Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and Metalocalypse.
Orochimaru: This is Avy-kun's (lee's) unimportant profile. She is the bitch that i kidnapped last week . Im most certain she is insane. She has an anime addiction and read books like she breaths air. In actuality she has kidnapped me and is forcing me to say all this, with the exception of the insane comment (mouths "help me").
AvyBby: Stop spreading these LIES!! Listen if your reading this, i can almost gaurentee your losing brain cells. Many many, poor, deffensless brain cells.
Orochimaru: Why are you so insane! And why am i here!
AvyBby: i was bored with itachi and u were obviously bored with kabuto . . .and because that monster thing under my bed kept telling me to get out(sigh). I don't t They wont leave . . . T_T
Orochimaru :I thught bowser lived under your bed?
AvyBby: He is the monster, but we got into an argument about Ludy and . . .we need our space
Orochimaru: Lee! Thats his SON!
AvyBby: Shut . . . the fuck up! I know!
Nathan Explosion: What the fuck . . . am I . . . uh . . . doing here?
Swisgarr: Yas, mes toos?
MurdeFace: What shce Fucksh?!
Pickles: Shudup man, she gots booz down here. why do ya care?
Toki: Hes gots a goods points.
Orochimaru: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
Avybby: Oh thats just DethKlok, there from Metalocalypse. I Braught them here so that they can play for us (and becuase they're totally bad ass and amazing!)
Nathan: Whoa this chics got booz! Sweet! *looks at Avy* and a tail!!! Holly shit thats brutal
Others: yeahs totally metal
Itachi -/ \-
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
Sex usually starts with a smile
...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck
...So tell me, how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this
i love that thing
i have amazing news pplz!!!!!!!!! i can access this account on my over protected school computer! fuck yeah with a cherry on top. now next year when i have computer class i wont be bored or get in trouble . . . go county school systems and ur flawed work.
My top ten strange rumors that kids have spread about me that i find amusing and hilarious
1. they think im a power ranger (no joke, some freshmens started it because of certain pair of boots i own)
2. im an adopted korean baby (btw im hispanic, very obviously hispanic)
3. I run a county wide meth lab (okay I started that one)
4. my sister is a transvestite and I use her as a drug whore to help contribute to my slow starting mofia
5. i have a small legion of asian boys that live in my basement and create my fashionista outfits (basements are not possible where i live)
6. i have two kids that were born the same year but aren't twins
7. im a high price prostitute that preferes the companionship of women but is not a lesbian(one of my teachers actually confronted me about that)
8. im dating a werewolf boy who live in the woods by my house (again i started that one as a joke and it sprialed out of control)
9. the reason my hair (which is very long) always covers my ears is becuase my werewolf boytoy bit me and i have dog ears
10. (and my absolute favorite) i am the leader of a derranged occult and on the second night of every full moon i take a bucket of pigs blood, paint a pentagram on my roof, and sacrifice a baby doll/squirrel (whatever i can get my hands on) to my dark overlord Pazuzu (my english teacher slipped me a self help pamphlet after he heard about that one)
This is why i love going to school ^^^^