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Author has written 5 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Beth. England. Nocturnal. Perryshmirtz enthusiast. Writer that never writes enough. I love Netflix, coffee and horror movies.

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Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt by Jet Engine reviews
Greetings! It is I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, here to tell you all about the various things you should like or hate. You may know me from my appearances on YouTube, but now I'm taking over Fanfiction! Now, all I have to do is blast you with my read-inator, so you'll read my Daily Dirts. Also, if there's a topic you'd like me to cover, just let me know.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Ed-istry by eddifying reviews
Eddy and Double Dee go on a pseudo nature hike that ends with an unexpected surprise. [ONE-SHOT]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Take Me to the Hospital by odd-gelato reviews
It's funny how one little accident can change everything.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Second Impressions by Lori von Loco reviews
Mordecai runs into someone he never thought he'd see again…and it turns out to be really, really awkward. Mentioned Mordeson, human AU.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4 - [Mordecai, Benson] Rigby - Complete
Sweater Weather by GalaxyFire reviews
Just a little fluffy christmas fic c: Slight Mordeson. COMPLETE
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Benson, Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
The Cats Children by randomfics reviews
[AU] Perry and Peter are partners in ghost hunting. They have arrived at the house to scout it out and planned on returning the next day to get rid of the ghost, but ghosts don't wait for anyone. CW: child abuse
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014
Tragedy by catlover27 reviews
When the one person Heinz loves the most is hospitalized, he doesn't want to play the typical game anymore. People are going to die.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014
Success by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
He'd succeeded. He didn't like it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
Swimming Lesson by andalitebandit-6 reviews
Perryshmirtz one-shot. Doof decides he wants to learn to swim and goes about it in a very unconventional way that puts the entire Tri-State Area in danger. It's up to Perry to stop/help him.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Blackout by Cravenkun reviews
In the event of a blackout due to a malfunctioning -inator, Perry the Platypus comforts Heinz in the only way he can.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
It Started As A Negotiation by Gingerkid2010 reviews
This was completely idiotic. Kurt had a boyfriend. He didn't want to get hurt again..Not after last time. But one thing was for sure, even if he didn't like it.. Sebastian Smythe was falling for Kurt Hummel...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 215,284 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Rival's Discussion by Working-On-Sanity reviews
Peter and Perry talk over coffee about Perry's relationship with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Peter only wishes he could share such a bond with his nemeses. Prompt result. Humanized Perry and Peter. Hints of Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Dancing and Midnight Memories by futureauthor13 reviews
Takes place during 'Happy New Year'. The scheme is over, and midnight has struck. But that doesn't mean Perry has to leave right away. Oneshot. Perry/Doof friendship. Slight spoilers for the new episode.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Fading by Cerulean Pen reviews
When an honest accident claims Bloo's life, Mac's only choice is to re-create Bloo. But, there's something different about this new Bloo, something empty…and it sets off a chain reaction that no one can stop. Story is complete.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Mac, Bloo - Complete
Bloo Frosting by YouCanEvenHaveABeard reviews
It's Frankie's birthday.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Bloo, Frankie
Ferbella: Touch by MrsDK1998 reviews
She heard Phineas calling Perry inside, but she didn't pay much attention. She just sped up her pace and got inside, searching for a certain green-haired boy.Only minutes ago, she had found the courage to reach out and grab Phineas' hand. Except that hand wasn't Phineas'. FERBELLA ONESHOT that takes place right after 'When Worlds Collide'.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Ferb, Isabella - Complete
Mordecai's Sickness by fluorescentgirl19 reviews
Mordecai has become sick and the others need to discover why and the cure. EDIT: Note: check the genre and the characters if you're not a fan of people being gay. It is very clear there, but since people are throwing a hissy fit, MORDECAIXBENSON. And for all of you lovelies that favorited and left lovely reviews, I love your faces and glad you enjoyed. Mwah.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Mordecai, Benson] - Complete
Freaky Fred Memorial Institute for the Insane by Treacle Parcheesi reviews
The final hour, will and naughtiness of Fred the Freaky Barber.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Freaky Fred - Complete
No Regrets by pinkluver93 reviews
"It's hard to resist my awesome charm." MordecaiXBenson
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Mordecai, Benson - Complete
6 Feet Under by ForThoseWhoLikeToMoveItMoveIt reviews
"He was getting away" "I don't care! You don't hit my nemesis Rodney!" Doof said, his voice getting louder. A one-shot. Rated T for slight cursing.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Picture Perfect by J. Avery reviews
And Mordecai and Benson had to be together. They just had to.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Mordecai, Benson - Complete
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The Wrong Way Around reviews
Perryshmirtz AU. It's Halloween, and Perry needs a decoy. Enter Heinz, who is slightly over-enthusiastic. Human!Perry.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
The Masquerade Protocol reviews
Perryshmirtz. When Perry is forced to go undercover to foil Doofenshmirtz yet again, he learns a little more than he bargained for.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
With Friends reviews
Major character deaths. Two long departed friends welcome an old and tired platypus to the afterlife.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram - Complete
When We Didn't Get Along reviews
Perryshmirtz. A collection of mini moments in time between an insane inventor and his semi-aquatic nemesis. Halloween update!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Seven Days reviews
Major character death. It's Monday, and Eddy has the entire summer ahead of him. Oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Complete