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I got this off another persons profile but this stuff is awesome

Stereotypes SUCK!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue..

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Before You Ask...
(I copied this from Daddy's Little Cannibal's profile.)

AU - Alternative Universe
AH - All Human
OC -
Original Character
Out of Character
IC -
In Character
While in progress
Lemon -
Graphic sex scene
- Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)
Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

I am against abortion

Read this I cried

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

AU - Alternative Universe
AH - All Human
OC -
Original Character
Out of Character
IC -
In Character
While in progress
Lemon -
Graphic sex scene
- Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)
Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)

Daddy's little Cannibal was one of the best authors on fan fiction and will be severely missed. If you have read one of her stories and liked

or loved it copy and paste this on her profile.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

This is my webiste were I wil put Bella's outfits and put up messages about updates and stuff.

I hope u enjoy it and become a member!

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” - Carl Jung


Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead!!" ??

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Get the last word in: Apologize.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, yet you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Randomness is the base of conversation.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

You couldn't find water even if you fell out of a boat.

I'm not crazy I’m just ... well, I’m not crazy!

Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business.

It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.

Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.

A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'

I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?

I can go from chick to BITCH in 3.5 seconds!

It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who does nothing because he can only do little.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

God has a cruel sense of humor.

I have no predjucis. I hate everyone equally.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.

Age...a matter of feeling, not years.

We grow small trying to be great.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating...we are advicing in another direction.

The proctologist called...they found your head

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot off his/her head!

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I just thought of something funny...your mother.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. ..

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


I have discovered the equation to go over the top in everything!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.


Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

When the "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

If two wrongs don't make a right, why do two negatives make a positive?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

to much of a good thing is a bad thing

"Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it." - Margaret Cho

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.” – Robert Benchley

There is no calamity greater than lavish desires.

There is no greater guilt than discontentment.

And there is no greater disaster than greed” – Lao-Tzu, Chinese philosopher.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.” – Mark Twain

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

This is also one of the cutest things ever written (apart from a bronze haired someone I know)!! If this doesn't touch you THEN YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE!!

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies...

The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk...

She told him that her feelings had changed and it was time to move on...

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note...

At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down the very same street...

He swerved right into the driver's seat killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived...

Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it...

It said: "Without your love I would die"

Depressed? Crying? Then you need emotional therpy. I know this gr8 therapist called Jasper Hale...

This is for people like Rosalie who need more confidence...

If you had to read that other bit again then you need to learn irony and sarcasm...

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this shit!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
must be stid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

