Dazzled For Eternity
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My name is inconsequential. You know nothing about me or my life. Let me tell you, then you may be graced by my walking this earth and making it awesome... JK, THAT TOTALLY SOUNDED CONCEITED!

Anyway, i'm not telling anybody my name or age because there are lots of psycho creepy stalker people in the world... that's also why i have no pic. ;D

I write all the time, i'm goth, i'm an ex-emo (i quit 2 months ago), and my bffs are bellawhitlock51 and ARC13.

Now here's some funny stuff... i promise u will laugh at at least one thing. :D i know i did.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave em in the middle)

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but since Carlisle is cute, no more fruit!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

25 Reasons Guy's fall in Love with Girlz !!> >> >>> (This was written by a guy)
> >> >>> Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)> >> >>> 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
> >> >>> 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our
> >> >>>shoulder.
> >> >>> 3. How cute they look when they sleep.
> >> >>> 4. The ease in
>which they fit into our arms .
> >> >>> 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is
> >>right
> >> >>>in the world.
> >> >>> 6. How cute they are when they eat.
> >> >>> 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it
> >> >>>makes it all worth while.
> >> >>> 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30
> >>outside.
> >> >>> 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
> >> >>> 10. The way they fish for
>compliments even though you both
> >>know
> >> >>>that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
> >> >>> 11. How cute they are when they argue.
> >> >>> 12. The way her hand always finds yours.
> >> >>> 13. The way they smile.
> >> >>> 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call
> >> >>> ID after you just had a big fight.
> >> >>> 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though
>you
> >> >>>know that an hour later...> >> >>> 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
> >> >>> 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
> >> >>> 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
> >> >>> 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
> >> >>> 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something
> >>that
> >> >>>silly.
> >> >>> 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
> >> >>> 22. Then the way they
>apologize when it does hurt (even
> >>though
> >> >>>we don't admit it).
> >> >>> 23. The way they say "I miss you".
> >> >>> 24. The way you miss them.
> >> >>> 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world
>so
> >> >>>that it doesn't hurt her anymore...> >> >>>> >> >>> Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would
> >>die
> >> >>>or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once
> >>in
> >> >>>your life, whatever they were to
>the world they become everything to
> >>you.
> >> >>>When you look them in the eyes,
> >> >>> traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a
>million
> >> >>>things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is
> >> >>>inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
>We
> >> >>>love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is
>a
> >> >>>thing not of the mind but of the heart.
> >> >>> A feeling.
> >> >>> Only felt.> >> >>> This chain started in 2002.> >> >>>
> >> >>> It is a love chain letter.> >> >>> In an hour you are supposed to repost this.> >> >>> Now here comes the fun part.> >> >>> You then say the name of the person you like or love and
>then
> >> >>>the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO
> >> >>>JOKE!!> >> >>> NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!> >>
> >>> The consequences are:> >> >>> If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in
> >>future
> >> >>> relationships.> >> >>> If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy
> >>camper!!> >> >>> Congratulations!!> >> >>> You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the
> >> >>>LUCKIEST chain> >>> letter on the
> >> >>> internet.> >> >>> Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning
> >>within
> >> >>>the hour)
> >> >>> post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with
>girls?"
> >> >>> After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE!> >> >>>> >> >>> YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!!

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted...

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If only my boyfriend would say that... sigh I don't even have a boyfriend...

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!...

i got this from BellaWhitlock51's profile. she is 1 of my bff's, and a total Jasper/Bella fan. We both agree that Jake should die.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when people at your school call you vampire girl and you say "Finally they believe me!". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Natural Highs

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
46. Having amazing sex... ;p

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

I didn't, I actually woke myself up at around 2 am reading Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. My mom was pissed. :p

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Joke:

This girl is volunteering at a school, and she is helping one of the children in the hallway. The child is obviously of Native American descent, and has long black hair. The child is in the third grade, and is wearing a red tank-top and blue jeans. The girl asks the child, "What's your name?" The child shyly replies, "My name is Brandon." The girl says, "Oh. Well that's a cool name for a girl." The child gets a stricken, panicked look on their face, but they calmly answer, "I'm not a girl. Just Native American."

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

TAKE THIS SHORT QUIZ!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Riley)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? (red)

3. Your first initial? (a)

4. Your month of birth? (june)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (black)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Lizzy)

7. Your favorite number? (263)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (california)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (lake)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)... (Riley will confess his love to me) :)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have tried to slam a revolving door, C&P.
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

(i reposted this because things like this always freak me out...:0)

If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you can recite the Jedi Code by memory copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, jedigal125, DarkSkyGirl, ARC13.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tattoine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, ARC13

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when people at your school call you vampire girl and you say "Finally they believe me!", crazy is when someone tells you Anakin Skywalker and Edward Cullen are fictional and you say " so what? they are still MINE!". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you'll be super super pissed if Jasper doesn't get to have his big moment in the New Moon movie, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would deffinately flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing head and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster, ARC13

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im BITCHY so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I READ BOOKS so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am ATHIEST, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Random Quotes ~

"Playing with sharp objects is is funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!"

"Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs..."

"'You know something?' 'No, what?' 'Well you really are an idiot if you don't know SOMETHING!"

"Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies"

"Never do something you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics..."

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Hidden Beneath the Floorboards by Mutatio reviews
COMPLETE REWRITE: Bella's life had always been a bit simple, that is until her move to Chicago where she finds a journal and begins to write in it. Only to find that it's a way to communicate with the dead boy of her dreams, Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,645 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20111 - Favs: 12,958 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Took You Too Long by Red Reaper88 reviews
Edward leaves Bella and she gets depressed and started to cut herself. She shows up to school and by lunchtime chaos has erupted. Rated M for bad language, cutting and violence. RE-WRITTEN AND HOPEFULLY BETTER CHPT 2 Tell me which one you think is better
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper Moon by mskathy reviews
Follow Bella & Alice on their journey through complications and their pasts to build love together. Edward & Jasper face their own trials in dating&making it work. Slash, femme slash, lemons, adult, AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,140 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Message in a Bottle by Dressageiswin reviews
Edward sends his heart out to sea in a bottle in the form of a letter. Bella is on a spur of the moment vacation and finds the bottle. Can their love overcome the distance and the people that get in the way? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Passes by bellawhitlock51 reviews
AH. Bella and Edward have been best friends since preschool but what happens when Edward's parents die and Edward has to move to Washington? Bella is dead set on keeping her friend but what will happen when she finds out what he's been hiding?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008
If Emmett were President by comeonsugarletmeknow reviews
How Emmett would solve some of our nation's major issues if he were president. AU. A by product of boredom on a Thursday. Not to be taken seriously...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Emmett
My body, my mind, my orders by Master Spy advenger reviews
Alice and Rosalie are 'Ana buddies'; helping each other keep up with an anorexic diet. The only thing that matters to them is their weight, until they each meet a boy who seems to care so much about them. After years of the diet, can they give it up? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Twilight Spoof by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love will keep us together A twilight fanfiction by SmileKylz reviews
Bella knew it was back. She was too scared to tell anyone. One night, her world comes crashing down. Nothing will ever be the same again. Full summary inside!Revised edition! From earlier on... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Guarding the pool by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella gets sent to New Hampshire for the summer to prove she is ready to go to college there. She is to work at the local pool as a lifeguard with her moms college roommate and her kids, who ensure Bella's summer is anything but ordinary. All Human. E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Spin by m.k.wright reviews
Set before Breaking Dawn. Bella comes over to the Cullen's for a game of Spin the Bottle. The turn escalates into more than was meant to, surprising everyone. Bella is still human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Perfection? by sarahtwilightlover reviews
Edward gets angry at Bella for...well you'll see. And Bella begins to realise that he's not so perfect after all...Rated T just in case. Edited 14/10/08 Post Eclipse, beginning of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Zone by Konomaru reviews
A wacky funny mystery fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9250 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Haunting by The Darkest Point reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are best friends who are taking a year off before starting college. They're going around the country...Twist? They are going to haunted places. Come on you know you want to! AH. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love or Friendship by Mizz604 reviews
Edward and Bella become best friends because of their love for basketball. But Edward does not know that Bella is hopelessly in love with him. Will the highschool jock fall for his tom boy best friend? **All human and super cute
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,903 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hidden Truth by Felineyx reviews
AU, all human. The Cullens all work for MI5, protecting the country. But what happens when they are asked to guard rich girl Isabella? J/A, Es/C, Em/R. Rating may go up for violence etc, probably not though. Really bad summary, story much better. Try me?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
love hurts by sarah97m reviews
the police think Bella killed someone so they arrest her on her wedding day read more to find out my first fan fic so be nice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Falling Teardrops Of Rain by george's firework reviews
Bella leaves sunny L.A due to problems she's been having and moves to Forks to live with her two cousins and her loving aunt. In Forks she meets the mysterious Cullen family and her eye is drawn to Jasper but problems occur and prevent their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,860 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Vampire Daddy by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Edward's angst when Bella discovers she's pregnant, follows through Renesmee's birth, Edward's acceptance. R&R "I had to stop this...If it was kids she wanted she could have them. As many as she wanted. Just not this child. The worst one. Mine."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,665 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Julliard School of the Arts by twilightluver11 reviews
Bella gets accepted to Julliard and meets some great friends and some not so great ones. She meets Edward who is a big player and the schools 'king'. But what if Bella steals his crown? Whether she wants to or not. OOC,AH Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Jasper Could be Romeo by lostmidtranslation reviews
Even Numbers. She was new. she'd been staring me in the face all this time... Great." Jasper falls for the newest human in class, all because of their English Lit project on Romeo and Juliet's balcony scene... T for language... JasperXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,333 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jasper
Shadowed Life by Passionate86 reviews
Life after BD- BxE, Edwards past comes back to haunt him, and Bella, punishment finally for the evil Jane and a prophecy fit for a Queen, how will bella cope with everything and will happen to the old coot Aro? Rated M for sexual content etc. please revie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,707 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jessie by Katazjenna reviews
Jessie is a vampire. Bella leaves Edward for another man and then Jessie moves to town. Will Jessie help Edward recover from his heartbreak and perhaps capture his heart along the way? My first fic so give it a try! xxx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward
Twilight the Movie SPOOFED by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
A parody of that THING they call the "Twilight Movie" I call it "crap" Go ahead, flames are welcomed and needed. FYI: I loathed the movie...so of course, there'll be spoilers. M for language later on. We're giving out crack to readers!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
I Saw Emmett Naked by Dreamstallion33 reviews
In her short life thus far Renesmee had thought she'd seen it all! Turns out that was all just the beginning...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
War! What Is It Good For? by Dreamstallion33 reviews
“Emmett, I guarantee you my sex life is far more fulfilling than yours,” Jasper said smugly. “And that my brother, is exactly why I have declared war!" The unofficial sequel to "Let's Talk About Sex" Alice's PoV. mild-sexual references. ONESHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Cullen's Vocabulary by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Emmett misunderstands Rose's rule and goes thirty-two days 'without any Rose'. It nearly kills him. One-shot probably.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
All's Fair in a Lover's War by readinangel reviews
Bella’s life is good and her perfect boyfriend Edward makes it even better. But when they get into a fight, it starts an all out war between friends. Secrets are revealed, alliances are made; people are crushed. Who will win this ultimate lover’s spat? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Falling Up by readinangel reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella have a bet, who can date the most guys in a month? But when Emmett, Jasper, and Edward come along, will they be able to earn that second date? Or will they be tossed aside like the rest of the guys. AH Now on Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Wet Forest Floor by onyxrush707 reviews
Bella and Edward's thoughts during the whole Bella-gets-left-in-the-forest scene. Just read. Just do it!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wake up and See the truth by Dark Angel215 reviews
This is hard to explain quickly...Basically no Bella, Edward/OC, James is obsessed with the OC...Takes place in Forks accident ...Better than this sounds, I promise...Complete summary inside...Needs a better title...Work in progress..Please R&R, love ya!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, James
my broken bellarina by Written-Not Heard reviews
OC AH AU romance/angst/hurt/comfort. She was like no other. So full of passion, life...sadness; like an angel missing her wings. My angel cries when she thinks no one sees, but I do she should never cry. So why does she? RATED T FOR SAFETY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
A New Hope by katiejo90 reviews
Lexie lived a simple life, that was until her mom and dad got killed before she got raped. But what happens when she is sent to live with the Cullens? ExB RxE AxJ Lexie and the newest cullen. First fanfic please be gentle! REVIEW! All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Read My Mind by Sendmeonmyway reviews
“I know you try to tell me exactly what you’re thinking and now with your talent I can finally hear it for myself. But you have never been able to know exactly what I am thinking. Today, Bella, I give you the ability to read my mind.” PostBD. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye Bella, Goodbye Moon by Dreamstallion33 reviews
What was the right way to say goodbye? When was the right time? Was it right to be leaving at all? How wrong I had been about ever thinking it was acceptable to be with Bella… Edwards PoV New Moon, ONESHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Too Obsessed It Hurts by Eris NyxLethe reviews
I love her too much, too much that even when my classmates were busy paying attention in class or playing outside I was busy with something else: writing her first name with my last. Isabella Marie Cullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wisdom Teeth by TwilightFreak00 reviews
Bella gets her wisdom teeth pulled but it ends up being soo much more! What happens when she finds out about Twilight and is forced to go to a family reunion? Who knows what will happen...escpacially with her little cousin and her bff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,565 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Care of My Heart by retrogradation reviews
I've left it with you." She was suffering from literally, a broken heart. Having only a month left to live, one month left with the one she loved most. He makes one choice to save her, that he cannot undo. ExB, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Dreams by thejedijoyjoy reviews
AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 87,030 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Angel of my dreams by arelisinwonder reviews
Hey,Do I know you?"She asked me.She seemed to be speaking too someone behind me.I turned my head slightly to see who she spoke to but saw no one.I turned my gaze back to hers,she was watching me curiously.I had to be sure,"You can see me?" BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,070 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pleasure by Seyance reviews
I heard the soft hum of the vibrator as I sat quietly on the bed, trying to calm down my raging erection. Charlie was out, and the rest of my family out to hunt. - Emmett & Bella. One-Shot. Don't like? Don't read! Review if you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Kissed by an Angel by onyxrush707 reviews
Basically, a fluffy meadow scene in poem form. Bedward! Rated M for a curse…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forget Me Nots by wildewoodblossom reviews
Edward keeps on hearing inexplicable screams w/ his mind reading powers scaring bella! Jasper faints and Alice is in hysterics! And, there's someone else? --EdxBella JasxAli JasxOC and potential...EdxJasper? potential yaoi! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Already Dead by lilyrose29 reviews
One Shot. Edward left her and Bella writes a poem as her suicide note. Edward finds it. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight by topazforever reviews
Please just read it...i dont know how to explain.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Buy One Get Five Free by foreverafreak89 reviews
We always wanted a big family, I just never expected it to happen like this. Things aren't going to be easy now, but I will never regret our decision. Cannon pairings, all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,929 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusk: A Twilight Parody by courageneverfails reviews
A parody of Twilight- Ella is a distraught young teen, forced by her own choices to go live in Sporks, where she meets an amazingly hott vampire named Edvard with a strange fixation on the way she smells.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella, the Vibrator, and the Swivel Chair by ToKiEmOkIe reviews
*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Chateau Bleu by AccidentalNaps reviews
Silly one shot. Basically this is how I amused myself at work this evening. B/E. Set the night before the Wedding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Night by readinangel reviews
Bella had the best, most romantic night of her life last night, but when she woke up, she finds the man she was with gone. The only clue is a small note laying on her bed-side table with a little riddle on it. Now Bella must follow the hints to find him
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bella Talk Show by Edwards Angel RosAlie reviews
This is something I am doing in drama class and I just had to put it up! We are doing an interview project and I'm Rosalie and she is being Bella. Hope I get an A ! Enjoy and review! Peace Love Edward Cullen Edwards Angel RoAlie
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
crazy text twilight edition by HufflepuffGleek reviews
Bella and Edward texting while Bella is in class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mike Newton's Crazy Dream by RaspberryBloodTablets reviews
Mike one-shot. Super random and crack-fic like. What happens when Mike falls asleep during lunch? Will there ever be a Team Mike? I certainly hope not, for Mike's sake...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Mike - Complete
