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The Devil has a restraining order on me and God has threathened to wipe me off the face of the Earth. . .but its ok i have Skittles!! .

I Was: xsasusaku4everx. yeah its a shit Pen Name but im crap at coming up with them on the stop!

I Am: Ciara. 17. Sarcastic. Friendly. Kind Of Shy. Short Tempered. Weird. Very Short. Kinda Cynical. A Rugby Lover. A Fan Girl. A Tomboy. An Insomniac. An Irish Girl. A Music Lover. A SasuSaku Fan. An Avenged Sevenfold Fan. An Animal Lover.

I Have: One Tattoo So Far(am getting another soon). Some Amazingly Awesome Friends. An Incredibly Dirty Mouth And An Even Dirtier Mind. An Avenged Sevenfold and SasuSaku Obsession. A Seriously Fucked Up Mind. An "Unique" Way Of Thinking.

I Like: Reading. Music. The Drums. Animals. Anime/Manga. The Rain. Sleeping. Being Lazy. Summer. The Stars. The Moon. Books. Food. Photography. Converses. Dock Martins. Anything Black. Brightly Coloured Clothes(just not on me). Weekends. Sunsets/Sunrises. Water. T-shirts With Cool Sayings. Hoddies. Concerts And Small Gigs.

I Hate: Homework. Waking Up Before One. Hot Weather. Most People. Football. Tennis. Unpacking/Packing. Tests. Fire Drills. Hospitals(they smell weird). Obvious Liars(i dont care if people lie! i do it all the time! it just pissed me off when its an obvious lie if you're going to lie at least make it a good one). My Mam. Most of My Relatives. Kids. Babys(they just terrify me). Pregnancy(the thought of a person living inside someone freaks the fuck out of me!). Religion And The Bible.

I Love: Music. My Weird Ass Friends. My Animals. Avenged Sevenfold(no seriously i completely adore them! the tattoo i have is their logo! its why i keep mentioning them so much). Concerts And Small Gigs.

I cant think of anything else to say!

Fav Music: AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Skillet, Within Temptation, Evanesances, The Fray, METALLICA, Slipknot, The Killers, GREEN DAY, All American Rejects, Bowling For Soup, SUM 41, Foo Fighters, NICKELBACK, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, My Ruin, Three Doors Down, The Script, Seth Lakeman, Lifehouse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Releint K, Son Of Dork, Hoobastank, The Prodigy, P!NK, Tokio Hotel, AFI, MARIANAS TRENCH, Cannible Corpse, Alien Ant Farm(AAF), Pedulum, SR-71, Seether, Opeth, Home Star Runner, Jody Has Hitlist, The Click Five, Hollywood Undead, The Maine, Forever The Sickest Kids, Becca, Good With Grenades, Howie Day, We The Kings, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Trading Yesturday, Hinder, Red, Goo Goo Dolls, Boys Like Girls, Scouting For Girls, Suicide Silence, Am i Blood, Disturbed, NIRVANA, Breaking Benjamin, Guns 'n' Roses, AC/DC, System Of A Down, Whitechapel, As I Lay Dying, Kings Of Leon, Switchfoot, Slient Hill, Madina Lake, A Day To Remember, BLACK VEIL BRIDES, Panic! At The Disco, MUMFORD AND SONS, You Me At Six, Theory Of A Deadman, Jason Mraz, Rusted Root, FOX AVENUE, GOOD CHARLOTTE, Jimmy Eat World, Anberlin, New Found Glory, All Time Low, Lostprofits, Yellowcard, 30 Seconds To Mars, Yound Guns, Kids In Glass Houses, Smash Mouth, Fair To Midland, Wolf Parade, Five Fingure Death Punch, Atreyu, FRAMING HANLEY, 36 Crazyfists, Funeral For A Friend, Madina Lake, Feeder, Safety Suit, Journey, Quietdrive, My Passion, SCUBA DICE, Papa Roach, Puddle Of Mudd, Four Year Strong, Bring Me The Horizon, Audio Slave, Alice In Chains, Santana, JET, Volbeat, Zebra Head, Counting Crows, HALESTORM, Pantera, The Pretty Reckless, Paulo Nutini, Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Stone Sour, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Phantom Planet, Beck, MARILYN MANSON, Hanson, Shinedown, OneRepublic, Ed Sheeran, Die Artze, R.E.M, The Answer, ERIC CLAPTON, Cream, Kate Rusby, JOAN JETT, Katy Perry, Arch Enemy, ADELE, Fleetwood Mac, Abracadvre, Amy Whinehouse, Christina Perri, In Tua Nua, Owl City, FLYLEAF, The Who, LED ZEPPELIN, Prince, Bob Dylan, Chuck Berry, THE ROLLING STONES, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Sprinsteen, Marvin Graye, The Dubliners, Neil Young, David Bowie, Dire Straits, Aerosmith, Pearl Jam, etc..etc..

Fav Books: all of Kelly Armstrongs books(there are too many to name), Fairy Wars saga, all of the MaryJanice Davidson books(again WAY too many to name) The Secret Ministry of Frost by Nick Lake, 13 Reasons Why by Jay Asher, Shiver by Maggie Steifvater, all fo Carrie Vaughn books(namely Kitty and The Midnighthour and all the ones that go with it) ect...


80 Things to do in exams if you think your going to fail anyway.

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word or some sexual innuendo for example.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Cry and Bawl

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor or better yet; cross-dress

43. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

44. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

45. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

46. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

47. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

48. Bring cheerleaders, or bring pets

49. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

50. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

51. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). 52. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. 53. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”

54. Bring a water pistol with you, or start a brawl in the middle of the exam

55. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.

56. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

57. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

58. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

59. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

60. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

61. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say “it helps me think. ” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told you so”.

62. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher”

63. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking a test teacher!” (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn “We’re on a bridge Charlie!”)

64. go into the exam room. sit down, put on a helmet with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.

65. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the seconds hand reaches 6, start singing the Countdown theme tune.

66: leave the whole exam blank after writing THERE ARE ALWAYS MARKS FOR NEAT WORK

67. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell ‘they’re coming for me!’ and run out

68. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds

69. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend/girlfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get you to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone “EXCUSE ME!!! We’re a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . “

70. colour in the letters that have a closed of space i.e. a, b, d, e etc

71: On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling you that”. Cover the entire page/paper. Or put movie quotes like “All work and no play makes a dull boy”

72: Get three of your friends to dress up in red robes with crosses. Have them wait outside the class until you get the test and say “I though I was taking a test. I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.” Then have your friends run in yelling ” NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”. Try do do this with other Monty Python gags to mix things up.

73: Get a friend to help you answer the questions by doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE BATTLE!

74: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.

75: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say “Yo Professor , I’m really happy for ya and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of ALL TIMEE!

76. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ over the speakers.

77: Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start singing the tune, see how many people catch on.

78: Yell out you lost The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )

79: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say you can dance if you want to, if your friends don’t dance then they are no friends of yours.

80: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on questions that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.


Things To Do In A Lift!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8)SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
1 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


Quotes

"You said 'miracles happen only once'. So what was that the second time?" -Ichigo Kurosaki to Byakuya Kuckiki, Bleach

"Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" -Fang, Maximum Ride

"Is it necessary for me to jump up and down at the good news? I have back problems.” -Scar, The Lion King

"Ha! You won this place in a poker game and you cheated!" -Vaurian Scapegrace

"So did you, I just cheated better." -Hieronymus Deadfall, Skulduggery Pleasant

"I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!... Not that I would want to, of course, ~cough~" -Gazzy, Maximum Ride

"I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted." -Skulduggery

"I get the feeling that you'll go for flattered." -Valkyrie Cain

"It's a fuzzier feeling." -Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasant

"I was listening to the news." Harry

"Listening to the news? Again?!" -UncleVernon

"Well, it changes every day, you see." -Harry, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"When every sensible explaination has been disapproved, then whatever remains, however silly, must be the truth.

And the truth is that the british empire stands on the brink of an invasion by highly intelligent hats from the future."Mrs. Mumby, Starcross

"Where's Elizabeth?" -Will Turner

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like SHE promised, and you get to die for her just like YOU promised! So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"Wh-what's this?" -Timothy Hearst

"It's a sword, you've just been stabbed" -Allen

"WAAAGHH! A SWORD...A SWORD... STABBED?! WAAAGH!!" -Timothy Hearst, D.Gray-Man

"I can fit through these bars, wanna know why? Because I'm little." -Ash, Fantastic Mr. Fox

"How I did I pass? She fought like I owed her money." -Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach

"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit"- Remus Lupin, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Set in a general... THAT WAY direction." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." -the sharks, Finding Nemo

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Hatake Kakashi, Naruto


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again...

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject


I am a bomb t

echnician. If you see me running away, try to keep up.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If you think Hinamori is too obsessed with Aizen and doesn't deserve Hitsugaya, copy and paste this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'too off it's orbit' for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

They laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're the same!

You know you have been reading too much manga when you accidently try to read a normal book backwards.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I run with scissors... it makes me feel dangerous!

Be optimistic, all the people you hate will eventually die.

It's all fun and games, until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (It's SO obvious)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?


14 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "code 3 in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming, "The British are coming!!"

11. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme-tune. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things!

Last night I was in bed, looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered...

"Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
(BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, but just weren't paying enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

I fall down AND up stairs! That takes talent!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Although I have to admit I'm the sort of person that usually loses...)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Every time I go to the doctor's I get a jacket. A strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away...

I'm the kind of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.

Sometimes it's best to not question your friends. Just help them dump the body bag into the river.


24 (AWESOME) WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS

1.Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Repeat all of the words in a film.
10.Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh... I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night!


If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Lavi, Kanda (Yuu-chan!), Gaara and Sasuke, I'm pointing at you!!)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

To anyone that has been accused of being a vampire, you're not alone out there... trust me when I say that.

Raisins are evil, retarded grapes. Don't argue with me.

If at first you don’t succeed...cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you are a Ninja!

I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a Full House and 4 people died.

Be a rebel; open the wrong side of the popcorn bag.

If you woke up breathing; congratulations! You have a second chance!

I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

(No I'm not a lesbian or anything but seriously, if people were afraid of heterosexuals, then what would you do? How would you feel? It's stupid, to be honest.)

LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa

If this made you laugh...put it in your profile

Quotes;

"When was the last time you actually stayed for a whole battle. You always retreat at some point." "Don't disrespect me! I have never retreated in battle!" "Of course you haven't, Starscream. You always advance backwards!" - Transformers 2 game. I was in tears when i heard this for the first time. It's the truth Star, so get over it! lol

"OW! What the fuck was that for?!" "You were in my way so that's your fault" "Oh well, excuse me! So the next time you get in my way, I'm just gonna prod you with a sword" "I guess that makes it fair."

"You can eat his arm afterwards." "Ahh, sweet." "No, savory."

If he quotes one more piece of poetry, I'm gonna tear that book apart and STICK IT UP HIS ASS!!

A good friend will comfort you when you break up with him. A BEST friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."

My brain is like lightning; one flash and it's gone.

On one boring day, my mind wandered...and it never came back T.T

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

When other girls wanted to be a ballerina, I wanted to be a VAMPIRE!

SAVE THE EARTH! IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE!

Okay...there's this thing called retard-ed-ness, and...me and my friends... we've gone PRO BABY!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

"Do you have any new information?" "I have some information... we suck" "I said new information"

Living in peace and tranqulity... I'd rather stick a tooth pick in my eye.

When life gives you lemons... squirt them in your enemies eyes.

When something goes wrong... blame it on the person next to you.

Glomping is just rugby... hugging someone at 50mph.

O.o Shiny, therefore it must be important (You will actually see that this statement is true in most games)

Luck is a losers excuse for a winners position

Smile, no one ever blames the happy person...(actually, it's the complete opposite)

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

They say 'look forward to the future' but why when its going to kill you at one point

Don't judge me for what I look like, judge me for who I am.

Things that can piss you off:

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours?

People who search the whole room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid 9.00 dollars to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know asshole, you're the who pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! I don't need your writing on my paper, thanks moron.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I wouldn't be standing here, retard

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

XXXXXXXXX

VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT SASUSAKU NEWS ALL SASUSAKU FANS MUST READ!! on page 116 of the first Naruto volume when Sakura is saying my hobby is SASUKE IS BLUSHING WHILE SAKURA IS LOOKING AT HIM!! ITS A SIGN I TELL YOU!! AND IF U LOOK THREE PAGES BEFORE THAT IN THE PICTURE OF ALL THREE OF THEM AND THEY'RE TELLIN KAKASHI TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF SASUKE IS STARING AT SAKURA!! ITS SOOOOOOOO OBVIOUS THAT HE CARES ABOUT HER!! ITS PROOF!!

If your keyboard or computer hates you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair back wards, c opy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile.!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHinata copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,CrazyGreyWolfGirl

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (although I have to admit I'm the sort of person that usually loses...)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, Sadowkitty, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, CrazyGreyWolfGirl

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, CrazyGreyWolfGirl

98 percent of teenagers have tried or do smoke pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that don't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (It's SO obvious)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, CrazyGreyWolfGirl

Quotes:

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

Don't piss me off... I'm running out of room to hide the bodies.

Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

Don't lose touch with lifes reality, compensate for lifes stupidity.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away...

I always think before I speak. . . It's just most of the time people don't like what I thought.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Other stuff:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuosly just because you frickin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Vampires & would LOVE to become one, post this on your profile.

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click .."?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (or multiple people in my case), Copy this into your profile.

Copy & Paste this into your profile, if you know someone or have a loved one who has DIED or is living with Cancer, then add your name to the list: CrImSoN-AnGeL666, Yoshikuni-Chiaki

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Q.U.O.T.E.S.

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,
pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come". -Matt Groening

"Art is a bang, un!" -Deidara

"People are like slinkies, basically useless, and yet it's so fun to watch them fall down the stairs." -sticker

"My friends are the kind of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish; I love them to death." -sticker

"Sometimes I creep myself out." -Sticker

"I'm so tired of people saying I have anger issues, if you do, I'll slit your throat!" -Shirt.

"Don't piss me off, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies." -Sticker

"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick." -Sticker

"Hooked on Fonix dun good four mee." -Shirt

"Silence is golden, ductape is silver." -Shirt

"I like to watch people trip." -Happy Bunny

"If life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes'." -Happy Bunny

"Can't sleep... Clowns will eat me." -Shirt

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." -Shirt

"You shouldn't let your mind wonder. It's much to small to be out on it's own." -Shirt

"You're not the brightest crayon in the box - are you?" - shirt

"If there is life on other planets, they must be using Earth as thier insane asylum." -Unknown.

"And on the eighth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."" -Unknown.y stories!

Things We Do That Should Be On A Comedy Show

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason at all, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe that over half of what you say/ write/ think doesn't come out right, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your on feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile. (I laugh at this becaus eI can unfortunately relate)

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love annoying your friends copy this onto your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

M.o.R.e...A.m.A.z.I.n.G...q.U.o.T.e.S.

A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their asses off at you.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!

If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh harder.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I care more about the idiotic way you're doing something rather than what you're actually doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it. (my favourite)

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! (my favourite)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shiz!!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally... sometimes... ok ok a lot) AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do It All the Time!!), Bloodlustkunoichi (che...i aint called a klutz for nuthin ya know), Headstrong21 (It happens to me at ALL staircases...)


20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!

Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.

Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.

Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.

Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.

Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.

Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.

Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones

Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.

Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her

Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.

Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.

Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her

Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.


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If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile

92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever

If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...Or are planning to do any of these things

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

OMG! The rains wet.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357,Kawaii Hanami, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Kawaii Hanami, greendaymcrsasusaku4ever

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore(Karin in Naruto Shippuuden)

If u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love him so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.) Long list for me... why must they make them so cute?!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto Are Not Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile! BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT!!

If you make absolutely no plans on Saturday night and risk your social life just to watch Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would cry if Sasuke and Sakura, Neji and Tenten, Naruto and Hinata, and Temari and Shikamaru didn't pair up in the anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile!

PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome thinkgs she did. I give credit to gaarafaves for telling me about that one.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body except Sakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...

Made By: Dying Sakura

Time never existed: The past happened, the present is happening and the future never happened." .

"Love is like a rumor: everybody talks about it...but nobody truly knows what it is"

"You are far away, but yet your love remains, I can feel it all around. It embraces me and holds me tight, night after night."

"Falling in love doesn't fall by itself. There is always a desire to take the plunge. Just make sure that love sticks around, to pick you up when you fall."

"And even though I know how very far apart we are, it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star. And when the night winds start to sing a lonesome lullaby, it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky. Somewhere out there, if love can see us through then, we'll be together ... Somewhere out there, out where dreams, come true."

"I can only tell you a little of how much I love you as there are not enough words to describe it, the rest of how I feel is a private conversation between our hearts."

"Shiznit!"

"And every day I feel a little more pain... My heart is breaking can't you see?"

"I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips."

"So I went with 'uhhhhhh' which is like a concerned moan."

"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit"

"Sweetie the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling."

"I am the cobra commander in this-RRRRRR! I SAID NO COOKIES!"

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point." .

"Look! -shoots- An undead monkey! Top that!"

"Malicky licky... save me."

"Set in a general THAT WAY direction."

"Now where is that monkey I need to shoot something!"

"Dont touch my dirt."

"Honestly, 'Neji', 'mock' and 'at him' didn't mix well together."

"Lemons!"

"Little tortilla boy!"

"Huevo splash you sexy mother fucker!"

"He shaves his huevos!"

"Go home child!"

"Gaara got sand in his eyes! How ironic..."

"Bleh!"

"Great i'm being followed by rocks now..."

"We must fight, to run away!"

"Let the eagle fly away! ...Your end is near, the eagle got shot... :("

"NEJI YOU!"

(For those of you who still don't get it, the japanese name 'Neji' means 'screw'. Im not kidding. Of course they don't mean it that way but like... how are you NOT suppose to take it the wrong way...?)

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Pink and Green by Faye Iparis reviews
AU. "This is Sakura," Fugaku said. "She will be part of this family from now on." Sasuke then wondered how pink and green could possibly look good together as it looked good on her. - SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,045 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Days Without Rain by sarsaparillia reviews
Zuko, Katara, and life after the war. — Zuko/Katara, others.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,806 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Katara, Zuko
A Truth Not To Be Revealed by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "No, you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're hated by the village, untrusted and guarded. The council is still debating whether they should keep you, kill you or banish you. I'm one of the most trusted kunoichi of this village, a medic nin, and they would not stand the mere thought of me being with you. They will kill you if ever we do this, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/30/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Snake Charmer by a warrior queen reviews
You're always rising from the ashes. [Contains OCs]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,354 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Karin, Naruto U.
time in between by ohwhatsherface reviews
SNK AU. Just another romantic gesture by the socially awkward in a world infested by titans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fragments of Time by a warrior queen reviews
The person that you take a bullet for is behind the trigger. —SasuSaku. Gang!Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 266,286 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Leave Your Spirit by Like A Dove reviews
A woman's heart is full of secrets. Katara knows this better then anyone. A "what if Kya was Zuko's?" one-shot. Canon compliant up until S02E04 of Legend of Korra.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
send you my love, on the wire by MintiNeko reviews
Sakura doesn't hold out hope for Sasuke's return. But the latest of these secret visits suggest he might yet give her a reason. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
sweet nothings by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke and Sakura get married and have babies, but it's not as simple as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Make Believe Theory by a warrior queen reviews
Let's make shades of gray. —Sasuke-centric, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Their Miracle by sasusaku779 reviews
They met on the subway, and she dragged across town on Christmas Day. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
where the daylight begins by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
hit you in the back of the head with a gun by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time Lydia Martin decided that if Stiles Stilinski was going to be her new friend, she was going to have to teach him a thing or eight. — Lydia, Stiles, Jackson.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Stiles, Lydia M., Jackson W. - Complete
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 286,235 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/31/2009
shadow of the day by a warrior queen reviews
You don't have to be afraid and lonely anymore. —Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
bone marrow by a warrior queen reviews
Everything's turning dark for you. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
18 Flowers by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Of Fern: "Stop believing all women want a prince charming riding on a white horse, Sasuke-kun. Because I don't." [sasusaku oneshots] [Slightly Crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wanderlust by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SS Month 2013! AU. Sasuke and Sakura travel the world together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Resting in a Raze by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Sokka go searching for a waterbender who has been long lost. Slowly but surely their world begins to erupt around them. Sequel to 'I Was Not Magnificent'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Well, This is Odd by Like A Dove reviews
Thanks to Uncle Iroh and his mysterious Spirit World ways, Katara and Zuko wake up in each other's bodies. Shenanigans ensue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Katara, Zuko
Fated Passion by Moonlight102310 reviews
A mission gone wrong brings her into the hands of her worst nightmare. A mission gone wrong brings her into the hands of someone who wants her with a burning passion. With chaos and entropy rampaging unchecked their fates become intertwined as love and hate spiral out of control. SasuSaku, lemons, violence, swearing, character death! Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,890 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Nothing But Time by Unicorn Paige reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and the ups and downs of being in a relationship. Drabble series. SasuSaku. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
love on the run by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fragments by ohwhatsherface reviews
100prompts. 007 Work. The audition line looped around the block. It appeared everyone wanted to work for the Cirque d'Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
paper trail by a warrior queen reviews
Blow me a kiss and make me laugh. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Rocket Queen by a warrior queen reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
eterno suspirar by a warrior queen reviews
It's where my demons hide. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Iridescent by a warrior queen reviews
Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Domesticated by ohwhatsherface reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Was Not Magnificent by Like A Dove reviews
When Zuko first meets the waterbender with the scars, he's fascinated by her. His fascination quickly turns into something much more. Soon Zuko will have to confront his greatest enemy - himself. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Too Cold For You Here by Like A Dove reviews
Azula has taken it upon herself to find her brother the best Fire Lady. A matchmaking story featuring Princess Azula as the matchmaker. Post-series. Written for the Zutara Secret Santa Exchange.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Falling Into History by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
break it open by Like A Dove reviews
Quick and dirty drabbles for Zutara Month.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Coming of Age by Like A Dove reviews
Katara has decided that it is time for Zuko to become a man. This is about exactly what you think it's about.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Day after day she comes to see him, and he doesn't know why. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just Fine by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He was at a loss, and wondered if he could last alone until tomorrow. He wondered how in the world Sakura could ever leave him alone like this, two young kids and no one guaranteed to help him. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Long Live by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. The Leaf Kingdom is different. Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters, to be leaders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
sunny side up by a warrior queen reviews
It was midnight when he admitted he loved her. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
bubble dreams by a warrior queen reviews
Sit with me; stay a while. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
my immortal by a warrior queen reviews
As long as I can still dream, I'll dream of you. I belong to you. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Heaven Didn't want Me by Aiko Yamarashi reviews
Heaven loves to screw me over. I'm just trying to make friends with my co-worker, Sasuke Uchiha, and not have my boss kill me in the process. Easier said than done. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,689 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Eyes of Stone by a warrior queen reviews
Lay your weary head to rest. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Ever After by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Porcelain by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were nineteen and nervous. They were twenty and hormonal. They were twenty-one and crazy about each other. This is the evolution of their bond after his return. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Kiss of Fire by flowinthestream12 reviews
This is a one-shot of what I think SHOULD have happened after Katara apprehended Azula. Now complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Foundations by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Sakura AU. She tells him that he isn't like the boy she remembers. He suggests that maybe that's because he isn't that boy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish I Was the Moon by Like A Dove reviews
After getting into a fight with Zuko the night before his wedding to Mai, Katara starts to come to the painful realization that in order to truly be happy, that you first must learn to be happy with yourself. A story about a journey of self-discovery. Written for Zutara Week: Seasons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Time Can't Heal by ohwhatsherface reviews
It becomes a recurring thing. They have sex, they go to sleep, she has a nightmare. He only wakes when she stops breathing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
don't you want to share the guilt by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. "You and I remember Sound very differently," she replied wryly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sparks fly by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
par for the course by sarsaparillia reviews
On gangsters, being a councilman, and shady poker deals at four in the morning. — Mako/Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spit by hotoffthefryer reviews
Sasuke decides to test if you can really run out of spit with Sakura on one hot summer day. By licking her. He really doesn't care if she doesn't like it; whatever gets the point proven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
live like the stars by sarsaparillia reviews
Two sparks, tumbling along. — Mako/Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
candlelight eyes by sarsaparillia reviews
Pressed against the glass, watching people pass; the world had seemed so much smaller before he'd met the Avatar. — Mako/Korra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miss Concepcion by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU He approached Sakura and sat beside her on the bed and took her hand in his. "Just… be careful next time." He said with a faint blush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
maybe if my heart stops beating by sarsaparillia reviews
She's still just a teenage girl, you know. — Mako/Korra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dread by ohwhatsherface reviews
They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
I Have Called You Friend by AdariasWrath23 reviews
All these years everyone had it wrong. Only Itachi saw the horrible potential Sasuke had. He saw the murderous intent hidden deep within. And he knew bringing that rage to the surface would be the only way to know if Sasuke could redeem himself. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,433 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the abduction of psyche by sarsaparillia reviews
Like touching her face but he's wearing gloves. — Mako/Korra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Split Seconds by grandlarseny reviews
Drabbles and shorts from the series 'Naruto'. Primarily SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
on the off chance i could find you by sarsaparillia reviews
In a disposable plastic society, Konoha's underbelly is the last place anyone wants to be. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blemished Heart by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/Sakura-centric. Light SasuSaku/ But as you embrace her fragmented heart in the palms of your shaking hands, it is all you can do to swear to mend and protect it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
More than the Price of Honor by heza08 reviews
When Prince Zuko captures the Avatar's Waterbender, he knows he can use Katara to lure Aang to his demise. His quest to keep her, though, will give rise to a reluctant hero and set them both on a journey to change the course of destiny.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,593 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Katara, Zuko
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
I and Love and You by Like A Dove reviews
Katara decides to properly thank Zuko for what he did for her, and she wonders if she'll always be the girl he'll take lightning for. Slightly alternative ending for the series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
the stand alone complex by sarsaparillia reviews
That was what forgiveness sounded like. Screaming, and then silence. — Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
jukebox by The Loser Lord reviews
SASUSAKU. Collection of oneshots. Track eleven - "Sway"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,876 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gift Items and Panic by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Katara aren't sure what to get each other for Christmas, so Sokka and Toph are recruited to help. Modern day Christmas one-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Our New Life Begins by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "How are your eyes? Do they still hurt?" Sasuke could not help but to bring up a hand to brush just under his left socket. A deep sigh left his mouth. "...They're better." Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,672 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ice Princess by veggiebulma reviews
Story starts right after Southern Raiders and continues until many years after the war, when Katara must marry by her 2oth bday. Many benders wish for her hand but she can't get over one night before the end of the war. ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 172,110 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Music by Laura-chan reviews
Zuko finally finds a kind of music he likes. Zuko/Katara Written for the Zutara smut week on lj.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
I Don't Have a Clue by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko discovers that Katara's ex is none other than Jet and is thoroughly disgruntled. On the bright side, at least Jet's already dead. Continuation of audreyii-fic's "Sparrowkeet".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Caught by Like A Dove reviews
Sokka's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw that they were practically sprawled across the kitchen table. "AND OH MY GOD I EAT THERE." Written for Zutara Week "Caught". Modern day. Sokka catches Zuko and Katara in a compromising position.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Birthday by the blanket reviews
Life as a series of constant interruptions – Sakura, Sasuke and waiting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
vodkaquiet by sarsaparillia reviews
Vodka doesn't like theatrics, but they're low on vocabulary and she's drunk in his kitchen, so theatrics is all they have. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
burying the hatchet by sarsaparillia reviews
You took this too far. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love, to still my mind by sarsaparillia reviews
It's like fireworks exploding in reverse. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
lady peace by sarsaparillia reviews
Light her up and let her go. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
carnations after sundown by sarsaparillia reviews
A lifetime in four short days. "I love you. Did you know that?" — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Look Alive, Sunshine by sarsaparillia reviews
Blood on the concrete. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Road That Takes Me Home by Raina1 reviews
A collection of Naruto short stories that I've written over the years, posted here for the first time. Rated M for a few mature stories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the matchstick city by sarsaparillia reviews
They existed to the sound of sirens and rain and the desperate, desolate crackle of an old radio. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nightmares on wax by sarsaparillia reviews
It's 3AM and Sakura's contemplating disconnecting her phone. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Running by kerapal bubbles reviews
"Sasuke...will it ever stop?" "We'll make it stop." For SasuSaku month on LJ!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drink Your Tears by Like A Dove reviews
Katara is good at what she does. The Fire Lord is aware of this. Unfortunately for him he doesn't see her smile turn into a snarl.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Behind the Bars by x.Kaze-chan reviews
//SasuSaku// AU She should have known better than to extend her help to him. Now, she has to deal with the many temptations clawing at her with the undeniably sexy street racer in her home. “Are you seducing me?” “…Are you seduced?” “N-No!” “Then no."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,551 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
T O U R by Queen of Pascalities reviews
Those boys put the fun in dysfunctional and the moron in oxymoron. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Second Sannin by belle2990 reviews
Sequel. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are separated for five years, each on their own mission. Sakura is on a mission for Tsunade, Sasuke is on a mission to destroy Akatsuki, and Naruto is on a mission to find Sakura. Manga spoilers. SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,901 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
thirty one days in november by sarsaparillia reviews
SasuSaku canon!drabbleseries. Well, at least the war is over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Konoha Academy of the Performing Arts by CrazyGreyWolfGirl reviews
Four people all from different pasts with different ideas for the future had one thing in common with each other: they were fighting for their dream, and it starts at the Konoha Academy for the Performing Arts. AU SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lies and Truths by BlindAgainForYou reviews
Under annoying circumstances Sasuke must move in with his horribly arrogant older brother. Having lived a life of numerous girlffriends and heavy metal concerts Sasuke is more than angry to leave. But then he meets Sakura, and everything changes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Elevator by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
AU It started with an elevator. Sakura was used to Karin bringing home strange men, but she'd never liked one like this before. sasusaku Contains minor suggestive themes and excessive eating of muffins... you have been forewarned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ghost by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Gift!fic for aNdreaa. SasuSaku. The mission is simple: break in and get the device, "Ghost". However, there are a few flaws with the plan, as Sakura and Sasuke realize. Just getting in alive will be hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,280 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Consumption by Like A Dove reviews
Despite his efforts, Katara had been consumed by fire.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Date Clause by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Katara are forced to go on a date together. Epic confessions, drunkenness, sneaking around, and attempted dirty talk ensue. Who knew defying Uncle Iroh and his stupid matchmaker friend could be so much fun?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
eHarmony by candyluver reviews
AU. SasuSaku. When you have two idiots who simply can not get a date, and two bestfriends who keep poking their noses into things, there's only one solution. eHarmony.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Meant To Be by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ But right when she caught the look in his eyes, one that was far too surprisingly honest, she caught herself thinking that maybe, yes, he did mean to praise her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,910 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Spite of the Nail by MintiNeko reviews
Nonmassacre AU. drabbles. Some things change, some things stay the same. 04: Post Chuunin Exams. Sasuke thinks, Sakura sleeps, and on this night in this alternate universe, things go well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kodak Moments by dance of isis reviews
o2. "You kicked a puppy? How could you?" For Neon Genesis. SASUSAKU. Sequel to The Pinkish Green Saga. One-shot anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstanding In A Hotel Reservation by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Burning Yesterday by sarsaparillia reviews
Soulless-eyed girls, gilded bird-cages, and the scent of burning photographs. Running, for the dying princess of a dead country, is all that's left. — Sasuke/Sakura. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,422 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Saving me from this eternity by Hatted Hatter reviews
You're mine now, and for eternity” His fangs glinting in the candle light, he kissed the bite marks on her neck, SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,723 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instinct and Emotion by Mitsuki-senpai reviews
Emotions are blinding. Insticts save your life. So why is it so hard to ignore the emotions? Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Basis of Affection by MintiNeko reviews
It was easy for Sakura to like Sasuke, after he helped her stop crying, find her way home, and smiled at her twice.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neck by MintiNeko reviews
First it was the pressure point, then the attempted strangulation. It was always the damn neck with him. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spellcasters and Familiars by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Things just keeps getting complicated for me, Sakura Haruno, the Freak, Looser Extraordinaire, and oh, did I mention now a D-Level Spell Caster? I just want to be NORMAL for crying out loud! SasuSaku later on. Edited Chap 1, 2
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Little Miss Seductress ::Take Two by Riz-I reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the Kings of Konoha High keep their titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continuation of Little Miss Seductress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,823 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
unravelings by MintiNeko reviews
The Sakura of Sasuke's mind is both crueler and more beautiful than the real one. But things are starting to change.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
mad love by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life of an Innocent Werewolf by a spark in the embers reviews
People say that werewolves don't exsist. They.are.so.wrong. I am Haruno Sakura. Now a werewolf, courtesy of a certain red eyed wolf....Sasusaku. Rewriting as a different story. Check my profile for details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Runaway by angelforshow reviews
AU. "I take this bus not knowing where I'll end up at, but certain that I will never stay for too long." A girl has to search everywhere to seek her fortune. Remaining static will get her no where. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Attaining The Impossible by xx.aesthetic reviews
AU; SasuSaku; Working as a maid in Uchiha Sasuke's mansion should have been a dream. But with a jealous 'wife,' a baby that's a handful, a mother who's got the wrong idea, and intrusive guests, my dream turns into a nightmare. /What a dream.../
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,588 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
As If In Prayer by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Who loves you make you cry; who doesn't, makes you laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Net to Catch the Wind by Burning Ice reviews
The Fire Nation is in a tizzy because the most important birth in history is about to take place. Of course there is only one person the Fire Lord thinks is cut out to midwife such an important delivery. Zutara/Hahnzula, ***SEQUEL TO MIDSUMMER MADNESS**
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,244 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Katara, Zuko
So Predictable by runwitskizzers reviews
Ever since she had broken into Sasuke’s house a few months earlier and seen that well-worn copy of Icha Icha he’d kept hidden from the world… her curiosity had been sparked. SasuSaku. Sequel to Bloody Typical.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Second Chance by CrazyGreyWolfGirl reviews
Sakura couldnt take it anymore. After all that had happened, the pain was just too much for her. Finally reaching breaking point, she looks to her last resort: the forbidden scroll. timetravel ff SxS NxH NxT IxS PLZ READ! HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,237 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sincerely Yours by DarkSoleil reviews
It's never too late to grab pen and paper and just write. 12 years is nothing when you have enough stamps. Sequel to Dear Stranger. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Themes of Life by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
02. Humor. "I mean, really. Sasuke. Honey. You know I’d love you even if you were bald and deranged.” Sasuke/Sakura one shot series.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Beauty and the Beast by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,930 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scar Tissue by CharLots reviews
After a terrible battle in which Sasuke saves Naruto's life, the two are brought back to Konoha, barely alive. But even as their bodies heal, they find out there are some wounds no amount of chakra can mend. A/U SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Between these Shades of Grey by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Who would have thought two girls could be so much trouble for a vampire and a werewolf. SasuSaku NaruHina TenNeji and many more. warning lemon. ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,307 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Blizzard by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
There are barriers between them, some that Sasuke made and some that Sakura puts up. She thinks they are slowly disappearing, though. --Valentine's Day Challenge. Sasuke, Sakura, and a snowy day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wordless by seleneswan reviews
Because actions speak louder. Valentine's Day Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
the triumph of magic over brute by mrie reviews
In which magic prevails, and happiness was always meant to find a way. Blatant, absolute Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sinless by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Nights, in Sakura's world, are meant for staying awake and hoping he doesn't find her. But running away only works for so long. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Perfect Score by sasusaku779 reviews
Contestant Number 7: Nerdy Sakura! Play the game to win a date with the Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
rescue breathing by mrie reviews
Sasuke has always loved them and it has never mattered. But it’s like breathing, and some things cannot be helped. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stakeout by The Loser Lord reviews
SasuSaku ; Faux SasuIno. 'You're annoying'; 'Oh, shut up'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trading Heartbeats by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "I'm glad you didn't end up being gay." Because this love was made of secret smiles and everyday lunch dates between twelve to two and the promise that the next day they spend together will be better than the last.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bubblegum by Queen of Pascalities reviews
/"You mean I have no morals?"/"I never said that."/"But you implied."/"True."/ SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marco Polo by x.Kaze-chan reviews
“Let me give you some advice, when you encounter a one night stand—it’s a sign that it’s going to be more than just a one night stand,” his words sounded wise until he continued talking. “But then again, it could mean absolutely nothing too!" //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
less a dilemma, more a crisis of faith by MintiNeko reviews
At this moment in time, under the night sky and its shadowy crescent moon, you understand that to Haruno Sakura the dilemma to kiss or kill you is nonexistent: to her they are one and the same. And oddly enough, you are relieved. Recent chapter spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
untouchable by precarious mind reviews
.:for Appearance Deceived:. People are going missing, and as Sakura watches her friends disappear, she can't help but to suspect those new kids. As she delves into the mystery, she finds that playing with fire ultimately ends in pain. Vampire oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letting the Cables Sleep by BlueGreenApples reviews
Drabble Collection from Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. NejiTen. KibaIno. ShikaTem. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Lie to me by Ren Mizuki reviews
"Lie to me." that simle, breathy request that escaped her lips taunted him, challenged him.Why not kill her, dispose of the nuisance she was? But as time had lapsed, they had both grown. Sakura especially. And now, she seemed just the woman to tempt him from his path of darkness. SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Devil's Pact by Juniper11 reviews
Resist Uchiha Sasuke's body for six months. She could do that...couldn't she?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'd Be Your Anything by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. “Hey, Sakura, my REALLY ATTRACTIVE friend Sasuke, sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME with the black hair thinks you’re really HOTT!” Sasuke blamed it on meat cleavers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Condom Flavors by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a rose for her casket by precarious mind reviews
.:au.oneshot.horror:. "Yes," Orochimaru murmurs. His teeth flash as he smiles devilishly. "This will be quite the finale."// It is time to face the nightmare.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage moive star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
the angel's masquerade by paperbagface reviews
SasuSaku. AU. Slowly, he is saving her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piece it Together by Neon Genesis reviews
Alternate Universe. "Sasuke-kun... do you have everything you thought you'd have?" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Dirty Little Secret by full.of.awesome.ness reviews
It'll be our dirty little secret." he whispered softly in her ear. Sasusaku. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Falling into eternity by hollyflower reviews
sakura and her friends have been trying to escape the orphanage or to long. But when they finally do, it doesn't happen the way they expect and the girls soon find themselves pressed wall to wall with their newly found worst enemies.sasusaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
those sunshine days by precarious mind reviews
.:au.sasusaku.naruhina:. "Hi. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I work in a bar downtown, my best friend is an asshole, and I was kind of a jerk to you." Sasuke and Sakura play their hands at matchmaking; Hinata and Naruto can't afford to complain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Points of View by the general girl reviews
No one will hurt her, he'll make sure of it. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
girl in a glittering world by dance of isis reviews
So, Sakura has to tutor Uzumaki Naruto. Class clown, all that jazz. There are totally more cons than pros. But then she meets Uchiha Sasuke. And you know what? Maybe it's not that bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Prankster Haven by Loubell reviews
Naruto and Sakura are pranksters but when their school gets enough of their pranks and are sent to Konoha high school a place where all the pranksters and trouble makers go there they meet Sasuke and the gang. SasuSaku maybe some garrasaku /slight crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Adonis Wears Prada by Gabbeh reviews
/SxS/ Thou shall not fall in love with thy boss. One rule that she swore to follow. Simple, right? Well…not when her boss is Adonis in the flesh, complete with the cocky attitude that annoys her to death. But the more you hate, the more you love, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Welcome to the Café of Youth! by Cee Head reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Double The Recommended Dose by sarsaparillia reviews
She looked at the label on the bottle of painkillers in her hand. Twelve hundred milligrams; or three pills a day. She smiled bitterly, and knocked one back. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monochrome by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sequel to Shades of Grey. Now that Team 7 has been reunited, the dangers have increased tenfold. War with the other nations looms on the horizon, and the threat of Akatsuki is ever present. Can their fragile bonds hold, or will Team 7 shatter once more? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Confessions of Konoha's Most Eligible Bachelor by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku request. In which Sasuke's thoughts about him being referred to as a sex god by the whole female population is revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Get Over It by xXriderXx reviews
Highschool time. SASUSAKU. Sakura is a equestrian who doesnt put up with crap, and Sasuke is the bad boy baseball player who needs an attitude adjusment. What happens when Sasuke has to work at Sakura's stable? Minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,955 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Raindrops by hikari yuuko reviews
SasuSaku. Every single raindrop is different. A collection of Naruto oneshots and drabbles. UPDATED! 20. River "I still love you, you know?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
000 0000 by Poison's Ivy reviews
SasuSaku. It all started out with a call, and Sakura's firm belief that vampires didn't exist. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Security Blanket by Neon Genesis reviews
At night, he goes to her./It's strange that she sees him most clearly in the dark. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rubato Sonata by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Nowadays, she figured that going to a diner at 2 a.m. for self-proclaimed "World's best Coffee" and a meal with Sasuke was more of a self-help meeting than a friendship. Meh. As long as he paid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salvation by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post Canon. Repentance Sequel. SasuSaku. It's fitting, Sakura thinks, that the one man she's always dreamed of saving is the one to rescue her from her own stubborn pride.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno,a.k.a the to be Uchiha in a few years, Sakura, was leaning against her boyfriend's arm when she came across an interesting section in the magazine. Sasu/saku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Love by sakurasapprentice7 reviews
Oneshot birthday gift for Sasuke! Songfic. As Sasuke travels through the forest he hears the most beautiful voice that leads to a secret being revealed. Happy Birthday Sasuke! Slight Karin-bashing very slight
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
please don't by the general girl reviews
You're just wasting your energy, she says, and you're breaking my heart. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Myspace by PrincessKunoichi reviews
-Sasusaku- AU- What makes the internet interesting is every teenager going home to their computer and logging on Myspace. Every comment just means 'I love you in a special way' while all the means of annoying the hell out of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairytale Real Estate by Neon Genesis reviews
Ino points a manicured finger at him. "That," she says, in a tone of smug satisfaction, "is Uchiha Sasuke. Your date. Am I a great friend or what?" Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Lazy for Love by Juniper11 reviews
She didn't need love. She told them. She was fine just as she was. Then he came home. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Stranger by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura always thought writing a letter to a complete stranger was creepy, if not slightly romantic. But, what the hell! SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Light Shining Through by Neon Genesis reviews
Naruto sighed. "She loves you. She's always loved you. So go do something about it." He paused. "Just don't screw up." Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hands that hold by the general girl reviews
Because for you I'll prove myself twice. — sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drabble Collection by Gabbeh reviews
/Sasu&Saku/ Entry 4: Waiting- When you smiled you had my undivided attention, when you laughed I had an urge to laugh with you, when you cried I had an urge to hold you, when you said you loved me, for some unexplainable reason...you had my heart forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sayonara My Sanity! by x.Kaze-chan reviews
She was kind of like that girl who trips on her own feet only to look back up at you smiling brightly going, "OMG I FOUND A PENNY!" she drove him crazy and he felt like she secretly enjoyed doing so. AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Countdown by Neon Genesis reviews
Alternate Universe. "I'm kind of hoping that if you fall in love with me, you won't want to kill me." Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unrelenting Time, it Changes a lot of Things by Ren Mizuki reviews
Sasuke's been gone for 3 yrs already. Naruto trains all the time,leaving Sakura alone. But what if Sakura wanted to change her life style? Maybe go out on a different mission. Maybe to Kill Sasuke at some point. Sasu/Saku little Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
where the wicked wander by precarious mind reviews
.:sasusaku.oneshot.au:. The world has been consumed by hate and war and heartless soldiers. Three teenagers are forced to overcome it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afterglow by Burning Ice reviews
It’s a proven fact that 'intimacy' the evening before a demanding physical activity such as a marathon or an epic final battle will improve a woman’s performance, but damage a man’s, the following day. Night before the comet Zutara, Lemon, One-shot, PWP
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Here now by Hatted Hatter reviews
Sakura is sent on a mission to gather information on Sound. But she runs into some unexpected trouble. SasSak.My first fic. Rated M just in case. HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Single Syllable I Love You by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku. Giftfic. She wouldn’t have agreed to be the girlfriend if she wasn’t VIP. For her, break-ups should also be romantic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Kept Secret by sbj reviews
Ten years' worth of hoping and pining and aching and secrets you swore you'd never tell, but still it's all just water flowing through a busted pipe. Epilogue to the "Skirt" series. Greens. Un-beta'd.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
NarutoCoffeeSasuSaku? by dark.angel.261 reviews
Naruto has some coffee, what could happen? SasuSaku of course! Crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My fairytale, My problem by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura at 19. Pregnant? And Sasuke. Though he'd never admit it.. He wouldn't dare to leave her side. - SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Mile In My Dark Boots by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
Lavi doesn't know what to do with the heart she made him grow. He didn't have a name for the knot in his chest. But when she smiled he was happy, when she cried that heart broke. Lenalee doesn't like her shoes. She can have his. LaviLena pre-series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Winter Weekend by dragongoddess13 reviews
a whole weekend all to them selves, i wonder what will happen. LEMON SASU/SAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
on the count of three by mrie reviews
Five times Sakura's world changes in three seconds. - Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Blossom with Thorns by asterisque reviews
Sakura was excited about Juuken Academy, that is, until she got there. In centuries old war with Mangekyou Academy, she's torn between her want to belong, and the forbidden fascination she has for the mysterious leader of her enemy school: Uchiha Sasuke..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Book by BookWyrrm reviews
The Book. Capitals. People wrote everything in it, from what they thought of people to who they liked. And it was all anonymous. But is Sakura prepared for what one message has in store for her? SasuSaku, AU. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep It Clean by grandlarseny reviews
Team 7 goes undercover for a mission, but Sasuke struggles to maintain professionalism when Sakura looks like...THAT. Sexyfuntimes with SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tree Lessons by Gabbeh reviews
-SASUSAKU- He finally admitted that he loved her, and actually did something so out of character he was sure she would be thrilled. Well, he thought wrong. "Why the hell did you engrave our names on my favorite tree you bastard!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Huntress by sarsaparillia reviews
It was after that day that I learned how to shoot a gun. — Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,898 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To Save A Life by full.of.awesome.ness reviews
Sasuke came back. Sakura is relieved from her hospital & apprentice duties. Naruto is let off his training. In each other's hearts, they are Team Seven, and forever will be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
French Kiss by nkitty29 reviews
It started out with As then Bs and now Fs. This is unacceptable for the heir of the Uchiha family, Sasuke cannot be failing a class! Not in senior year. It’s time to call in the experts, Sasuke say hello to Sakura your personal French tutor. Sasu x Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,679 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Can't Let Go by Orangina Locks reviews
Haruno Sakura is a boring student that can't get a date to last more than a couple of minutes. How did she get to be famous rock star Uchiha Sasuke's best friend? Or, used to be, as Sasuke hasn't spoken to her in three years. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
nukenin by Evalena reviews
She had thought that she would never be subjected to this again, something you want so much but can never have staring you right in the face. But it seemed the Fates had different plans for her. —SasukeSakura. Heed the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
like a firefly to a streetlight by Evalena reviews
for he was alone, and she was mesmerized, and so was he. —SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flu Shots by Takara Makoto reviews
Sakura laughed“You are scared of needles! Don’t worry Sasuke when you’re done, I’ll give you a pretty band-aid and a lollipop for being such a good boy. Now roll up your sleeve.”Sasuke smirked at Sakura, “What if I don't want to be a good boy?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Before Morning by CharLots reviews
Most nights, she left her door open for him. Other times, she locked it, and Sasuke almost liked it better that way. * My entry for the SasuSaku FC fanfiction contest at NF. One-shot. *
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stranger On The Other Line by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was getting into when she dialed into 'World-Wide Meeting', but she only knew one thing: She was looking for love. 2nd spin-ff to the 'Dear Stranger' collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Manicure by Mizu no Kenshi reviews
Sasuke has now become the perfect boyfriend material. He makes her tea, gets her stuff ready, and...paints her nails? Kakashi and Naruto will never be the same again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Bets and Broom Closets by Andrianna Litewing reviews
Written with Cassandra Nitewing, AU, highschool-ish. So, what would make Uchiha Sasuke, ice cube of the century, horny? Well, Sakura's going to find out, unfortunately...with a bet. Idiot. Sasusaku, other pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Midsummer Madness by Burning Ice reviews
***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,598 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fear of the Light by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a feared psychopath, has already made 6 psychiatrists join him in the darkness. Can Haruno Sakura, top notch psychiatrist with amnesia, help him, or will she, too, be lured into his trap? [SasuSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Assignment by sasusaku779 reviews
On again, off again boyfriend girlfriend, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura broke up again. Something or someone had to do something to help them realize their deeply denied feelings for each other, who thought 2 children could be the one to do it? sasusak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Devil's Due by DarkSoleil reviews
She sighed. “You’re not the devil, Naruto.” He glanced at her, grinning. “He’s just a very close relative.” NaruHina. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
laying claim by Evalena reviews
because she belongs to him, and he belongs to her, and there is no 'letting go'. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fearless by Neon Genesis reviews
The first time I met Sasuke, he bit my finger. Quite the charmer, that boy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
she waits by Neon Genesis reviews
Sakura waits for him. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gold Glitter and Purple Rimmel by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
Welcome to Sakura's journal of issues! Main topic: how Sasuke Uchiha is ruining my life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Stop Loving You by full.of.awesome.ness reviews
Has anything anyone ever said stopped you from loving me?" Sasusaku. Oneshot. Drabble. AU?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters of Hate by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura is going to marry The Uchiha Sasuke...but do the fangirls give up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The anonymous ones by The Loser Lord reviews
AU. SASUSAKU. 'Aw! Why do guys have to be so unsmooth! Sakura chan, help me' what does anonymity do? Absolutely nothing. 'Dude, completely clueless! I'll so you how a natural Hitch does this.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Per se by The Loser Lord reviews
AU. Crackish. Dialogues. 'Vampires are so lame...yes even the sparkly, gentlemanly ones too.' Part II of Lover Elections.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Jougen by evidently-emily reviews
About a few things I was certain of Sasuke Uchiha was a vampire, part of him thirsted for my blood, and that I was uncontrollably and irrevocably in love with him. [SasuSaku. Twilight based. AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dead Fairytale by x.Kaze-chan reviews
AU //SasuSaku// "I hate you!" then why did she always come back for more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being Manly Towards Spiders by full.of.awesome.ness reviews
Sakura screamed. “SPIDER!” yelled Naruto, trembling as he cautiously pointed at it. Sasuke rolled his eyes and turned away from the shelf he was re-arranging and faced his two terrified team mates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Precious Things by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
You said people in love do crazy things." "We do. I'm just not that crazy." "Then be a little bit crazier for me." The M-rated conclusion to the third chapter of 'Smile Like Broken Glass'. No actual sex, but it's raunchy enough to not be considered 'T'.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Glasses by sillyangelxo reviews
•ONESHOT• SasuSaku. …Because Sakura had to admit, guys with glasses look rather sexy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mouthbreathing by Vio Lenz reviews
Short, Sweet, and really dorky. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
teddy bear trivia by AGENT KELL reviews
I wish you were here, Sasuke-kun. Gift!fic for iMissa!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the rainbow by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. M. That night, and every night, Sasuke deconstructs her like a prism—spreads her apart with his long limbs, his thin fingertips, until she’s splayed out and open with all her colors ready for his perusal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
touchdown turnaround by Neon Genesis reviews
Christmas!gift for Jen. A Christmas Eve party is thrown in Sasuke's living room. Wherein Naruto is drunk, Sasuke is accused of being defensive, and Sakura wears hideous holiday toe-socks. "Dude, I am so making waffles." SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
our time now by Neon Genesis reviews
Christmas!gift for Missa. AU. "I've finally figured out why you hardly ever smile or laugh, Sasuke-kun! It's because you're afraid of wrinkles, isn't it?" SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wine and Cyanide Chasers by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "You can't want this." And with every smile, every kiss, and every touch. He realizes just how dangerous she actually is. Christmas!fic for Becca.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spiders by Vio Lenz reviews
Funny Little Oneshot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Condom by Vio Lenz reviews
SasuSaku. NaruHina. Funny little oneshot. Rated T just to be safe. Some adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chalk by Vio Lenz reviews
SasuSaku. Cute and fluffy, R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
clothes off chronicles by lucidic reviews
Sometimes all it takes to get comfortable, is a little skin on skin contact.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Sakura by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Ewwwww! Daddy is kissing mommy!" A little male voice exclaimed. Both parents broke their lips apart, their heads simultaneously turning to look at the intruder. /Sequel to: My Life With Sasuke Uchiha/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,461 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Story by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because when they married, he didn't really know how to be a husband. But she had eternity to teach him. Sasuke/Sakura. First year married.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Persuasion by Seductive Venus reviews
Sasuke needs just a little bit of stubbornness to give in. Sakura has her ways to get what she wants: his hand in marriage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
all star by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Kenna. Wherein Sakura is embarrassed, Sasuke is the Sausage King, and Naruto is the proud owner of a pimp staff. Oneshot, dialogue!fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tadaima by hikari yuuko reviews
SasuSaku. In the middle of the night, Sasuke reaches for Sakura's help and comes to one final realization.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fresca by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Diary, I Love A Ghost by whenifallxx reviews
You have everything to lose, nothing to gain, and a terrible heartbreak ahead. But the past thirteen years of loving him has led up to it, so why not take it for all its worth? Well, Sakura plans to. Metaphorical title. Pay attention to the dates. SxS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silver Bullet by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,606 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
maybe, just maybe by paperbagface reviews
SasuSaku. AU. Maybe, just maybe, I might really love you. And maybe, just maybe, we were meant for each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Thousand Years by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
On the brink of death, Haruno Sakura witnesses miracle in the person of a lonely vampire named Uchiha Sasuke. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Completing the Circle by kiuna'yukina reviews
Sasuke was fond of 180's. Sakura shows him what it takes to complete the cycle. "How can you fall in love with someone who told you to die, Sasuke?" -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cult by MightyMightyMafia reviews
It was like canvas tearing. A straight line of ripped fibers. Very little fraying along the edges. Poetry in motion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paper Cranes by angelforshow reviews
SasuSaku-ish. “Because I thought that one day you would come back, and one day you’d smile, and one day, maybe, just maybe, we’d fall in love like we were supposed to.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dates by MightyMightyMafia reviews
Sakura raises Sasuke's hand and tenderly presses a kiss to the inside of his palm. His eyes close as if he is in pain. The words stand unspoken, but Sasuke hears them as clear as the toll of a church bell. "I'm still in love with you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,427 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Elections by The Loser Lord reviews
Hop on the boat, come out and vote. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Anti Edward by The Loser Lord reviews
Oneshot. SasuSaku. Fluff. 'Oh Sasuke-kun! You know I love you! You're my litte Anti-Edward that's all.' Slight MYSPACE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
here in your arms by paperbagface reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “Hello,” he quietly murmurs, his onyx eyes smoldering. “I miss you quite terribly.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Untouched by danielie reviews
She still loved him. She always had, and she’d never stop. He was finally, finally here. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Inspired by the song Untouched by The Veronicas. Rated a high T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nail Polish by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
hey now by Neon Genesis reviews
Sasuke needs Naruto's empathy, not Sakura's sympathy. But still, she tries. "I know you don't love me. I'm not asking you to. Just...look at me. Just this once, look at me." /It's hard to breathe when you're standing on your own./ SasuSakuish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NewsFlash by sasusaku779 reviews
The paper is an important part of our lives for it informs us of the doings of our community. Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Has the Uchiha finally found someone to be with? sasu/saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
lover's knot by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. He’s never made it very easy to stay. But, that’s all right. She’s never been very good at walking away.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morning and Comfort by dragongoddess13 reviews
Why are you scared? i wouldn't hurt you. I love you." he said. she gasped pulling away to look him in the eye. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
of relative time and emerald eyes by ish.the.abstract reviews
Because forever isn’t long enough and he couldn’t help but look. Sakura and Sasuke POV
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Firemen and Pyromaniacs by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Wherein three girls discuss the biggest news in all of Konoha. Beware, the fan girls go crazy when Sasuke dear starts dating. SASU/SAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stay beautiful by extraordinaire reviews
Gift!fic for Missa. “I think I’m falling in love with you.” Her words were clear and precise, but she still looked up at him so he could see the genuine look in her eye. “Will you fall with me?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hey angel girl by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Missa. AU. In the five minutes between classes, Sasuke and Sakura walk together and discuss Starbucks, the Plain White T's, and Sasuke's Mafia connections. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura learned her anatomy in a most sensual manner, how does she fare on the test? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno Sakura was failing anatomy, and all she wanted to do was study, but a certain someone else wanted to do something else, so how do both manage to compromise? Sasuke decides to teach her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,103 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
don't go changing by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku/ItaIno. "Oh Sakura, you're just so flexible." Because their friendship isn't based off of make-up and boys, but rather strange Facebook holidays and the occasional sex song.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Write, Rinse and Repeat by The Queens of Spaz reviews
Ino, I have a problem. Like, mucho problemo. You know how my stupid therapy guy told me to vent out my feelings over Sasuke's death by writing him a letter? Well, I guess I could have been a little more polite, since he wrote back to complain. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of the Corner of His Eye by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
The Love Doctor! In the midst of a crazy, half-baked scheme to get Sasuke and Sakura together, Ino realizes that they didn’t need as much help as she thought. Because Sasuke has always only had eyes for Sakura; she just didn’t know he did. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by dance of isis reviews
But as soon as he kissed her, she opened her eyes and awoke, and looked at him quite sweetly. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Life With Sasuke Uchiha by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Have you ever wondered how it is to live with the Uchiha prodigy? It's crazy really. How would i know? Well... My name is Haruno Sakura. I am Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend... And I just recently moved in with him. /Sequel to: Go Ahead Kill Me/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Shadow Lands by snappleducated reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When He Doesn't Say I Love You by sasusaku779 reviews
So what's a woman to do when he doesn't say the three sacred words? Obviously threaten him into saying them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For one more day by iMissa reviews
What if you had another chance at life? If you could go back and erase every mistake, every blemish from your past life? Would you do it, despite the consequences? Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,642 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Who says being different is bad? by shinobi-sakura213 reviews
My parents are away, they tell me not to get into trouble, but how can i not? Im Sakura,a wolf, a hyperactive skater/goth who loves to speak her mind and not to mention my awesome friends, but who's this new person i find? is he a friend? a foe? or a love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,976 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vermillion by Daisy Eclipse reviews
When Sakura finds herself secretly seduced by Sasuke, she confronts Kakashi and Naruto. But they never see or hear him and they know he left Konoha for good. Is it all in her head or is she really falling for the Uchiha? SasuSaku. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Caught on Fire by abstractular reviews
Sasuke goes into an odd state of coma, and Sakura is the only one with the skill to get him out of it. By going inside his mind. Can she handle the thoughts and memories that the Uchiha holds?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spin The Bottle by Daisy Eclipse reviews
As original as possible. Title speaks for itself. C: Oneshot, SasuSaku...some NaruHina fluff but nothing major. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Daisy Eclipse reviews
While waiting for Kakashi and Naruto, Sakura decides to have some gum. And hey, maybe teaching Sasuke a few new things would be pretty fun, too? Fluffy oneshot! SasuSaku first-kiss. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sweet Shopping by Daisy Eclipse reviews
After being under constant attack of the in-love Konoha girls, Sasuke gets fed up of being stalked and the only thing to get them to stop is by saying he's already taken. Oneshot. SasuSaku. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
still the one by extraordinaire reviews
Sequel to be the one. And with a conversation involving The Unmentionable Times, Shania Twain, and the value of a certain pair of favorite jeans that always have surprises in them, they were sure it was love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
time to dance by ohwhatsherface reviews
5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Game of Love by Daisy Eclipse reviews
We all think of the possible couples in the Naruto cast...but who knew Sasuke did too! Oneshot. Mostly SasuSaku. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team 7 And A Half by Daisy Eclipse reviews
After a near-death experience with an assassin on a mission, Sasuke needed some thanking for saving Sakura's life. First-kiss oneshot. SasuSaku. Better than sounds. C: R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ignorance by BookWyrrm reviews
Sakura hasn’t paid any attention to Sasuke since his return—what’s up with her? He didn’t get it. SasuSaku, one-shot R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Innocence by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke, I bet that after staying a WHOLE year with Sakura, you'll start to like girls." Naruto chimed. "You're on." Sasuke replied. "Oh, and good luck." Naruto said as he opened the door "Why?" "Because you need it." revealing Sakura only in an shirt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And Their Unsaid Words Became Their Silence by Raina1 reviews
This conversation never happened. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Smiles by Vio Lenz reviews
Sasuke finds happiness. Oneshot, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tenses by mrie reviews
She looks at him and sees who he is, who he could have been, and who she will help him become – Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Concerning His Afterlife by Fivercon reviews
The newly deceased Uchiha Sasuke is nowhere near ready to rest in peace. He's determined to do anything to join the living once more and that includes driving his well meaning guardian angel to the brink of insanity. AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Upside Down by mrie reviews
She's ridiculously easy to capture. But so is he. -- Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
semicharmed kind of life by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura scores a hot date to the ER because she breaks her foot by kicking a soda machine. Yeah. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Music and Boarding School by ihearttoast09 reviews
AU. Sakura, TenTen, Hinata and Ino's boarding school was burnt down in a fire. Now they are being sent to Taiki Boarding school for boys. How will they survive? pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,299 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rain by Mitternacht reviews
The rain danced, pelting the ground. And, Sasuke watched the pink-haired figure dance with it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
bright lights by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura reads a medical text at a night club and Sasuke thinks that she is just a little bit odd and may be very, very special. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Multilingual by The Loser Lord reviews
oneshot. sasusaku. 'Hn.' I can speak in Sasuke-kun's dialect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnapped by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
“When the tempting gets tough, I give in.” Sasusaku. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
be the one by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pretty and Charming by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Because their love story does not end here. It goes on and on, again and again. Put them in another universe and they will still end up together. AU. sasusaku. Dialogue
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
not good enough by Evalena reviews
Great. This is wonderful. The only people I have left for lovers are my teammates. Fantastic." —SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Untouched Feelings by Jaciie reviews
Sasuke's gang always got their way and beats up anyone who gets in their way, that was until a young girl stood up to the mighty Uchiha. It started as a rivalry and a game, but will it turn into something more? Sa&Sa Na&Hi Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,066 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A New Life by Jaciie reviews
Sakura is an orphan moving in with 6 other orphans. She meets new friends but feelings are made and fights break out. How do you survive a house with 7 teens and no parents? And what do these teens have to do with being assassinators? OOC! SaxSa Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,211 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Happy Birthday Sasuke by sasusaku779 reviews
A fluffy one-shot full of Sasu-saku! sasu/saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
AMARANTH by Neko-Graphic reviews
How seriousely do you take your dreams? What about some one elses? How about when their dreams will change your life...for eternity. One-shot SasuSaku vampire fic. Blood, gore Karin bashing! Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way Home by MintiNeko reviews
He's leaving again. But this time you will follow, fulfilling the promises you made to him and to yourself so long ago. This time 'thank you' doesn't mean 'good-bye'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
shooting across a starless sky by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because she was tired of waiting and he was tired of pretending he didn't care.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If You Play Your Cards Right by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Reality can be so much better than a stupid fairytale. Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fortress by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Sasuke on expectations and hair curling--"She curled her hair for you!" Peripheral SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lazy Days by allurement reviews
Summer!fic. SasuSaku. Stay with me for the summer. We’ll have good times, and bad times, and we’ll fall in love with each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
spinning empty bottles by Neon Genesis reviews
Sakura's heart is not on her sleeve, but it is not in her throat, either. SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cosmic Conjecture by ish.the.abstract reviews
She always represented something big…celestial… cosmic. “I know,” he said quietly,” I don’t deserve her; the concept of her is too much for me to ever grasp.” sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She'll Never Know by Dark Will To Die reviews
Sasuke felt like a idiot, leaning against the wall, next to her, trying to write everything he felt for her in a short simple letter... OneShot SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cafe by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Integrated Domain by x3AAA-BatterY reviews
AU A nuclear crisis caused a massive bout of radiation in Konoha. Millions died. Their bodies, however didnt. Now they roam the Land as the undead. And they are evolving. vamps/undead. wadever u want. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bloody Blossoms by sarsaparillia reviews
It doesn't take much, to be a thief. Seven friends, three weeks, and the instances in between.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,731 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
calculating perfection by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "1 L0Ve SaSUKe UCH1Ha!" Because note-passing is so last year and calculator-passing is the new black.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
brighter than sunshine by ohwhatsherface reviews
30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Theory of Time by Pensulliwen reviews
In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Softly and Without Remorse by Guttersnipe reviews
Self-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Bloody Mark by Poison's Ivy reviews
It’s tradition in Konoha to place a bloody mark on the one you lust after. It sounds dangerous, not knowing who will mark you, and you scoff, thinking it’s a joke. It’s not, it’s real, and it’s pure terror when the one who wants to mark you is deadly. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aphotic Triumvirate by Lady Hanaka reviews
I have no interest in you right now.' What if those words are forgotten and the Akatsuki start embarking on another goal? A goal that involves not only one member of Team 7...but all three. SakuSasu ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Glasgow Smile by MightyMightyMafia reviews
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. SASUSAKU, Slightly fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Closure by DarkSoleil reviews
I’ve been thinking about a lot of things… and my therapist told me to write you a note –you know, for closure purposes- ...so, here it goes...SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
unwritten by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yearbookology by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. When summer rears around the corner, there is nothing more you should do than to write a flirty message in your lady-love's - or man-candy's - yearbook...and to convince him that Fall Out Boy is so boss over MSI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hospital Soup by Maniac Tenshi Makenshi reviews
Sasuke and me in a hospital....I bet he is hungry.....soup, I'll get soup.......but why should the soup be the only one to touch his lips! One-shot SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mama by MightyMightyMafia reviews
SASUSAKU- Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Farmer's Daughter by MightyMightyMafia reviews
SASUSAKU- You could feel her every breath beneath your hands and you marvel at the life throbbing under your calloused palm.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love shack by smartalker reviews
It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth Is by mrie reviews
Lies, confessions, truth, and what makes life worth living."I was just pretending." /Sasuke x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Straightener by regenerate reviews
Written with ANGELforSHOW. So lyke, I think I just botched up my first client.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fly by mrie reviews
He is fifteen, he is sixteen, he is seventeen. He is learning, he is growing, he is changing. He is twenty three and he is more than recovered. /Team Seven Sasuke x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bloodlines by Yellow Mask reviews
Many years into the future, a teenage girl tells Madara why he lost the battle. One shot, implied SasuSaku. Semi-spoilers for some of the most recent chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Can Quote Me by someonestolemyname reviews
Because, no matter what you may think, Sasuke and Sakura actually have a very romantical relationship. Ask the lovequotes /SasuSaku. cracky oneshot collection/ chapter ten: the end and not tonight
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson rain, a shinobi's sacrifice sasusaku by xkawaiichix reviews
Bring him back, or kill him. Sakura and team 7 know what they must do if Sasuke refuses to come back to Konoha this time. But with unexpeted enemies and injuries, fate turns and soon Sakura's information makes her a useful asset to Sasuke and hebi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,181 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Solitaire by kiuna'yukina reviews
I was feeling pretty pathetic, having gone most of the night playing on my laptop, winning a couple of times, and restarting the game more times than I could be bothered to count. And the ironic thing is, I met her by a game of solitaire. AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Notes on a Grand Piano by kiuna'yukina reviews
SasuSaku. Crescendo: "In life there are no heroes, only villains, and men." Series of oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
First Kiss by MightyMightyMafia reviews
SASUSAKU- He'll have no trouble finding his way back to her again and again. FLUFF-TASTIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interruptions by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sasuke and Sakura want to have their intimate alone times. But they find themselves to always be interrupted by their four year-old son as he bombards them with questions concerning their—err—suggestive positions. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Breathing by iMissa reviews
“Hey, Sasuke,” Sakura mused, “you know, your butt is really big. It’s kind of like your ego.” SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Words by Juniper11 reviews
Sasuke has a secret that Sakura uncovers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
True Feelings by xo-stars-xo reviews
Sakura lives with a hard life. With the bad problems she has to encounter. Love also forms with the Sasuke, the school's emo jerk. sasusaku, naruhina & nejiten. AU. Me plus summary equals no good. Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
PS I Love You by iMissa reviews
Naruto’s a matchmaker, Sakura’s oblivious, and Sasuke’s swimming in a river in Egypt. They’re going to kill a lot of trees before they get anywhere. Cowritten with Epiff Annie. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Appreciation by Yellow Mask reviews
The problem is that you didn't appreciate what you had. You didn't appreciate her, and now you'll never have her. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Go Ahead Kill Me by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke and Sakura are fighting alone and it comes to the point where Sasuke has the chance to kill her... Will he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Forest Child by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
...Ask yourself, why is it that the blossoms always blooms on your birthday?..." Sukara never once considered that maybe she was more intouch with nature than she thought. later sasukexsakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,925 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And They Call Me Weird by Kyrseis reviews
Because apparently there's no way to get a guy's attention like putting him through a wall... Post-Chapter 395. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
April Fools by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku ONESHOT. A story in which everyone in Team Seven celebrates the joyous holiday of trickery, except Sasuke who finds it quite annoying when he's talking about rather important things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Safeguard by MintiNeko reviews
Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
March 28 by The Loser Lord reviews
Sasuke-kun? What day is it. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fealty by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cannon. SasuSaku. Sasuke was staring at the white walls around him trying not to loose his mind. Rated for strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All For One by dance of isis reviews
The couples of Konoha are never going to be normal. Fun with Valentine's Day. SASUSAKU, with SHIKAINO, NARUHINA and NEJITEN. For Annie's contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
After Time by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Sakura knows that this is the mistake she will always and forever continue to make.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hinata's Hair Fiasco by Vio Lenz reviews
What happens when her straightener breaks? NaruHina KibaHanabi in the end fluff ... R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
La Belle by Vio Lenz reviews
SasuSaku ... R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jump Rope by BlackElement7 reviews
Cinderella, dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow. By mistake, she kissed a snake; how many doctors did it take...?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Metanoia by someonestolemyname reviews
metenoia: noun. A fundamental change in one's beliefs: conversion, rebirth, regeneration - Because redemption and finally-found happiness are nothing short of miraculous. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Yellow PolkaDot Bikini by Queen of Pascalities reviews
SasuSaku Minor OOC Oneshot Songfic It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by someonestolemyname reviews
On Sasuke, Sakura, and the things a mother sees.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Déjà Vu by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post-Cannon.SasuSaku. Rin and Sakura, Kakashi and Sasuke. History just keeps repeating itself. Rated for violence and strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
after doom becomes fate by leaf.does.not.wither reviews
She simply stared, certain as his grip slacked that he’d quit this little tantrum and let go. But his hand only left her wrist in order to travel up and tangle itself in her hair, bringing her lips to his in a crushing kiss. One-shot; SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Pregnancy and Death by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Prize for Sharingan-grls One shot:. "Did you just say..." Karin's attention popped back to Sasuke and Sakura. "KIDS?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Repentance by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post-Cannon . SasuSaku. It is wintertime in the River Country when Sakura decides she's ready to start forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Citizen Erased by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. The mission was nearly complete when things began to fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every Boy Has a Heart by sheer chibiness reviews
AU When coolheaded Sakura is asked to be a witness to her best friend’s Ino’s elopement in Italy she is elated until she sees the other witness, Sasuke. But when a snag is hit that only they can fix, their mutual hate has to be put aside…SasuSaku,ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Movie Night by MightyMightyMafia reviews
-EDITED- Backlit by the porch light, the fine shape of Sakura's body stood out in sharp relief to the rest of the dark neighborhood. His eyes briefly traced her contours. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Finding The Right Words To Say by MightyMightyMafia reviews
-EDITED- Hadn't you always wanted to depart from this meaningless tradition of expressionless faces anyway? The New Flavor: Angsty-Fluff. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Black Coffee by IrredeemableSoul reviews
I really would have never guessed in a million years, that spilling coffee on him would lead to this. [SasukeSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,910 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Try Honesty by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. What do you think of me?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Piece of Fourteen Letters by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot: She made him promise to write to her... And he did.. month after month.. She wrote back.. But when he stopped.. Week after week.. she still continued...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Atypical by iMissa reviews
Sakura always thought her One True Love would rescue her and they would live Happily-Ever-After, but you never get what you expect, and Sasuke is no Prince Charming. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
morning encounters of inevitable love by lucidic reviews
“I think that possibly–maybe, I’ve fallen for you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Since The Jeans by Jeccelo reviews
A Zutara AU. Kade and Seth Waters, Katara and Sokka, move to San Diego, where a new high school awaits. Kade cashes in at first, but doesn't remember asking to run into the enigmatic Zane Ashborne every day of her life. And what's with the mystery jeans?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 142,195 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Blind by MightyMightyMafia reviews
-EDITED- His life is vibrantly bright outside of the confines of those four walls- sun passing over greens and reds, flashing yellows, waving purples and pinks. His eyes hurt. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Return of the Uchiha by Nightshadow Dweller reviews
COMPLETE Sasuke returns to Konoha and when Sakura and Naruto learn about Sasuke's real reasons for joining with Orochimaru they try their best to forgive him. But can they return to the way it use to be, or will it be even better? SasuSaku contains Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,029 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Red Panties by Sweet Bliss reviews
slight SasuSaku 'Sasuke, what the hell are you doing in my underwear drawer' Uh oh, is Sasuke in trouble now. And all because of those little red panties.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Unsettled Matter by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Another High School Story by StupidNerd reviews
This is another high school fanfic of SasuSaku as usual Sakura the new girl she meets Sasuke bla bla bla just read the story Mainly SasuSaku DUH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
every breath we drew was hallelujah by Neon Genesis reviews
She tied you to her kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair, and from you lips she drew the hallelujah. Sasuke and Sakura and everything in between. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Chance by Juniper11 reviews
Sasuke has returned to Kohona to beg Sakura for her forgiveness. After all this time will she forgive him?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
bright eyes by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ren. SasuSaku. Yesterday, Sasuke told me that he couldn't understand why you were sent on those seduction missions all the time, considering he was pretty sure you didn't even know how to do a proper striptease.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nips and things by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Pina. SasuSaku. He opened his mouth to attempt an explanation, but was silenced when she lunged at him, straight out of the shower and stuck her tongue halfway down his throat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Good Company by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
in twilight by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Kiki. SasuSaku. A quiet moment where it is just Her, just Him—but not really, because it could never be just him—just their world, in the hours between twilight and dawn.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
20 Ways To Piss Off A Ninja by Lightning-in-the-dark reviews
Humor, Laughs, Pranks. All that can cheer you up after a hard day. I couldn't stop laughing when typing this... Trust me, after you read this, you'll be rolling on the floor trying to breathe. My next victim is up to you guys... R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Overworking by Hatted Hatter reviews
Sakura is over working herself at the hospital, looks like Sasuke's going to have to step in again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Destiny by xo-stars-xo reviews
Haruno Sakura, a tomboy genius that has just moved into Konoha High. Uchiha Sasuke, adored by many fangirls. Will romance come between them when a sudden arranged marriage comes up? sasusaku naruhina, nejitn and shikaino. First fanfic. AU slightly OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lost on the Road of Life by abstractular reviews
Because life moves at you fast, you have to remember trivial things. This week: A woman's Warmth. There was something seriously wrong with the idea that Sasuke might have issues of Cosmo under his sink, or flowery shampoo in his bathroom. Rated PG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,652 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Role Playing by Roses of Sharon reviews
He's been her Prince Charming and Hero and everything in between, but he's finally beginning to see her as not just a Damsel in Distress. SasuSaku, side NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
breaking the habit by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] I'm scared as hell to want you, but here I am, wanting you anyway. Sakura, Sasuke, and breaking habits. And maybe, just maybe, learning new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spontaneous by Hearts And Stuff reviews
[SasuSaku] All Sakura does not want is for Sasuke not to hug her. “Who do you think you are? Strutting in here like nothing is wrong and hugging me?“
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overprotective by Laura-chan reviews
Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The First by Guttersnipe reviews
First kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And inbetween is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind the Big Screen by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
As Sakura watches the audience in the darkness of the theater, she envied them, that they could believe it was for real even for just a few hours. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
where she walks by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Touch the Sky by dance of isis reviews
Sakura dreams. Being a ninja is religion. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Help and Possesion by Wolfy101 reviews
Sakura gives Sasuke some help, and he stakes a claim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desperaux by Trickle reviews
SasuSaku AU She pulled away to hiss against his ear, teeth scraping the flesh there. “Welcome to paradise, mortal,” and then, even more quietly, "Welcome to my world."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chocolate Mangoes by TheMusicMistress reviews
Somehow Katara and Zuko find each other in a forest, get seduced by a love potion, and do some very naughty things...a two chapter story of the power of lust.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,619 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anomalous by iMissa reviews
Anomalous: deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Belly of the Snake by MintiNeko reviews
In Hebi, the dynamics are simple. With the addition of Sakura to the team, however, it gets a little more complicated. SasuSaku, slight SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glow by precarious mind reviews
[AU. ONESHOT. SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW.] I'm in love with my waiter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Young and Brilliant by NessieGG reviews
[AU oneshot] [SasuSaku] [Story 2 of the New York Society series] Sasuke Uchiha guards Mayor Sarutobi of New York City, and he must rely on an attractive young doctor to save his charge and his career.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kill something beautiful by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. oneshot.] I’m going to pretend that you love me. That I didn’t have to ask for this. That I’ll wake up beside you tomorrow morning. That I have all the time in the world to kiss you, and that’s the only reason I’m not taking my time right now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Rejects Club by ohwhatsherface reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Summer School? by nightDREAMERms reviews
[AU]15 students? 3 teams? 1 school? Who will win? Or... will the building just implode first? SasuSaku NaruHina TenNeji InoShikaTem Disclaimer for whole story I NO OWN NARUTO! But someday.. someday, just you wait...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chords by DewWater reviews
There is nothing to fear out of life but the full moon. Werewolf fiction. SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina InoShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,079 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Kiss by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Left Unspoken by Silent-Babyx reviews
ONESHOT Because some are better to be left unspoken. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Laundry War by FallenAngel462 reviews
Sakura decides that Sasuke should do his own laundry, but the Uchiha doesn't seem to agree. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomato Soup Hoax by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Sakura wants to make him soup for dinner, and it's his favorite tomato soup. She knows how he adores Tomatoes but when Sasuke is looking for love making on his birthday and Sakura accidentally spills it on him what is the result
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Meaning of Annoying by x.Kaze-chan reviews
Sakura ponders on why her husband had been ignoring her as of late and decides to confront him after a few thoughts come up in her head.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dreaming by SkippingAlice reviews
Sasuke's dreams as of late have been centered around a certain pinkhaired teammate. As they become more and more vivid he finds he can no longer hold back. SakuraSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sugarcoated by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
That innocence of mine rests gently in the ivory palm of your hand. Keep it there. I’m begging you, for all you’re worth, to get in. Purify me. Get under my skin. [Oneshot][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perspective by ish.the.abstract reviews
Life is a matter of perspective; you either mourn because roses have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses. SASUSAKU oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snakebite by FallenAngel462 reviews
While on a mission, Sakura is bitten by a snake, and Sasuke takes it upon himself to suck the poison out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by FallenAngel462 reviews
Sakura drags Sasuke along to spy on Naruto's date with Hinata, and they both end up getting more than they bargained for. SasuSaku with some NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost Meaning by FallenAngel462 reviews
Sasuke leaves on a mission but writes Sakura a note. Unfortunately, due to unexpected circumstances Sakura does not get the most important part of the message.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mending Agony by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
[Pairning SasuSaku] Just another pure fun lemon. May edit and put into a chapter fanfic later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind Sensuality by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
[Pairing SasuSaku] All the lemon and romance any SasuSaku fan would adore. Nothing more then that. This is my first submitted lemon of them! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Addiction by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
He didnt care for her at the beginning, but most addictions start out that way. Soon enough, he was plainly addicted. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late by blissyblissliss reviews
[SasuSaku, implied NaruHina] Sakura announces that she is late. “Now, baby, you must take after lovely Sakurachan! Don’t grow up to be all broody and emo like Sasuke teme!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the hate letter by Pink DinoSwaur reviews
tell me, who would like to recieve a love letter with numbers? but Sasuke made it to her. oneshot SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Happily Ever After by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot. She wanted, no, needed, her happily ever after. She wanted it, even if she had to die trying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tube Socks by DewWater reviews
An average waitress meets Chaos, and falls in love with him. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Close by THERE'SAfreak reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura, 17yearold jounin, medicnin, and teammate and hater of Uchiha Sasuke. He came back a couple of months ago, and it was nice at first. But now, I want to get away from him. Especially since he's on top of me in a closet. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Open Fire by Yuxi reviews
SasuSaku. Her visits were much too spontaneous, but he finally learned to expect that too. Chestnuts, empty houses, and kisses. It's enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Enemy of My Enemy by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Orochimaru’s new plan: Use Sakura Haruno for his next body…kill Sasuke and transplant the Uchiha’s eyes into his new body. Then, with precise chakra control and sharingan he would be unstoppable.SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,151 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
after a while by arabesque05 reviews
[Team Seven][Oneshot] 'So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.' Sakura and fairy tales, and memories and faith and angst, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ino's Love Thesis by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] And so, armed with her romance novels, Ino decided to conduct a little study concerning Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. It had to be done, of course, with the proper scientific procedures.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with Fire by SakuraDouble reviews
Sakura is willing to get burned. Because, without her fire, she'll die.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Holiday Secret by Fivercon reviews
Nothing could have dragged it out of her. Not the presents, the spirit of giving, or even the mistletoe could make her tell the truth of what had really happened. SasuSaku. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,621 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone Screaming by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Now, amongst the screams of the past and the tears of today, he realises that he doesn’t want to be the one who makes her cry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heartless by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] 'Revenge won't bring you happiness. Neither you... nor me.' He knew that. Dammit, he knew. But knowing, he realized now, didn't help either of them. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Series of Annoyances by Silver Sister reviews
When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like A Lamb by Linay reviews
She is a willing prisoner and he hates her for it. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Java Cup by arabesque05 reviews
Coffee on Thursday mornings and Tuesday afternoons. Maybe that's enough for her, and maybe it's not. But she smiles, talks, laughs and he walks her home, and that is the currency of hope. [SasuSaku] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inferno by Linay reviews
Revenge is a sweet flame that consumes everything in its path. Sasuke knows this, but when he and Sakura are caught in a war between the Lands of Sound and Fire, will he regret it? [future fic, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Simple Dare by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] [Fluffy Valentines Day oneshot] I dare you, Uchiha Sasuke to kiss Haruno Sakura on the lips before this day ends…or I will call you a chicken forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Repercussion by iMissa reviews
Sasuke makes fun of Sakura’s hair. Bad idea, Sasuke. Very, very bad idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Intricacy by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never lacked subtlety. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomatoes by iMissa reviews
Sasuke loves tomatoes, but as stalkerish as Sakura was, she never knew this. Poor, poor Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foxes and Fans by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Naruto has grown too powerful so Akatsuki must find another way to capture him...they abduct Sakura, knowing he will come for her...but Naruto knows that his only chance to save her is to locate Sasuke and Orochimaru and enlist Sasuke's aid. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets out by Pirate Elf Kastel reviews
Zutara, Lemon. Katara gets confronted about some dreams she's been having, by the very star of her rather explicit dreams
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
An Ending for a New Beginning by AdariasWrath23 reviews
The final Battle for Sasuke! Naruto and Sakura have come a long ways to get here... will they save Sasuke? What happens if they do?Sakura makes the ultimate choice and Kurenai vents from her loss... utd with the Manga 328.. spoilers...sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,916 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Cup of Cocoa by MoonlitElegy reviews
COMPLETE: As Sasuke and Sakura come back from a mission together, they're attacked and Sasuke's inflicted with a poisoned wound. He's left to depend on Sakura. Sasu/Saka. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by iMissa reviews
What an Uchiha wants, an Uchiha gets. And what he wants is her. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Lime. It was too late that Sasuke realized Sakura had grown into a fanatic feminist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Haunted Portrait by JanuaryEclipses reviews
[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Drowning In Blood by MindLezz reviews
UPDATED! Vampire fic [AU&OOC] [sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten] [language warning, rated M]: “She wants revenge. She wants... she wants to kill you.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,515 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2004
Love's Rapids by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
It's simple. Two in a small raft, plus one raging river. Warning: Perverted Sasuke. "Uhm… Sasukekun, can you take the flashlight out of your pocket? It's digging into my back." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Looking After by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
Being placed as a watchtower guard on a stormy night and forgetting any protection against it is a hated assignment for Sakura, until someone radios in and has a chat. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Torture Room by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
Sakura was assigned to be Sasuke's interrogator, since physical torture wouldn't work on him. Only problem is, she doesn't know who would break first. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haruno Sakura's Coffee Shop Adventures by eb the chocolate buckaneer reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] Sakura's POV. “Why Sasuke?” I asked mischievously, batting my eyelashes. “Do you want me to get on the table?” This caused Naruto to snort, and I knew that was his way of laughing. [First Oneshot, Please R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission on the High Seas by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku] 23 year old Haruno Sakura was assigned to disguise herself and kill the notorious captain of a pirate ship. Naturally, she wasn't expecting to meet her long lost teammate along the way...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Chance for Rain with Surprises by O-Renji-Un reviews
Sometimes when you wait in the rain, you feel all your problems drain away…Leaving only an empty shell to cope the world. Sakura finds the new definition for rain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Welcome Home by abstractular reviews
When Sasuke comes home, he and Sakura have a little...convorsation. Only after she knocks Naruto out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Daylight by NessieGG reviews
Sasuke and Sakura do some nighttime training. 'You're a target in the night.' SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Tell You Mine If You Tell Me Yours by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku Tonight, it's both jealousy and honesty on the dance floor. What else can you expect from a party hosted by Jiraiya? Seems like they both have secrets...Oneshot, SasuSaku, slight ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday by BurningTheMidnightOil reviews
On her birthday, Sakura receives the one gift that's worth waiting for. One shot! Fluffy Drabble. Sakura/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted by Releina Artemis Rockefeller reviews
Takes place after Chapter 307 in the manga. Sakura was being haunted by nightmares of the past events that took place 3 years ago... She wishes it stops soon. WARNING! A BIT DARK! SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Awkward by blissyblissliss reviews
[light SasuSaku] A rather compromising position leads to Sasuke feeling awkward... and facing the wrath of a certain female kunoichi. oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hentai by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[Answer to Cuito's TomatoKiss challenge]Crackish SasuSaku. Sakura has just received a gift from Sasuke from her birthday. Innocent enough, right? Well, you're as naive as she is if you think so...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Ending by O-Renji-Un reviews
“Liar.” “AM NOT!” His crimson eyes flashed, “Prove it…kiss me and prove that you do not love me anymore...”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Really by Cruel Fate reviews
[SasuSaku, implied NejiSaku] Competition. That was all the push Sasuke needed, really. Standard disclaimer applied.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty Little Flowers by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Randomness. Oneshot SasuSaku. Sakura has grown a wee bit popular in our favorite village. What's this? Pretty little flowers litter her doorstep on White Day? And... nothing from our dear Sasuke? Or so does it seem...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And Miles To Go by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Itachi is dead, but there are many miles to go before he settles in his grave.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I think by Lady Starburst reviews
She thinks it's impossible to get over something that never was. He thinks there's nothing left. A few years later, Sasuke and Sakura pick up where they left off. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One To Remember by Zuan reviews
Sakura is a new student at Konoha High! She meets lots of new friends and develops a crush on Sasuke! When Sasuke invites to take her and friends on a trip to a beach house, what will happen? [SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTenMaybe some love triangles]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,489 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005
The Dance by Insomniac247 reviews
SasuSaku It was one dance with a mysterious dark stranger, but it had felt like so much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Realizations by liferegrets reviews
As you stare at her sleeping face in the futon, you can’t help but regretfully realize, that your parents had not wished for revenge nor restoration nor pride, but happiness. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretender by Lyraelin reviews
[SasuSaku] When he slips between her sheets, she pretends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twist and Bend by psychedelic aya reviews
[Oneshot. SasuSaku. Crack!ish.] There were some things pregnant women couldn't do. Luckily for Sakura, Sasuke is, contrary to popular belief, a very caring husband. “Oh my! I’m sorry Sasuke, my hand slipped! Could you pick it up again…?” Hell yeah!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Demon Lover by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Time is on nobody's side. ("Enough talking. Our time is running out.")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ticklish by his-little-troll reviews
Sasuke gets a cruel idea, and soon puts it into action. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teardrops by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] A sound so hollow it made the room stop. Such magnitude coming from a teardrop...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morphine by Yummei of the Dream reviews
He realizes how fun and delicious restoring his clan is, that he forgets that he does this to restore his clan. They both know she wants him to forget, and he finds himself not regretting it. She was always annoying that way. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/26/2005
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind Those Eyes by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke accidentally drank a bottle of truth serum. Now he has to tell the truth! What will he answer when Sakura decides to ask him a few questions? // SasuSaku. // Short little Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Help But Notice by crysthur and artheph reviews
There are certain things a man can't help but notice... SasukeSakura [one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
I Dreamt by psychedelic aya reviews
[Oneshot. SasuSaku.] I'll mention that you were smiling.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
my life by ChErRyBlOsSoM GuRl13 reviews
vampire(vam-pire) noun 1. a dead person who rises from the grave to feed on human blood. a old folktale or at least that is what i thought. sasusaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 6/4/2004
Redemption for Uchiha by grandlarseny reviews
Without you I was Uchiha. Never Sasuke." Sasuke's return home requires him to deal with the consequences of his betrayal. one-shot, sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Thursday by Goldberry reviews
On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/10/2005
Maybe Definitely by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Maybe, just maybe, she's starting to grow on him. (But NO, she had to go and get all strong and reliable and crap.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
He Needs Her by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] She rushes into the deep for him, and does not think twice about it. For him, she will not be weak.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
My Truth is Yours by Lyraelin reviews
[SasuSaku] One-shot. A game of truth or dare brings Sakura closer to Sasuke than she thought possible.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
Autumn by Visions reviews
Future AU. SasuSaku. Absence, hospitals, and apples... it's all part of the cycle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2004
A Skirt for Sunday Evening by sbj reviews
yeah, it's another butch/buttercup story. kinda romantic, not really. more like a look at buttercup's college character. . . at least for now. rated b/c language and it might get into heavy stuff later on
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,490 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002
She will be loved! reviews
by Tara Feary. Kiba is hinata's long time friend, and has always kept his feelings for her a secret...until the day they could save her from making the biggest mistake of her life! KibaHina, hint of SasuHina. NejiTen. Rate M for Smut and Lanuage and Abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I.