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I AM THE FORMER LADYVAMPWOLF

My name is Jessica. I was born May 7th, 1991, so I am 18 years old. I just graduated from high school. CLASS OF 2009 I live in Pennsylvania, USA. I will start college in August. I just recently started to read the Twilight series. I bought Twilight back in July 08, but didn't actually start reading it until September. I just finished Breaking Dawn and all I have to say is...SAVE MIDNIGHT SUN.

The only thing that I regret about reading the series, is not starting soon enough. I started reading it after the last book came out so now the only things I have to look forward to are the movies.

I write stories..fanfiction only...which is bad because a goal of mine is to get a book published before I die. I write a lot...I just don't like my stories most of the time...yet people seem to love them...I don't know why

Favorite Couple Pairings

Emmett/Rosalie (Because Rose is a doll...yes I'm being serious! And Emmett is SEXY)

Jasper/Alice (Because if I can't be Leah, I wanna be Alice. And Jasper is my soldier)

Carlisle/Esme (Because I want to be clumsy to get Carlisle to play doctor..i mean be my doctor with me...for me...Esme is so sweet)

Quil/Claire (Because who doesn't want to have sex with toddlers? Whoa what? Quil molests children?! LMAO)

Sam/Leah (hey, they were a cute couple, STUPID IMPRINTING) (BECAUSE IMPRINTING SUCKS!)

I am not a fan of Bella. I just...tolerate her. I think she did some really dumb things in the books...and I don't like Kristen Stewart at all...so it kinda made me not like Bella more. Just my opinion though.

I LOVE MY WOLVES

Leah

Jacob

Sam

Jared

Paul

Seth

Quil

Embry

Collin

Brady

IMPRINTING SUCKS! I HATE IT!

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser. .

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (I’m a girl..that doesn’t work)

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever.

I BLEED DOUBLE BLUE MIXED WITH GOLD! Alpha Xi Delta!

If you're dating an AZD, raise your hand. If not, raise your standards!

Much love to you all,
Jessica :)

Btw, if there are any Harry Potter fans out there. I did post a lot of my Harry Potter stories on this site. My name is Beautiful Trix. Feel Free to check them out. I love reviews!

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Melancholy by XLadySnowX reviews
Edward discovers Carlisle’s secret – he knows way more about Alice than he was willing to let anybody know – especially her. AU. Carlisle/Alice. Summary sucks, but try for me anyway? Not a one-shot! Carlisle’s POV. Lemon in later chapter. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,738 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Carlisle
The Complicated Steps to a Simple Love by intiMACYx33 reviews
Not just another imprint story. The story between Ava Lynch and Elijah Uley-Varn. Written in yay4shanghai universe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,433 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Never Trust A Werewolf by 2013as reviews
Werewolves are liars, big fat liars. The stupidest thing you could ever do is trust them, no scratch that the stupidest thing to do when dealing with a werewolf is falling in love with one. Amber's story. Spin off from the universe created by yay4shanghai
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,515 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
Make Up Your Mind by liljenrocks reviews
Sequel to Keep Your Hands to Yourself...Imprints are supposed to be natural, a perfect fit. David and Trisha's imprint proved to be anything but that. Will tragedy and loss bring them closer or has time driven them permanently apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,790 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
Keep Your Hands to Yourself by liljenrocks reviews
Love is never supposed to be easy. It's even worse when you throw in the imprint! A story about Paul's daughter, Jared's son, and Sam's son.Rated M for language and Lemons! Spin-off of yay4shanghai's A Fun and Easy Way to Go Down a Dress Size
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,862 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
WifeSwap Vampire Edition by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Pearls and Lace by greenpeach20 reviews
This is a Valentine's Day Lemon for Emmett and Rosalie. They always have fun on the holidays
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
After Work: More Fun, More Play by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Sequel to "Work: Some Fun, Lots of Play". When Carlisle gets home from a long day of work, a surprise is waiting for him in his bedroom ....and it's wearing black lace. Esme/Carlisle -LEMON-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Work: Some Fun, Lots Of Play by Blood Red Vampress reviews
What happens when Esme decides to visit Carlisle at work? He gets a break and she gets some vampire loving! Carlisle/Esme. No lemon, just kisses. One-shot. Cute and fluffy. SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Dreams by elle's papaya reviews
Emily could only watch helplessly as Sam thrashed around in his sleep. All she could do was hope for the moment he stopped. But as she watched him, he dreamt of another. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Being Embry Call by Leiaaa reviews
Leah used to be the beautiful sweetheart of La Push but hate and bitterness pushed her over the edge. Leah's fall from grace told from Embry's prospective. What does Embry think of Leah? Find out here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Embry, Leah - Complete
When Life Doesn't Stand Still reviews
It's been 10 years since Leah left La Push to get away from all the awful memories she had. But a death in the family will send her back to face her demons. What will Leah find when she sees that life in La Push hasn't stood still?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,983 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Leah, Sam