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Joined 12-25-08, id: 1780880, Profile Updated: 06-17-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

June 17th, 2013

So, for all zero of you reading this right now, I'm sorry, I fail at life. IB, then graduation, then college, then my nonexistent life got in the way. But alas, I have decided to really work on this now. My cousin is writing her own fan fiction, so I was like, yo, I should probably get on that. I know, I suck. a lot. I'm sorry. Hopefully, I can get up chapter 5 of Awkward in the next couple of days! Plus, my cousin and I are thinking of re-writing Not Just Another Toy, cuz we realized it had a LOT of potential. And hopefully we are better writers, 4 and a half years later...lol. So ya, don't give up on me!!!

peace out betches

(I'm changing my username back to Rather Preferred haha)

December 19th, 2012


WAH! I'm so sorry I haven't update Awkward in forever! I just had stuff to do, and honestly, I kept forgetting. BUT, I just started writing chapter 5! I know where that chapter is going, and I should have it up soon! I just finished my first semester of college, so I have almost a whole month off to work on this. I really don't know how long this story is going to be. I don't think I have the patience to write anything super long, but I have introduced certain factors in this new chapter that may further lengthen the story. The over-arching idea is simple: get Sasuke and Sakura together. What makes this complicated though is host how to go about doing that. This chapter will show the plan actually being carried out rather than just sort of talked about, like in the previous chapters. Just letting y'all know though, I'm not going to let this get too complex and annoying in terms of emotions and drama. This is mainly supposed to be humor anyways. So yeah... ugh, I honestly like reading fan fiction much better than writing it, but alas, here I am.

peace out betches (Can I make that my new user name? I think I'll do that lol)

September 11th, 2012

Ok so sorry about not writing for Awkward since April...multiple reasons I guess..and just plain forgetting :/ but I'll hopefully try to get back to it soon! Ok can't believe this...but my Judd Nelson obsession is over...like since the beginning of summer..pretty crazy. I'm re-in love with Uncle Jesse from Full House though! OMG. like WOW. Ohhhh and I started reading Teen Titans fan fiction!!! I've ALWAYS been a RobinXStarfire fan! I haven't really watched the show much since it got canceled back when I was 11 (I was so depressed)...but seriously, the same year that ended, I got into Naruto and discovered fan fiction the next year. So I never actually read Teen Titans fan fiction before now, and I'm LOVING it! It's so satisfying! Not to say I wasn't SUPER CRAZY EXCITED about the rob-star kiss in Trouble in Tokyo, but there really needed to be more than that. Ugh, and now they're making a chibi comedy version of Teen Titans for next year. THAT'S SO STUPID. They should just continue it the way it was. It was SUCH a great show. Anyways, y'all don't care about this crap, I'm sure. Oh btw I started college!

anywayz peace out betches

April 22nd, 2012

Well HAY! Yeah, sorry it's been so long since I've updates Awkward, but hopefully I'll have the 4th chapter out TODAY!!! yayyyyy. Unfortunately idk when I'll update again, considering I have IB exams coming up and all, but be hopeful :D Still love Judd Neslon btw. I REALLY want The Breakfast Club blu-ray! :D

So ya... BYEZ

March 5th, 2012

First of all, sorry I haven't been able to get to Awkward recently...I've been busy trying to not be sucked into the deep abyss which is seniorits (yeah, I'm definitely long gone...why am I doing the IB again?)...but I do have a new "muse," if you will, (okay, I probably used that word wrong, but whateva). I don't think I'm that into Tommy/Kimi stuff right now, or even SasuSaku...

...and my new, weird-ass obsession? Judd Nelson. It started with watching an spoof episode of "Victorious"...which led to watching "The Breakfast Club"(4 times in a week and a half)...which led to watching "St. Elmo's Fire"...which led to watching a recent movie of his out of curiosity...a Hallmark channel movie...in which he played Santa Claus...very sad (he's 52!!!)...and then I watched his movie "Making the Grade"...which did not help prevent this completely messed up new-found infatuation...so now, of course, I'm reading Breakfast Club fanfiction...and it is AWESOME. John and Claire, of course. Seriously, try it out...of course I haven't given up on my interest in sasusaku (that comes and goes...it's been doing that for the past 6 years now), but this whole Judd Nelson/John Bender/Eddie Keaton thing freakin weird...cuz he OBVIOUSLY doesn't look like that anymore. Doesn't mean he isn't still cool...I just don't know...I'm not exactly BFFs with him, you know?

Anyways, I recommend watching "The Breakfast Club" (1985) and reading John/Claire fanfiction...to keep you occupied while you wait for Awkward...do I think people are reading this? no. Do I care? obviously not.

But seriously dude, Judd Nelson is a freakin bad-ass.

Aight, Ima bounce. "PEACE OUT SUCKAAA!!!"-Chad Dylan Cooper

December 21st, 2011

HAYYYYYY!!! Haha, So I added another chapter to Awkward, and it is officially incomplete, meaning I want to continue it...the only issue is, I don't know how. I need help! So, if anyone has ideas, PM me or review!!! Thanks, that would be super helpful! Oh, and I still mean it when I say people should write more Tommy Pickles/ Kimi Finster stories!!! Love itttttt Awkward! I'm thinking of just making it the development of Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Like, they could have this love-hate thing going on, and then people start to think they like each other, and then try to get them to admit it...and then they're all confused about their feelings, and then they end up together...so typical, but I'll make it awesome. I'm considering making it like a TV show. Like the first chapter is episode 1, etc. And something awkward happens at the end of each episode. YEAH? I LIKE ITTTT. But of course, no one will read this, so I'll cut and paste it to the end of chapter 2. It'll be fun!!! As long as I can come up with stuff. Ok, now I'm rambling again. PEACEEEE

October 7th, 2011

Well HAY! So I just rediscovered my love for Tommy Pickles/ Kimi Finster from All Grown Up! They are tooo cute! I haven't seen this show in about 8 years, but I was feeling nostalgic and watched a few episodes. I never finished the show, so I didn't realize that they actually had an episode featuring the Tommy/Kimi relationship! It's called TP KF. I was super excited! Unfortunately this was one of the last episodes, and they haven't produced a new one since 2006. It's SO UNSATISFYING! I wanted their relationship to bloom! lol. It would be nice though if they had another version of All Grown Up except when they're in like mid- high school because they're like 11/12 in All Grown Up...and I'm a senior in high school now...so it's weird...BUT I did discover TP/KF fanfiction! I wish there was more though, so for all of you All Grown Up fans out there, write some more!! (LOL as if people are actually taking their precious time out to read this...but hey, if you're on fanfiction...then clearly you have time to waste...or you don't have time to waste and you're wasting it anyways..like me [IB dudes...it sucks]).

On another note, if anyone has any ideas about me continuing Awkward, my sasusaku story, let me know! I attempted to write another chapter, but it was a bunch of bull...so HELP!

So yeah I guess this means I'm reading sasusaku and Tommy/Kimi fics now.. LAWLZ I'm so weird.

TP KF FOR THE WIN!!! :D

June 30th, 2010

Hey everyone! So I used to share this account with my cousin, who's personal account is Raining Parade, but I'm not sure how much she uses it, but I took over this account. Anyways, the AMAZING story we started writing together about a year and half ago, Not Just Another Toy, well I took it down for personal reasons...BUT there's this story I wrote by myself, a one-shot, a couple of years ago. It's called Awkward. I just put it up! I hope you like it! It's SasuSaku too. And if you really wanted to know what was going to happen, just scroll down to May 15th, 2009. I basically summarized the rest of it. I'm really sorry once again. Anyways look at the post right before this one to see what kind of stuff I like including fanfiction. I have a specific criteria..yeah i'm a loser, but whatever. The criteria is for Sasusaku cuz that's all I really read now. I'm not into the whole Draco stuff right now.

oh yeahhh and in case u were wondering, which u probably weren't, I'm going to be a junior in High School this fall!!! yeah so it's summer right now :)

Pairings in Naruto I like: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno...but I only actually read sasusaku

Criteria: Sasusaku-they can only be paired with eachother; I DON'T LIKE SAKURA IN PART ONE; I HATE it when Sasuke is OOC; I HATE it when Sakura is all girly, giggly, annoying, and WEAK; I HATE angst stories; I HATE unhappy endings; I HATE cheesy stuff; I HATE slash; I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE really bad grammar.

I know I sound horrible, lol.

IF YOU HAVE OR KNOW OF A STORY THAT FOLLOWS THIS CRITERA, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! :D IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND GOOD STORIES.

January 10th, 2010

Cherry Chocolate: Hey guys! so I've decided to just kind of take over this profile and use it just for favoriting stuff. so ya like i sed before, i took down the other story for personal reasons. i don't really want to put certain things up on the internet...sorry, but I just realized I do have this other naruto story I wrote a couple of years back, so I think I'll put that up. :D So yup. So if u wanted to find out what happened in the other story I took down, just read the bold below. So here's the update on me:

I'm currently a sophomore in high school, and I like Friends, Partying, Dancing and Singing (for fun, i'm not like actually really good or anything), Acting, and stuff...

Pairings I Like to Read: Naruto-SasuSaku, Harry Potter-DracoAstoria, DracoPansy

Fanfictions I hate: SLASH; CHEESY STUFF, OOCness of ANYONE, stories that make the girl seem WEAK (IT'S SO ANNOYING). I only like the shippuuden version of sakura, unless the story is AU, but i still hate if she's portrayed as weak, girly, annoying, sasuke obsessed etc.. I HATE if sasuke and sakura are paired with other people and the same with naruto and hinata. BAD GRAMMAR. hateithateithateit. (I mean if English is not your first language please get a GOOD beta reader or whatever.

Current Obsession:Tom Felton...ya basically. For those unfortunate people who don't know who he is, he plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies.

So based on the info I just gave you guys, if you have any suggestions as to what I should read, that would be great! just PM me!

May 15, 2009

READ THIS: SORRY GUYS. WE'VE DECIDED NOT TO CONTINUE NOT JUST ANOTHER TOY. I DID THIS FOR PERSONAL REASONS. SORRY TO DISSAPOINT YOU. YA U GUYS ARE PROBABLY LIKE FML. PLEASE GUYS DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT UP ANYMORE. I MEAN IF YOU REALLY WANT TO USE THESE IDEAS, THEN AT LEAST GIVE US CREDIT.

if you really wanted to know WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THE STORY, basically sasuke and sakura keep on keepin' on with all sorts of obstacles, dances, getting locked in places, parties. yeah. so then at the end of the semester everyone thinks their together and stuff, but then you know, sakura's still a "player" and stuff right. so she doesn't really consider herself as sasuke's "girlfriend." so then she starts flirting around with itachi and crap, and sasuke's all jealous. so basically itachi and sakura are "friends with benefits." so then itachi one night takes sakura up to his room and tries to like rape her, but then sasuke comes in and "saves the day". it's like really cutesy wootsy and stuff, but sasuke dusn't lose his cool or anything. :D. so ya then there's a cute scene by the fountain under the moonlight where sasuke and sakura lean in to kiss, but then they both fall into the fountain. ahahahahahaha. and then they're all together and crap...and so are the other couples... yep that's bout it. it's supposed to be clean. as in no lemons and crap. NO STEALING WITHOUT CREDIT.

Forever and Always,

Cherry Chapstick

o wait no. my name's supposed to be Cherry Chocolate. FAIL. ya, got a new phone. LG Dare, dudes.

Peace. Love. Jonas.

Hey! We're Rather Preferred, a.k.a two very creative cousins - Raining Parade and Cherry Chocolate. :) We're currently freshmen. Since we don't live near each other, this is one of our side projects we'll probably tend to when we meet.

Cherry Chocolate is laughable, fun, devoted, lively, and, as she says herself, "just a person."

Raining Parade, also known as Rain, is thoughtful, a bookworm, eloquent, and a total textaholic. Click here for her individual profile on fanfiction.net. :)

Cherry Chocolate LIKES: Naruto, music, friends, parties, Sasuke Uchiha, Howl (from Howl's Moving Castle), Family Matters, Everybody Loves Raymond, Disney Channel, SasuSaku, NaruHina, Joe Jonas, Christian Bale, The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, BATMAN... The Joker, Pirates of the Caribbean, Prince Caspian, Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp (haha), The Clique Movie ("It was too pathetic; It was hilarious"), languages, thinking spiritually, glitter eyeliner, Jonas Brothers, Ironman, and anything and anyone FUN!
Cherry Chocolate DISLIKES: Iruka, Sai, Miley Cyrus, jerks, PEOPLE WITH CRAPPY GRAMMAR, ignorance, making decisions, MY PHONE, Hayden Christensen's Acting, etc.

Raining Parade LIKES: Chocolate, music!! (Something Corporate, Green Day, The Veronicas, Nirvana, etc.), texting, partying, going downtown, Naruto, Batman, Christian Bale, The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, BATMAN... The Lord of the Rings, chillin' with friends, Pirates of the Caribbean, VAMPIRE KNIGHT!, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, The It Girl, Gossip Girl, The Luxe, The Clique, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pretear, Trinity Blood, Eureka 7, TEXTING...
Raining Parade DISLIKES: Stupid people, Disney Channel, Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, anyone involved in ANY "popular" Disney Show (The Suite Life, Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverley Place, etc.), explaining, having a reason for everything, one-word texts, the radio, bad quality music, charging electronics (cell phone iPod, duh), being dragged to places I don't wanna go, people who can't spell, over-spiced food, and dairy (I'm lactose intolerant).

x.X.Blog.X.x

January 1st, 2008
Currently Listening:
Lots of Britney Spears, Seventeen Forever - Metro Station
Currently Loving: Hayden Christensen, Batman... what else?

Happy New Year, everyone! Our first chapter has received a LOT of views; we're so happy!! Thanks for reading, everyone. We're being separated in two days (oh no!) but we're going to try and keep updating consistently. That's just about it... thanks again!!

So last night (New Years' Eve, too!) Cherry Chocolate's phone broke... for the third time. Guess what kind of phone it was. A CHERRY CHOCOLATE. (Wonder where she got her name...) The charger jack in the phone got all crumpled up somehow and now it's un-chargeable. In her words, "My phone got raped by my charger." Guess it's back to the cell phone store. AGAIN. Not only that, but it's not really a Cherry Chocolate. At first it was a Mint Chocolate, but that one broke, and the store didn't carry that color anymore so she got a red one, which is Cherry. Unfortunately, the battery in the Chocolate is attached to the back of the phone so the back of her new Cherry Chocolate was BRIGHT GREEN. So technically, it's a "CHINT". Cherry Mint!

Expect Chapter Two soon. :)

December 29th, 2008
Currently Listening:
Gives You Hell - All American Rejects, The Call - Regina Spektor, Little Wonders - Rob Thomas
Currently Loving: Prince Caspian, Ben Barnes, William Mosely, Skandar Keynes... etc.

We just posted our first chapter of our first story, "Not Just Another Toy". Awesome Story-READ IT. It's the whole Naruto- SasuSaku exclusive boarding school thing. It's great. :D

December 25th, 2008
Currently Loving: Christian Bale, The Dark Knight, Bruce Wayne, Batman, The Joker, Christopher Nolan... etc.

Happy Eid and Happy Holidays, everyone! We just got started with this new account and we've got a great idea for a story - Naruto meets boarding school! Kudos to Frozen Angel Wings for the idea. We'll start writing the story today and hopefully, we'll have the first chapter up ASAP. We don't know much about how this will turn out, other than the inclusion of some major SasuSaku.

By the way, we're huge grammar freaks. We just had an argument about that last sentence - "exception" versus "inclusion". English is our first language and all, but somehow we (or maybe just Rain) are totally paranoid. ;)

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Security by topsy-turvydom reviews
'She' is the daughter of one of the richest businessmen in Japan. Due to her father's fame and wealth, she is mostly a target for kidnapping threats. Of course, who else is best to protect her than a personal bodyguard. With 'him' being assigned for the job, chaos (or harmony?) ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,824 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Good Feelings by candysays reviews
In Memory of John Hughes. Neither knows if they'll have more than those stolen moments, but each feels those moments are worth more than, well, diamonds. Are they as hard to break? It just keeps going and going Hard T. Really hard.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,770 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Magnet by fast track reviews
Tommy and Kimi had also felt a pull, the sexual tension between them too strong to ignore. However, something continually keeps them apart. Will either of them ever get up enough nerve to make the move? Will they manage to put their group together again?
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kimi F., Tommy P.
The Artist by TiKanis reviews
A/U He was the artist and she was the model, his nude model. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan. M for nudity and mature scenes. SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Alone Tonight by AmericanEulogy reviews
After Ross finds out that Monica and Chandler have a secret thing going, he bans them from seeing each other and monitors them 24/7 to ensure it. Will he come around and let them be together? To be continued if you enjoy it. I'll rate it T since I'm not sure if I want to put smut in later chapters, I might.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Chandler B., Monica G., Ross G.
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
the fan club by seleneswan reviews
And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Unlocked by l0litapop reviews
When Vanessa Leoni returns to Mystic Falls after century and a half, she finds that her neighbors, the Salvatores, as well as some other figures from her past are still alive. As she re-establishes her life there, will her feelings for Damon return, despite his relationship with Elena? And what new danger awaits her in her hometown? Damon / OC, minor Stelena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Damon S.
Bittersweet by Vampellzy reviews
Monday fic Sunday onward BenderxClaire centric with others. Bender and Claire against the world. Twists and possibly a little drama but hey its fanfic what do you expect... please review
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,525 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Andrew C., Claire S., John B., Allison R.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Night Sky by Kara-Loves-Gaara reviews
Sakura Haruno is a slave who doesn't believe in love. Sasuke's prince that loves messing with people's heads. Will Sasuke's game and Sakura's confusion turn into something more, or will the world around them break Sakura beyond repair? If you don't like lemon skip the first chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,536 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Irony of One Sided Obsessions by bananafrappe reviews
"You really shouldn't be so mean to him, though. He just wants his family back; you can't really blame him for that. We would all be a little coarse if it meant getting back what we have lost," Naruto reasoned, sliding his hands into the pockets of his pajama pants, and I lowered my eyes. I didn't like feeling sorry for Sasuke… it would make living with him that much harder.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,221 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rocket Queen by a warrior queen reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Girls' Night with the Titans Network by KevlarMasquerade reviews
Bee is tired of being the only girl in the Tower and she kicks the boys out to have have some good, old fashioned quality time with her girlfriends. Kid Flash's interest in what they are saying will be Robin's downfall. Canon pairings. Crackfic
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Sasuke and Gangnam Style by SunnyBurst30 reviews
Have you ever though about how Sasuke would react to Gangnam Style? Well now that he has actually heard it he can say that he hates it! But what will happen when he finds out Sakura loves the song and dance moves? Oh what Gangnam Style can do to people. One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Labor Days by FlareonGirl1 reviews
Road to Ninja Universe. "I AM NEVER HAVING SEX WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!" Ah, the wonders of child birth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Soap by KevlarMasquerade reviews
Robin's soap is gone. Let's find out who the culprit is. "Um, Star, I have a quick question." "Mhm?" she asked sleepily. "Did you use my soap in the shower?" He already knew the answer, and he let a smile twitch at his lips. RobStar Drabble
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
What To Expect Out Of Life by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
AU. Sasuke absolutely did not, in any way, shape, or form, want, need, or desire a wife. But within the year, he would have one. Until then, she's taking over his kitchen. SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jealousy by narutoluv323 reviews
This can't be happening right? I mean it just can't be humanly possible for me sasuke uchiha the sasuke uchiha to jealous of any one let alone my own baby son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prince Of Jerks And Me by TheBrokenReflection reviews
"Uchiha If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink" I snapped at the annoyingly alluring guy standing in front of me. "Haruno, If you were my wife, I'd drink it" He replied back smoothly, smirking. -Full summary inside-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,591 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Starfire takes revenge by Emily Snow21 reviews
Exactly what the title says; Starfire takes revenge... on her friends. Wait... what? Let's just say there are many advantages of being seen as the naive alien from Tamaran. Rob/Star, hint of BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
officer officer tell me the truth by songs reviews
AU. Sakura gets pulled over by Officer Uchiha Sasuke; — sasuke ო sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
how the cat caught the bat by thefireplanet reviews
He feels naked without the seven layers of Kevlar, without the heavy cowl, without the cape. Instead he's standing in the middle of the Museum of Prehistoric Anthropology at midnight in a shirt and slacks, watching his girlfriend break into the Mongolian exhibit to steal a bronze horse. /Because we all know Selina wears the pants in this relationship./
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Ever After by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Off Alone by I Am Number 6 reviews
Captain America is placed on a mission with the one Avenger he's nervous around, The Black Widow, to stop yet another rising super villian. But when his emotions get in the way he might not be the only one to pay the price.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Some things you never grow out of by Knightales reviews
Tommy returns home to reconnect with his friends after 6 years.But someone is unconvinced,what are the real reasons he is home? Kimi struggles with her feelings and uncovering the truth...
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,509 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kimi F., Tommy P. - Complete
Strawberries by Haleylovesyou39 reviews
Starfire has an interesting question for Robin... R&R please!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
In the Deep End by Haleylovesyou39 reviews
Robin teaches Starfire to swim during their vacation... but things soon heat up between the two Titans. Can Robin let his guard down? Or will he tear himself away from Starfire? R&R please!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Muffins and Justin Bieber by soybean prophecy reviews
"WELL. YOU STILL MAKE MY GAYDAR BEEP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. I swear, girls only like emo, pasty, brooding, arrogant gay jerks. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?" Naruto's outlook on life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Last Friday Night by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Sasuke isn't too sure what the hell happened last night, but judging from the naked Sakura in his bed, it was pretty damn crazy. "Okay, explain one more time about getting dead drunk and running half-naked through the park?" SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Communal by Kryalla Orchid reviews
"In the past when either of us have a problem we needed to talk about, we ended up doing the sleeping together." Why is it so different now? Even though years passed, Robin and Starfire are still Clueless. Part of the Clueless universe. Post-Tokyo. RobxStar. Oneshot only.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Starfire, Robin] - Complete
I Don't Even Know His Name by Runaway Wordette reviews
He slammed his hand on my counter and snapped, "I don't care, resident smart ass, if you are annoying and rude but I want food and I intend to get food."My jaw dropped and my brain couldn't comprehend what he just said. Aw hell to the naw. So, I did what any normal person would have done. I clocked Mr. Sexy over the head with the frying pan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Late at Night by CardiffDoll reviews
Steve can't sleep. Natasha breaks some personal rules to help. Not what you'd think!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
I Will Survive by BananaphoneBob reviews
Because, in this moment, Sasuke knew why alcohol and Sakura should never mix. Ever. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senior Year: Of Notes and Texts and Love by MoodyCollegeStudent reviews
It's the girls' senior year, and hell if they're letting anyone get in the way. AU High school. SS NH NT SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How to Date a Med Student by zagoorian athena reviews
In which Sasuke learns that dating Sakura isn't all rainbows and butterflies because his girlfriend is studying to become a doctor in the future. /SasuSaku. AU. Drabble series./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Week by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
'The party lasted for an entire week, and honestly, I don't remember most of it.' When Flynn Rider celebrates, he celebrates hard.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
New Beginning by Kate Uchiha reviews
I'm not her, I don't know any Sasuke nor Naruto. I'm not a doctor, I'm not a ninja! I'm trapped in this bedroom... He's staring at me. He scares me. Can't someone help me?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Panties by dino girl reviews
I reached for Sasuke's arm and pushed up the sleeve. I wrote my number on the inside of his forearm in big black letters. He already knew my name and was unlikely to forget it. No big deal or anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Merry Christmas But I Think I'll Miss this One by Kurisutiina-chan reviews
"Merry Christmas girls, but I think I'll miss this one this year," Haruno Sakura tells her friends at the bar. Too bad things never go as planned, especially when one Uchiha Sasuke is involved. Though maybe that's for the best. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Routine by Lady Spezz reviews
Perhaps it was that they fell into some sort of routine. A routine where they got up in the morning, got the family ready, got themselves ready, left for their respective jobs, and came home to eat dinner and fall into bed with exhaustion. Strong T. CxJ.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Claire S., John B.
Falling In Love With a Heartbreaker was Stupid by WatashiNoTenshi07 reviews
Sakura Haruno, forced to do a movie with her past almost-lover, Uchiha Sasuke, reminisces her high school memories with her bestfriend and manager, Ino Yamanaka, to convince her to cancel the upcoming project. Will it end good? *REVISED SUMMARY!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,937 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bases by Kryalla Orchid reviews
It's kind of hard when the Boy Wonder's Tamaranian girlfriend has a different set of bases than he does. Teenage awkwardness abounds. Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
House of Dolls by Naidi reviews
'One, because I'm not the weakling that needs constant protection any longer,' she mentally added, 'and two, because dancing in a bar in a harem outfit is one of the top five things I never want anyone to see me doing. Especially Sasuke.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ninyou no Iwaku by Yukiume reviews
A Mermaid's Tale: Sakura, youngest of the three mermaid princesses of the Elysian Sea will have her life turned a complete three-sixty when fate takes her on the journey she never expected herself to embark on. SASUSAKU. !ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Omega by ToxiNeena reviews
Omega: The Greek word for 'the end'. Uzumaki Naruto attacks Hyuuga Hinata's father after mistaking him for a pedophile and Uchiha Sasuke curses the auto correct function on his iPhone after sending a text to Haruno Sakura. Their lives are officially over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Business and Pleasure by The Great Leap of the Fall reviews
The Titans all grown up all have jobs, except Starfire. Becoming Robin's secretary, Starfire lands her job. However the two faces problems when Robin says no mixing business with pleasure. How will the couple deal? Rated M for Smut, R&R. COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
About to Be Sprayed by Eve Royal reviews
In which Robin deals with squinty eyes, wet tee-shirts, and baseball. LBD 2/13
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Point of Cognizance by ToxiNeena reviews
Those idiots were wrong, as always. Uchiha Sasuke was not, repeat not, jealous of his own son for 'hogging' Sakura's attention. Honestly, the idea was so far fetched. Sasuke scoffed to himself. Jealous. Ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game of Love by SaskiaSama reviews
...Then, it hit him like a brick in the family jewels: he was married now. This woman was his wife, and he was in a new house with a new life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Settling Matters by Eve Royal reviews
It's 3:43 in the morning, the police will be arriving on the morrow to question them, but all Starfire is concerned about is whether Robin meant it. Post-Tokyo. LBD 1/13
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
The Baby Project by hellogoodbyee reviews
Sakura is partnered up with Sasuke for a class assignment to take care of fake baby for Health class, what will happen? Will sparks fly b/w the couples. SasuSaku, NaruHina, InoShika, NejiTen, & ... I don't own NARUTO : Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dancing On My Heartstrings by KelseyCat26 reviews
Sakura dreams to be a dancer and one man could help her achieve her dreams. With one catch, She has to be his personal slave in payment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,975 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Konoha Press by Lillypop414 reviews
When you're told your hotter than a halfcaf nonfat Venti affogato espresso cappuccino, you're stuck with a choice on whether you should fire your assistant or make out with her. Sasuke leaned back into his office chair, sighing. Decisions, decisions...SS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
An Arranged Disaster by carolinee458 reviews
AU.//Princess Sakura and Prince Sasuke are arranged to be married. And neither is happy about it.//"I never thought I'd be making a deal with the devil." "Welcome to Hell, Princess."//SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,935 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Would You Hold It Against Me? by ToAnyone21 reviews
"So if I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?" Geez, who knew a Uchiha could get that red? Hey Pig, time to pay up! In which Sakura holds it against Sasuke. One-shot most likey. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love is by Seynee reviews
Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Orange by Deploringly reviews
So word is Sakura tried to heighten her make-out skills by practicing on an orange, and Sasuke's keen on finding out if it worked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late Night Encounter by Nemarra reviews
Beastboy over hears a little something in the main room. Just what are Robin and Starfire doing in there! Rated for adult humour. slight RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Princess by TheSherlockianWhovianDirection reviews
Princess Sakura is celebrating her 18th birthday when the castle is attacked by the thought dead Orochimaru, who is bent on revenge. She is forced to flee and teams up with the famed bandit Sasuke Uchiha.Read the prologe for a better understanding.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,465 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Duckbutt hair by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
"You have duck-butt hair, Sasuke-kun." Twitch. "Is this your pathetic little attempt in order to try to get me to kiss you senselessly?" / SasuSaku Funny One-shot. Review XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing to Prove by IneffablyKT reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are back from a mission and Naruto wants to 'discuss' something with Sasuke. The subject? Sasuke's sexual orientation. Sasuke denies being gay, but Naruto wants some serious proof. What does he have to do to prove he's straight? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Triangulation by Star of Airdrie reviews
Robin observed over the years that as Starfire got older, her swimsuits became, well, smaller. He hoped that she was in some way trying to entice him. He knew that in order to find out, his best tactic would be to simply ask her about it directly...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Meddling by TotalTownie reviews
-EDITED- When Sakura sees Naruto and Hinata hitting it off, she decides to help them out. Combining match making with her fellow shinobi's skills, she's sure to hook them up...Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Chapped Lips by Porcelain Espresso reviews
ONESHOT. Naruto had a problem. A big problem. Luckily Hinata was there to fix it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Watch Me Shine by Amaterasu-hime reviews
"In the hopes of reaching the moon, men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet" Itachi quoted. "I wonder if you'll crush them beneath your feet little brother...or see them for what their worth" SXS Because someone has to believe in true love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
confessional by WhisperingLoudly reviews
When you have a feeling that cameras are following your every move, fret not! It's a reality show; your one chance at keeping sanity is the confessional room-DUH! "Today, I found out that Ino had sex with a random stranger from the club in my bed." AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bodyguard by Soul-Jazz reviews
AU. It was his job to protect her, he was her undercover bodyguard, but then he fell in love, and that's where it all went wrong. //"It's my job." Sasuke said, crossing his arms. "Is that the only reason?"// SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,891 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chthonic by Red Dawn's Blossom reviews
He climbed on top of her, straddling her waist, gripping her wrists tightly and bringing his face close to hers. “Care to repeat that?” SasuSaku; Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Barbie Is Stupid by KeepItLEGIT reviews
Name: Haruno Sakura Age: 16 Residence: Konoha Occupation: Trying to ignore the utter hotness of Uchiha Sasuke and get this stupid photo shoot over with before Pig catches them making out in the Janitor’s closet. Ah, the life of a Sharigan Model…SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
IdioSYNCrasies by MRBee reviews
Sakura's little experiments goes wrong and now Hinata can't stop shouting Dattebayo every other sentence. But Naruto seems to really like it. FLUFF One-shot. My entry for perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wedding Traditions by Vilwarin reviews
The Dúnedain are a people of many traditons, so of course something as important as a wedding must have its very own. Join the King from the North, his Elven bride and Southern guests and see their own interpretation of tradition. Warning: Here be humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Apples and Tomatoes by Woven Secret reviews
Sasusaku Oneshot. "You were two days late," he grunted. "Temari was in the village we were at so we decided to visit her," she replied then snatched the apple that her husband was glaring at. "But what does that have to do with an apple?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide by KeepItLEGIT reviews
Hi, I’m Naruto Uzumaki, Hokage-in-training! Those two crazy people trying to kill each other with plastic sporks are Sasuke and Sakura. They love each other. Just ignore the blood staining their clothes. It washes out and its their way of showing LOVE.SS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Lost Civilization by Tenshii 1001 reviews
Large calloused hands expertly wandered inside her shirt. He kissed her softly and whispered "You are mine. My beautiful slave" And at that moment I knew I lost far more than my freedom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All I Want For Summer by chlorampattycol reviews
It was official. Sasuke married the devil and she had him right into her claws. Admitting defeat, he swallowed little of what’s left of his pride, and then slowly opened his mouth, forming those three words that his wife was torturing him to say. ch.2 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,599 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Ten Things by mollycoddle reviews
Ten Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him...sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devil's Pact by Juniper11 reviews
Resist Uchiha Sasuke's body for six months. She could do that...couldn't she?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Try As They Might by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Every time...every freaking time. Every time something always comes in the way, even just a fraction of an inch before it can happen! Sasuke and Sakura wonder...why is it so hard to kiss your boy/girlfriend? -SasuSaku-oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blackmailing an Uchiha by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
It's a normal, quiet night. That is until Naruto finds something...interesting. With the help of Kakashi they have captured this in a picture...and now they have a plan. A certain Uchiha's life is about to get very complicated. -SasuSaku-ish-mostly humor-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Acts: 5 Thoughts to Calm a Female by kizumichan reviews
Sasuke and Sakura, alone, bored, nothing to do. Sakura was being quite violent and Sasuke was terrified. Full Summary inside. SASUSAKU-nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Lovely Maid by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura is Sasuke's new personal maid. She hates rich people, and even worse, Itachi likes her. Sasuke notice he's getting jealous seeing them together. Sakura is stuck between love, money,and her childhood crush, Naruto. Who will she choose out of 3 guys?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,160 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth behind the Insults by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Wow these two can argue...they're even worse than me and Teme in the past! Of course Teme's one of the two, but our used-to-be-mediator is the one he's bickering with! If only they realized what the other really means.... -SasuSaku-one-shot-Naruto's POV-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Unravel by cataclysmicreaction reviews
Sasuke was right. She DID inherit Kakashi’s tutelage methods, in other words, his laziness. The worst part about this situation was that she felt as if her distaste in pornography was actually ruining the current moment. A corroboration with LG55255525!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lovers to Never? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
[SEQUAL to Enemies to Couples?] Now that Sasuke and Sakura are officially couples, things don't go the way it should be. When heartbreaking events pass their way, will they keep holding on or give up? [SasuSaku] Au. Language. Also NaruHina ShikaIno NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
What is IT! by x0love-anime0x reviews
A half-naked, pissed Sasuke is chasing a half-naked, frightened Sakura. And yet, it's not lemon or lime. What gives? One-shot, humor, slight romance SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skin by Eve Royal reviews
Maybe they're both insane. After all, all this talk about skin has to be just hormones, right? Because it can't be normal to be so obsessed with the other person's shape. It just can't. R/S
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Robin's guide to Tamaranian affection by Kryalla Orchid reviews
Beast Boy 'borrows' something from Robin's room, and encounters something completely unexpected. And private. One-shot, stand alone.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/20/2008 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Only in a Towel by myoue reviews
A lot of strange things happen in an Uchiha Mansion... especially when one walks around in a birthday suit. Hope Sasuke's hormones are in place. SasuSaku Crackish Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Compromise by Verboten Byacolate reviews
And, amidst all of the arguing, popcorn, and Dr. Phil, there is love. I swear. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomatoes, Onigiri, or Me? by blissyblissliss reviews
[SasuSaku] In which Uchiha Sakura swears not to lose out to her husband's favourite food, and Uchiha Sasuke having to make a choice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Adventures of StarKitty by CidGregor reviews
The hilarious, romantic, and sometimes sexy misadventures of Starfire as she finds herself becoming a catgirl in a variety of amusing ways. Oneshot series, RobStar. [Episode 1: A Puuurrrfect Gift]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Starfire, Robin
The Greatest Story Never Told by IrvingZissman reviews
COMPLETED Angry that the fan fiction community doesn't take him seriously, Control Freak sets out to destroy the Titans to prove his worth as a super villain and to win Starfire's love. BBRae RobStar CFAnime
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by liferegrets reviews
That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The One With Twister by writerchic16 reviews
[Mondler] Chandler and Monica play a game of Twister. [Songfic to “Amazed” by Lonestar]
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
The One With Farmyard Animals by greenish orange reviews
[Complete] Chandler and Monica have a late night chat. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
Khaki Swing by ginchy-amanda reviews
My take on Chandler and Monica’s date–when they saw “The Swing Kings”.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005
At Least out Loud by Yamchas Big Pants reviews
Hercules fic Megara/Meg contemplates the days events and how Wonderboy has turned her world upside down! End of movie fic which contains spoilers. VERY fluffy!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Complete
Awkward reviews
What better way to cool down a hot day than making Sakura get Naruto and Sasuke ice cream! Sasuke begs to differ, but it's not ice cream he's getting...and Sai is more than willing to take advantage of this awkward situation. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.