╚═╩═╩═╝Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

So true!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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Even Playboys fall in love by luver of darkness reviews
The boys are in a band,Edward is a playboy, what happenes when he meets Emmett's little sister, Bella?She hates Edward with a passion,Can he change and revel to her that he loves before something bad happenes and he loses her? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 6/7/2008
Inseparable by readingmylifeaway reviews
So the rain cleared,Ian & Wanda confessed that they liked each other, Melanie & Jared united, and then what? What happpened to Ian & Wanda? Are they inseparable like Melanie & Jared? Just because the book stops...doesn't mean Ian & Wanda's story does.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,148 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
New and Not So Improved by Sparkling Draco reviews
Edward leaves Bella - just like in New Moon - but while he is away, Bella turns into a different person. When Edward returns Bella is dumbstruck, what will happen if Edward is too late? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,464 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Daughter of a Pirate by Isabela Rosalie reviews
That is what they call me now. Isabella Marie Swan, a nothing, a criminal. This isn't true. All the things that have happened to me haven't been my fault. Well, not entirely.' An Edward and Bella Story. Please Read and Review! Edward is a Pirate!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,798 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hidden Away by Lady R. Lotus reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,580 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Raise some Hell by XxXBambiiXxX reviews
Bella a bad-ass and she is wild. she cant be tame you name it she done it already she crazy but oddly she still a virgin lol. she half Puerto Rican and half white. she love to live on the danger side. Edwards a player and he want but she not easy/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,963 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3209 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13051 - Favs: 6,184 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starlight by myluckystars2107 reviews
A mysterious brunette steals the attention of a member of a small band, Edward Cullen. It was her first time seeing his band. What will become of their blossoming relationship? Read to find out. AU AH BxE JxA EmxR.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,768 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13419 - Favs: 8,145 - Follows: 6,057 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Break Me Out, Take Me In by neveragain4evernow reviews
Being alone in her family of two, Isabella Swan wanted a life beyond superficiality. What she didn't expect was to get kidnapped AND fall in love. ExB All Human now re-written!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guardian Angel by shattered crystal heart reviews
bella has moved to forks, she begins to feel like someone is watching her...and she is right, it is non-other then Edward, he has silently been watching her, why has he been stalking her? why can't she recall moments in her life? what does turning 17 mean
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,907 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Isabella Swan must Die by oX Pixie Girl Xo reviews
AH, When Edward turns all the girls, bar one, against Bella, and Bella turns all the boys against Edward, Edward thinks its just a high school fight, but is shocked to find out it's not a fight, its a war. not as harsh as the title implies :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
The One Day that Changed My Life by robyntwilight16 reviews
Bella has been crushing on Edward for most of her life. They are both the most popular kids, in forks high. Everyone thinks they should be together. But Bella thinks Edward hates her. What happens when his friends convice him to give her a chance?OOC A/H:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,934 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Skater Boi? by QueenSkaterGal reviews
Edward is a punk. Jasper writes poetry. Bella's the new kid... The Cullens and Bella are at UCLA. Lauren is a cheerleader. Heard Skater Boi by Avril Lavigne? Basically a storyline based on that song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The puppet Master by The Black Rose Writer reviews
Bella is the vampire servant,Edward is the vampire.He has the power to read minds and seduce ANY female,except Bella.He will stop at nothing to make Bella want him!What if he falls in love?This is the story of the puppet master and his finest puppet yet!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009
Sk8r Boi by kakes reviews
Bella's always been the rich, popular girl who gets everything she wants. Everything seems perfect, until punk Edward Cullen comes around and shows her what its like to really live. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Date With The President's Son? by sadlyinactive reviews
After being dragged to the mall Bella Swan finds something she never expected. Edward Cullen, as in Carlisle Cullen, the president's son! She soon goes on a ride she'll never forget. ExB AU.hiatus :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fragile Love by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward left Bella in New moon. He didnt return. Now Bella has a 2 year old daughter Allie. The boy she had a family with has died, and she misses Edward terribly. What will happen when they meet again? Her life may be at risk by the people from her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,006 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Absent Pulse by Green Eyed Shadow reviews
How could one night of drunk, unexpected, unprotected, steamy passion with your best friend's brother, who is taken, who took your virginity, lead to a pregnancy at 16 years of age? Everything changed with just one break of a barrier. All Human B/E A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,812 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting on the Runway by eeyoreluver reviews
Bella Swan is a twenty-one year old Victoria's Secret model. Life gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,919 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You and I Collide by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
Bella is a normal teenage girl living in Brooklyn who hates the 'stupid richies with their stupid money and shiny cars' that she goes to school with. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen, an enigmatic wealthy student who transfers to her school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rockstar Bella by Twi.MaxRide.Crazy reviews
Bella is a superstar. What happens when Alice drags her brother, Edward, into one of her concerts and has backstage passes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Volturi Daughter by lovexisxamazing86 reviews
BellazB08's story. just continuing. Isabella was born in the year 1917 and is Aro's daughter. She's been kept inside the castle walls all her life, but will that change when Bella and Edward meet over a period of time? *up for adoption
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Almost With you by MissWill reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon. what if Bella became an actress? first fanfiction
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Social Food Chain by POOCULLEN reviews
The hot punks, Bella & Alice, survive in a jungle full of teenage animals, where some are the menacing predators, and the rest, the unlucky prey. What adventures will arise when Edward & Jasper join the high school cycle? AH, AU, OOC -Full Summary Inside-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,940 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5916 - Favs: 9,737 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Comedy Of Romeo and Juliet by lyonhearted reviews
Bella is just a normal girl with a normal crush. Except for the fact that her crush is the popular Edward Masen, and he hates her guts! What's a girl to do? Could the school play be the solution to her problems? BxE, ALL HUMAN HAS BEEN ADOPTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Boy by twilightlover367 reviews
Local bad boy Edward Cullen is always getting himself in trouble. Bella, an angel child from Pheonix can’t stand him the minute she sees him in Forks. Can they love each other, or will they hate each other forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,517 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6014 - Favs: 8,881 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blue 42, Set Hike! by Frankie326 reviews
After the girls soccer team at Forks High gets cut, Bella, Alice, and Rose decide they are going to take up another sport where they like it rough. AU, All-Human, full of DRAMA OOC E/B A/J R/Em M for future chapters. NOW COMPLETE! SEQUEL ON THE WAY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Band by RhianneMidNightSun reviews
The Band; Twilight. Everyone knows them, Well nearly everyone, Lead singer Edward runs into a girl who doesn't know who he is. There rival band ; The Pack tries ruining them in Battle Of The Bands .. but does it work?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Confessions of a Not So Teenaged Nanny by Hazelnut4o6 reviews
OVERHAULING in progress
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Crossing Boundaries by Ms. Sparkle reviews
Edward and Bella finally cross all the boundaries; Edward had set up for their physical relationship. They seem pleased and happy that no harm was done during their night of bliss, until they find out shocking news a month later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,466 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Player and the model by Edwardcarzygirl101 reviews
when the world famous model comes to Fork will player Edward to able to win her heart or fail like the others have. first fan starts slow but hopefully it gets better all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella, Boys, and Ballet by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella is a dancer at Julliard. She is the arm candy of Mike Newton, a bigshot money-maker. Newton loves to show off Bella, but Bella has no feelings for Mike. What happens when Edward Cullen starts working for Mike & falls in love with Bella.summaryinside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,016 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love and Bodyguards by klutzygirl34 reviews
Bella is one of the most famous people in the world, she has all she could ever need, or so she thought until she hired Edward the bodyguard...could she get passed her protective barriers? Can Edward change his stereotypical assumptions about celebrities?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,916 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Event Horizon by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
What would have happened if "Twilight" happened in the same universe as the events that took place in "The Host"? features the full cast from both books *WARNING: THE REVIEWS CONTAIN MASSIVE STORY SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,668 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carlisle, Ian O. - Complete
Shadow by VampChick00 reviews
This is the sequel to "Destiny". Bella's world is once again turned upside down and she has to fight for her own right to live, and many others. The main question is if she'll be able to save those she loves the most, or will she be destroyed trying?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,067 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Your Servant by Justme1339 reviews
It is 18th century England. Bella runs away from an arranged marriage, and joins the Cullen's household staff as a maid. She falls in love with Edward Cullen. Bella/human, Cullens/Vamps, A/U, Canon Pairings, Will earn its M rating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Bleeding Love by Starstruckblondie reviews
Bella pushes Edward too far. Can he stop soon enough to help her? In between Twilight and New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,313 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bed Buddies by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bella arrives at Dartmouth, and finds that she doesn't have anywhere to stay. So she gets stuck with two boys in the male dorms; and guess who they are? Jake and Edward of course who are best buddies.What will these cheeky boys get up to ; All human BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
A Secret Agent Love by Finnie reviews
Bella takes a trip to London, she gets herself into trouble. Agent Cullen is assigned to take care of Bella until this is settled and she is allowed out of the country. One problem, they hate each other. Can the events given start a secret agent love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gasoline by twilighter-extrodinaire reviews
AU, all human, edward, jsaper, and emmett are the top rock band in the world, bella, alice, and rosalie are an indie band trying to get off the ground i know, bad summary right? R&R PLZ! canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Hunter becomes the Hunted by I Don't Bite-much reviews
Bella is a 342 year old hunter, she hunts all malevolent undead from vampires to werewolves. What happens when the one prey that beat her captures her soul as well as herself. Will she escape and fight her true emotions? ON HIATUS/UP FOR ADOPTION PM ME
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,668 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unwanted by vampireondrugs reviews
Bella is a punk. Renee gets mad at her one day and exiles her to forks. Bella mixes things up there. She even has the player, Edward, falling all over her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Matter of Time by vampireondrugs reviews
Bella is a punk vampire. Edward is player vampire. One day an incedent occurs where Bella and her family have to move. What will happen between Edward and Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Missing Piece by LilyAnneMarie reviews
She was rich and popular, he was poor and barely ever noticed by anyone outside his social group. But in a horrible twist of fate, what happens when you fall for your opposite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,688 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
New Trouble Maker in town by babyboo40794 reviews
Kay, Bella is an orphan with a bad attitude, the orphanage got tired of her & sent her to forks where she lived in a small house owned by the orphanage, Edward and his friend make a bet one day that may change his and bella's life. R&R AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Our accidental Life by Team-Edward3849 reviews
All-Human. The life of Edward and Bella. The two strangers get drunk at a bar one night and wake up married the next morning. Go with them on a life journey filled with love, laughs, and of course...mistakes. Title changed. ExB EmxR AxJ Review pleaseeeeee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Canvas Loner by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella Swan is a Loner.A beautiful Artist.A revlusive Emo,slit wrists and all.So,when she enters Forks after being emancipated,what do the Cullen's do?Is Bella welcomed so easily by the Popular crowd?Read and find out.Oh,and she also is a famous artist.E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,029 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
dangerous games by Idril Telperien reviews
Bella's cousin Caz has her own supernatural problems- she has a baby with her cheating werewolf ex and her vampire boyfriend Daniel's vampire ex from his previous life is willing to do anything to get him back, even kill her love rival!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Another way to die by dustyrose03 reviews
Bella is nearing 16,the Princess of Italy. Edward is 17,the brother of the Mafia bosses; and Edward has wanted nothing more than to be exactly like them. So when Bella runs away from the life she never wanted, Edward is ordered to kidnap her... AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,360 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Dawn To Twilight by Cometakeawalkwithme reviews
When he left her, he promised a clean break. Years after her "death", the Cullens go to Volterra and meet a new, powerful Bella- who isn't what she always was. Will hearts mend? Or will she keep running away from the man who once broke her heart? Stars/Vp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dare to Care? by xsarahskankx reviews
Bella Swan is dared to do what she never thought she'd have to, kiss Edward Masen. She loathes Edward, but Edward seems to be taken to her. For the right reasons? AH/AU a little OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
My Angel by Distorted Views reviews
I was hunting when i heard the crash. I ran to the wreck and heard a shrill cry. Their in the back seat was a baby girl. The mother was dead on impact and i was responsible for this child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
BFF means no matter what by Makena'lei reviews
Edward and Bella met in an orphanage, both having tragic pasts and lost families. They bond sharing a room, and eventually get adopted, never to see each other again. Or so they thought. Review please, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,945 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by xMs. Black Eyelinerx reviews
Wanda and Ian get swept away in a wave of passion while Wanda is still in Melanie's body. But everything has consequences. Wanda/Melanie become pregnant with Ian's baby. How can they bring a human child into a soul-infested world? IanxWanda/MelxJared
Host - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Catching Her by CullenGirlsForever3 reviews
Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale are well known for their dancing and singing, though they had no idea. When they are asked to be in a movie with the best actors/actresses they start to catch the eyes of directors and costars. What will happen post-production?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
Together Again Twilight by Vampirefanatic reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends. Then Bella moved far away. She became an orphan, and Edward's family was adopting. What happens when they meet again? ExB Fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Pieces of My Life by chocolate coffee reviews
ExB Princess Isabella was returning home on a ship after visting relatives across the sea when the ship she is on is attacked by pirates. After losing everything, she is taken aboard the pirate ship, where she befriends the Captain, or more..cont. in stor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Story by the newest cullen reviews
In the rigid high society of the late 1800s, the children of two rival families defied them all and fell in love. Based on Taylor Swift's "Love Story."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped! by twilightfan201 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are kidnapped. Who is it and why did they do it? Read to find out! All-human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
The Forever Part by Julix121 reviews
Kim always liked Jared, even when she hated him. She is determined to get over him, even if that is the last thing he wants her to do. Can he win her over? KimXJared imprint story. Review please. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,485 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
college life by nicole0304 reviews
Bella swan goes to college with her brother emmett. what will happen to bella in college? first fanfic please read and review.i know its short but it will get longer i promise. please review. DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN TWILIGHT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Will you be my Queen? by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Edward is a prince living in a castle. Bella is basically a slave to her step-family. Can Edward save her, when she tells him her story? Or will both their worlds come crumbling down when another prince by the name of James comes into the picture? ExB T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8034 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Assassin by anotherwayout reviews
AH,summary changed. Isabella Swan, a deadly Assassin/frustrated teenager decides to run away from her organization and live a normal life in forks. But faith seems to have it's own plans for her and one is to meet The rich playboy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,752 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Capture My Heart by You'reTheMoon reviews
Jasper and Edward are ordered to kidnap Alice and Bella. What happens when the captors and captives fall for eachother? AU all human. Jasper/Alice and Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
I Felt Hope by fangirl371 reviews
Jasper was a lonely vampire with no mate, no motivation, and no hope. Until he met Alice. Pre-Twilight story of Alice and Jasper. Bella doesn't know the half of what really happened... but Jasper does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,917 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Mistaken by rushed reviews
Bella develops her first crush on Edward, a beautiful boy at school. Unfortunately it appears he has a girlfriend Tanya, and a sister who will never speak to her again if she finds out. A sweet little romance for Edward & Bella fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,250 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Romance by ILoveEdwardCullenx reviews
When Bella and Alice are made to go to Summer Camp with Alice's playboy brother Edward and bitchy girlfriend Tanya, what's going to happen? Will Alice and Bella make friends with room mate Rosalie? And will Bella end up falling for Edward? ExB AxJ EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Uzumaki the Guardian Protector by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Three year's of banishment was lifted for a blonde Jinchuuriki. However, Naruto on his return will find love again... first; his icy heart must be melted and only two Hyuuga girls can help him warm up again, well, other than his sister Elysia. H/N/H/E
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U.
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Solo Called Is by Forever Raining reviews
After the success of Bella's single she is offered a solo recording contract. This would mean a chance to branch out even further into stardom. But could this choice cause Bella to lose control over her life and what will this do to A Band Called Crimson?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19506 - Favs: 12,286 - Follows: 5,611 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Winter Madness by 23twilight23 reviews
Put 2 rebellious girls, 2 players, 2 skanks, a very large group of friends, a mall and a snow storm together……and what do you get? To find out read... A/H ... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
The Ghost From Hell by DancefkrDance reviews
AU. Bella Swan has just moved to Forks. At school, she hears rumors of her new house being haunted, alongside a string of murders that has occurred inside. Who would have guessed that the ghost, was hardly a ghost at all...but something more? A vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friends til the End by twilighterfan26 reviews
Bella and Edward has been friends since kindergarden. They started dating when things changed. Bella had to move to with her mom and leave her friends behind. But what would happen when Bella moved back to Forks. I suck at summaries, just give it a chance
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008
Stupid, Beautiful Cullen! by flawless-lips reviews
He was the annoying, stubborn bad boy. She was the new girl who couldn’t stand the fact she lusted after him. Steam starts rising after she and her friends are sent to boarding school for burning down their school gym. CanonPairings.NotAverageChickFlick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,522 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Found by dreams of bubbles reviews
Bella is Jasper's younger sister. After discovering the news of her missing brother, she runs to the forest where she is found by a vampire and changed. Now, years later, she is in Forks, and she finds the person she thought she had lost forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Angel of my dreams by arelisinwonder reviews
Hey,Do I know you?"She asked me.She seemed to be speaking too someone behind me.I turned my head slightly to see who she spoke to but saw no one.I turned my gaze back to hers,she was watching me curiously.I had to be sure,"You can see me?" BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,070 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tuxwqli by Divisadero reviews
The power of imprinting is strong, but what if you feel just as strongly for someone who you have not imprinted on? Is that love worth pursuing? Paul/ OC Paul imprints on the Alpha's niece. I promise a happy ending
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,376 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Paul
Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by AMWalsh reviews
Drama Filled: Sweet innocent Bella falls for her new dorm mate's "Alice" womanizing older brother Edward. Do Opposites Attract? Read to find out. A/J, E/B, Em/R, C/Es, All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 110,650 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Far away love by AlexaSinead reviews
Edward and Bella had know each other by internet. They talk all the time... when they finally meet each other when Bella decide to visit him. They will finally know that they are made for each other. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The way I love you by AlexaSinead reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for ever but Bella has always been inlove with you. They have to survive everything that happen in their relationship. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgetting the Past, Accepting the Future by SecretReaderInTheDark reviews
Bella, Alice and Jasper live in an orphanage. They have lived there for as long as they can remember. Someone new is a rare thing. What will they think when there are suddenly 3 new kids comming to the orphanage! EXB EmXR AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,873 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Hunter or the hunted? by Sophia24 reviews
Bella is a professional assassin. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen and has to figure out why she is so unwilling to kill him....B/E...AU, OOC, 'M' for murder in the first chapter. possible lemons, or more murder. All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Home by BrownHoodie reviews
For the past 2 years, Bella had been tortured and raped. Saved by Carlisle she is placed care. Alone, scared and holding more secrets than anyone could of imagined, can long term resident Edward break her walls. Is love in the air? ExB AxJ RxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
It Started With a Kiss by twilightluvx reviews
It's the start of summer vacation for Bella, and Alice is wasting no time in signing them up to work at the Kissing Booth at a carnival. During Bella's shift, she gets an amazing kiss. Will Bella end up getting more than what she signed up for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5259 - Favs: 4,749 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Destiny by TwilightTwizzler reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington with her dad, Charlie. She meets Edward Cullen, and there's instantly a special connection between them. What will happen when someone else tries to take Bella away? Will her and Edward find each other? All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Assassin or Amore? by ShadowPather reviews
Bella Masen has been an assassin since she was 15. what happens when she's sent to kill Edward Cullen, but finds herself falling in love? what if Edward finds out she was sent to kill him? will his anger blind him, or will he see the real, scared, Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Biker Blues by ShadowPather reviews
Bella is a biker who took the wrong turn while running. after she crashes, Edward Cullen finds her. he finds himself falling for the mysterious biker chick, and vise versa. but does Bella die from the crash? can Edward nurse his love back to health?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4896 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr And Mrs Cullen by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
2nd SMC entry! Edward and Bella are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill the same person. Thing is- neither of them know about the other's occupation. Love gets lethal between husband and wife and deadly secrets are revealed. ExB, LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hostage by edwardsdreamgal reviews
Fate brought them together, but will it be the one thing that will tear them apart? When Bella gets taken hostage, all seems to be broken, but can you guess who is also being held hostage with her? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,704 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skater Girl by Fanpire123 reviews
Bella's the tomboy at the school with her best friend alice when one day she trips in the parking lot and is nearly run over by captain of the soccer team, Edward Cullen. It's love at first sight but Bella's stubborn. All human. Cannon pairings. RXR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pucker Up, Buttercup by prettyfreakinsweet reviews
Previously 'Kissing Booth'. A series of unrelated one-shots in which Edward and Bella randomly have to kiss. First chapter is the original Kissing Booth- B, A, R working at a kissing booth, & the guys show up. All Human. Mostly OOC, I think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Best Baseball Game Ever by VegitarianxVampire reviews
...and it has nothing to do with the players. xD Edward/Bella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pictures of You by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
AU/AH. When Bella Swan is forced to spend the day with cocky Edward Cullen for a school assignment will the way she originally saw him change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
The light comes after the dark by Thomas'svampirexprincess reviews
This is the sequal to 'play me, and i'll just cheer you on.' Bella is pregnant. Edward & Bella are getting marrired. So is michael. Someone from their past, come back to destroy everything they have planned. EXB MXV :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,382 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
He Thinks, She Thinks by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered how Edward survives classes without Bella? By peeking at people's thoughts, of course! R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews
Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Last Time by unkowenpotter reviews
Edward is the most fearsom Pirate Captain who ruled the seas. Even more he is a vampier. When he decids to settel down and take a wife will he pick Miss Swan? sound better than it really is. read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Edward the skater Bella the Hottie by Nicolieeolieheart reviews
edward is pot head skater! Bella is the school off limits hottie! they've been sweethearts since the 7th grade! now in 9th grade there lives get totally changed! better than summary! rating for language! sequel will strt tomorozz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fugitive for Love by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
When Bella's marriage to a prison warden becomes a nightmare, she finds solace in an unlikely person with whom she can truly be herself: one of his prisoners. ALL HUMAN AND AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,301 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inside the Fire by Lady Skye 1992 reviews
All Human! Bella, Jasper, Emmett, and twins are sibs. Edward is Esme's only child and Step-son of Carlisle. Edward wants to escape his life so he cuts himself with a ceremonial knife. Better than Summary. Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
St Catherine's by LilBrown reviews
Bella is an OIT, or Operative in Training. She is an orphan and was raised to be a combat machine in a government institution disguised as St. Catherine's orphanage. Now her and other OIT's must protect a witness to a crime, Edward Mason. Definately AU,AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,003 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Yorkers by eMmEtTsMyIdOl reviews
Bella Alice and Rose are the daughters of billionair charlie swan.They dont always act the best so charlie sends them to forks, where badboys edward jasper and emmett live. When they meet will they fall in love or will all hell break loose in forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Evening Star by Twilight4886 reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. Bella is now almost 23 years old and had moved to West Virginia after going to college to become an English teacher. She finds out Edward and his family are at the same school and she is now his teacher.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Burned by MeheartEc reviews
3 years ago edward and bella dated, he cheated and she move to florida. she moves back to Forks and plays games on Edward and flirts with other boys,Edward is a player but still loves Bella. Will they find love again? OOC - updates regularly. R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
We live in the same world by MaggotPrincess91 reviews
A twist on Twilight. A goth chick and football player fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008
A Friend in Heaven by WinndSinger reviews
It is the 1980's and Edward left home 10 years before to feed off the living. He is becoming very dark and isolated from humankind. Then he attempts to save a young God-loving girl and must watch over her for a few days. Some bondage scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward - Complete
A New Life by dino xrawrs reviews
Set in the 18th Century. Edward Cullen is captain of the La Tua Cantante, a pirate ship. Isabella Swan is princess of England, set to marry Jacob Black, prince of France. Is Edward here to save her or kidnap her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Fire and Ice by super-pigeonemo reviews
Bella is band manager of the hottest band Fire and Ice. with only one problem. Shes in love with lead guitarist Edward Cullen. Who only sees her as a little sister. Will Bella going from drab to fab change Edwards opinion? My first fan fic ever! read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unfamiliar touch by Rossie reviews
Bella's tragic accident leaves her memory lost up to when she was still living with Renee. Can Edward give her reason enough to stay before she fleas to Florida with Renee? check it&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,319 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella - Complete
So Not Typical Boarding School by citystars reviews
When 17 year old Bella Swan attends the prestigious Waverly Prep Boarding School, she meets Edward Cullen, your average school player. When Edward takes interest to Bella, will she fall for him? Better than it sounds. Rated M for Safety. EXB OOC All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,954 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Number 473 by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella works for the government and her job is to find out info bout mythical creatures and how they became. What happens when they get a particularly stubborn vampire? Can she make him crack?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
A 'Nasty Experience' by URmyBrandOfHeroin reviews
Bella is your average rebellious teen. Edward is the complete bad-boy package who has a rock band called 'Nasty Experience'. What will they do when both their bad worlds collide? AH,completely OOC, Rated M for language and possible lemons. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Secrets to be told sooner or later by Hateful Loving reviews
When Bella goes to ForksHigh,thefootball captain starts 2fall for her,evry1 knows what a captain means,School player.What happens when her past comes to haunt her.She runs but shes really running from her feelings.She just doesnt know.New summary,re-edit
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,404 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Win A Date With Edward Masen by Madleigh Awesome reviews
Bella works at Wal-Mart with her best friends. Edward Masen, the famous actor, is the heart throb of teenagers all over! a contest is held, the prize a date with Edward. Crossover with 'Win a date with Tad Hamilton'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008
Freesias by The-Bat-Girl reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were 6. As their feelings for each other change and grow something happens that tears apart their lives. Edward is a human and there is no such thing as werewolves. Rated T just in case, R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,506 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Impressions by starsandsunsets reviews
Isabella Swan comes into the small town of Forks. She had her heart broken a couple of times before and would not fall for the same trick twice. She meets Edward Cullen, the player. Will she fall for his charms or will she suffer heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,230 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Flyleaf by COMMA OF THOUGHT reviews
Edward is a player. Bella has had a hard knock life and is the lead singer of the band Flyleaf. Put these two togather and you have a hell of a story! ALL HUMAN. T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
No where to run by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward's an assasin in the middle of a war. He must kill anyone who crosses over the border line. Here comes Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Guard Duties by Blood Fae reviews
I'll protect you," He whispered into my hair, sending shivers down my spine, "I swear." Edward is Bella's personal bodyguard, Bella is getting engaged to his prince, can their love survive warring nations?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
National Battle by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
Battle of the Bands - the biggest musical competition in very town, state, and the country. When two of the best unsigned bands come to compete, things start to happen that nobody thought possible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternity: A Vampire Kisses Story by Candee-Dice reviews
Raven and Alexander have been together for over a year now, but Alexander is nervous about taking things to the next level. Raven can't be more ready to go to the next step or to become a vampire. Can she convince him that there is nothing to worry about?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/18/2008
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Another Day, Another Destiny by yupXimXmuchXcooler reviews
Edward is a bitter actor playing Marius in the revival of Les Miserable. When Bella Swan, a popular singer, gets to play the part of Eponine, they meet and the world explodes! Okay, not really, but there is some drama. ALL HUMAN. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5720 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by sylamesio123 reviews
Bella Swan has always been average. Her best friend is Alice Cullen. Alice Cullen has a brother—Edward. He is a total jerk. Bella hates Edward because he and her used to be best friends, but then he became popular by becoming quarterback and abandoned her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Battle of the Bands by dazzledbyu88 reviews
What will happen when two rival bands are forced to work with each other? Ed/B Em/R J/A Filler story for the New Cullen. T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Which Lust? by ahemyywe150 reviews
Bella and Edward enjoy the summer...and each other. Takes place after Eclipse, and meant to be one shot, but might add more one shots for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Perfect Strangers by vampgirl18 reviews
When Isabella Swan starts to have strange dreams about a perfect stranger- her life is turned upside down. Will she ever meet the man?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
A Cinderella Story by edwardbella001 reviews
Bella is the smart, quiet girl. Edward is the football captain and student body president. What happens when a world of texting and instant messaging unites these two lovers while every element in the universe is trying to keep them apart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Interwined by sylamesio123 reviews
Girl is punk. Boy is popular. He loves her. They pretend they hate each other. Girl find's BF cheating on her with her BFF. Boy is dating girl's sister. Boy: Edward Cullen. Girl: Bella Swan. Throw it all together and you have got a big ugly mess of a year
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
For 100 Bucks by xxRosesxx reviews
Edward is the sex king at his school, he gets anyone he wants anytime he wants. but when hes dared to get Bella Swan to sleep with him things get interesting. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
The Pieces Go Together by xolluvia reviews
Isabella Swan has decided to take up piano, and her teacher the one and only Edward Cullen. Will sparks fly? Or will disasters occur? ALL HUMAN...ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Lancaster Player by Eclipse is the best reviews
Bella goes to live with Renee. They live in Lancaster, PA. She meets Alice and Rose and become great friends.Edward is the school player and captain of the football team.He likes her will he be able to change his ways and will she fall for him.ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/18/2008
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
First KissFirst Love by Aquas Vampiro reviews
Edward is new to love as is Bella. What happens when Edward is more reckless and more eager to love Bella? Is Bella Edward? Rated T for violence and slight romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Whisper Without Words by Alex shmalex reviews
Edward is the most popular guy in school, and Bella is the least popular. When they meet in an unlikely place, sparks fly and love emerges. But there's an enemy too...rated m for violence and language. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
Vampire Horror by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Edward and Bella go to a horror movie. But realistically how could anything frighten Edward? *fluff alert*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Patrol by steffi32692 reviews
What happens when Bella is with Emmett for a day and he starts his own club called the Bella patrol? What kind of havoc will Emmett cause as Bella's unlicensed to find out...and this is my first story so dont be mean and read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
All I could ever want by EDWARDISOURLlFE reviews
Bella is punk, Edward is a jerk. Edward has never noticed Bella before but when he does he wants more but Bella doesn't want him. All human. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Kisses of Death Sequel to Just Friends by foreverEdwardandBella reviews
This is the sequel to Just Friends. Bella,Edward,Alice and Jasper all go to College. Lauren is also at the same college, and a guy named Jacob Black. With all these problems will Edward and Bella stay together? R&R! Read Just Friends first!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/9/2008
Isabella Volturi by Animosity Heart reviews
Bella has been a part of the Volturi for over a hundred years. She thought that she belonged with them but she realised she didnt. She moves in with the Cullens and that with them is where she belonged... Disclamer Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
The player and the mongoose by Edward ate my eye at dinner reviews
Edward Cullen is a player who loves sex and challenge. Bella Swan is a girl with high moral beliefs. What happens when Edward has a bet to sleep with but he falls in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
A Change of Scenery by iheartsunshine reviews
Twilight rewritten! When sporty, popular Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington with her dad, how will she feel about the school's most popular boy, Edward Cullen? Rated T. REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
The Haunted by Kiss My Fang reviews
Sequel to I Will Haunt You. My invisibility gave me a whole new level of temptation. It was the monster of me. sequel to first ending, not the alternate ending
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
I Will Haunt You by Kiss My Fang reviews
Bella's jump off that cliff was a bit more fatal than she had thought it would be. Now she is a ghost, and no one can see her. Will Bella save Edward from the Volturi? More importantly can she? And what will happen to her afterwards?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
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A Day at the Mall with the Cullens reviews
What happens when Bella, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice come to the mall and Emmett gets bored? Humor ensues!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Skateboarding with Edward Cullen reviews
Bella Swan a 17-year old girl was adopted by her aunt and treated like a slave but all that changes when bella enters a skateboarding contest hosted by Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Edard POV in Skateboarding with Edward Cullen reviews
OK this is Edward POV in special parts in Skateboarding with Edward Cullen and you have to read it before reading this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Party Turned Hostage Takeover reviews
Bella goes to a party hosted by Lauren Mallory with Jacob,Alice, and Rose but what happens when Emmett, Edward,, Jasper, and Nessie decide to take everybody hostage? rated t for now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009