Author has written 39 stories for Harry Potter.
My newest project (because I can't for the life of me actually finish one) is a series of one-shots calledhttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/5710634/1/Les_histoires_de_vit_hors
Lately I have been having a lot of people asking me to continue my one-shot "More Than She Could Have Ever Asked. I'm considering it, but I want to know where you y'all want the story to lead? Maybe to Severus getting back out into the world, and being flooded with popularity? Maybe Him and Luna developing a friendship? Maybe more? Please do tell. I could go pretty much anyway. This will be mostly for my readers and I really want to do whatever the majority thinks would be best.
I'm SlthngNbltyWrtnINnk. I came up with name while writing the prologue to my story Philosophies, Perfection, and Nobility(WIP). Slithering Nobility Written In Ink. Please, though, call me Z. I'm 18 years old, but began writing at the age of 12. I was terrible at that age. It makes me laugh to look back and remember all of my unfinished and poorly written projects.
I write stories and poetry, I draw, I'm gamer, I'm a chick, I'm taken (And happy!), I currently can look to my right and see a pile of books. I would let somebody burn my writing and drawing before I'd let them try to hurt my precious books. I'm the old lady in Fahrenheit 451 who stayed with her precious books while the firemen burned them inside her home. I'd rather die then give up my books. They are damaged, bent, ripped, but intact, and not dead, they are readable and old, misplaced and beautiful. I have a goal to live in a small home, but to have one room for books. A whole room, my own personal library. My books are often lost and misplaced because I have no place to keep them. I don't own a book shelf, so they stay on my dresser and computer desk even after being read. I read and reread. Yes, I love them.
The Best HP Couples Ever!!
Draco/Hermione - Come on! Who doesn't love a good forbidden romance. I've always seen them as such an intense and passionate pair.
Draco/Ginny - Romeo and Juliet without the suicide!
Snape/Lily - Would destroy the story of Harry Potter all together, but a school erea love never hurt anybody. I believe that this pair is sweet and tender.
Snape/Hermione - But only if Hermione goes back in time, otherwise I'm pretty 'eh about it.
Sirius/Remus - I don't really enjoy reading slash, but this is a happily accepted exception! Plus they are both types of dogs. Hello! Attraction! Instinct! Duh!
Ron/Pansy - I've only read one of these and it was a one-shot, but I loved it. I didn't know that Ron and Pansy could ever be justified until that story.
Draco/Pansy - Although I do find Pansy to be a huge annoyance in Draco's life, I also believe her to be a strong woman. What better for a strong man than a equally strong woman?
George/Hermione - Or Fred, but I just prefer George. In my mind, he is the sweeter and quieter of the two brothers.
Have any ideas for a one-shot? Please do tell. I would love to try it out!!
I'm the straight girl who isn't completely sure.
I'm the straight girl who has the most amazing friend in the world. He's gay.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents she could love a male or female.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (part)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (part)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT online, so I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD STHAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm BI so I MUST think it's perfectly okay to date MORE THAN ONE person of different genders.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST go to church.
I TAKE MEDICATION so I must be seriously SICK in the head.
I stole this from Corinne Marie . . . but I used my own answers.
Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?
No, but I would. It would definitely be interesting.
2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Totally. In my head at least (considering how I hate going by the movies), he's friggin' sexy!
3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
That would be one hell of a demon child!! Scary thought!! I wonder if it would be Rodolphus's of Voldemort's.
4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?
I have only read, like, one fic about him! I should read more!
5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
I actually think I have read a fic were they were a couple!
6)4/8 or 4/9
4/8 for sure. Colin is WAY too young for Sirius!
7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?
I think that Minerva would be seriously confused and would probably try to act like she didn't know.
8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?
I highly doubt it, but I guess anything is possible. O_o
9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.
"Because This is All I Could Really Give You."
10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to suduce 1?
That would be a little odd for me so I honestly don't have a clue. I do specialize in dreaming about some seriously deranged couples though.
11)Do your read 7 het? How about 9 slash?
I have read a couple of Minerva het, but I have never read a Colin slash.
12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose?
"Jizz In My Pants" That could be very very funny! I should do that!
13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Serverus/Remus/Bellatrix! That would be going on Adultfanfction and would have a submissive and sexual torture warning!
14)What pick up line might 1 use on 7?
"You know, for an older woman, you sure do have some nice curves going on." or "Older woman are my favorite kind of woman." or "I think I need a private Transfiguration lesson with you in your office." Hahaha!
But wait! There's more!
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Oh my God! (I'm either thinking, "Take me now!" or "I'm not Dumbledore! Don't try and kill me! You'll fail!" )
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
You're a little old for me, darling, but if you were my age, I would probably say yes.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Hey, get in, we can save water!
Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Man! Why does Colin always get the good guys! And he's so young! How unfair!
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Will it keep away the Snargles? whispers They scare me!
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Please stay asleep! Please stay asleep! Please!
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cool! Are you my great grandmother or something? Wait what?! I'm sorry! I meant to say Mum! Are you my mum?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Let me guess, George made you try out one of his joke shop items right?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I'm sure he didn't mean it! His friends are my friends!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
He would never! He is secretly in love with me!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
Hide like a pansy! Haha! Pansy!
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Hopefully he will heal me! Or he'll just role his eyes and walk away from me.
It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
I hope it's a good book!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
He whoops in and saves the day! I'm sure he can't resist a damsel in distress!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
Probably join me.
You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
I'm sure that Bellatrix is utterly disgusted, but I don't care! I love George!
You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
Probably tell me that I have plenty of time to find the right one, but that I need to concentrate on improving my skills.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
I honestly have no clue. I don't think he would care much.
You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
By taking a bunch of pictures of me and telling people to support me?!
You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
Laugh with me! It was probably him that made me laugh so hard in the first place!
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's devilishly handsome and tries to be a hard ass. He's intelligent. Not even his Pansiness could stop me from lusting after Draco Malfoy!
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
I would probably be sickened because Colin gets all of the good guys! He's marrying Sirius and Severus is in love with him! WHY!! OH WHY HIM!!
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
They will love him!
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Well considering how they are getting married! Colin is starting to piss me off. Haha
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
I don't think that would happen. The differences between them might make it funny though!
Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Bellatrix is a girl . . . I think.
You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Minerva must think I look really stupid!
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Well maybe if he could get his head out of his own ass for one minute then he would!
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