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Joined 12-25-08, id: 1780580, Profile Updated: 05-31-10
Author has written 13 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, +Anima, Naruto, and Bleach.

Hello everyone! I am an insane nut who should probably be in an institution, but what the heck.

NEWSFLASH: This insane nut just won an award for a national short story competition! The judge said my story was 'beautifully and poignantly told'. So EXCITED! chachacha! So EXITED! Chachacha! *Congos off into the distance*

I read a LOT, but don't watch much TV, except for anime. at the moment, my favourite author is Joan D. Vinge for her 'Cat' trilogy, at least in books, also, Terry Pratchett rules. In Manga, i read a bit of everything, but it is a pain to collect everything, and i don't like having only a part of a series, so I mostly go with what's in the library. Except for Rurouni Kenshin, I've collected nearly the entire series, and I'm working on getting those missing volumes (I love Christmas ).

My favourite anime at the moment is probably Kyo Kara Maoh (Shame on me for only having seen a few episodes of the Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X anime!) Go Yuuram! Yay~! I tend to watch anime in Japanese, for practise, but I haven't really learned much... :(, mostly it's what I managed to learn in class between doodling, writing, and wondering about the big questions in life.

e.g. How does the Universe EXPAND, if there's no new matter being created? - It' s been bugging me for a while. Maybe we'll all just fall into a black hole when the fabric of existence is stretched to breaking point...that'd be so cool.

'Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect...' ~Steven Wright (I like this quote, innit great?)

My favourite subject is science, especially since they don't have any creative writing courses at the College I'm going to (English is the one compulsory subject, and I don't wanna do it, isn't that rotten luck?) I'm also pretty good at maths. I have several half-hearted attempts at books lying around, stimulated by anything from dreams, random poems composed on-the-spot at the top of a tree, pictures drawn while I was meant to be doing schoolwork (Multi-tasking and Goody-Two-Shoe-ism goes a loooong way. Seriously.) and, my personal favourite, boredom.

If you haven't worked it out yet, I am Neurotic, borderline insane, and have the odd ability of being able to create tears at will, and self-induced hysterical laughter, usually accompanied with apparent drunkenness (except that I can't even swallow a chocolate liquer). It's quite entertaining. The rest of the time I am a serious, antisocial, arrogant, weird misfit with few friends.

According to my friends and little brother, I am asexual, so let's go with that. On age, I am still in school, but there are people in school in their forties, so that gives a time span of about two-score years. On appearance, I have purple hair, yellow eyes and clear skin that lets you see all my guts. Or not...

Oh yeah, I'm also a bit of a technophobe. Its out to get me...

"Our purpose in life is to reproduce, until someone is born who can come up with a better one." ~me... this is my opinion of 'why we are here' - can anyone come up with a better one? PM it to me and I'll add it to my profile with your name- I could make a whole list!

'The meaning of life is whatever you want it to be'
Meaning, it's different for everyone. There is no ONE meaning. For some
people it's love, or family, or power. ~Stormy (My list has GROWN!)

1.) The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
2.) To live is not to know, but to find out.

1 and 2 are almost basically the same exact thing! They both pretty much say: we know nothing, so make it up or figure it out!

And, my personal opinion is that we should always do our best, to take life one day at a time, and live as well and honestly as we can. We don't have to be noble, or anything like that, we just have to do our best to do what we think we should. I guess what I'm getting at is "doing the right thing". But, the right thing is often found in a very gray area... Life often makes no sense and it's not certain what we should do.

This is the human experience after all...And that's what life throws at us: confusion. Makes things
exciting, right? :) So, yeah, we should just do our best...
~Caseyedith (this one is really worth reading - serious philosophical tautology)

And now it really is a list~~_

Also, another interesting thing I have come up with, is the fact that I must not tidy my room, because it will lead to the destruction of the universe.

Here's why: The natural order of things is towards Chaos, called Entropy. A room will, of its own accord, become messy, because that increases entropy and Chaos, which is the order of the universe. Tidying my room requires energy, which increases my entropy, and the chaos in the universe. And, because of he nature of the universe, it will just get messy again, and further increase entropy. A messy room is astable state, and will not further increase entropy, it is the process of getting messy that will lead to the end of the universe through the ultimate rule of chaos. Therefore, tidy people are almost worse than the politicians who aren't doing anything about global warming, because they are actively hastening the destruction of the universe.

Therefore, being tidy is grossly immoral. Now, see if any of your parent value science highly enough to let you stop tidying your room..._

Thanks for listening to my insanity, looking back, it's completley haphazard and follows no rhyme or reason whatsoever, so don't worry if you have no idea what I've been rambling about, I don't either... Now, pleeease read my stories? The other way around is fine too.

On my NAruto fics, Ghost of the Hidden Leaf village promises to turn into some sort of epic, and the rest are finished except for Sexy Jutsu's revenge. I might write another one later, but not for a while.

Okay, this is for anyone who reads my plus anima fics, I'm thinking about doing some more in that after a long hiatus, and since that means there'll be four in more or less the same story line, I'll put them up in chronological order. I'm not sure what the next one will be yet.

Messenger of Death - ten years after the original series

Angel - straight after Messenger of Death

Anima - Spans about ten years from a few months after Angel

Return - Into the teen-chapters, starts about 25 years after Anima ends. This one is developing inot something pretty epic in lenght as well...

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Twin Souls by Liralen Li reviews
2000 years ago, Ukitake Jyuushiro and Kyouraku Shunsui went to Yamamoto's Academy. This story goes from when they met to the point where they achieved shikai, and why they're the only two in Soul Society with twin blades. Mild yaoi content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 179,330 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/11/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
The Replacement by Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy reviews
It's never a good idea to become involved with your best friend. It's never a good idea to compromise that support – because if you do, you'll find that when you need it, it won't be there anymore.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Naruto: Red Dawn by Lixie Lorn reviews
Treachery and deceit from Danzou cause Naruto's exile from the Leaf, when he realises that the only people who understand him are the other jinchuriki. So he decides to do them a favour. T for conformity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Unfortunately Illogical by L-Ishida-Dark reviews
In a narrative world, logic is a dangerous thing. Sadly for the Disc, logic incarnate has just joined the Watch. With a full cast of Watchmen, imps, Things, an insanely powerful wizard and a very confused foreigner, the world is in trouble. OC centric.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009
Strawberry Tomato Lolipop by angel puppeteer reviews
He's the beauty and she's the beast. SasuSaku/ UNDERGOING REPAIR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Why I'm not Allowed to Either by Lixie Lorn reviews
Based on Thorn's Why I'm not allowed to. First chapter, why Gaara is not allowed to play pokemon cards. Then It's Sasuke and Yugito Nii... and now Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru and me. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
My accident, my son, my fault by KHwhitelion reviews
Sequel to ‘My go to guy.’ As JD continues to fall apart, will his friends notice before it’s too late? Or will an accident caused by a very angry Dr. Cox end his life before he has the chance to turn it around?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,072 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
PIXIE DUST by Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy reviews
He rolls over and is asleep in an instant. I stare down at him, and feel the tears begin to gather in my eyes. I shouldn’t be crying. royxed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
My go to guy by KHwhitelion reviews
He was always the one they went to, the one they relied on. The one who helped them with all their problems. But when HE needs help, who will HE turn to? JD angst
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - John D./J.D. - Complete
Smile For Me, Hikari by quiet.recluse reviews
Set after manga.The fallen leader of a mafia organisation, and spirit still scarred from the past,Enishi travels Japan following the footsteps of one he formerly loathed-a rurouni.And on his journey,he finds another light to guide and heal him slowly.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Enishi - Complete
Diary of a Wimpy King by seamusog reviews
What Yuuri's diary thinks of him. Short fiction written from the diary's POV. A somewhat companion piece to Diary of a Spoiled Prince. Wolfyuu/Yuuram
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
The White Rabbit by Scarred Sword Heart reviews
Kenshin takes his young son out for a winter walk that neither of them will ever forget.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin, Kenji - Complete
Yesterday's Shadow is Tomorrow's Twilight by XD reviews
Kenji slips from the dojo to what he thought was freedom, only to get entangled in a messy affair of arms and weaponry, of which a curious wanderer called Soujirou and his shadowy companion Enishi were also paying attention to...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 176,722 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Soujiro, Enishi - Complete
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Once Again reviews
In the 32nd year of Meiji, the second generation of the Kenshingumi are nearing adulthood. Myojin Shinya and Himura Kenji clash over the Sakabato, while Shinko, Shinya's twin sister, seeks the road to freedom from the confines of society. Don't own RK.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,736 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kenji
Return reviews
It has been many years since the Anima disappeared, but things that were once lost have a habit of returning. I DO NOT OWN ANIMA, but please read and review anyway. Set about 15 years after the end of 'Anima'.
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009
Naruto's sexy jutsu's revenge reviews
Sequel to 'Naruto's Sexy Jutsu'. Naruto is back, thirsting for revenge on the Sasuke fanclub, and... he's wearing a dress... Gender-confused Naruto, and insanity of the best kind - the crack FF kind. But read the first one first...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Kyuubi no Jinchuuriki reviews
A girl attacked him outside of Konoha, wreathed in red chakra. He took her in, and sealed the monster inside her, showed her what friendship meant. He just never counted on falling in love...JiraiyaXOC. Just after he trains Nagato etc. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jiraiya - Complete
White hair does not make the Genius reviews
As they wait for their turn to pound on the Shinigami in Karakura, Aizen and Gin discuss the relationship between hair colour and genius, a very touchy subject with the evil madman... the Aizen one... OOC and slightly crazy, SPOILERS, please R&R.Thankyou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Ghost of the Hidden Leaf Village reviews
THe more recent history of Konoha, told through the eyes of Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru as they grow up, and grow more powerful. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,969 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Same, Same, but Different reviews
Ichigo and his Hollow both contemplate what it means to share a soul... Of course, even when you share a soul, it doesn't mean that you can understand each other. VERY slightly yaoi. I OWN NOTHING. Also, Vizard is 'Visored', the manga version. please R&R.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Fundamental Order of things reviews
What happens if you mess around with fundamental facts of the Narutoverse - the habits of a certain sage?...A really gay, Jiraiya with coma-inducing hair, who's...bits fall off in the shower, ending in a woman jiraiya-slut. And it's all Tsunade's fault...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jiraiya - Complete
Naruto's sexy jutsu reviews
Naruto has been using his sexy jutsu a lot lately. So much so, that he's starting to feel almost at home in it. insanity warning. P.S I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Anima reviews
This is another sequel to Messenger Of Death, chronicling the life of the resurrected Cooro in the streets Sailand, which are unfriendly to Anima. I don't own anything.
+Anima - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Cooro - Complete
The Real Tomoe reviews
When Kenshin was in the fallen village, he was visited by a geezer. Now Enishi has found his way there, and he needs someone to help him find his sister's smile and stand up agaain. Spoilers for Jichuu. T just in case
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Enishi - Complete
Angel reviews
Cooro is dead, and those left behind have to move on. But how can they when Cooro is still holding tightly to their hearts. Sequel to Messenger of Death. Please review. I own Anima not. HuskyNana.
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Cooro - Complete
Messenger of death reviews
Most anima will inhabit a body to save it's life. My anima is different. Cooro's POV set about six years after the manga, oneshot. I own nothing
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Cooro - Complete