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Joined 12-26-08, id: 1781956, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 14 stories for Marvel, DC Superheroes, Naruto, Spider-Man, White Collar, Doctor Who, Captain America, and Mass Effect.

Notice: Looking for a betareader. Or at least detailed instructions as to how to get the beta-reader function to work on this damn site.

My name is Momo, and I'm a Crackfic writer.

I'm currently working on an epic crack, email me for details if you must know, but it's a DC/Naruto crossover and most of you probably don't want to know.

I used to be on ages ago as 'Momo4' and I wrote a long, hot smut-fest that got my account frozen.

As a result, I won't be posting smut.

Much.

... Here...

I will publish smut in Google docs, and if I write anything I think's too racy for the control freaks here, I'll post it there, and put the links here in the profile.

ALSO!

I like Drabble swaps. I will trade a drabble for a drabble. I can write in anything I know anything about, might not get porn but you'll get comedy... Probably.

I really, really like reveiws. The only reason I use FF dot net is for the reveiw feature so if you like it, please say so! ANd if you hate it, you can say that too but try to be polite? Or just don't read it anymore.

Cloud Watching in the Morning by nobiki reviews
IrukaKakashi yes, you read that right enjoying a morning together. Slightly explicit. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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The Torchwood Effect reviews
After the end of the universe, it sometimes takes a while to get back home. Involves wormholes, space whales, nick names, cults, cursed streams, and pink drinks on ladies night at the Dromedary. Fem!Shep. Helps to be familiar with at least one fandom.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Prelude reviews
Written before 'The Torchwood Effect'. Unforgivably silly, fem!shep, Garrus, babies and dealing with bullies. Listed as a Dr. Who crossover because it's probably his fault, but he don't show up till the sequel
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, J. Garson
There's even a leash reviews
A small piece of conversation between Peter and Neil, shouldn't offend anyone, but it probably will anyway. Rated T because I don't like rating things lower.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Captain's Major reviews
I should be shot for this title. Alright, cute, queer, short fluffy piece about Spider Man and Captain America.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
To Absurdity! And Beyond! reviews
It's Halloween and this is just, more fluff. Short, sweet, fluff. Gay fluff. Sort of, so if that's not your thing, don't click on it.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Called Out reviews
More of my first person POV Peter Parker and Steve Rogers fluff, because I like writing pure fluff for them. Rated T for general Gayness and not for anything really kinky.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Epic Culture Clash reviews
Companion to 'Epic Culture Shock'. Shinobi in the Marvel Universe. Here be slash. Suggestions for summary welcome
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kakashi H.
Epic CultureShock reviews
Naruto/DC X-Over. Usually when people told you they were going to take over the world, it involved a doomsday device, mind control, maniacal laugher... Not a... Committee. A polite committee, even, with memo's on the table. And fried things on a stick.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I.
Going South reviews
Kisame backstory. It's dark, and violent, and there's het sex. Just warning you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kisame H.
Thirty reviews
The first twenty nine attempts were failures. This attempt succeeded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kisame H.
First Shave
A bit of Kisame's background. Stands alone, companion to Thirty and Going South
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kisame H.
Two's company, three is a crowd reviews
Third in series. Captain America and Spiderman, more in the same vein.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Spin cycle reviews
Second in series of Captain America X Spiderman Drabbles I'm writing for a drabble swap. If I ever write anything explicit for them it'll be off .
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Stuff reviews
First Person P.O.V. Drabble, Pairing: Spiderman and Captain America
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
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