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Joined 12-27-08, id: 1782637, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
Author has written 7 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Glee, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

I'm Beth.
I'm twenty years old, going on seventy something.
I breathe Klaine, Shenny, Perryshmirtz and a whole load of other fictional relationships.
My three main fandoms are Glee, Ed, Edd n Eddy and Phineas and Ferb.
When I like something, I really like it.
Drabbles are my kryptonite.
Reviews to me are like what bowties are to Blaine Anderson.

'Life comes at you fast. It runs through your body and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. It's a lot like lightning.'

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It Started As A Negotiation by Gingerkid2010 reviews
This was completely idiotic. Kurt had a boyfriend. He didn't want to get hurt again..Not after last time. But one thing was for sure, even if he didn't like it.. Sebastian Smythe was falling for Kurt Hummel...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 215,284 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Vertigo by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Kurt is a college student and Sebastian is a librarian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Olive Oil is Pretty Organic by partitioning reviews
Kurt wakes up in the middle of the night at Blaine's house and runs into Cooper. Warnings for infidelity and unsafe sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kurt H., Cooper A. - Complete
Something Did Happen Thursday by XX4aXX reviews
Sheldon asks Penny to make him dinner. Reviews would be much appreciated, and I hope you enjoy it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
6 Feet Under by ForThoseWhoLikeToMoveItMoveIt reviews
"He was getting away" "I don't care! You don't hit my nemesis Rodney!" Doof said, his voice getting louder. A one-shot. Rated T for slight cursing.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
The Big Bang And Other Theories by Rose Writes reviews
Just a small one-shot about Blaine's obsessive love for Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Wedding Day Phenomenon by Only-eyes-for-Riddick reviews
Penny is getting married, there's just one problem. She's not in love with the groom, but the groom's best friend.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Club Eleven by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Jeff and Nick visit Kurt and Blaine in New York City, and Kurt and Blaine take them to a gay bar. Warnings: Cursing, grinding, sexual innuendos, shoving people against walls, bathroom blowjobs NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Graveyard by RodentFace reviews
Harry goes to his parents' grave and tells them about his engagement to Ginny. Just a cute little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Pavarotti by Camunki reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Retail Therapy by TangerineFields reviews
Remus realises why shopping and Sirius don't mix. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Are My by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Penny is about to move away and Sheldon has a revelation about what Penny means to him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
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A Little Childhood Trauma Builds Character reviews
A three part series in which Ed, Edd and Eddy realize at a young age that the family can be particularly cruel. Drabble series.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ed, Edd, Eddy, Eds
You're My Best Friend reviews
Twenty drabbles, twenty little moments between Ed, Edd and Eddy. Drabbles.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Ed, Edd, Eddy - Complete
Crayons and Play-Dough reviews
Niff. Nick makes a new friend when he ends up in the nurse's office. Drabble.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
When We Didn't Get Along reviews
Perryshmirtz. A collection of moments between Perry the Platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Drabble Series.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Not Even Remotely Bi-Curious reviews
Huntbastian. Four times Hunter confused Sebastian and the one time he was straightforward. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Let's Make Our Own History reviews
Klaine. Kurt and Blaine find something better to do than studying. Sadly, Finn didn't get the memo. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And I Need You Now reviews
Klaine. Kurt drunk dials Blaine after 'The Break-Up'. Drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete