Sarcastic Chipmunk
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Joined 03-01-02, id: 178263
Author has written 6 stories for British Comedy, StarTrek: Voyager, and Star Wars.
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I'm a Star Wars, Star Trek etc fan. My personal favourites are humour and romances. I like Voyager I/N, K/T, D/7...just not J/C. TNG? P/C, D/Y, R/T, W/T. DS9? Anything that has to do with Quark. Star Wars, though... . I LOVE prequel stories, especially Obidalas (blushes) and Ani/Amis. No Slash! I understand that the whole master/padawan thing is a perfect setup...but I really don't want to read it...

Oh, thanks for reading...:)

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The Downside of Aging Potions by ShineMoon reviews
One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Death of the Butterfly reviews
A happy ending for Anakin, Padme, Leia, Luke, Han, Obi-Wan and even the Wookiee? Maybe...:) An AU, at times sweet enough to cause cavities. Guess you'll just have to see why... (Han/Leia; Luke/Mara; Ani/Ami; Obi/?)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002
Far Beyond The Stars reviews
R&R I beg of you ♥ Anakin is dead, someone is trying to kill Padme, and on top of that, she's sick. Obi-Wan is ordered to guard her, but something's not right...[Ani/Ami, Obidala]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002
Star Wars Countdown reviews
What happens when two odd people get bored while fantasizing about Anakin over MSN? This is our MSN creation, bizarre...so enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2002
Bite Me: A Personal Log reviews
All those things you ever thought about the crew of Voyager - Chakotay's bad hair, Janeway's bun of steel, and the irritating Neelix, all through the eyes of sarcastic Mortimer Harren. *Icheb's up, don't say I didn't warn you*
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Icheb, Naomi W.
Ship In A Bottle reviews
Seven has left Chakotay, and he tries to win back the heart of Kathryn. But will she choose him or a new love?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Chakotay, K. Janeway
A Song For Europe - Father Ted reviews
A Sequel to the Father Ted episode "A Song For Europe," with the usual antics of Father Ted, Father Dougal, Father Jack and Mrs. Doyle. Enjoy! :)
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2002