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Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, BioShock, Sly Cooper, Inception, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Portal, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, and Homestuck.

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Law 16 of Bopalania: No set of laws may have a number 16.

Law 223 of Bopalania: It is illegal to not exist.

Bopalanian Constitution: IF YOU BREAK DA LAWS, THEN YOU'RE IN BIG, BIG, TROUBLE!

'Ironically, Barnum and Baileys' respective kids, Sid and Marty, ran away one night to join corporate America.'- The Far Side

"If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it."- Lines from weird Al Yankovic's 'This is the Life'

"It's got CHICKEN LEGS!"- Gir, in Megadoomer

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"We're too late. They transformed into a book... I TOLD THEM THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"-Membrane labs security guard, in Gaz, Taster of Pork

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,557 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike
MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: DASkPrR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Dib
The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity by Loopy777 reviews
A collection of short stories, united only by a LOOPY creative drive that makes for a unique, insightful, and often humorous experience. Now featuring two dates Aang went on, three he didn't, and one that he's trying desperately to forget.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 121,015 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Aang, Katara] Toph, Azula
A Weekend at EARL's: House Party of Doom by JoeMerl reviews
Zim's Computer and Dib work together to get a nice, Zim-free weekend, but when a battle of wills break out between them will Tak, Keef and the Swollen Eyeball Network interfere with their plans? DACF-Dib and Computer friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Dib, Tak, Keef, Computer
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Over the Years by JoeMerl reviews
Set from shortly after "Tak the Hideous New Girl" until Dib and Gretchen's adulthood, a set of five inter-related D/G fics dealing with everything from trips to the mall to flights into outer space. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Gretchen, Dib] Zim, Gaz - Complete
Silver Resistance: Mystery of the Heart by Diego Zeyon reviews
Side-story to ScytheRider's PMD:Silver Resistance. Zona, a Vulpix, is brought to the Gold Division after the destruction of his hometown; he desires to join a Team and fight, but how can he hope to succeed if he can't even understand his own heart?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Vulpix/Rokon, Shinx/Kolink - Complete
Death of the Dib by JoeMerl reviews
Zim has finally done it-destroyed his arch-nemesis, erased him years before he was even a threat. But then who's that new kid sitting at the Dib-monkey's desk? "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy" alternate timeline. Slight KAGR. Almost certainly discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,078 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC
Emerald Chronicles: A Frozen Flame by ScytheRider reviews
A Silver Resistance story. When a mysterious discovery draws the Master's attention too close to home, an Infernape and his team learn that victory can cost much more than expected. Featuring dozens of reader-submitted characters.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,068 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Invader Zim: The Series by ngrey651 reviews
An adaptation of the Invader Zim series, including all the unaired and partially-made episodes as I could find. See the whole epic tale from beginning to end with Dib, Zim, GIR, Gaz, Tak, Skoodge, Red, Purple and many, many more!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 429,062 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Dib in the PITS by JoeMerl reviews
A girl more chipper than Keef, a boy more crazy than Dib, giant robots and naked baby pictures-this alien-fighting club wasn't turning out quite how Dib had expected. Slight one-sided Dib/OC, implied one-sided Gretchen/Dib. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC - Complete
The New Phoenix King by JoeMerl reviews
/Crackfic./ "Yeah, uh...we're kinda here to overthrow you, old buddy," Sokka said. "Yeah. Sorry," Aang added, giving an awkward smile and a little shrug.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2008 - [Zuko, Mai] Aang, Toph - Complete
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Here comes the Sun reviews
A collection of oneshots set in Universe C after the end of Homestuck. Mostly centered on John and Vriska, but some Karkat/Terezi and Dave/Jade too.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,080 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - John E., Vriska S.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Mediocrity reviews
A series of snapshots of the life of Team Pokemon, three Explorers out to... explore or something. There's nothing dynamic duo Nick and Pikachu can't handle, except coming up with a creative name for their team. Also Groudon. Oneshot, rated T for swearing and mild alcoholism at Spinda's Café.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, Pikachu
Rise of the Smallest reviews
The Irken Empire is under assault: A poweful alien race is on the brink of destroying Irken civilization, riots are spreading across once peaceful planets, and those cupcakes are definetly poisonous...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,769 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Zim, Tenn
The Legend of Zelda: Nayru's Mirror
Once again, a great Enemy rises up to destroy all that is good, and once again, a gret Hero rises up to stop him. This time, however, things will be different. This time, Nayru has a plan... Not a particularly good one, though.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Link, Zelda
Façade reviews
Chell's always tried to keep her emotions private, but sooner or later, the façade had to crack. Oneshot
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Icing reviews
Chell finally makes it out of Aperture and back to civilization. But there's still one more thing she needs to be really satisfied... Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Chell
Gone Fishin' reviews
Oneshot. For those of you who thought the Siege of the North went a little too smoothly, here's how it SHOULD have happened.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Zhao, Koh
Harry Potter and the Hobbit of Fire reviews
Hogwarts staff vacations, Voldemort at McDonalds, and the worst bedtime story ever told! Featuring thirty percent more funny than the other leading parodies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
How Inception should have ended reviews
Dom Cobb dies after the end of a long and fufilling life... Sort of. Oneshot.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - D. Cobb, Mal
It runs in the family reviews
A visit to another line of the Cooper Clan results in a story of the origins of Sly's worst enemy. All things, however, are not what they seem...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Clockwerk, Sly C.
After Effects reviews
Oneshot. Sure Jack escaped to the surface and everything, but what happened after that? A little window into the unusual Ryan family through the eyes of a trained psychologist.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jack R., Little Sister - Complete
Mighty Fanfic Collection of DOOM reviews
A series of random ideas I had that may become stories, depending on how many reviews they get. Also accepting oter authors' ideas for oneshots.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009
The HAIR awards reviews
Dib is invited offplanet for a prestigous awards ceremony, but Zim follows, with his own suspicions.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Dib - Complete
Analysis reviews
Zim, Tak, Dib, Gaz, and GIR are abducted for a psychological evaluation of their species.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Idiot reviews
Ever wonder why a robot made by the Irkens was so sweet and nice? He's not. Oneshot, very short. My first story! Please review, no flames!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
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