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Joined 12-24-08, id: 1780002, Profile Updated: 09-02-12
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Doctor Who, Inception, and Sherlock.

I'm a college student who's currently taking up Broadcast Communication.

The first fic I published (To You, Ronald) was actually a ranting that somehow evolved into my CW10 homework... I didn't submit it to my teacher, anyway. Hahaha.

I'm more of a wait-for-my-muse type of writer. I'm open to reading any type of fic, but I refuse to write M rated ones or those with explicit scenes. I'm just not made for writing stuff like that. Seriously. LOL.

By the way, I would like to introduce you to my muse: Emerius Temprit, a rather volatile being who usually spends his time riding his shiny Porsche around town, bar-hopping, smelling like hangover and pale pilsen when he gets home. Though I don't mind. He can't give me ideas when he's sober.

But then usually, even if he's not drunk, the more he's depressed, the more he inspires me to write. Lovely. That, and I have to drag him away from pointed objects and FML.

Haha. Seriously now.

I also draw mini-doujins when not listening to my teacher.


Fandoms:

Harry Potter: I'm open to any pairing, but I prefer HHr and RHr. (I know, two opposite views, but it makes for good reading/writing).

Saiyuki

High School Musical: Yes, I admit I watched this too. Haha.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: I'd gobble up any pairing with Kyon. Kyon fangirl alert. :) However, recently, I've taken an interest in prying into Itsuki Koizumi's persona. I'm a huge HaruKyon supporter, but I'm open to the idea of ItsuHaru. I really like ItsuHaruKyon, though. And IMHO, it makes for a curious situation.

Tora Dora!

Kannagi

Avatar (not the movie, the one on Nick)

American Idol (okay. I dunno if FFnet has fics for this one.)

Glee Quite recently. :)

Death Note (or Deathnote, whichever you prefer.)

Kuroshitsuji (haven't written about it yet, though.)

Inception. I mostly ship AriadnexCobb. But I love a good ArthurxEames. Oh yes, darling. XD

Doctor Who

Sherlock (BBC)


Stories:


Harry Potter (Books)

To, You Ronald: Completed

-sOs-

Haruhi Suzumiya Series (Anime/Manga)

Do You Believe?: Completed

Occurence Approaching Zero: Completed

Cosmos: Completed

Lomography: Completed

Church Bells: Completed? (That remains to be seen.)

The Origin of Itsuki Koizumi: In-progress

When Dreams Collapse: Complete

-sOs-

Doctor Who

Donna Noble is the New Girl!: In-progress

-sOs-

Crossovers:

The Inception of Haruhi Suzumiya: In-progress; working on a few tweaks. [Inception/Haruhi Suzumiya]

A File on 221B: In-progress; crackfic, and therefore most likely to be updated out of stress. [Sherlock/Doctor Who]

The Time Lord and The Esper [Doctor Who/Haruhi Suzumiya]

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Unmasked by xXxJazzy B. RealxXx reviews
Kyon is Her conscience. Koizumi is the vacuum that absorbs Her melancholy and unknowingly makes it his own. He is prone to his own desires, and more importantly, his own mistakes.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 156,238 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Haruhi S., Itsuki K.
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Severance of Haruhi Suzumiya by Greg Zerich reviews
*Set after a possible outcome of book 10* When Haruhi makes a startling confession about the person she loves, can Kyon and her survive the fallout and the effect it will have on the SOS Brigade. Can Kyon solve this dilemma, does he even want to?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,727 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Power Rangers of Haruhi Suzumiya by Drake Nolsa reviews
Haruhi turned the SOS Brigade into the Power Rangers! It was bound to happen.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Little Melancholies by R. Controversy reviews
The people, places and events Suzumiya Haruhi's life encapsulated. Melancholies in 101 words each. Tell your friends.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 102 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
The Endless Eight Experiments by Overactive Mind reviews
Yuki takes advantage of the infamous time loop to gather data that would normally be too risky to acquire. Hilarity ensues. Accepting suggestions for future chapters. Rating will likely change later.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Yuki N.
Motionless at 9:10 by Arty d'Arc reviews
The world stopped at 9:10 on a rather cool July night in 2006. He entered the doors of the Organization on a relatively warm January morning in 2007. Pre-series. One sided Itsuki/Haruhi if you squint, but mostly it's religious awe.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Itsuki K. - Complete
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Donna Noble is the New Girl! reviews
New GirlAU. After leaving her fiance who cheated on her with what she creatively called a "spider woman" , Donna Noble seeks a new home. She then comes across an online ad describing a nice little flat down at Cardiff. She takes the ad and upon arriving at the flat, finds out that it is occupied by three bachelors: Chris, David and Matt. But is she bovvered? Nah. She loves it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Donna N., 10th Doctor
The Time Lord and The Esper reviews
Oneshot. Itsuki Koizumi had an imaginary friend. He never meets him in order, but he always meets him when needed. The many times the Doctor met Koizumi and the one time he helped save him. Implied, but one-sided ItsuHaru.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Itsuki K. - Complete
A File on 221B
Some adventures or misadventures on 221B Baker Street are so strange, it's intergalactic. Some are best forgotten, some need to be kept on file for posterity's sake. WARNING: Crackfic. Rated M for themes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Origin of Itsuki Koizumi reviews
He was. And that was what he knew. He didn’t know why. But he was chosen. Koizumi Itsuki searches for the reason why he was. Rated T for future chapters.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Itsuki K.
The Inception of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Dom Cobb thought that his life as an extractor was over. He didn't realize that while he was no longer an extractor, he would be asked to become an inceptor. And his first target after the Fischer job? A girl named Haruhi Suzumiya. T for future chapters
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Inception - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,790 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Haruhi S., D. Cobb
When Dreams Collapse reviews
"I've done the best I can to keep you dreaming. It's probably best if you woke now." Koizumi sighed, as he unhooked the Dreamer from the machine. Contains themes from the movie Inception, but not a crossover. . Oneshot. T for swearing.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Itsuki K., Haruhi S. - Complete
Church Bells reviews
For who does the bells toll? Nay. They are celebrating.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010
Lomography reviews
There was one situation. There were five people. There were five different pictures. Five different pictures, all because of that situation. Oneshot
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Cosmos reviews
Two stories about wondering what lies beyond the vast sky. Two-shot: Alternate ItsuHaru and Alternate YukiKyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Occurence Approaching Zero reviews
Mikuru Asahina and Itsuki Koizumi have a conversation regarding time and possibilities. Oneshot slight MikuItsu.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Mikuru A., Itsuki K. - Complete
Do You Believe? reviews
No, I really didn’t believe in Santa Claus. Because it’s just not possible for a man like him to exist. One-shot HaruKyon fluff
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
To You, Ronald reviews
ONESHOT Set in DH. Drabble-ish. Ronald Weasley, as he runs away from the two people he cared for the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ron W. - Complete