Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Remember the Titans.
Hey, guys! I'm inspiration-arts (literally!) And guess what? I LOVE BOOOOOOKS!! Yup. It's true. Anyway, here's a bit more about me:
Age: I'M NOT TELLING AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Favorite books/series: Twilight, Maximum Ride, anything published by Simon Pulse (that's ROMANCE, people!), The Olympians series, NO FEAR SHAKESPEARE (Spark Notes), manga of almost all kinds, and a whole bunch of other books I can't think of right now.
Favorite Movies: Mirrormask (tell me if you've seen it!), Twilight, Sense & Sensibility (Jane Austen book-turned movie), She's the Man, Studio Ghibli movies (anime), HARRY POTTER, and a whole bunch more...
My Quote: (I memorized this in drama class) "To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sling the arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep no more, and by a sleep to say we end the heartache of a thousand natural shocks that the flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation of flesh devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep."
Basically, he's talking about whether or not he should kill himself, but that's Hamlet for you. Depressing, but he really gets things done.
Things I Will Update:
My profile/avatar: whenever I feel like it
The stories I make: Mostly weekends, but maybe a few school days, too
Anything Else: Who knows?
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT THE CHARACTERS I MAKE UP MYSELF!! Because I know that if I don't do this now, I'll forget about it and then get in trouble.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WORDS THAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...HERE IS THE RANDOM STUFF!!
Question: A peacock lays an egg in your neighbor's yard. Suddenly, it takes the egg and flies into your yard. Whose egg is it?
Answer: Who cares? Just shoot the peacock, and have a barbecue! You can save the egg for breakfast. (Real Answer: Peacocks don't lay eggs! That's peahens.)
My brother likes peanut-butter and cheese sandwiches. Yes, you read that right.
Papa was a rollin' stone...wherever he laid his hat was his home. And when he died, all he left us was aloooone.
Spay and neuter your pets...with garden shears!
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Bang, bang, Lulu! Lulu had a bicycle, it's seat was made of glass! Every time she rode it, it broke up in her...Bang, bang Lulu!
A teacher tells his students this story: When he was a teenager, he drank a lot, even though his mother begged him to stop. One day he was riding his bicycle, when he saw a motorcycle coming. He rode one way, trying to evade it, but the driver turned the same way, and...BAM! The next thing he knew, he was lying on the grass. He sat up and looked around. And what did he see? A funeral!
"I must be dead!" he thought. But then he remembered: he'd walked to the hospital, and they'd checked him out as okay. Then he'd started walking back home and apparently blacked out. Put to rights, he walked back home.
"I told you to stop drinking," his mother said, shaking her head."
"And I never did it again." the teacher tells his students. The students all smile waiting for the life lesson they're about to be told. "I stopped bike riding to school."
"WHAT?!" The students exclaim.
Rainbows make me feel all fuzzy inside!
Imagine this...you're staring into your lover's beautiful green eyes--which are actually the irises, which expand and contract to vary the amount of light that goes into the pupil, the hole that lets light into the eyes. It looks black because of the cornea...which--anyone who's laughing right now has been there.
10 Things you never, EVER do in the Cullen house:
Wear a cape,or worse, polyester
Threaten to destroy all the grizzly bears
Give Emmett steroids
Walk up to Carlisle and say, "I need to get high."
Support the Union
Bring a Magic 8 Ball
Paint " I PREFER BRUNETTES" on Rosalie's door
Give Jasper anti-depressants
Feed Emmett sugar and let him run wild.
Sing "I'm A Barbie Girl" reeeeaaaaally loud in your head and see what happens.
Edward had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb,
Edward had a little lamb,
her skin was white as snow.
And everywhere that Edward went
the lamb was sure to go.
An Ode To Skittles
See the rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.
Gorge the rainbow.
Puke the rainbow.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Some people talk and talk, some never say a thing, some people look at you, and birds begin to sing... (Yes, this is an actual song)
Don't be so re...diculous! STOP AND THINK! THE 'R' WORD IS VERY, VERY BAD! MENTAL RETARDATION IS A CONDITION, NOT AN INSULT! (And no, I am not joking. I'm serious. I've never used the 'r' word to insult a person in my life, and I'm going to keep it that way.)
Stevie Wonder and Bob Marley...Whoooo!
Friends & Best Friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
ATTENTION!! COULD EVERYONE PLEASE READ THESE FOLLOWING WORDS:
May Daddy's Little Cannibal (aka Stephanie), who passed away on May 8th, 2009, please be remembered for her wonderful fanfiction works, all of which were amazingly well-thought out, deep, enriching stories. I never knew her personally, but I loved her work and always will. May her words live forever in the hearts of those who knew her or her writing.
IF YOU KNEW DADDY'S LITTLE CANNIBAL OR HAVE READ ANY OF HER WORKS AND WANT TO PAY RESPECTS, PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.
The stings and bruises of a thousand years past
Live on and on and on.
If you forget, the land will show you:
Trees extend their broken battered limbs,
Earth shakes, rumbles, with indignation.
Water chatters, eager to tell;
For it's been waiting, stirring, shouting.
All to no avail.
The lives and the loves,
Feelings, shakings, bashings, breakings.
This is the song.
In which the whole world sings.
Dissonant and resonant.
Oscillating and rigid.
Stretching and contracting.
Pleasure and pain.
War and peace.
Life and death.
This is the song.
In which the whole world sings.
Laura's mother's hairstyle:
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