Rythmic Beat by De Code Re Lock reviews
Edward and Jasper at school doing naughty little things. Lemon, Slash, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
In the Meadow by Mablesmind reviews
A short story about when Bella and Edward are in the meadow expressing their love when they are rudely interrupted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Shattered Me, Now It's My Turn by m.k.wright reviews
Set after New Moon, Edward leaves Bella and doesn't come back. She decides to take matters into her own hands,, First fic, review please : Warnings for suicide and for OOC characters! **DISCONTINUED**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella
Forest by Ebb reviews
What Emmett didn’t understand was that Bella wanted him so badly right then, she wouldn’t care if he actually had dislocated both her shoulders..."I want you to … to f—" Rated for smut. virgin!Bella, up-against-a-tree!sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
My New Life by consid3r.me.dazzl3d reviews
Bella has just woken up after being changed by Edward. How will she and everyone else react to the new her? And what about her power? Originally a one-shot but am working on more. AU OC Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella
Blood and Tear Drops by onyxrush707 reviews
Poem on Bella's tears. And what's brought out by them... Little New Moon awesomeness. Suicidal! Bella. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Sweet Surrender by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Jasper and Bella decide to make some brownies. AH / AU. J/B lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Raindrops by ScarletBlood94 reviews
A new vampire left alone in the world seeks a way to quench their painful thirst. When Raindrops are red and the pain is indescribable it's a world where anything can happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Days in the Life of Ben and RayK by NaughtypastryChef reviews
A series of mostly unconnected one-shots in the relationship of BF/RK. M/M, sex, language, homoeroticism. You've been warned.
Due South - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Ray K., Benton F.
Different Eclipse Moment by hollandjs reviews
What would'be happened if Bella would have shut her window in Eclipse and the aftermath. R&R PLEASE! Need ideas for better title. Reviews make me update!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything for Love by cullen'girl-x reviews
Revenge leaves Bella and Edward faced with death. Written from loads of characters point of views throughout the story.. based around the time of Breaking Dawn. SPOILER if you haven't read Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Seeking the Unknown by nightdancers reviews
I abandoned the present, immersing myself in the scattered images I could see of my future. It was the only way I could survive. That distant family, my true mate... I could only wait until they were within my reach. -now complete-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,686 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Until I Close My Eyes by DreamingAvidly reviews
Oneshot, fluffy but definitely mature! Bella doesn't want Edward to go Hunting, and Edward doesn't want to leave her with any uncertainties. Mature- Edward/Bella- Pre Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Separation by Telekenisis.in.action reviews
Death will quiet the screams. Could apply to any of the guys... really depressing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Stolen by SteneMichele reviews
Bella's POV, written in verse, of when Edward left her. It could technically fit for anybody who has ever lost somebody, but little details -rain- center it more around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't feel guilty by Naomi Black x reviews
Bella... you amaze me. You always have, even when you were a human. I hated myself after your birthday party where I almost attacked you. Edward thought it was because I'd almost drank your blood but it was because... I love you" JasxB One-shot Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Best Friends Turn Best Lovers by LydiaLuvsEmmett91 reviews
Bella has always liked Alice. What happens one nite when Bella sees Alice naked? What will happen? Read and find out. ! LEMONS! Read FEM SMUT. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Closer by Elisabeth-l reviews
Jasper comes a little closer to Bella than he is supposed to be, and makes a discovery. 'Alice gave Jasper hope... But Bella gave him humanity.' Will he keep his distance? Js/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Life Doesn't Always Have A Happy Ending by KarenaTheFreak reviews
This is a story that my friend wrote. It's actually the story of her life but with Twilight characters, so please try not to be too critical. Unfortunately, she couldn't post it but she asked me to post it for her. ONE SHOT. Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by jandco reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as they present to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated M for gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,798 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008
One Time Offer by OnceWereGreen reviews
Bella is sexually frustrated with Edward, so when Bella receives a one time offer when Edward is hunting she takes it. One-shot! Lemony fun! Check it out please, I think you'll enjoy. BxEm, Bella human, Em vampire OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like A Leaf by onyxrush707 reviews
Bella's jump off the cliff, if the 'suicide' had been successful. Her POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven In The Middle Of Hell by tragicromance reviews
Set in Twilight when Alice, Jasper and Bella are in the hotel together. Alice and Jasper keep Bella occupied... *Alice/Bella/Jasper* OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Trick Or Treat by Clear Plastic reviews
