Evan Divine
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Joined 12-26-08, id: 1781583, Profile Updated: 01-06-09
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

first of all, this thing is really confusing to me, so i'll just give you myself in a nutshell and move on.

hello there. im an aspiring writer, partly writing fan fictions, partly writing my own stuff. one of my friends bugged me into getting onto fan-fiction.net, so i decided to give it a try. i mostly write Max Ride fan fictions, but ive been known to write an FMA story or two. im weirder than normal, but dont talk much to show it. im a listener, not really a talker. so, i'll conclude with that XP wanna find out more? then talk to me, as a few questions, and i may open up a little

Names: Drew would probably be the best one to go with

DeviantArt: i have two accounts on dA. one is called Spartanbait, which i use mostly for my own original stuff. the other is Methelas-the-Cold, which has my fan-fiction stuff, for the most part

Anime's I enjoy: Hellsing, Naruto (somewhat), FMA, Soul Eater

Stories I've written fan fiction to: Maximum Ride, FMA (i need to do more...)

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I'm With You by ShadowDragon-24 reviews
Scout needs some time to herself, so she takes a stroll out around the base. However, she soon finds herself joined by the mysterious Spy and he's taking it upon himself to get... close. FemScoutxSpy
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Affections Of The Dragon & Tiger by Glorious Burden reviews
Some time after Taiga came back, and in one night, one couple in-love can at last show their feelings for good. RyuujixTaiga lemon! R&R! No flames pls! I hope its any good.
Toradora! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Exposure by Zing-baby reviews
M!Commander Shepard and Tali'Zorah have gone through everything together that two people *can* endure together. There is one experience left that they are desperate to share before their deaths render it too late. A special gift to my male fans!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Imperfection by EbonyIvoryy reviews
ROYAI lemon / adaptation of ch. 87 of the manga & episode 48 of Brotherhood. "Why, oh why, was Roy so enthralled with this imperfection?" RATED M, children!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Laws of the Military by TaisaJai reviews
AU. Does not always follow the Manga/Anime fully. A jointly written fic with my friend. Half of the credit goes entirly to her. May get OOC from time to time.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Man kisses by sneekymagee reviews
"As a matter of fact I think she probably hates your butt too." He followed her casually. "Oh mon cher I think eet is impossible for anyone to hate my butt." FemScoutxSpy ONESHOT-ish
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Scout, Spy - Complete
The Act that Eats the Heart by OldeInn reviews
ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Very Sexy Night by byaringan22 reviews
Oneshot. PWP. Naruto and Hinata. Rated M for sex - the whole thing is a lemon. Is there anything else I need to say?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
My Snow Girl by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka never ran into Tsukune on her bike? What would happen if he found another reason to stay at Youkai Academy? Tsu Miz
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 109,172 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Tsukune A., Mizore S. - Complete
Blissful Mornings by StrawberryBananas reviews
In the morning she was beautiful. In the night she was alluring.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Empty Calories by Suicidal-kun reviews
Yamanaka Ino was completely bored. In her room with nothing to do, the day couldn't get anymore boring. That was, until a familiar pink-haired friend showed up with something behind her back. Maybe this day won't be that boring after all? InoSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Buddies by The Red Rawr reviews
Oneshot smut BeastBoyxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Customer Service by Rynnette Lively reviews
Kisuke discovers Yoruichi is turned on by his business-like nature when dealing with customers on the phone.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2008 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Cloud 9 by writersblock69.2 reviews
LEMON YURI DON'T READ IF NOT LIKED! Basically StarxRae in sexual congress. Please review and yeah, hoep you enjoy the way I chose in presenting the story.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
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A Flock Valentine's Day reviews
Not everybody enjoys Valentine's Day... but that doesn't mean it's always a bad thing
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Ascension reviews
Matt's with the flock again, but new trouble is brewing. Are these new people deluded? Or is there something else to them...? CONTINUATION OF THE BODYGUARD! RECOMMENDED YOU READ IT FIRST!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Bodyguard reviews
Thanks to a little tip from the Voice, Max is on a hunt for a new mutant in the area. Could this turn out to be another false lead? Or will he become the greatest help yet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Heated Situation reviews
Sometimes a little heat can cause an ignition...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Messes reviews
How do I get myself into these messes...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
One's All It Took reviews
Fang's been acting weird lately... what's with him? What'd he get into...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang's Pain reviews
It seems too good to be true... under M for slight lemon, just to be safe. very short one-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
One More Kiss reviews
Fang's hurt... again. What will Max do when the two of them are alone...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete