Author has written 8 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, and Legend of Zelda.
There are two creatures representing one person on this account: Winged and Ether.
Winged's words are in bold.
Ether's words are in italics.
Not the name thing again. Yes, we're now Winged Ether. Deal with it. We plan to stay this way too, I assure you!
Yeah, and may Crazy Hand condemn us if we don't!
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List your favorite characters (From SSB series) and act as if you were actually in the game, then ask the following questions:
1. Toon Link
7. Ice Climbers
8. Meta Knight
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
"What are you doing here?! It's the middle of the night!"
"Something wrong, Toon? Was it another nightmare about Redeads again?"
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"It's the girl's bathroom. GET OUT NOW!"
"Please get out. Now. Before I dark magic you out myself."
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
"I didn't know those kinds of marriages were possible. But I guess with the whole Subspace Emmisary thing it works."
"That's great! I think. Good luck! I think."
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
"Eh, whatever. Can't be that bad."
"I'm a ghost, so I can't eat. But thanks anyway!"
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
"Anyone seen Jigglypuff's marker?"
"It is a nice day. I think I'll join him."
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"...Does this mean I have blood that somehow always keeps me cold now?"
"Hooray... relatives. This just made being a ghost a whole lot worse."
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
"Accident on the Halberd?"
"Accident on the Halberd?"
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
"Great, now if I want revenge I'll have to get protection from her arm cannon and paralyzer gun."
"Well, I'm a ghost, so I don't have to worry about that. Dark magic time!"
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
"I don't care. I never talk to him anyway."
"Well that's just plain rude! Dark magic time!"
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
"Cower in fear of me as I violently slice the two in half with my scythe."
"Use the wind waker to play the Ballad of Gales and send them somewhere else with a huge cyclone."
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
"Call 911 with the cell phone that she was actually smart enough to bring, since she's too small to carry me herself."
"I didn't know I could break a leg. But Pichu would probably drag me to a hospital herself since I don't weigh anything."
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
"A cake, I guess. I can see him doing that."
"A spellbook, hopefully. My spells are getting old."
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
"Get Squirtle and a bunch of other Water-types to put the fire out, then get in and drag me out."
"Just get some Water-types to put out the fire, I guess, since I can't really get stuck in the house."
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
"Get out and stay out if she doesn't want to meet my scythe."
"Not laugh then comfort me after I do it."
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
"You... and him... and you... and him... oh goddesses (faints).
"He took that rather well."
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
"Go and freeze the jerk solid for me."
"Take me hiking up Icicle Mountain to get my mind off of him."
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
"Destroy the competition. How else?"
"Actually, she does seem more like the 'killing my opponents' type rather than the 'supporting' type."
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
"Yell at and hit me until I stop."
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
"He kicks butt in a brawl."
"He's adorable! But I'd need to change my species if I wanted a chance with him. That, and I'd need to be alive."
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
"Sorry, I think Pikachu's already taken her."
"But, I thought you were into Young Link! Wait, I wasn't supposed to reveal that, was I? Oh shoot."
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
"I am not dating you! You're like, a third my height!"
"Kirby, I don't think your parents like that you're dating a wraith."
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
"It's possible. It could actually make sense, unlike other pairings out there."
"That actually does seem possible. Who knows?"
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
"Knock some sense into him. He's supposed to be an angel, for crying out loud!"
"The angel's a player? I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole thing."
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"Wow, it must suck. I'm going to kill that hair stylist."
"I'm a ghost and a Kirby. That's physically impossible."
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
"Maybe if you made an effort to get to know people. Then again some girls like the quiet and mysterious types. Keep doing what you're doing."
"I hear Jigglypuff's interested. Wait a sec, I wasn't supposed to say that either. I need to keep my mouth shut."
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
"I though you were married to Pikachu! Is there no continuation in this thing?!"
"Uh, maybe you should try someone else. Someone... living."
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
"Awkward. I think I'm going to go over there... to North Dakota."
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
"They're probably playing videogames. What, did you think they were doing something dirty?"
"I agree with Winged."
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
"No. They're the same sex, so just no."
Would 2 trust 5?
"I don't see why she wouldn't. They get along great together."
"Yep, Pichu likes Zelda a lot."
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
"Bowser ignores it, but if Pikachu keeps it up, they're going to fight."
If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
"If they've got it, archery. They both have bows."
"I thought they'd do history, since they're both Hylians."
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
"Anything and everything."
"If it's food, Kirby can make it."
If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
"Probably as explorers."
"That's really the only thing Popo, Nana, and Samus have in common."
If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
"I'm not sure about that one, given that Meta Knight doesn't have hair."
"Me neither, but if it goes wrong, I'm sure Zelda can just use magic to fix it."
If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?
"Probably. I heard Samus is a good drawer."
"Provided Pit gives her a good idea about what he wants."
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
"Maybe about that one time Mario accidentally called Peach fat. I don't know what Bowser and Samus would blush over!"
"I don't know either. They just don't seem like the type."
What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?
"Bowser would chase Toon Link around the mansion, and I would trip Bowser just for laughs."
"Bowser would chase Toon, and I would blast Bowser with dark magic. No one hurts Toony!"
If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
"Samus would explain about her and Pikachu, and Pichu would wonder what she's talking about. Seriously, where's the continuation in this thing?!"
"I believe Winged summed it up."
If 5 and 6 did a workout together?
"Not sure. I'll get back to you on that."
"Do those two even do workouts together?"
If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
"What do you mean? I gave you an invitation! Who was in charge of passing them out?"
"Uh oh, I forgot about Pit. Time to act innocent."
If 7 won the lottery?
"Maybe they'd upgrade their hammers."
"Or buy veggies."
If 8 had quite a big secret?
"Underneath this mask I look and sound like Kirby."
"...But I knew that already..."
If 9 became a singer?
"Hey, I'd see her."
"Me too. Go Samus!"
If 10 got a daughter?
"Doesn't he already have one? He's already got a bunch of kids."
"She's probably just like her father."
What would 1 think of 2?
"We're best friends! Plus she likes my brother!"
"You know about that too?! Is nothing secret?!"
How would 3 greet 4?
"Don't do that taunt! It's annoying!"
What would 4 envy about 5?
"I want to be able to use magic too!"
What dream would 5 have about 6?
"Something romance related. Maybe."
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
"Um, they're all young?"
"They all carry around dangerous weapons?"
What would make 7 angry at 8?
"He stole their hammers."
Where would 8 meet 9?
"A brawl. What, you expected something witty?"
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
"You're never going to get Peach. She's all Mario's."
What would make 10 scared of 1?
"Well, Toon does have this strange habit of stabbing his arch-enemies in the forehead."
"Yeah, but I'm not sure if that applies to Bowser."
Is 3 Gay?
"Kirby? Gay? Are you kidding me?"
"No way. Not a snowball's chance in hell."
How do you feel right now?
"I feel like I wasted a whole lot of my time."
"I feel great! We should do this again some other time!"
I suppose this is our author avatar appearances, incase this is ever needed.
Appearance: A human-sized black fox that stands on two legs, has wing-like appendages for arms, and red eyes.
Weapons/Powers: A large scythe that can be charged with dark energy to enable it to cut through almost anything. Can use dark energy for other attacks as well.
Appearance: A Kirby ghost with a light grey body and dark grey eyes and feet.
Weapons/Powers: Being a ghost, she can turn invisible and intangible. No weapons, but utilizes dark energy much more effectively than Winged does, using it to perform all sorts of attacks ranging from energy balls to devastating blasts.