Happy Halloween! Everyone loves Halloween, and the Cullens aren't an exception. Join them on a Halloween night gone awry. Includes ridiculous costumes, cleavage, terrified neighborhoods, blonde wigs and a certain haunted house. Lots of fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella - Complete
Someone Care To Tell Me What's Going On? by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Edward's jealous and Bella's had enough. What happens when she turns to Jasper for comfort? JxB! **On Hiatus!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Innocence by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Unknown by retrogradation reviews
AFTER EDWARD LEAVES BELLA IN NEW MOON - UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Armed and Dangerous by the author formerly known as reviews
Bella Swan's deepest, darkest fantasies are something she never thought would actually come true. Of course, getting what you wish for comes at a certain price, one she may not be ready to handle. EdwardBella All Human, "Darkward" COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rockstar by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Bella drinks Rockstar. A very silly, funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
For My Angel by tara sue me reviews
One-shot of Emmett and Rosalie the night after the Volturi confrontation. Because, you know, there's never enough Emmett. Emmett POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Legal Implications by Fluffisacoolword reviews
A Twilight comedy series, written with Cloudmoo and inspired by yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. "Sick, twisted, and hilarious!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Setting Sun by onyxrush707 reviews
Sequel to Sweet Sacrifice. Read that first. Edward finds out that Bella killed herself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Scouts by bellawhitlock51 reviews
The Twilight characters are nine years old and girl scouts and cub scouts. Who will win the competition of who can sell the most and dominate the walmart parking lot? ONExSHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
A Wise Man Once Said by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella," Edward said disapprovingly. He knew my low tolerance for caffeine. New Moon: Page 494 . Bella drinks espresso. She then proceeds to act like a cat on crack. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I imagine it's highly ridiculous. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Epilogue: Another Wedding by haylstormsx reviews
I wrote an ending to Breaking Dawn, The Epilogue I'd like to see. It takes place at Rosalie's wedding, 50 years after Bella was turned, and using flashbacks it fills in what we've missed. Please Review! I'm looking for feedback in ways I can improve!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Sacrifice by onyxrush707 reviews
Summary: Edward's gone. Bella has to find a way to survive. So she embraces her depression. Warning: cutting and suicide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breezy by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella and Edward take a stroll through the park, but what annoying surprise awaits? One-shot, ExB fluff/humor. Rated T for fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grapes by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella doesn't expect for there to be people downstairs.... Solely for fun, not intended to make sense. one-shot. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella - Complete
You're So Silly by pleasebiteme reviews
Angela doesn't listen when Mike Newton tries to tell her about a weird EXB scene he witnessed the other day. Just a fun one-shot. Silly & funny, or so I would say, because when it happened I found it hilarious. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Cullens: At the Zoo! by yayme2012 reviews
The Cullens want to have a little fun... Emmett gets to see the bears, Alice goes bankrupt in the giftshop, Jasper causes stampedes, and Edward starts slapping a monkey... and you thought he was the sane one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
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Diamonds Sparkling reviews
I wrote this poem about Edward and Bella in their meadow. More explanation in A/N at the bottom. Please read! it's in BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Thought You Loved Me reviews
short poem about bella after edward leaves her. rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella - Complete
My Vampire Soul
random poem about edward changing bella...kind of. i dont really no what its about, but u should read it cuz it'd make me happy. :D rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everyone Dies reviews
Edward was never in Forks, but Jake was. Jake asks Bella out, but she dumps him after one day. He overreacts and hires Edward the assassin to kill Bella. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! Rated M for death and some 'stuff' later on if ya know what I mean... :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009
The Book Bag reviews
Bella is in a serious accident on her way to her wedding. She experiences weird things while unconcious, and she wakes up in a hospital. Edward is there. What happens? Read and find out. LEMONS LATER IF YOU'RE NICE. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella
Edward Scissorhands:Halloween Twilight Edition reviews
Title explains a lot. What happens when Edward accidentally stabs Bella with his scissors? Sounds cheesy, but it's not. Rated T to be safe. Review and you get an alternate ending!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
McDonalds Breaks Your Bones reviews
Bella is uncoordinated at McDonalds of all places. The title says everything. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
Love reviews
A poem randomly written. It was based on something that happened to me, but I decided that it fit Edward and Bella better.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete