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Hi. Go to hell, stop bugging me with the frikkin' stories. THEY ARE AWFUL, and I'm done with 'em. Kay? :)

Great. My name is Lolli. Or, like. not really. But ok. I'm norwegian. Du-uh. I'm also sarcastic, sadistic, perverted, arrogant, and violent.
Yeah. Stop bugging me. Awsome.

Lolli x.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

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My Retriever by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Seventeen year old Bella, alone, walks dogs for a living. Edward, nineteen, lost in his big family, learning to be a doctor. What happens when these two characters meet? Is it love? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 4/5/2008
Ghosts Of The Present by artistic-chick13 reviews
A new girl comes to Sky High with her siblings and runs into some problems. Things get worse when two unlikely suitors fight over her.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 87,792 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 8/28/2005
Always Dreaming by Can't Decode Me reviews
Sequel to Wake Up Call. We were finally happy. Nothing could ever go wrong right? Wrong. What if the things we fear the most come back to haunt us at the time we needed to forget? REWRITE: NEVER WAKE ME UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,176 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Time for Forever by I Am Switzerland101 reviews
Lucy and Annabelle Cameron are sick of being abused by their step-mother, so they leave Oregon and move to La Push. Lucy is resistant and Paul is pissed, what's new? Throw Collin and Embry to the mix and you have a party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Embry, Paul, Collin
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vacation of Pleasure by MmeGray reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
Concrete Angel by kirstismiles13 reviews
Isabella Swan is a 16 year old girl forced to face abuse, and hatred. better summary inside, being rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5549 - Favs: 7,354 - Follows: 5,390 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Reckless Abandon by FredFanatic reviews
Fred, George and Juliet return to Hogwarts for their final year. Facing threats the wizarding world hasn't seen in years, they must learn to stand together. As the twins chase their dreams, Juliet struggles to discover where her future lies. PART 3 of 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,252 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Fred W., OC
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13696 - Favs: 8,822 - Follows: 6,509 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Melodramatic Ramblings of the Pyro by Monkey Ruler reviews
Sequel to the Pyrokinetic Pyrophobe: And of course, I put the burnt up chocolate wrapped in equally burnt foil in my pocket. Because even though it's a pitiful excuse for a gift, I can't part with something that Warren the Great has given me. WxOC
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,919 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Warren P. - Complete
Broken on the Inside by wolf-grl2008 reviews
Natalya is forced to live with her mom in La Push.She hopes to leave behind the horrible secret, but its hard when you always carry a peice of it with you. She's broken, left with a giant hole in her chest.And Embry seems to be the only one who can help
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,483 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Embry - Complete
Hating Sky High by deadlybeautiful reviews
Factor in fear, a glimpse of the future, and things might just go up in smoke.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Warren P.
Past Upon Lies and Illusions by CompYES reviews
DISCONTINUED Re-Write The Nature of Rainbows
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,303 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2006 - William S./Will, Warren P.
A Better Look by scorching roses reviews
Jason Garwin a.k.a. Lash is coming back to Sky High a year later. People believe he has no reason to act the way he does. Especially Will Stronghold and his friends. What will happen when they witness something that could change their perspective? ABUSE
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Lash, Magenta
Once Upon a Time, in a Mental Institution by deadlybeautiful reviews
It was a mental institution. Well, technically, a Relaxation and Rehabilitation Center for Troubled and Traumatized Youth. But, you'd be surprised who you can meet. Rape victims, cutters, schizos, and crazies. Cannon parings, AH. Mainly A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,397 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Third Time's a Charm by TheDay'sEye reviews
At 10 Bella met the Cullen's. At 17 they come back to a very different Bella. Kidnapping, Lust, Mistakes and being Changed is what await Edward and Bella as they try to make their relationship work. AU/OOC M - Language/Lemon. Third Time's a Charm at life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,522 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Split, a Kim story by deadlybeautiful reviews
No, I’m worse than pathetic, I’m Kim. Which is by far worse than being just pathetic. Because when you’re Kim you get to be obsessed, neurotic, paranoid, painfully shy, and invisible too. That’s right, I’m Kim, the whole package deal. Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,986 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kim, Jared
Handcuffs by pink champagne218 reviews
She just wants to pass her senior year and he just wants her to leave him alone…too bad nothing is easy for this hero and his sidekick. Warren/oc
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,621 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Warren P.
Freedom of the Wolf by candelifera reviews
A/U Paul is sick of being the center of torment for the pack and when his opportunity comes to escape from La Push he takes it without hesitation, becoming the man he always dreamed he would become.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Paul
Life After by EllaRose00 reviews
Summary: Carlisle created her. She is as beautiful as she as dangerous. “I don’t care what, who or where you came from Bella,” Edward said as he walked closer to me. “I just know that I need you in my life… you belong to me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,048 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past Comes Back To Haunt You by crazylove95 reviews
Sequel to Hardships in Life!*. What brings E and B back together after 13 years apart? How will D and G respond to meeting their father and their moms old friends? How do they deal with what is about to unfold? Read Hardships in Life first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,741 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bada Bing, Bada Boom! by Clichesbullet reviews
I never really understood why people had such a hard time distinguishing the twins; Rebecca had a sweet and serene face, sorta like an angel. Rachel was the one with the permanent evil glare towards me.- Paul imprints on his worst nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Paul, Rachel
Second Chances by mollycullen reviews
Edward left Bella unaware he was leaving her broken and pregnant. After giving birth she's changed. 17 years later she meets Edward in highschool and is trying to convince herself she doesn't love him. She's turning her pain for him into hate. PLEASE read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Definitely Maybe by Swimming cutie xoxo reviews
Being alone is not something common when one is a sextuplet. Tara knows that she always has her family but that is put to the test after arriving in La Push. Embry finally finds his soul mate, but not without a challenge. Seeing in Multiples:s story one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,248 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Embry - Complete
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Veiled Thorns by hushedgreylily reviews
UNLIKELY TO BE COMPLETED. It meant he would hold her hand, help her survive. Be happy when she could, be content when she could, but when she couldn't, he would pull her through. Sequel to Roses Behind Mirrors. RxEm, AU, AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Rosalie, Emmett] Bella, Edward
Honestly by Swimming cutie xoxo reviews
I hate being told i need help, but it is a whole new thing when you are forced to get this help! But i am being forced, so something good should come out of this right? Well it doesn't, but i did meet Paul.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,643 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Paul - Complete
Tortured by crazylove95 reviews
Her whole life Bella has been put through torment. What happens to Bella to make her live with the Cullens. With haunting memories, and bratty girls how can Bella survive? How can bella and Edward be together when everything goes wrong? EXB eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,560 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When I Came Back by Amore di Crepuscolo reviews
Edward leaves Bella, she never jumps off the cliff, she never falls for Jacob and Victoria changes Bella. What could go bad when Abby aka Bella and new found friend Jade move back to Forks. Read and find out. sorry i suck at summarys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maybe life doesn't suck? by Swimming cutie xoxo reviews
Savannah knows what pain is, she knows how to deal with this pain. Though what happens when a member of the pack imprints on her, and none of the other members think it is a good idea? will he change her or the other way around?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Collin - Complete
Guardian Angel Alice by RozaBelikovXDimkaBelikov reviews
Alice has a vision of Edward being with a girl so she does everything in her power to make sure this vision comes true. So for about a decade, Alice finds herself being a guardian angel for this girl who will make her brother fall in love. Now full series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,118 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice
Masquerade by dream-a-lot reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Gifts In Life by candelifera reviews
Bella and Alice are best friends with big dreams. However that is lost when Bella goes against all rules of being a best friend; sleeping with the older brother. While Bella has lost everything she gains even more. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,995 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Old Scars Never Fade by Super Spazzaroid reviews
RE-WRITE! Just a sterotypical Edward-leaves-and Bella-get-changed stories, but it's written by ME! Read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Moonless Nights by sarahandkate reviews
I guess you could say we're you're average teenagers. Alice and I were so different yet one thing kept us the same. She could see the future and I could see ghosts. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,366 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out Of Control by Bible Chick reviews
I hate Paul. I mean, he knocked out my best friend. So why does he keep giving me those really intense looks? PaulxOC."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Paul
Baby, Baby by skellington13 reviews
Abby, listen, please." "No! I mean, i always thought you guys might have been on steriods but i never realised you were on crack as well. Jesus!" Paul and Abby's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
To Live With Vampires by dreams of bubbles reviews
At age 5, Bella goes to Italy with her parents. One of the destinations: Volterra. Imagine Aro's surprise when his gift does not work on her. What does he do? Well, he adopts her. This is Bella's life in Volterra, growing up the human among vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Aro
Hardships in Life by crazylove95 reviews
Name; Bella Swan. Age; 17. Condition; Pregnant. Status; Heartbroken. See how Bella deals with her pregnancy and facing the man who wanted nothing to do with her. Watch as the the events unfold and change everyones lives. For good. 1st story. Sum. Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,871 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fire in Our Souls by Suicidal Flora Takashimi reviews
Sophmore Year. Things should cool down shouldnt ,then why are they heating up even more. "How many enemys will i have cause of my father." Good question.How much futher can it heat up. Warren/OC, Will/Layla
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Warren P.
Silence Silent by Tomorrow'sRose reviews
OC and may have a bit of WarrenOC. Silent's parent were villians who were killed by Will's parents infront of her, now shes blind and people think shes mute.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
Found by dreams of bubbles reviews
Bella is Jasper's younger sister. After discovering the news of her missing brother, she runs to the forest where she is found by a vampire and changed. Now, years later, she is in Forks, and she finds the person she thought she had lost forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Truth Conquers All by blondeshavemorefun reviews
Isabella and her daughter Elle were killed in 2003. Yet sometimes there is more to the story than what's skimmed by the press... Now Bella is trying to juggle having a daughter to take care of and work and it doesn't help having player Edward as your boss
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,273 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wake up call by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella is recovering from Cancer and has just moved to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Edward is a bad ass. They meet during community service. She's a people person and He's not. Can she change him? My first fanfic. OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,760 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choices by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Tess is forced to move to her old town, La Push, unaware that her childhood bully, Jacob Black will be living right across from her house. To make things more complicated, Jacob has imprinted on her and can't seem to stay away. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Finding Happiness by candelifera reviews
Amber Jackson has had anything but an easy life. 21 and a single mother to a five year old boy she's learnt to tough it out and travel over America, searching for the right place. But when she comes to La Push will she find happiness and peace? EmbryXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,685 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Embry - Complete
Thursday's Child by Sourcherry01 reviews
AU Post Eclipse. She spent her life in the shadows and she was ok with that. Life is easier when you don't get involved. Now everything she knows has been shaken up like a snow globe. How long can you keep to the edges without falling off? SethOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Seth
Fornever, not forever by deadlybeautiful reviews
Because life isn't a fairy tale, even when it is. An imprint tragedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
There's Nothing Funny About Imprinting by Bible Chick reviews
You know what my motto use to be go with the flow eat well and laugh, and then I imprinted and there's nothing funny about imprinting. EmbryXOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,138 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Embry
Wolfie, No Seriously That's My Name by Bible Chick reviews
So My Names, Wolfie because I'm pretty sure my parents were on crack when they had me. They say they named me Wolfie for a different reason but I perfer the crack story. And to top it off I just imprinted on a girl who won't date anyone and I mean anyone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
The Shadow and The Womanizer by BritCat - Twilight Sassenach reviews
Bella has been hurt and is hiding a secret. Edward and his vampire family have theirs of course. Canon Pairings. Differences: Vampires don't sparkle, they live in California, Bella doesn't smell irresistible to Edward, and she actually has talent. M: dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,359 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
Mute by Keira Sawyer reviews
Bella can't speak. What's wrong with her? Edward can't read her mind, as per usual. What happens when they touch? ExB TBC/HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Roses Behind Mirrors by hushedgreylily reviews
"You're gonna be ok, I promise." He said, and it was probably a stupid thing to say, certainly a damn stupid promise to make, but he knew he had to say it. Because he knew, whatever it took, he would keep it. RxEm, AU, AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,958 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
You're the one I love to hate by deadlybeautiful reviews
Paul's imprint story. Paul/OC -started before BD-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,440 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Paul - Complete
The Protector by dreams of bubbles reviews
What if Bella was not the clumsy human when she moved to Forks? She is what is called the protector, the guardian of the mythical races. She moves to Forks hoping to escape notice, but no matter how hard she tries, things always have a way of finding her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,558 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5295 - Favs: 4,974 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Small Little Sad Treat by Amore di Crepuscolo reviews
Alice is 4 month old Bella's godmother. When Renee and Charlie get killed, will Alice take Bella in to a house full of Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella
Coming Home by wolf-grl2008 reviews
Jolene moves to Forks wanting nothing more than to exscape her past. When she meets Seth, and he opens the door to her screwed up past, will she let him in or push him away? M for mention of rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,301 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Seth - Complete
Can't Touch This by jam-ughb reviews
Bella Swan used to live a normal life in Pheonix. But when an experience leaves her traumatized, she hasn't spoken or touched anyone for over a year. When she moves to Forks and meets the beautiful Edward Cullen, can he and his family help her? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,184 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9732 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Took Your Time Loving Me by Bible Chick reviews
So I'm not going to say that I didn't have a crush on him cause I did, do I guess but I wasn't expecting for him to start noticing me I wasn't expecting my whole world to change I wasn't expecting him too fall in love too and I wasn't expecting True Love
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,647 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Homebound by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella is a quiet shy girl that everyone overlooks, that is until the cullens come to forks. Will everything change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,654 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Recognition by chataholic reviews
Isabelle is Aro's adopted sister created 100 years ago Edward lost his only love Bella 100 years ago.When the Volturi invite the Cullens to stay their worlds collide for the 2nd time in a century can their love story continue after after a century apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2008
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chances by skellington13 reviews
You're kidding, right?" "I'm not joking, Lily. The stories I told you are real. I've imprinted on you. I'm yours... whatever way you want me." "Damit, Jacob! I have real monsters in my life, I don't need mythical ones too!" Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 74,634 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Never Too Late by candelifera reviews
Sequel to Beauty In the Monster. It's been three years since Arwene left La Push, living in the safe household of the Cullens. What happens when the pack finally finds her? How will she handle bringing Paul back into her life, for the sake of her children
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,540 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Paul - Complete
For The End Of Time by iloveedward416 reviews
This is a Quil and Claire story! It's about when Claire's fifteen. Hope you enjoy it! Please, no flames! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,184 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Beauty In The Monster by candelifera reviews
Arwene, an Australian girl has recently moved to La Push after her mothers marriage to Billy Black. Faced with a new step brother and vampires how will Arwene fare with the most volatile of werewolves? Paul x OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,881 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8521 - Favs: 7,849 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Revenge, Blood Lust and Ruthless Love by WishMyBloodSang reviews
“James,” I gave him a pleading look. “I want her dead.” He smiled at me, knowing that he would grant me anything. My red hair billowed around me as we started our hunt. Sequel to Mary Alice. Rated T for safety. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Mary Alice by WishMyBloodSang reviews
She has always had what has been called a 'devil's curse' laid upon her. Her name is Mary Alice Brandon, she is 17 years old in present day Fork's Washington, she is friends with Bella Swan, but then the Cullen's move in and her abusive father flips. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,723 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Arelis Manning Oliver by bluefire-redwater reviews
She is fifteen and elemental.What else can happen?How bout having a pryokinetic 'brother' falling for your best friend,getting into fights with ur ex,killing a murderer and trying to break your parents out of solitary and prove them innocent.not mary sue
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006
Another Day, Another Park by Appy4la reviews
Sequel to Amusement Parks with the Cullens. The Cullens and Bella are back, now with some new twists! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
The Fifth Marauder by WritersPassion25 reviews
You've heard the story of the Hogwart's Marauders, Moony Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs... Or have you? What if there was but one more Marauder? One that was never spoken of, but was not forgotten, just simply remained behind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Too bad you're gone! reviews
Two months after her boyfriends death, she moves to the little town La Push. She meets Embry and the pack, but she is too broken, and lost in herself, she barely notices anyone. Will Embry heal her? Embry imprint story. EmbryX OC Kelly. HIYATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Embry
A Marauders tale Part One reviews
Amy Marielle Morgue. Abused and abandoned at the age of eleven, with a baby brother to take care of. How will in be when she gets accepted to Hogwarts, and meets the famous marauders? This is her story. Rating may change. HIYATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - OC, Sirius B.