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by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella is a famous Hollywood comedian. One day at Jay Leno she meets her former high school crush Hollywood hearthrob Edward Cullen. Were the feelings mutual? Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,409 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
by completerandomness12 reviews
Charlie Swan is an international conman on the run from the FBI for the past 15 years. Edward Masen is an FBI agent with a score to settle against Charlie. When the FBI receives a tip, Edward uses unorthodox methods to track Charlie. He gets close to hotshot lawyer Bella Swan, Charlie's daughter and the last person to see Charlie face-to-face in the US in hopes of find his target.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,385 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion
by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4810 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 5,634 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,931 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 4877 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4172 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012
The Heiress of Lord Henry More
by Nofrure reviews
Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 166,486 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
City of Shadows
by beautilation reviews
CoB AU: Jocelyn Morgenstern gave birth to a second child, her daughter, before she betrayed Valentine and The Circle, and when she fled the Shadow World she also left both children behind in fear of what her husband's experiments had done to them. Now, sixteen years later, Valentine sends his daughter to New York City to retrieve the Mortal Cup from her mother.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 171,608 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 889 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Marley was a gift to me that not everyone gets. She was my life, my everything. But a letter changed things the day it came. And now it seems that Marley may not have been theirs to give, nor mine to receive..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,843 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by ahealthyaddiction reviews
Bella Swan is smart and capable, beautiful and determined: the picture of success. The truth? It's only her mask that's flawless, and she's desperate to stay hidden. He threatens her resolve; he might help save her. Can she let him? AU, all human, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 131,951 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward