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Joined 12-23-08, id: 1779073, Profile Updated: 12-27-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm ajax.the.axe.murderess (but for all practical purposes i'm jazzy)... while my name might seem somewhat violent it's actually not-- wait, let me explain-- ajax is actually the name of two different greek heroes during the trojan wars... One ajax was a great warrior in Agamemnon's army, with less intelligence than heroes such as Odysseus and Nestor, but great courage, strength, and valor (he is viewed as the 'good' ajax, though realistically they're both bloody murderers (aka warriors) so it's kinda a moot point from my point of view)... anyways, the other ajax (that big, bad, evil-er ajax) was also a greek hero, but (and as is customary with mythology, the legends vary) after the battles he did some pretty bad stuff to various different suppliants in the temple of Athena, and was smited by Athena for his actions... and killed (obviously)... anyway, my pen name is kind of a reflection on how everyone has many different sides to their personalities (not just bipolar or MPD people) so different ajaxes apply to my name at different times... also, beyond that, neither ajax was, as far as i kno, an axe murderer, and neither was a girl, so my pen name isn't really a violent statement- more of an inside joke...

I primarily write harry potter fanfics, because prior to opening my account i've been reading fanfics for about a year and a half... I read mainly Rurouni Kenshin, Twilight, and Harry Potter, but I also read some Naruto and other Anime/manga fanfics... I've been leaving anonymous reviews around for a long time under the name 'jazzy'... lol... so some of u folksies may recognize me from my pre-account days...

My favorite pairing for Harry potter is Dramione, but i like some ginny/draco, and i've read some Snape/Hermione (i like to keep those PG-13 tho, thanx very much- student-teacher relationships tend to be icky unless they're dealt with carefully... or ideally they're well after school...) I also love aoshi/misao pairings (pretty much all the classic rurouni kenshin pairings...) I'm quite fond of random twilight pairings... which are hard to come by, like emmett/bella... I tend to like 'edward-is-a-player-but-not-after-he-meets-bella' fics because they're SO UNLIKE EDWARD... haha... and btw i'm on TEAM JACOB...

NOTE: here's my scoop on twilight (and yes, i am a fan)- Edward, while perfect for bella, is not perfect for everybody like so many girls seem to think... in fact, while 'personality traits' such as his imperfections (thirsting for bella) seem to give him character, they aren't really personality traits- any vampire thirsts for the blood of their singer!! so really, for me, Edward is to perfect. Besides, i like warm, cozy cuddly guys like jacob, who have tangible three dimensional personalities, not two-dimensional perfect twits like Edward (and edward fans shouldn't be getting mad at me right now, because that means YOU CAN HAVE HIM!!)... realistically, while i love the twilight series' plot, they aren't that well written (frankly, im horrified that they're out-selling harry potter)... my perfect guy is neither jacob nor edward... im not sure if ive found him or not, but he certainly doesn't live on the pages of stephanie meyer's bestseller fantasy, or on the screen of summit entertainments latest hit movie...

Music: i ROCK, and some other stuff...

Anyway, i love to talk, and joke, and listen, and laugh, and dance and DO GYMNASTICS, and play tennis and lacrosse, and be active and have fun, so i could go on forever about myself, so i think ill stop right now before i get what i have affectionately named 'keyboard cramps' in my fingers... after all, i have a few fanfics to update 2nite!!

xoxoxo

jazzy

a huge thanx to everyone who has reviewed my first fanfic 'he loves christmas?!'... it's complete, so i can't thank anybody in the updates, but i REALLY appreciate all the feedback/appreciation- its useful, and makes me feel all happy/warm-and-fuzzy inside!! = u guys r all awesome!

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Fallen Angel by XSpike4evaX reviews
An arrangement has been made, a marriage must transpire, Luna and Draco are bound together because of a peice of parchment. Neither of them ever expected their marriage would untangle such a web of lies from their parents past. Set in DH minor spoliers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 93 - Words: 263,958 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/13/2019 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
A smile for a smile by crazyconey reviews
Story set before HBP. "you want me to smile Miss Granger...why?" "simply because i need it". PLEASE BE NICE...first one . I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,899 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
De Profundis by zeegrindylows reviews
The war continues. Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione and Snape must escape and find their way back to Hogwarts. On the way, they encounter the last thing they ever expected. SSHG. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,403 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,972 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by Perky-Thief reviews
WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Hermione is affected by Fudge's new law, & now is forced to choose from 3 potential suitors, one of whom is Snape. But thanks to the threats of Malfoy, she can't have the one she wants, or can she? HGSS Not HBP Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,813 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Heir Brained by diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,729 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 6,736 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning to Love by jen3227 reviews
Where Hermione gets lessons, Draco gets them in return, and they both learn something they never expected they would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
King of Swords by machshefa reviews
It was only after Snape followed her into the neglected shop, moving furtively between the shafts of sunlight that pierced the gloom, that it occurred to him to wonder why, ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger was running. And why, in
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,781 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Vienna by xx Darcy Girl xx reviews
Post war, Hermione and Draco meet as enemies only to fall in love and have a summer fling. five years later Hermione is living in London with her 5 yr old daughter. What happens when draco suddenly reappears? HG/DM plz read n review. LEMONS in Future
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,596 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lies by the-slytherin-princess-x reviews
Engaged to Draco Malfoy, Hermione is living a double life. To all, she is the Lady of the Manor and a doting wife, but her secret life has her spying on her husband for the Ministry of Magic. Hermione finds herself feeling too much for the man she married
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,039 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Magic of Wands by qui-quae-quod reviews
Snape lives, though his survival comes with unexpected consequences. Hermione retrieves his wand from the Shrieking Shack and it chooses her as its new mistress. What happens when her wand seems to choose Snape as well? Will they choose each other? WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,725 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Till Death Do Us Part by AnnieBBee reviews
UPDATED. Seventh year. Draco Malfoy agreed to marry her for one reason only, to save his family - everything else was irrelevant. But lines are becoming blurred and it's hard to watch others fall apart when your own loyalties are being tested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,274 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Tamer by claidibabaa reviews
Determined to enter and succeed in the world of Dragon Taming, Hermione Granger decides to impersonate as a man in order to realize her goals. What she didn't count on however was having to work for one Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,976 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Betrothed to a Mudblood by Violet Waller reviews
To escape a trapped cave, Draco and Hermione make a blood promise to a cursed statue. One year later, they realize the curse will take their lives if they don't marry. Can a betrothal between two sworn enemies turn their hatred into a violent love? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,795 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Live Faster, Love Stronger by Darling Chibi reviews
Hermione has a secret. A secret that she’s not willing to tell anyone, not even her best friends. But what happens when a past enemy finds out? A story of how an unlikely friendship can bring comfort through rough times and grow into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,803 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pros and Cons by clarinet-alto-4ever reviews
Hermione makes a list of the good and bad reasons to be liking a particular guy. But what happens when that guy sees the list? Rated T to be safe. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,599 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Love the Unlovely by Lavender Leo reviews
Hermione Granger overhears a secret about Draco Malfoy that makes her question her feelings towards him. Hermione/Draco, Snape/Hestia Jones. Discontinued. End summary posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Another Chance by Lazy Vigilante reviews
Draco Malfoy is being stalked by a murderer intent on destroying the Malfoy line. He finds help from the most unlikely of sources, and perhaps a bit more. DH, not epilogue, compliant. Please read and review. First Fic! Warning: a bit of slash on the side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,614 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Darkest Fairytale by XxXxCrImSoN.rOsEs.FoR.yOuXxXx reviews
When Hermione is kidnapped, she never dreams she is ment to be the bride of a vampyre. But will she end up falling in love with him, or will he destroy her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Transformation by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Hermione finds herself at the mercy of the full Moon... can she really trust anyone with her secret? As it turns out, a particular Potions Professor has the answer. HGSS, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,471 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Struggling Through New Beginnings by HarryPGinnyW4eva reviews
This is a story of longing, desire, friendship, and ultimately, of love. Just not with the expected. AU & Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 189,199 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life is a Roller Coaster by dolphinroxy reviews
Draco…I'm pregnant,” I whisper. His eyes widen and show me a lot of things at the same time, but not what I’m searching for. I maybe see anger,sadness, shock…but not happiness. After an awkward silence he says, "Wow that sound like a big problem."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,741 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Borrowed Hearts by sinful delight reviews
‘You know how you like to make up stories sometimes honey? Well this is going to be just like that. We’re going to pretend for a little while.’ Hermione agrees to pretend to be Draco's wife for the holidays. Based on movie by same title. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,581 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Quidditch, Aurors and True Love by Tatiana Hale reviews
Hermione secretly dreams of playing Quidditch. Meanwhile she is assigned as Draco Malfoy's auror partner. He happens to be a pro quidditch player! A good ol' Dramione fic: Please R&R! HP book compliant except DH epilogue and some small things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Who Will Win a Million Galleons? by ThePrincessBride14 reviews
Draco joins a gameshow in hopes of winning Hermione back. Inspired by Slumdog Millionaire/Q&A. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by badgirl-250 reviews
Snape and Hermione get pulled into a book of Fairy Tales and have to act out each and every fairy tale. Snape gets stuck wearing a dress, and Hermione finds herself exposed to her worst enemy. "Absolutely bloody terrific!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Temptations by SilverGreen98 reviews
As he watched Hermione sob broken-hearted into her hands, he felt as if his heart was also aching, as if his heart was the one breaking. And he couldn't stand it anymore. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
And Two Must Love by Drivelicious reviews
After one desperate night together, Harry and Hermione create a new life. In order to protect the baby, they turn to the only person that can help, Severus Snape. HG/SS, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,594 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sed Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes by pink-levicorpus reviews
It is seventh year and Hermione has been appointed Head Girl opposite Draco Malfoy. How will the trio react when Hermione begins to feel the effects of working so close to Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,883 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Boss’s Fiancé by CrazeePurpleMonkey reviews
Malfoy owns a fashion magazine and his fiancée Pansy is the editor.Hermione is looking for a job. Perfect timing because Pansy needs a Personal Assistant. CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,134 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lonely Night's Moon by TiredRaven reviews
Dark marks and controlling parents don't govern feelings any more than newspapers and Crumple Horned Snorkacks. But will a list, scattered memories, a scheming Zabini, and an angry Girl Weasle bring love, or even greater hatred? DMLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,609 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Luna L.
Cry Me Tears of Fire by pensive puddles reviews
Deciding to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas for the first time, Draco and Hermione slowly see that they might not be as different from the each other as they once thought to believe. Dark Magic tends to bring people closer than they expect, A LOT closer
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,800 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Time After Time by missybewitched reviews
A reluctant husband and his unwilling wife in a sham of a marriage. Will Severus and Hermione ever recognise each other for what they are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,400 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Deal of the Minds by sammis reviews
the war is over and Snape is left with nothing in his life, wanting to fill the gap he goes in search for a surrogate mother and who else would he choose other than Hermione Granger? Follow the emotional rollercoaster as our two stars find love and themse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,986 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Out of Chaos reviews
Draco and Hermione; Gryffindor and Slytherin; Head Boy and Head Girl; Enemies, Reluctant Couple, Friends, and then Partners in saving the wizarding world? Yes, unlikely... but not impossible... Post HBP, but not totally compatible- please just go with it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Never Gonna Make you Cry reviews
3 years ago, Hermione left the wizarding world after a victorious battle, an unfair marriage law, and whispers of betrayal... now it's up to Draco--whose job is on the line-- to bring her back... Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He loves Christmas? reviews
Draco and Hermione are both ministry employees- and are both horrified when the ministry puts an end to christmas revels- how will they work together to save christmas for the good of all? fluffy, cute, humorous... my first fanfic! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete