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Author has written 13 stories for Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Parodies and Spoofs, Twilight, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, RENT, and Criminal Minds.

"You sir! Are powerless without your glove!" Chucky ('Serial Killer Rehab)

Hello hello hello!

I'm Kody Krypt, and I will be your author this evening.

As you can see, I've written mostly band and horror movie related fanfic and commentary on fanfics, and I'm always coming up with ideas.

If you have any ideas for TPO (The Pale Ones) or you want to be a character in TPO please please please message me, I love writing people in.

I also ask that you leave reviews, even if they are as silly as "I like pie", please and fangs. (Shut up, I'm allowed to say it!)

Anywho, thanks for dropping by and checking out my stuff. It means a lot.

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Supernatural Facebook by MsMKT86 reviews
What would happen if Sam, Dean and the gang had Facebook.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
My Immortal commentary by Neofanatic reviews
A commentary featuring my thoughts about My Immortal, the worst fanfiction known to the Internet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 37,512 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Group is Now in Session by HowlynMad reviews
New Chapter REVISED- You heard it here first..our favorite villains are in group therapy with Dr. Lecter. Literally, spilling their guts... or someone's guts. ADULT humor. It's rude and crude and all about silly. You have been warned.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/1/2003
I'm in hell and it sucks by Guardian.Ghost reviews
Cameron Darkening is in hell, with her hell mate John Kramer, me" "JOHN! Get away from that!" "Make me!" "Don't tempt me tumor brain" "This is rated for Language" "pah language"
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Anger and Agony by Wylrin reviews
Jason Voorhees helps Michael Myers deal with his anger.
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Michael M. - Complete
Forced Sleepover by Whiitewolf reviews
What happens when the BAU is forced to spend the whole night together? Games ensue! And secrets are spilled! WARNING: Major OOC. This entire fic is out of character. It's meant to be that way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,732 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Two Princes by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Another take on those fics where the team is in high school. Will be Reid-centric and include him meeting two guys who seem interested in him. Featuring Hotch as a prep, Morgan as a gang member, Emily as a goth and Gideon as a concerned dad. Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - S. Reid
Soothing The Scars by TheReaperXSophie reviews
The deep scars on Toki's back were hurting, as they often did. The gentle touch of a certain Swede, however, soon makes him feel better. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Lenore and Ragamuffin do America by TheFeaturedCreature reviews
What happens when you put a couple of rockstar hitchhikers, an RV, and Lenore and Ragamuffin together? Utter insanity and chaos
Roman Dirge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Sexual Harassment Training by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
The team, after barely surviving therapy, now must report to sexual harassment training. And boy what an hour it will be. Let's hope our favorite profilers make it out in one piece! Dave/JJ, Hotch/Em, M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
RENT: the Fifteen Minute Version by beatlesxlove reviews
A RENT parody. Rated T because of language and because it's RENT. My first RENTfic! Read and Review!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Group Therapy by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
The team has to endure an our of group therapy, but sadly, it gets worse. H/P, Ro/JJ, M/G
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Not in the Mood? by The 1000th Kiss reviews
What happens when Collins isn't in the mood? Read and find out!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Angel D., T. Collins
Rock On by tfm reviews
A night of Rock Band yields unexpected results. Drabble, gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2011 - E. Prentiss, D. Rossi - Complete
The Hollywood Treatment by Tigereye77 reviews
What happens when Hollywood decides who should play our BAU team in an upcoming movie and what do each member think of the potential casting? Really a team fic and pure fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Need by cumberbr0 reviews
Dean does the only thing that seems logical, he leaves Castiel a voicemail.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Because This Will Totally Work by Tribble Master reviews
E/O: Bake. Hell memories are tricky buggers. But there's a solution for every problem. Hilarity ensues. Swearing, drugs, set after the wall breaks.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner? by Jadeaffection reviews
It's Thanksgiving and there seems to be a little problem with who's invited. Or rather, who isn't. Gabriel/Lucifer, Past Gabriel/Sam & Kali, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah. Sexual references, fluff, crack and minor cursing. Spoilers up to Season 5 finale.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Gabriel, Lucifer - Complete
Elizabeth's Thoughts on 'My Immortal' by TheFeaturedCreature reviews
'My Immortal' enters the Lenore world. And there's only one person who can withstand such an autratious story. Elizabeth, bride of Ragamuffin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011
A Goth Reads Forbiden Fruits: The Temptation by TheFeaturedCreature reviews
I read Forbiden Fruits and comment on it! YAY! It's my third installment of 'A Goth Reads a Troll fic'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward
I Am Not My Hair: Criminal Minds by sissouthernink1994
Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers, or wings, is it, for that reason, to be of no account? - Jean Paul
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,798 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
House of Myth I Mean Night by TheFeaturedCreature reviews
A parody of the worst book I have ever read. Haha
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
You know you're obsessed with Criminal Minds when by CriminalMinds4Life reviews
Well title basically tells all!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Tipping, Criminal Minds Style by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
Morgan learns not to tip in his chair. Mentions of HP
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Aftermath of Minimal Loss by nikonic reviews
Emily deals with the emotional whirlwind of being held captive by Cyrus during Minimal Loss; spoilers for Minimal Loss Rating for femmslash, rape, and language Don't like don't read, but I love reviews
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,915 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
Holidays by ROSSELLA1 reviews
The Criminal Minds cast on holidays.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010
Why did the chicken cross the road? Criminal Minds by Haiza Tyri reviews
Criminal Minds characters answer the age-old question
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2010
Armand vs Lestat by Felice09 reviews
Armand and Lestat will never be bff's. But they could at least try to get along! When they don't, something like this happens. Just an ordinary day on Night Island.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,658 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Wretched Unfair, It Is by XxEJMxX reviews
Ian's moment in First Drop Of Crimson comes back to him. Some minor slash. IanX?
Night Huntress series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
Hope School: Boarding School For Serial Killers by Hopeless Musician reviews
Hope School is a boarding school, newly opened, where those with bad backrounds come. The thing is, everybody here is a serial killer! Involves everyone's favorite serial killers!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,025 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Story by F.A.L.L.I.N.G. the S.K.Y.E.S reviews
Slipknot invents the Earth. Members of Slipknot are God. Earths Greatest Defenders, turned evil wage war. Their leader Vin Diesel, wants to rule the world. But Slipknot vows to defend it. Full summary inside.
Screenplays - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008
DethAptitude by Aiden Dahlin reviews
Inspired by American cinema, Toki seeks to develop his talents. Skwisgaar is, unfortunately, simply at the wrong place at the wrong time. *Mild Slash, Nothing Serious*
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Blair Witch Project: The True Story by EvilMentalHamster reviews
This is the truth. ScreamFic
Blair Witch Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
I'll Always Be Yours by Erin Nightshade reviews
Zim reunites with someone from his past when she comes to Earth. But what happens when she starts to like Dib? This is my first IZ Fic. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED! Read and Review please!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Our Family Of Hellraisers by Zerousy reviews
Spin off/alternate universe of OPEN THE GATE; Alice and Myra just want to drive Pinhead nuts.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Halloween: The Beginning by Erin Nightshade reviews
COMPLETED! Chapter 22 is up! Read and Review!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Two Line Vocabulary by AiyanaStone reviews
A little game in the BAU. Two line vocabulary, Criminal Minds style!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
MeetingKlok by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Friends at Camp by Syous99 reviews
During his childhood, Jason met some friends which aren't as ordinary as he think... Happens during Jason's childhood... Will contain ideas from some TVs and Movies Ha! Edited for your convenience!
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
Yous Not a Lady by ChilombiLite reviews
Complete. 100 word Drabble that takes place after Dethdad 2-15 . Slashy undertones.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Tokirella by H.J. Bender reviews
This is quite possibly the heaviest, metallest Cinderella story you'll ever read. Magical guitars, guardian god-trolls, and a three-night long headbangers' ball...be there or go die.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Michael's Seed by Erin Nightshade reviews
It's been three quiet years for Erin and Michael Myers. But there will soon be a new addition to their family. Prequeal to "Fatal Attraction" & "Institutional Romance".
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Forgotten by Miss Queen B reviews
Skwisgaar tries to make it up to Toki for missing his Birthday. One-Shot. Very mild slash and cuteness.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Downward Spiral by GiggleGoon reviews
The story of Pamela Voorhees and her slow descent into madness.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Jason V., Pamela V.
Bubble Gum by Miss Queen B reviews
Metalocalypse fic. Toki, Skwisgaar and a bowl full of bubble gum candy. My first dethklok and slash fic. Please Read and Review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Freddy's Date by draculamomma reviews
Freddy Krueger has met the perfect woman. Now he wants to impress her on a special date. Along the way, his friends Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees try to help out, but end up making a mess of things...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Jason's Bad Day by KingCobra582 reviews
OOC. Humor. A look through Jason's POV. Language. Violence. IMPLIED sex. PG-13. Please read and review.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Of Beauty Alone by Fallon M-mm reviews
Dorian Gray fic.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
way's to annoy freddy by marine-admiral-Aokiji-fan reviews
like the titel say's. Hope you like it.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2007
The Shape vs Jason Part 2 by Eric W. Hanke reviews
Michael Myers battles Jason Voorhees at Crystal Lake.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Corruption by Carmilla reviews
The Picture of Dorian Gray: Well come on, we all knew what was really going on with Dorian, Henry and Basil, didn't we?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/7/2005
Clash of the Titans! by the mischievous pixie reviews
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Michael Myers are having a little competition to see who is better.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2004
Halloween: Micheal Myers has a yard sale! by weirdDAR reviews
So first, Michael Myers has a yardsale, then he fights for the kingdom of hell...then he has a surprise birthday part...then a lot of crazy, unneccesary stuff starts to happen. NOW WITH A NEW CONCLUSION. YOU HEARD IT HERE. NO BIG DEAL, BUT IT'S A NEW END.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/6/2002
Upstaging the Devil by Petite Samedi reviews
The Picture of Dorian Gray. A vignette from Dorian's point of view in the moments before he kills himself.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
The Crow: Darkest Night by Squall Leonhart1 reviews
No summary yet
Crow - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2000
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The Pale Ones read My Immortal reviews
Could we be any more unoriginal? I think not! TPO reads My Immortal, commonly regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction since Forbiden Fruits. Other band members may pop in and out. Rated M for curse words and sexual jokes and painful fanficness in general
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Band Therapy reviews
Another TPO story here for your love/hate. A prank turns into a soul searching band therapy for The Pale Ones. Ladies perfume, fake eyebrows, sugar addictions, it's all here for you! Rated T for language (it's naughty) and sexual innuendo/jokes/details/discussions (it's out of control). Written in the first ever non script format for TPO.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013
The Pale Ones: From Iowa With Love Part 1
Yeah. Part one. Because this isn't for you mundanes, its actually a wedding gift for the Drunkle and the big brother. In the face!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Published: 4/8/2013
La Vie Criminal! reviews
Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, Dean and Sam Winchester, Shawn Spencer, and Burton Guster explore the world of rent with some OC's. Warning: Author inserts, pairings of said oc's and canon. Total ooc moments.
Crossover - RENT & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011
My Immortal: NAOMI'S commentary reviews
The worst fanfic ever, read by my Dorian Gray OC, Naomi Delacroix!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 28,462 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011
I'm Not Okay read by the oc's from hell reviews
My Oc's read I'm Not Okay, which is My Immortal with better writing style. Enjoy!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011
The Pale Ones: Horror Movie Babies! reviews
A brand new revamped Pale Ones episode, the first one published in a while! I'm so proud of myself!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011
Laissez le Bon Temp Rouler A Dorian Gray Fanfic reviews
Dorian Gray, the anti hero of Oscar Wilde's novel is back, this time in the new world with a rude cajun native, Naomi Delacroix. Actual Dorian Gray fanfic, not one based on the book. Don't read if you're a purist
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011
Forbiden Fruit Read by Valken Voorhees reviews
Valken, girlfriend of Jason Voorhees, attempts to read and add her commentary to Forbidden Fruit: the Temptation of Edward Cullen. I own nothing but Valken. And my makeup.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011
serial killer rehab reviews
Freddy and the other notorious serial killers all end up in rehab. Sound fun? not quite...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009
The Pale Ones: Joey vs Twiggy reviews
The title says it all. Joey Jordison vs Twiggy Ramirez. while reading, you should probably listen to Made of scars by Stone Sour.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Scream Baby, Scream: Til Death Do us Party reviews
Jason Voorhees and Valken thought their problems were all over. They're wrong-- DEAD wrong.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Scream Baby Scream reviews
What if Jason had a killer girlfriend? what if that girlfriend had a crazy friend? and what if Jason and his girlfriend would do anything to stay together--even go up against Freddy Krueger?
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete