EatenByFlowersAndStillLaughing
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Joined 12-25-08, id: 1780661, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 2 stories for Septimus Heap, and Harry Potter.

Haai say that with a very straight face...can't do it can ya =) or maybe its just me... I loooove reading obviously and I'm a terrible updater...And i changed my name from 13magicalm0ments to EatenByFlowersAndStillLaughing..I like change...

I don't like Thursdays. Since I started to read Septimus Heap, I've developed a weird, kind of scary, new fascination in boys with curly hair.

When I write reviews, I often use exclamation marks, don't ask why ;D

All libraries around me have a very limited number of books, and that sucks! I mostly just prattle on about stuff I've read, whether people want to listen to me, or want me to shut up.

I do ju-jitsu in my free time. And I draw. And cook. And watch TV. And meet people. And make a hell lot of lists. And do stuff for school (unwillingly I might add).

Right now, I really like Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Forest of Hands and Teeth, Uglies, His Dark Materials (I always think it's Materies, which doesn't make sense) Percy Jackson, Septimus Heap, , Inkheart, Paulo Coelho, the Lord of the Rings, Graceling, Bartimaeus, Lord of the Flies, the Alchemyst, The Inheritance Trilogy( or no wait Quadrupology? naa it's Cycle), Jane Austen, the bad dogs diary, the Mortal Instruments, the Infernal devices, and a lot of other books, but I just keep forgetting their names. (One might come to the conclusion that I prefer reading Fantasy. I'd have to say you're absolutely right). I've had to read a lot of German Classics as well. (but most of them aren't really that interesting).

I enjoy quotes a lot. so if you feel the urge to send me a quote DO IT! I would be very delighted.

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 8,066 - Follows: 8,689 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
From Peeta's Eyes by Amanda Beth reviews
Different one shots from The Hungers Games triology written in Peeta's POV. The first one: Coin's Assassination.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort has issues too! by FaithfulHPReader reviews
Voldemort pays a visit to his therapist! I know it's short, but if I decide to update it, it will be much longer for each chapter! :D PREPARE FOR EXTREME OOC-NESS! JUST A LITTLE WARNING! xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Voldemort, OC
Fantastical Truths by L. Borealis reviews
Harry burst into a sudden smile and pulled her in, "I've never been happier to bump into anyone in my life." He didn't give her the chance to respond. His kiss elicited a light headed giddiness and a mind clearing that was close to being Obliviated...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,319 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Coexist by dancechick307 reviews
She watches her little three-year-old Percy, in pure delight and, yet, a sadness still lingers. Sally Jackson, as she explores the wonder of feeling two polar opposite feelings at the same time. Winner of Oneshot Challenge: Week 2!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Beautiful by WindowChild reviews
All she wants is to feel beautiful, even if it's just for one day. Clarisse goes shopping for a wedding dress.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Clarisse R. - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
An Interrupted Evening by ShadowPalace reviews
Annabeth's boring evening gets exciting when Percy shows up saying that he needs her help studying for a test. No matter whether they are studying or not, they still seem to get interrupted. Percabeth, Post TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Two Years by xRainyx reviews
It took two years for me to finally do this. Two years for me to mark my sister’s legacy on Earth. Two Years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Nico A.
The Life and Times of Thalia, The Immortal by icy roses reviews
Having spent nearly four years as a tree, Thalia thought she'd be used to watching the world pass her by. She isn't. Spoilers for TLO. Future Fic. Percy/Annabeth, mild Luke/Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Thalia G., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Oh, Crap by Wolf of Silver Dawn reviews
Septimus trips over a stone. And remembers all the curse words his brother ever taught him. ONESHOT
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Septimus H. - Complete
Listen to Me by CrayolaMarkers reviews
You remember the day Percy left camp in The Battle of the Labyrinth? Remember what happened the night before? Oh, of course you don't, because Percy was asleep. Here's what really happened...from Annabeth's point of view, as always.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Demigod Bill of Rights by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"Not all parents are created equal."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 486 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Happy Mothers Day by Videl86 reviews
Dudley has a person to give his Mothers Day card to, but who does Harry have? A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Genuine by star.flash.17 reviews
Remember Harry's first kiss? What did Ron and Hermione do during that time? Cute oneshot as RHr discuss love and the bet that follows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 392 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Monopoly by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James had been dating since the age of fourteen, but he’d never ditched his friends before like he was doing with the Head Girl. Thus, Sirius had come to the conclusion that Lily Evans was evil, and that she had to be stopped."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B.
What's in a Name by star.flash.17 reviews
When Hermione claims she hates her name, Ginny helps her see it's not as bad as she thinks it is... Especially with all the words that crop up. RHr One shot. Summer of 5th yr, OotP outtake. -REVIEW!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Smiling by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Parvati has to say goodbye, even if she's not ready to...very sad, may require tissues. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2002
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basykly life reviews
Series of not-so everyday-happenings that take place after Beetle has a dream... Please note that I'm not a good writer...but this idea just wouldn't let go of me. Big thanks to my great beta!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
A weird dream reviews
Rewrote the story because I didn't like it a lot. It's about a dream Lily has. Read it to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete