spittin-venom
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-22-08, id: 1778398
Author has written 5 stories for iCarly, Glee, Sam & Cat, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Dangerous is the Vexed God by MaggieMerc reviews
Emma Swan just wants to adjust to life in a post-Curse Storybrooke. She wants to get to know her kid. Get to know her parents. And maybe learn how to use her magic. But the town has an epidemic of flying monkeys, there's a drunk pirate walking down Main half naked, Regina Mills keeps looking at her like she's seen her naked, and, oh yeah, someone's killing off fairy godmothers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,611 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.
Wet by SpookshowBabyx reviews
"I know well enough where you live, Miss Swan, I am the Mayor incase you'd forgotten. However I distinctly remember telling you I had no intentions to flirt with death merely so you'd be home in time for milk and cookies" Set during the storm. Rating is now M for obvious sexy reasons.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 242,491 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
under the cold winter my love took me through the desert by possibilist reviews
"You've not told her you've seen her work because you think you might know too much about her already; there are spectering girls in dresses, and they don't have eyes, and the canvases are home to so many ghosts." frannie & quinn through robert (robert is frannie's boyfriend) as requested. lots & lots of headcanon backstory. faberry endgame.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
The Secret's in the Telling by pyrophoric reviews
AU. Post-curse. "It's the sixth of October. A pivotal moment in Storybrooke's history and the turning point in Regina Mills' life. And it all began with a spell, a Sheriff, and a thief." Eventual Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 262,979 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.] - Complete
Comfortably Numb by WaveGoodbye reviews
A natural disaster prompts a successful Rachel Berry to record a tribute album for the victims and enlists her old Glee club for help as she believes it will appeal to a wider audience. The only person not to respond is Quinn, leaving Rachel no choice but to seek her out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 238,859 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Still off the Key of Reason by ElsBells reviews
JOTKOR sequel. Quinn is thundering her way through vet school. Rachel is enlightening the west coast with her talent. The story continues with a wedding, dogs in tuxedos, and Pooh Bear vows. Crazy never fades.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,462 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Happy Agony by cloogle reviews
Mercilessly, she continues to assaults my senses until I think I can no longer bear the frenzy of sensation in my pelvis, abdomen, heart and head. Nothing feels quite like desire. Nothing hurts better than love. She is the best I never had. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,485 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Chosen by InvisiMeg reviews
Quinn Fabray knew she was going to be chosen for a lot of things-Cheerios captain, prom queen, valedictorian-but this was one thing she wasn't expecting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,218 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Once Upon a Zombie by whutnot reviews
There is a zombie outbreak and Regina and Emma team up to protect Henry. Will be Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,040 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.
Addict Fic by fictorium reviews
Set in season 2, after Hook and Cora have been dealt with. Regina is rattling around in her lonely life and Emma is struggling to handle the strangest year of her life, with unfamiliar support systems and too many responsibilities. Is it possible the one person who'll understand is the person she can't quite bring herself to trust? TW: suicidal ideation, gunplay, substance abuse
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,050 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
It started at school by Dashed reviews
"Being in love with someone who didn't love you back – there was nothing more humiliating or galling for Regina Mills." This should have been a short smutty tale about Emma and Regina in boarding school. Instead it's a long smutty tale about Regina and Emma throughout their life. SwanQueen. Boarding school AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.
Your Name is Regina Mills by 13pens reviews
"Behind you there is a car. You'll need it to go where you planned to go: and that is, away from here. Away from Storybrooke, Maine." Regina leaves Storybrooke and subsequently forgets, but finds later that there are a few reasons to return... Swan Queen plus Henry, one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/4/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
Too Soon by Dashed reviews
Regina Mills is perfectly happy being Mayor of a town filled with the constant suffering of people she hates. She does not need some pregnant delinquent messing everything up.Emma Swan comes to Storybrooke at 18 not 28. SwanQueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.
Your Wayward Girl by el.abstracto reviews
The drunken one-night stand that wasn't. Faberry Week day 3 .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,195 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Beautiful by SgtMac reviews
Post QoH. Regina is juiced with magic and due to her despair and sadness, quickly coming apart at the seams. Emma is still the Savior. Maybe especially now. SQ. Semi-graphic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/4/2012 - [The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.] Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete
if you never say a word by TexasWatermelon reviews
New York is nothing like she imagined it would be in all of her fantasies as a child. It's way better. Sequel to "don't you know people write songs (about girls like you)".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Cassandra J., Rachel B. - Complete
Educating Emma by Bond.Jane reviews
Emma finds it difficult to adapt to the White court: She has her foot permanently in her mouth, the manners of a peasant and a family that covets Snow's throne is out to eliminate her. There is only one person capable of teaching Emma what she needs to survive: the very same Regina Snow has kept secretly imprisoned for the last year. Set in FTL 1 year after the curse breaks. AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Life Lessons by The Silver Lark reviews
Rachel is caught practicing at midnight and Miss July agrees to help her with her Tango. But it would seem Miss July has more to show Rachel than just a Tango.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Cassandra J., Rachel B. - Complete
Routine by Captainly reviews
Emma and Regina have always followed a simple routine when getting together. What happens when Regina unexpectedly breaks it?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 86,131 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.
A Coat 'Cause I Feel Cold by writetherest reviews
The sheriff doesn't just have one jacket in each color of the rainbow, but multiple jackets in each color. She's suspected as much since she realized that on some days Emma's red leather jacket had a tiny tear near the left pocket that was fraying and on other days it didn't. Not that she was studying the other woman's clothing that closely of course.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
the art of boxes by possibilist reviews
'Quinn thinks of gardenias growing through her eyes, and she thinks thinks of her childhood jewelry box: open it slowly enough, and the ballerina would spin for what seemed like forever.' College!Faberry as promised. Follows canon up through s3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,761 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Don't Mean a Thing by kabensi reviews
Rachel becomes Quinn's partner for a swing dance competition. Quinn's very committed to authenticity and Rachel's an eager companion for a Sentimental Journey .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Should Have Asked for Directions by dylanhart reviews
A lifelong story about what it's like to know at fifteen who your heart belongs to and what lengths a girl will go to in order to keep it there forever.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 209,233 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Inscription by humbirdbum reviews
Every week, she notices there's a new word inked on Quinn's skin. Rachel certainly hadn't expected junior year to turn out like this, just chock-full of surprises, most of which revolve around a certain blonde, drawing them slowly together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Con by journaliar reviews
Who, exactly, am I trying to fool?" Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Say So by journaliar reviews
It feels like something in her chest is cracking wide open and letting her guts fall out onto her stupid, too expensive, shoes but she’s not exactly sure why. SamxCarly; FreddiexSam. Read and review if you'd like.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Some Incessant Contemplation by soxx reviews
It was the way she didn’t care about anything in the world except her own happiness. And maybe Carly’s. CarlyxSam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Bankrupt on Sellin' reviews
It will be some years before Bubblegum will be able to make her presence known, and whether Marceline will accept her fate in their future remains undetermined. For now, Bubblegum watches and falls in love all over again.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
Never saw you comin' reviews
She had pondered it of course. It was more than just saving a girl from getting smushed by a trash compacter. As soon as she had interacted with Cat, she had felt an inexorable magnetism.
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett
Night on the sun reviews
Quinn decides to be honest. Faberry and mentions of Brittana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
iBreak and Enter reviews
There is one thing Sam likes more than food.. CAM
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iBet for Carly's love reviews
Sam and Freddie make a bet... CAM
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
cloogle (5)
Dashed (34)
dylanhart (4)
InvisiMeg (12)
journaliar (37)
possibilist (123)
soxx (11)