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Joined 12-23-08, id: 1779029, Profile Updated: 07-20-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hi there. Check out my stories if you have some time to spare, you might find something you like. If you want, you can look below to read some stuff about me.

I'm seventeen years old. I'm a happy person generally. I don't get mad at people, unless they do something that goes against something I believe in. I enjoy acting, singing, dancing, daydreaming and baking. I hate watching movies, they are always too cheesy or too intense or the acting is awful. I mean, there are a few movies I like, but key word is few. I love the Harry Potter movies though, maybe cause that series is simply genius. Hate the Twilight movies. I've only watched one of them and didn't want to see the rest. Awful directing, awful acting...like seriously, hire somebody better to play your main character. Somebody that can connect with the audience. Gosh, I probably sounded really mean. Sorry!

Anyway, if you want to know more about me, just ask! As long as you're not trying to find out where I live or something creepy like that...

On that note, enjoy my stories!

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The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Diamond by streakofred reviews
When Edward Cullen first moved to Forks with his family, he became the subject of affection of the "it" girls Lauren and Jessica. But he couldn't help but be attracted to the group's 3rd, mysterious beauty Bella Swan, also most wanted girl of FH. BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Charmed reviews
Edward tries to win over Bella-constantly. Too bad she doesn't want him or his cocky attitude, no matter how gorgeous he is. But players can be charming right? Rated T. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012
Forks Again reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Another Year reviews
It's time for the Cullen's to take on school again, what could happen though the year? With overprotective Edward, Emmett's schemes, and typical Alice....things happen, and not always good things. Sequel to Another Heartbreak but can stand alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Another Heartbreak reviews
Something happens, and Bella ends up leaving. She goes to the Volturi and they change her, only to find out that she is sent back to the Cullen's with a new identity. She is now Alexandra, and only one Cullen seems to know who she really is. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,911 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens Find Hogwarts reviews
The Cullens find Hogwarts, settng off a chain of events. Strange things happen when you put a family of not so normal vampires in a school full of wizards and witches. Not to mention Emmett is there to create mischief. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008