Deceptionist
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Joined 12-27-08, id: 1782370, Profile Updated: 08-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Artemis Fowl.

Hey there!!

Dang, I changed my name AGAIN. I've really got to make up my mind. Wow, that's gotta be a first.

I think I might change it back. O.o

Okay, I know this is a profile (duh) so I'm gonna introduce myself.

I read a lot. A LOT. Have I meantioned A LOT? Haha. I don't lend people my books unless they receive a lot of death threats beforehand. Dog-ear it and I'll poison you with cyanide.

Oh, and I lovelovelove Starbucks! Go de-caff lattes!! Seriously, why didn't someone invent them earlier?! They think wristwatches are 'neat' (haha, got that of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), and then take their own sweet time over essentials like LATTES?! Yeah, I'm just over-reacting, I know.

I eat a lot, but I'm not fat. Yet. If I was, the world would just end. Seriously. But I have a 'high metabolism'. Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. I hate things like that. Waste of brain space. Ugh.

I'm a Ravenclaw, which means I'm really smart (I think). Yay! I'm also TV-obsessed, which explains my glasses. They're not those thick ugly ones that you see Daniel Radcliffe wearing in Harry Potter. Ugh. As if. I hate Daniel Radcliffe. No offence to his fans. I'm incredibly fashion-forward. Mum says I waste too much money for my own good, but honestly, who listens to mothers nowadays? And money is there to be spent, right? I'm sure all you shopaholics out there agree with me. So... I watch a lot of TV. I have cable (don't know how anyone lives without it, honestly), but I can't watch so much anymore, on account of it being the new year and all my teachers suddenly decide to turn into homework-giving psychopaths. They are such insert word of choice here.

I love Edward and Bella! I think they make the perfect couple! GO EDWARD AND BELLA!! Jacob is okay, I guess. I never really did like him. He's too pushy. No offence to all those Jacob-luvers out there. I used to be one too, until my best friends made it their personal mission in life to convert me into a Team Edward. Unfortunately. Or not, depending on your point of view.

I've already got another Edward-Bella idea sparking. I'll start one that once I'm done with my story. I have a very wild imagination. It tends to get out of hand sometimes. Not much we can do about that, can we? I love writing. Can't believe it took me this long to actually start writing fanfics. I'm a computer illiterate, you see. A total retard. Sob... So whatever!

And and and, since I have a totally fantah-bulous bestie, I absolutely have have have to tell the whole world! And disappoint all my future fans out there... Sorry, you guys! (girls??)

I should stop now, I guess. Mum's going to throw a hissy fit. I was supposed to be using the computer for online French homework. Hahas. Who honestly cares?

Now, the real stupid fun starts...


Guy-Girl Stuff

A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she say's that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,

who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,

or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,

wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,

who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,

who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,

who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Tottaly Random Things I Thought Were Funny

Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.

Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!

Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.

I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?

Your wierdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

Before you criticize someon walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticze them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.

I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day?!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks.

Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Come to the dark side...we found the Cullens!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D)

Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and thereis an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...

I'm not paronoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday

Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt!"?

The dinasours extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed sicide.

Docters say I have muitiple personality disorder. We disagree.

I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you

You can blame all your problems on my two imagenary friends "Steve" and "Candy". They don't mind.

I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRELL!!

In America- SPREAD THE STUPIDITY!!:

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (MY FAVE!)

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. ( I want to be a politician! coughcough vampire coughcough )

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy

Those copy and paste things everyone loves so much

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile

If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

FRIENDS vs. BEST FRIENDS (I swear on my life I would totally do all that below for my BFF. Otherwise she'd take my life. Haha)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying

BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!

Ah-ha! My BFF lookingforthelight totally C&P-ed this into her profile! Stupid! I didn't do it! Haha, I don't have freakin' time.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I am the kind of girl who's not afraid to go through life alone and who has learned to care very little what others think. I walk aroundmuttering lyrics of some random song under my breath and all of my teachers have learned to discard the doodles in the margins of my papers. I scribble out rather than erase and wouldrather stay at home and read a book than go to a school dance. I appreciate respect and in return give it to those who gave it to me. I don't fight over stupid things like clothes and looksor hang out with those who have died their hair more times than others. I spend more time predicting the future than reminiscing over the past and would rather be made fun of by the populars than join them. I am the one who tells people my honest opinion but nicely and pretty much tells it like it is. Avoiding populars is everyday business and I scream when I find out we aren't allowed to bring iPods on our field trip. I mainly act real strong and learn to lie very well...it's required when you've gotta be nice to people who have called you a freak numerous times "behind your back." Yep..that's me. Nice, right? (i owe this to xLove-Hate-Relationshipx i loved it so i stole it. it kinda describes me.:))

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live
together in the same box.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!(i had a teacher tell me this. my friends and i laughed and we got sent out of the classroom!)

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

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My name is Sarah
and I am but three
My eyes are swollen
And I cannot see.
I must be stupid.
I must be bad.
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better.
I wish I weren't ugly.
Then maybe my mommy
Would want to hug me.
I can't speak at all.
I can't do a wrong.
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone
The house is dark.
My folks aren't home.
When mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car!
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the hard wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now.
I'm starting sry.
He finds me weeping.
He shouts ugly words.
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more.
I finally get free.
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream.
But its much too late--
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please, God, Have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And he heads for the door.
While I lay motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah,
And I ambut three.
Tonight, my daddy
Murdered me.
Sniff, sniff. Child abuse...make it stop! No one should have to suffer like that!

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Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

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24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Her name was Aurora
She was only Five.
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in the Attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the Door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

She grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet, but thinking
"God, Why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom sudddenly
Grabbed for the knife
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find a sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.

Again, Sniff, sniff

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Please read this poem that I found. I think it really says something,
so if you are someone who thinks that you are better than someone else,
You ARE wrong. Because we are all human, and each life is worth the same,
No matter where we come from, what tongue we speak in, nor how we look.

So please read this poem. Thank you. A lot.

I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

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I am a girl,

Harsh but vulnerable,
Sarcastic but silly,
Stupid but
thoughtful,
Thorny but tender,
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive,
Dramatic but bland,

An open book,
Easy to love, easy to hate
Clumsy but occassionally coordinated,
Independent but dependent on friends,

An oxymoron,
A puzzling paradox,
An unsolvable contradiction,

And totally proud of it.

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(One day in my Technology class with my teacher, Ms. Annins...)

Ms. Annins: ...You have to tell the computer exactly what you want it to do! It can't read your mind!!

ME: (Sighs)...Technology is no replacement for Edward Cullen.

(Me and my friend Anna one day)...

Megan: If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Me: (pauses to think for a moment, smiling) Hm...Assault...murder...grand theft auto...not sure which, though most likely murder.

Anna: Yeah, I agree.

(I have such good friends, don't you think?)

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Thanks for reading, it means alot to me.

I'm not afraid of the dark...I'M AFRAID OF THE NINJAS HIDING IN IT!!

WARNING!!

CAREFUL OR YOU'LL END UP IN MY NOVEL!!

(Seriously. I have a shirt that says that. Really. I do. )

Good Friend Vs. Best Friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

A good friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.

A good friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

A good friend will tell you a little white lie. A best friend tells you the truth, no matter what.

A good friend forgot your birthday. A best friend reminded the whole town how old you turned.

A good friend will forget to give you back the jeans that she borrowed. A best friend has at least three outfits that you used to own, but mysteriously disappeared...

A good friend doesn't know your middle name. A best friend knows your parents'.

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

- I'm gonna do that one of these days...

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

My new quote
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
standing there all by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention i n class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad,
why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying
horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape be fore
I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to
buy Mom."(it doesn't matter how many times i read this one i always laugh!)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

-Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: 239.99. Hot Breakfast: 4.20. Two Aspirins: .38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!


if Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90 of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10 of Americans and Canadians that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" copy and paste this in to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Jasper Hale somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Jasper Hale), copy this into your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least)

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you jsut see two reveiws, paste this in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.(one of my friends can do it)

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.

you think TV Golf is the mst boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.(saw 3. it was sad.)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile

If 2 of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you be standing there laughing your ass off. If you are copy and paste this

If you hate ShikaTema copy+paste this to profile

If you think Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsey Lohan should stay in Rehab copy paste this

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

have you ever been hurt because you daydreaming,if you have copy and paste on your profile

have your friends tell you that you are to obsess with fics that you are scaring them, copy and paste this.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Jasper's Delicate Angel, JazzyLover


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Jasper's Delicate Angel, JazzyLover

COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short


I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.


This is Written by a Guy!!

Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a littl e concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it..

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.(my mother has to jut out her chin because she foged up the mirror)

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

(All credits to this hilarious back part goes to... harrypottermeetstwilight! -she did say people could copy and paste- Now let's all clap and cheer, whether you like it or not, or I'll beat you up. With a few minor adjustments...)

You know you love me (lol, that was so Gossip Girl)

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Checking It Twice by Kitsune Heart reviews
San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Iridescent by Kitsune Heart reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
City of Secrets by PriceX3Jayme reviews
This is City of Bones, except in Jace's POV. Sort of like Midnight Sun for Twilight :D I hope you enjoy it. It took me a lot of work just writing the first chapter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010
Soul Study by By Victoria reviews
My own installment after Fire Study in the Poison Study series. With a steady salary and powerful political position, life seems to be going well for Yelena. However, once again, plans to conquer Ixia develops among enemies.
Study series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Yelena Z., Valek
Only You Can Save Me by DamonsDarkness reviews
Sometimes life can be cruel and take the ones you love away from you. When Edward moves to Forks the last thing he wants is attention, especially from girls. But what happens when 1 girl in particular captures his heart... Can he ignore her? E/B human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,657 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rob's Eyes by Slytherinized reviews
1800WhereRYou from Rob's POV. Story started by SweetestReject and continued by me. On hold, for now
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Rob W., Jess M.
Back to the Secret Garden by rougette reviews
Mary has returned home after six years away, and is excited to see one man in particular. How will he respond to her actions? And how will the third person of their trio react to their relationship?
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,359 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious reviews
Fifth - and final - book in my TGIL series. Rob's POV of "Missing You". Contains dialogue from book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Rob W., Jess M.
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Fall Apart by MoonClaimed reviews
Ever read a story and ask, "...What?" Well, question no more! Each chapter is a facet of the zutara fandom that has a serious flaw in logic, whether it's purpose is to bring them together or keep them apart. No character bashing. Chap 12 Zuko's Emo Corner
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Valek's Poison Study by Harlequin99 reviews
Poison Study from Valek's POV. His thoughts and Feelings throughout the novel. The Thoughts and Feelings of a master Assassin. CHAPTER 24 IS UP!
Study series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,309 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Valek, Yelena Z.
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13248 - Favs: 7,892 - Follows: 5,873 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Smatterings of Things by kiwismakemehappy reviews
A series of one shots revolving around the Fowl siblings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Dearest Char, Darling Char, Beloved Char, by OtterPotter reviews
What if those letters Ella never meant to send were sent? How would that change the story we all know and love? Read, Read, Read. REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
100 DG Oneshots by VickyVicarious reviews
100 random oneshots of Draco/Ginny romance. Ratings, warnings, and a slightly more detailed summary inside. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Cousins by Nishh reviews
Mary and Colin are sixteen, and grow ever closer. Lord Craven cannot accept this, and orders Mary to be locked away. But they won't be kept apart for long. Mary x Colin.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/6/2007
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Frostbite: Dimitri's Story by RosemarieH reviews
This is Frostbite in Dimitri's pov. All the chapters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Like Grapefruits by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Unbreakable Wall by GirlWithBook reviews
AllHuman. Max is once again at a new school. There she is haunted by an abusive ex, and finds her niche, but she also finds Fang. So she puts up her patented, unbreakable wall. But is it as unbreakable as she thought. FAX, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
Caught In the Moment by Dollimesh reviews
Wendy is just your average 15 year old, and on the verge of coming of age. Everything is going according to plan, until she runs into a runaway named Peter Pan. She gets swept up into his chaotic life and looses herself. Will she find her way out? Or not?
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
You're So Much More by vampire-legend reviews
Bella's only escape to a contact-limiting paranoia, is music. Specifically the music of her favorite band, Asphyxiated. What happens when she starts working with the band, and begins to open up to the lead singer, Edward Masen? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Eona: The Last Dragoneye by Allessondra Octavia reviews
Who knows what is to become of this long forgotten fic. I've got loads of excerpts from what I had planned to include, but I may just upload them as separate oneshots for now and see if I get any inspiration. I appreciate the reviews, and I ask a favor from those reviewers by please helping me with the ideas on what to do. HIATUS
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido
Our Love Is Unsinkable by kjs2259 reviews
Titanic: MI style! Jace Wayland, a poor man meets Clarissa Morgenstern, a rich passenger on the Titanic. What happens when their lives collide? Loosely based on the movie.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Come Back by Emisha reviews
From Jared's POV I take up the storyline from where he follows Wanda to the Doc and he learns of her plans to die when she is removed from Mel's body. The emotions he felt are played out more in this story. R&R is the way to go! M rating for chapters ahea
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel
Hearts Call by W. Kenseyton reviews
Mary returns to Misselthwaite after 5 years. And Dickon begins to consider telling Mary how he feels, but is there someone who has something to say about it?
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,583 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Family Study by Literary Litany reviews
Yelena's going on a trip to visit her parents, and she's determined to drag a certain wily spy with her. Between a reluctant Valek and an eccentric family will she have enough to do to keep her out of trouble? Or will the Soulfinder find danger once more?
Study series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Yelena Z., Valek
Point of View by AsheMoon reviews
A short story compilation for the Vampire Academy series featuring favorite or missing moments in the books... told in different character POVs. Canon. CONTAINS SPOILERS.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Ella Enchanted: The Ogre Scene Char's POV by bellathedisenchanted reviews
He's confused, and completey in love! So what was going through Char's mind on meeting Ella, and the ogres? I always thought this was a rather romantic scene. I hope you like it, please do read and review! Constructive criticism is also welcome.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Soulless by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Runner Up of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Cullen Contest - "If I kill you, it's not intentional. I promise." One part of him wanted to love her. The other, darker, murderous, more lustful side of him wanted her life. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Gurdyroots by Expecting Rain reviews
100-word drabble for the "Food" challenge. Dean and Luna and Gurdyroot juice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
Life with Prosper by AMango reviews
A series of oneshots attempting to answer the question "What if Cadel was raised by Prosper instead of the Piggotts? Some will be humorous, some serious, and some... God only knows.
Evil Genius - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
Dispassion by thunderings reviews
Your lover is an actress. Did you really think she’d stay? -Stayne/Alice-
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Vampire Academy DPOV by BookLuver2389 reviews
Vampire Academy for Dimitri's POV. Title says it all and I know it's been done a lot. Try it! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,141 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
the girl who would be goddess by Serendipity1 reviews
She's always felt a strong sense of duty. It's just difficult, sometimes, to tell who she has a duty to, and precisely what that is. Yue-fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Yue
Sapphyre Raven Beaauetiful Jackson by Aish Sheva reviews
Sick of all those lousy OC fanfics? Here's the cure. This is the story of Sapphyre Jackson-with her dramatic past, her connections to canon, her awesome powers, and her long, beautiful black hair, she practically screams MARY SUE. It's a parody, guys. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
Pretending by Expecting Rain reviews
100-word drabble for the "Write a ship you despise" challenge. Sometimes, Bellatrix pretends. Bellatrix/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Sand to Stone by Serendipity1 reviews
It's the little things that undo you, when remembering home. Toph and her father used to play a very simple earthbending game- sand to stone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Toph
The Banquet by Ranger's Only Girl reviews
Dimitri's POV in Frostbite. Follows Dimitri as he accompanies Tasha to the same banquet Lissa takes Rose to. Chaos ensues as he tries to keep Adrian away from Rose while also talking to Tasha about being her guardian...read on to find out what happens!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,973 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Mood Rings by Enula reviews
Burton's Alice. Three years have past and Alice is now returning. The Red Queen has escaped and is looking for revenge, so it's up to Alice and Hatter to once again risk their lives for Underland. Rated T for now. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,435 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Hoppípolla by Winter Sapphire reviews
Collection of Penelope drabbles written when the mood strikes me. Penelope/Johnny or Max, whichever you prefer . First five: Natural, Caress, Slice, Music, Rain.
Penelope - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
All Hands by Random-Battlecry reviews
Sometimes they get in the way. Sometimes they don't. The Hatter's hands are bandaged and rough, and Alice wonders what on earth he's been doing to himself. Alice/Hatter, and various others. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Positively Mad by Mss Go reviews
Alice loves the Hatter. The Hatter loves Alice. A oneshot about Hatter and Alice. R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
DownHoleCuriosityKilledCatSatisfactionWriteBook by 1000th Ghost reviews
Full title: Down the Rabbit Hole or Curiosity Killed the Cat, Satisfaction Brought It Back or When I Get Home, I Shall Write a Book About This Place. The Mad Hatter kidnaps Alice. Alice loves him too...oh, and is looking for her cat, Dinah. AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
I might be a codfish, but at least I'm yours by pisthelimit reviews
I am completely in love with Wendy Darling. God, she’s beautiful. I’d rather face a starving crocodile with one hand tied behind my back then tell her anything I’d just thought. Peter x Wendy
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
The Right Alice by Faunamon reviews
Tarrant and Mallymkun debate over whether Alice Kingsleigh was, in fact, the "right" Alice. Oneshot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Dormouse/Mallymkun - Complete
Unlocked by thunderings reviews
She hopes he knows that she liked his largeness too. Stayne/Alice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Of Apologies, Strawberries, and Thimbles by Rosa Cotton reviews
Apologies…because he was wrong. Strawberries…because he wants to please her. Thimbles…because it is only she.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Peter Pan, Wendy D.] - Complete
Of responsibilities and madness by silverempire reviews
The White Queen muses about the meaning of her title and the relationship between her champion and her hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Slay by Random-Battlecry reviews
He doesn't ask much. Just for her to save him. That's all. A short piece in Hatter-voice, taking place after the tea party, while they're walking through the woods. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Delicious by Arciere reviews
Alice is running late for tea, but when she arrives she finds Hatter alone, with March sick. Tea for two anyone? A fluffy moment between Hatter and Alice. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
All The Same by Random-Battlecry reviews
You've no idea how it worried me, the idea that I was just an idea. Not just that it was you dreaming me up, no, I'm flattered, dear girl! But at times there's just no substitute for flesh and blood." Alice/Hatter, after she's remembered. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
10 Impossible Things by Sammi-neechan reviews
Since defeating the Jabberwocky, Alice has come to believe four more impossible things. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Fairytale's End by thunderings reviews
He watches them much like a jilted lover would. Stayne/Alice. Onesided Hatter/Alice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Hearts by Random-Battlecry reviews
Alice, having gained her crown, stays in Wonderland to become its Queen. Bad associations spoil even the purest of intentions. When her rule becomes a reign of tyranny, the Hatter is the only one left to stand up to her, reluctant as he might be.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice
Emerald by happyndhilarious reviews
Oneshot. Severus' first meeting with the son of his love of life at the Sorting. Please give it a chance. R&R indirect SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Brief Conversation by Jingle For Goldfish reviews
Just what it sounds like, between Daria and Char, after the funeral. Short oneshot.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
You Are My Snow White by happyndhilarious reviews
Dorrien visits the Guild after ten years to look for Sonea. But all he finds is the wife of the High Lord and a proud mother. Dorrien wants to find out how he had lost Sonea to a man he knows she had loathed. AU R&R Short chapters
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009
Writing Letters by StuffRocksInnit reviews
When deciding to write strange letters to and from BMT characters, I thought I should share the humour with all of you. And trust me, some of them are VERY strange...
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Rainflakes by Cylinder reviews
Sakura's been kidnapped by the Akatsuki along with passive ANBU Captain Itachi. In between colliding emotions, twisted enemies, crude assassinations, salty tears and heart-warming smirks, love emerges in a whirlwind of crimson and fuschia...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,483 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
But At Least We're Not Damp by Random-Battlecry reviews
Here at quite possibly the end of all things, the madman is singing and Alice fears catching a cold. Very brief oneshot for Burton's Alice, based on the battle scenes in the trailer. Alice, Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Last Love by azurepinkish reviews
After Ella sends her letter to Char saying that she had eloped with an older man, she plans on living without him for the rest of her life. However, this is harder than she expects.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008
Meteor Shower by Cylinder reviews
She smiled. His eye shimmered. The mask came down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Discussion by faithful muse reviews
The beginning for Alec and Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Eat Their Young by Kali Cephirot reviews
The Queen looks at the tiny little thing that came out of her. It had felt different, inside of her. Bigger. Powerful. And yet, looking at the silly little thing now... ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Queen of Hearts, King of Hearts/Winston - Complete
The Reward by AsheMoon reviews
Remedial training lessons are a pain, unless Dimitri Belikov is your mentor. Things get even more interesting when a reward gets thrown in. If she does well, Rose might get more than just a pat on the back. Canon. One shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Potentiality by Anna Nigma reviews
Molly Prewett could have been anything. She has no regrets. No pairings. Rated for the quote at the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Molly W. - Complete
Seven Deadly by VickyVicarious reviews
Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are on a downward spiral, religiously speaking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Return to the Garden by yunikka24 reviews
Mary returns to Misselthwaite Manor after three years away. She finds on her return that some things have changed, including her feelings for Dickon. MxD
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009
It's A Wonderful Life, Football Head by 1000th Ghost reviews
The tango/pool-opening scene of "April Fool's Day" was based on the movie "It's A Wonderful Life", therefore, the aftermath of the movie's scene could very well be the aftermath of the episode. Because Arnold would definitely hold Helga's robe for ransom XD
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Arnold, you're a pip by 1000th Ghost reviews
3rd Itunes challenge. The Little Mermaid, Lady Gaga, and other randomness. One which takes place during "Hey Arnold!: Unrequited Love". So...does ANYONE know what a "pip" is?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
iHate You by 1000th Ghost reviews
Contrary to Seddie shippers' beliefs, neither Sam nor Freddie have hidden feelings for the other. They also will never suddenly realize that they are madly in love. They hate each other with a passion. ...this is what makes them such a perfect pairing.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Invitation by happyndhilarious reviews
A two-shot about Severus finding out about James and Lily's wedding and him wondering if he needs to save her. Actually, it's more LE/JP. Whatever. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Traitorous Eyes by GirlWithBook reviews
Sequel to Midnight Eyes. After I-tex life goes on for the Flock. It's only natural. Old foes make new enemies, a mysterious spy lingers about, and relationships evolve. Max can handle it, right? Fax. IggyxOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
11:11 by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one could ever hurt her like he'd done. He'd sent her hopes crashing down from the sky, and she was left to live with the hell he put her through. But without her he was lost. Little did he know, she couldn't say goodbye either. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Outtakes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
A selection of outtakes from 'Red' which gives an insight into the arrogant Edward.. before he went all mushy. - “I don’t have an office.” He drawled, taking another step closer. His eyes were teasing and playful. “I own the floor baby.” AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lily of the Valley by Anna Nigma reviews
Let's forgive and be happy again. School has ended, time is up,and it's too late for anything but regrets. One-sided Severus/Lily drabble. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Separate Place by Anna Nigma reviews
Because once upon a time they were friends. Four boys. One girl. Seven Years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seventeen by Expecting Rain reviews
Bellatrix is seventeen. Two firsts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
101 Things the Cullens Are Not Allowed to do by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
A list of things the Cullen kids and Jacob can't do. It's funny, or so i think. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
The Midnight Flower by AsheMoon reviews
Jace and Clary's first kiss in City of Bones. Jace's POV. Canon. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
I Like Your Bow by 1000th Ghost reviews
In the Presidential Swearing-in Ceremony scene of the episode "Married", Helga still wears her bow...but not in her hair. Short ArnoldxHelga.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Chapter Seventeen by AsheMoon reviews
First meeting of Dimitri and Rose in Novosibirsk. Blood Promise. Dimitri POV. Canon.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Runaway by Ramzes reviews
Percy's arrival really changed Poseidon's life. In more than one way. He's now officially abandoned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Poseidon
The Return of Opal Koboi by The One Called Demetra reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Upper East Side meets Twilight by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
Its a gossip girl and twilight crossover. 16 years after Nessie is born the Cullens decide to move to Manhattan. Rated M for language and brief sexual content.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
If You Give a Genius a Cookie by sampson17 reviews
How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F.
The Fight by Feefella reviews
.:D.PoV:. It's time for field experience at St. Vlads and what could be better than the ultimate Student/Teacher showdown? .:from Shadow Kiss:.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Till You Love Me Too by 1000th Ghost reviews
A story I created when I was seven-years-old. Colin suddenly cannot walk again, and neither can Mary. They are both put in Colin's bed to keep each other company and make caring for them easier, and Colin's quite pleased...
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Missing the Stars by sweetestmisery19 reviews
Alice never dreamed her wedding day would be so bittersweet. WCMI-Inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Forgiving by bertiebert reviews
Magnus is always forgiving when it comes to Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Break Room by The One Called Demetra reviews
Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twist of Fate by LiveInLove-ForgetRegret reviews
What if you meet the girl of yours dreams but what if she already met the guy of hers or so she thinks. Better summary inside ***All Human*** **Warning: Mild Lemon in chapter 15**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,495 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dimitri's Dream by RosemarieH reviews
Dimitri's POV What would happen if Adrian goes to dream-stalk Dimitri?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Dimitri B., Adrian I. - Complete
Vampire Academy: Dimitri's Tale by RosemarieH reviews
This is Vampire Academy in Dimitri's pov. Every chapter.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,385 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Courses of Study by Anna Nigma reviews
Colin is a good student. Mary is his favorite subject. Rated for safety.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
How Does Your Garden Grow? by Expecting Rain reviews
Quote: "She didn’t think - well, she did, but she didn’t really believe - that the feelings she didn’t want to feel wouldn’t go away. That they would keep growing back like so many weeds." Not a oneshot anymore, but a story told from three sides.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
A Selfish Thing by Anna Nigma reviews
Soul mates are all well and good but what happens to the one left out? Colin Craven loved his cousin.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Guard Duty by The Dragon Lover reviews
.'A week ago, you were glad she was gone. And now? You’re waiting to see her face again. Unbelievable. Then again, a lot can change in a week.' Regin/Sonea, based on the end of The High Lord. Major spoilers.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Unraveling Slowly by headup-gorgeous reviews
The gentle warmth of soft fingers running the knuckles of his hands, slowly adding pressure, drawing him deeper into the moment. :Johnny-centre drabble:
Penelope - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
A Matter of Trust by Ramzes reviews
We all know that the last - or should we say the first - meeting between Eona and the Pearl Emperor was not a pleasant one. Is their second meeting going to be different?
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Eon/Eona, Prince Kygo/Pearl Emperor - Complete
Midnight Eyes by GirlWithBook reviews
Things change after the twins come. As Iggy finds his one and only, will the new boy bring Fang and Max closer together or push them farther apart. Part 2 summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Growing Up by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
The gypsies come to Misselthwaite when Mary is thirteen.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
The Cabin by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss:. The Cabin scene from Dimitri's POV. Rated M
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Disenchanted by danxi123 reviews
What if Hattie never took off her mask? What if she had gone home? Is it still a Cinderella ending?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007
Sequel by Raetheperson reviews
Sequel to the Secret garden! Ever wondered what happened after that? mary is now 13 and is crushing on Dickon, while Colin is a smart student but jealous. Martha gets married, someone dies...etc. chap. 1 up! Mu first fanfic, do read and comment! Thanks!:D
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Lost and was Found by EverlyYours reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire and she has powers that she must learn to control. Yet what happens when she finds Edward? Her broken, unbeating heart still aches for him, but what happens when she uses her power accidently and finds a dark secret? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,209 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Kindle My Heart by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."I sat here, tucked away in my little asylum, tucked away from the world. It didn't matter if I was alive or dead. Nothing mattered now." Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. The tragic past of our favorite vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice - Complete
Last One Standing by amantebandido reviews
The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
The Drive by The Color Ninja reviews
The car ride to Art's house... From Dimitri's POV. Enjoy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Goodbye by The Color Ninja reviews
End of Shadow Kiss from Dimitri's pov. SPOILERS!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
One Innocent Little Kiss by Silver Innocence reviews
Mary is thankful for Dickon's help in the garden. She returns the favour with a kiss on the cheek. And Dickon's reaction to this is...?
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
The Banquet, or Char Screws Up Royally by Jingle For Goldfish reviews
Royally, get it? I like Char, so here's another from his point of view. In the book, we get the truncated version. Here's the full story. Just a funny little oneshot.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
married to the flames by Serendipity1 reviews
Jin’s married life proves to be anything but stable, but she’s fine with that in a world where Ba Sing Se can fall and firebenders run teashops. AU, Jin/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jin, Zuko
Breaking The Rules by Oddball5181 reviews
After a year away at school, Mary sees an old friend in a new light, and thinks about how much is likely to change now that she's growing up, and what might stay the same.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Omitted Scenes aka Everything RR Didn't Tell Us by Aish Sheva reviews
A series of PJO humor oneshots! Sixth chapter: Because Percy is TOTALLY that stupid. Written for Flamepaw, who came up with the joke this is based on and so many of the wisecracks in the contest. NOTE: RR cut these for these for a reason...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Percy J., Kronos
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
My Dickon by lalaland4ever reviews
This is in present day. Mary starts to develop feelings for Dickon without even knowing it. Colin is jealous and wants Mary to stay away from Dickon. Please read on to see what happens! R'n'R
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Rediscovering You by Flyer without Wings reviews
Mary is called back to Misselthwaite Manor with the news that her uncle has died.She tries to balance her new responsibilities as lady with her growing feelings for Dickon.Both have changed since she left and she is determined to find out how.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008
The Search And Rescue by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. Dimitri's POV... When a guard is attacked and Rose and four other students are missing, Dimitri realizes just how much he doesn't want to lose her...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2009
Different by Opal Roseblossom reviews
We're different than most couples. We aren't openly affectionate, or even civil... ArtemisxMinerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
The Discussion by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. From Dimitri's POV.... A discussion about Rose's maturity, leaves both Rose and Dimitri more than a little bothered...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Kiss by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. Dimitri's POV... Dimitri is trying to teach Rose control... even if she does't want to learn it...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Raven and the Dove by XxEviexX reviews
Their true colors are perfectly coordinated, making them a perfect match. She looks from afar, trying to find a single imperfection within the flawless pairing, and realizes that in their case, it's not actually what's inside that counts. AH AM
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Ride by Feefella reviews
Small part of Chapter 2 of Frostbite. From Dimitri's POV...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Rose Blossoms by RococonoKokoro reviews
It hadn't started out like this.
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
The Lie by Feefella reviews
It's the hardest thing Dimitri has ever had to do... ... Last two chapters of VA from Dimitri's POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Girl I Like Is My Sanctuary by VickyVicarious reviews
Fourth story in my TGIL series. Rewrite of 'Sanctuary' in Rob's POV. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,439 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hogwarts Incident by Singer La chanteuse reviews
Intrigues and betrayals, deceptions and alliances. There is an underground war being fought at Hogwarts, and it's going to take all of Artemis' cunning and technology to bring it into the light. Thankfully he has some friends to watch his back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Artemis F.
The Spell by Feefella reviews
Dimitri's Point of View. Its the part of Vampire Academy where Rose and Dimitri get hot and heavy due to Victor's little spell.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
My Little Dhampir by Knoxdiver reviews
WARNING: This story contains Shadow Kiss spoilers. Specifically, it is part of chapter 22 from Adrian Ivashkov's pov. Basically, Adrian witnesses interaction between Rose and Dimitri and contemplates his feelings for her.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
After Colin Walks by Dollimesh reviews
The story of what happens after the story. A new girl arrives named, Evangeline Montgomery. Suddenly, a love square forms. Old rivalries are brought up again, will it all end with a happy ending? Or not?
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Girl I Like Needs A Safe House by VickyVicarious reviews
Safe House' from Rob's POV... Third in my 'The Girl I Like...' series... Contains dialogue from the book... you've heard it all before.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Beyond the Secret Garden by Elyzia reviews
A story of love against all odds, spanning six years in the lives of Mary and Dickon.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,919 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Girl I Like Is Code Named Cassandra by VickyVicarious reviews
That's right... "Code Name Cassandra", from Rob's POV. Second in my series of "The Girl I Like..." Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Was Struck By Lightning by VickyVicarious reviews
When Lightning Strikes - from Rob's POV. I'm planning on doing the entire series, but who knows how far I'll actually get. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Ember Island Truths by Jakia reviews
After The Gaang experiences bad breakups one right after another, Aang and Sokka devise a way to win back their girls: A love potion, of course! This can't end well... Zuko/Katara, Aang/Toph, Sokka/Suki and Mai/Ty Lee
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Katara, Zuko
My Scene by swtSARA reviews
What if Jess has to face one of the hardest decisions? What if she is left with having to choose between her own love or her love's happiness? What if Rob had asked her to help him find his girlfriend? What would she do? What WILL she do?
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,152 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007
Akkarin and His Years in Sachaka by Kasloumor reviews
This is what I craved after finishing the High Lord: Akkarin's full story. I try to be as true to the original plot as possible. Don't own a thing, of course and I am a foreigner so I hope that there are not too many errors. Enjoy and PLEASE review.....
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,133 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
A Day With His Heirs by Sedri reviews
During a winter carnival, the King of Stormhold spends a day with his children, teaching them to be cunning. Or, trying to.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Brothers by AriannaMalfoy reviews
A brief exchange between Septimus and Primus before the quest for the Stone begins... at the end of the day they are still brothers.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Call It A Gift by Blackberry Ink reviews
On the night of the third ball, everything went according to plan. Ella plans to forget Char and go on living with her curse as a maid in Dame Olga’s house. But first loves always die hard.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,170 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004
Body Science by silverymare reviews
Mary wasn’t sure about it. But she didn’t want to say anything in case it broke the Magic. MaryColin.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Soul Medicine by Theater Raven reviews
Oneshot. Colin attempts to tell Mary how he really feels, but it does not go well.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
He's Like An Angel by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
After an explosive argument with Colin, Mary runs away to the garden, only to meet up with the very reason why she and Colin argued. //MaryDickon//
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Intimate Enemies by rayemars reviews
Mai, Azula, and Ty Lee: how they met, how they managed to be friends, why Azula didn't send them running screaming for the hills [even if she perhaps should have].
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Mai - Complete
Artemis Fowl's Maturity by Raserei Hojo reviews
Every boy must grow up, and Artemis is no exception. Beginning from where the fifth book ends, Artemis must return home. How will he react to seeing his parents again? And Minerva? What about the twins? Can Artemis grow up so soon to make up for 3 years?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Artemis F.
Metronome by Stradivari reviews
It keeps the music in time whether dead or precise beauty, only the player can tell. :: TLC spoilers. Minerva.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
As Certain as the Sun by Kali Cephirot reviews
Colin is being silly again, asking who do Mary loves best, Dickon or him. [DickonxMaryxColin. FINISHED]
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Of Lovers and Liars by Asuka Langley reviews
The path of love is an arduous one, and only those who experience intense pain may come to know intense love. A story of passion, jealousy, secrets, and betrayal, set after the events of the book. [Colin&Mary, Dickon&Mary]
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
Something to Believe by sinverguenza reviews
Mary has been waiting years for the words to be said. If only Colin could bring himself to speak them.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Just Kiss the Girl by Lillianna Rose reviews
Char's point of view during Sir Peter's wedding. He had the perfect opportunity, why didn't he just kiss the girl?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Kiss THIS! by Jakia reviews
[zutara drabbles.] A series of ZukoxKatara drabbles, most of them without a plot and involving a kiss. Now a pracically daily souce of instant Zutaraness!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Mary's First by Linxzie reviews
Mary and Dickon are working in the garden having a chat about Colin, when it begins to rain. Mary x Dickon
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
To Walk and Dance by Rosa Cotton reviews
Colin does some thinking and watches Dickon and Mary. [Based on the 1987 Hallmark version.]
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
A New Magic by Felnezia Lloyd reviews
[WIP] [Based on “The Secret Garden”] Mary loves Dickon. Colin’s jealousy knows no bounds. [MaryDickon] [MaryColin]
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/30/2005
Everything and Nothing by Bacon Yu A Pie reviews
Once upon an time, there was a prince that met a princess, they fell in love, got married, and lived happily ever after... yeah right. (char's pov, i know it's been done before, but give it a try)
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2005
The Tavern by Sugar Thief reviews
I wished I could have seen Char's face when she defended me..." Companion piece to “The Letter” and “The Slipper.” The night Char met Areida in the tavern of her family’s inn, from his point of view.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005
How to tell you I love you by Tamaran Girl reviews
Char's POV from when he is writing the letter telling Ella he loves her to the end of the book. This is my first ella enchanted story! chp 16 FINALLY up! chapter 16 title--The Banquet Please read and REVIEW!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,763 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
Before A Broken Heart by Tamaran Girl reviews
(this is the prequel to how to tell you i love you)Ella Enchanted in Char's POV...this is before he sends that letter to Ella and when he first fell in love with Ella. Please read and REVIEW!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
So Hard to Get by Tamaran Girl reviews
What if, when Ella got Char's love letter, that she WAS engaged to an old rich man? Remember she said she was married to one? So it won't be a complete lie...how will both of their hearts break at this news?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Need by Oh So Cliche reviews
Char&Ella The final moments of the book from Char's POV, complete and utter fluff. Enjoy!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
The Slipper by Sugar Thief reviews
A warm and fuzzy follow-up to an angsty story called “The Letter,” which you should probably read first. The events following Hattie’s revelation of Ella’s true identity, from Char’s point of view.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2003
The Letter by Sugar Thief reviews
He would hate me until the end of the world..." What exactly happened when Char received Ella's letter? My first Ella fic. Enjoy.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2003
A Prince's one Wish by Exploding Snap reviews
*Chapter4 up!* Char's POV... started from when he was supposed to give Ella the centaur. It'll finish, most likely at the end of the book...
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2002 - Published: 7/12/2001
All That Matters by magicallittleme reviews
Basically, Char's POV of things during the three balls...what he thinks of Ella...and Lela...
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2001
Disbelief and Perpetual Gloom by ACE2 reviews
From Char's POV, as he contemplates Ella's little note. Rather bad, actually, but angst all the same. Judge for yourself, I've always been a horrible self critic.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2001
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It Started A Few Months Before Christmas reviews
It started a few months before christmas, when Artemis Fowl was bored, and made the mistake of asking a certain elf for advice. Originally a one-shot. Not so much anymore.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Bella of the Volturi reviews
Edward never came back. Bella was changed by Laurent. Now, she's one of the Volturi's elite, and her broken heart is almost healed; she is engaged to another in the guard. But what happens when she's sent on a mission to foil Victoria's latest plan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,055 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jacob Came First reviews
Bella and Jacob have been chilhood friends for, like, ever. She knows he's a werewolf and just about all his other secrets. Oh, and they're going out. So what happens when the Cullens move to dreary Forks and Bella meets a certain bronze-haired vampire?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
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