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Joined 12-25-08, id: 1781203, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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House of the Horde by Raggdolly reviews
Bella endures the dark side of LA. After being abducted and taken into the Hollywood Hills, she learns that humans are not at the top of the food chain. Can she escape or will she fall victim to a treacherous vampire? OOC/Dark Themes/No rape. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,315 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7140 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8801 - Favs: 5,526 - Follows: 3,843 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,058 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
About a Geek by AndYouLoveHer reviews
When Awkward meets the Swan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LA Bella by MelMasen reviews
After devoting two years to writing her novel, Bella moves to Los Angeles to live with her best friends from NYU, Alice and Rosalie. Who does she meet on the plane ride there and why are there people screaming his name? AH, Canon Couples, Lemons later!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,470 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Park Bench Portrait by Neica reviews
Working for R.L.H Enterprises, Bella knows she's an outcast. An oddity. She's Isabella The Invisible. When an artist named E.A.C exhibits his work in the local gallery, Bella is rendered speechless when she notices her figure...repeated in every image.B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Edward was a bullied geek at the bottom of the school food chain...then along came Bella... Lemons, language, and laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,135 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
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All Over You reviews
One-Shot. RxEM AH AU OOC sort of. Lemons! What happens when a CEO and his receptionist feel sparks? Lots of lust, that's for sure; even more when it's between Rosalie and Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
In a Bed of Tulips reviews
One-Shot. Lemons. A/J OOC AH AU. Alice and Jasper are best friends. What happens when they have a picnic in a bed of tulips?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete