Author has written 53 stories for Scarlet Pimpernel, Misc. Movies, LXG, Screenplays, Misc. Books, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Beauty and the Beast, Star Wars, Ironman, Star Trek: 2009, Avengers, and Daredevil.
Greetings, Salutations, and a general Hi! How ya doin'?
I am a human female sitting somewhere in the US of A, and very quietly going mad. I hover between the ages of 6 1/2 and 42 - my maturity level fluctuates with how tired I am and/or how the weather is.
I have a lot of obsessions, most of them book related. Among them are LotR, Star Wars, Narnia, Jane Eyre, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Miracle Worker, Agatha Christie, James Herriot, Douglas Adams, Sherlock Holmes, and the Baroness Orczy - just to name a few! The Scarlet Pimpernel is the first obsession I ever fed by writing fanfiction, and now I am caught up in Star Trek and the Marvel Movieverse too.
I love Orczy's sense of adventure, her historical context and her plot holes! She is an extremely satisfying author to write fanfic for. I grew up watching and loving the classic 1934 movie with Leslie Howard - imagine my surprise when I discovered Orczy's series of Scarlet Pimpernel books! I started writing fanfic almost immediately.
I grew up on Star Trek-The Next Generation, but the 2009 movie has opened my eyes to the Original Series. Really, who could resist the lure of Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Uhura, Pike, and all the rest of them? They have so many stories, just waiting to be told.
Iron Man was my favorite movie of 2008, and my favorite comic-book movie to date. (Yes, more than Avengers ;) The characters and their stories are simply the most compelling I've seen in a reallllly long time. IMO, the only superhero movie better than IM1 is Incredibles. (Pixar RULES)
Everything else here is just my random and eclectic mind being it's LOCD self (that's literary-obsessive-compulsive-disorder, for those of you who don't know ;)
A bit on how and what I write:
I source my fics almost completely from books. Where appropriate, I source from movies or TV shows, but books are my main source of inspiration.
I enjoy historical context, so I work it into my stories, and try to research well. Of course, the original author takes precedence, so even real history sometimes has to bow to the value of entertainment!
Canons are important to me. Very important. Non-canon ships and AU's that are not comedy are not my thing, and I don't write much of them - though I don't usually have too many problems reading them.
Reviews are ALWAYS welcome, and much appreciated, with constructive suggestions preferred. (I warn you that I am allergic to inflammatory criticism, so if you feel it necessary to flame me, I will just sneeze and leave the room :)
I have just made an account at Archive Of Our Own. My name is BaronessEmma there. If you want to, check it out! I haven't put too much up there yet, but I think some original material may go up pretty soon. Enjoy!
My name is Auntie Sue. I am the Fanfic Pitfall Patrol Officer. You have violated the Territory of Plotlessness, have trespassed in the Mary Sue Zone, and have insulted the Grammar Police. Your Random Shifts of POV have been observed by satellite. Your Tense Inconsistencies have broken the Coherency Laws. Your lack of Formatting has committed crimes against the Readability Resolution. You are under arrest for the Murder of the English Language.
Your RIGHTS will now be read to you. . .
You have the Right to remain Silent. Anything you write can and will be held against you in a Court of Fiction.
You have the Right to a Beta. If you cannot find a Beta the Flamers Of All That Is Living will find one for you.
You have the Right to a Public Trial. Your writing can and will be judged mercilessly by the People. (Some of which, no doubt, believe themselves to be your superiors.)
You have the Right to a Delete Button. No one else is to blame for what you say in public.
If you have a problem with any of this, please remember that this is how life works.
Life is an Illusion. Fanfic even more so.
- If you belong to the Anti-Sue Club, copy and paste this to your profile.
Updates. . . for those of you who want to know. . . ;)
Yeahhhhhh. . . . . I'm sure no one wants to know why I've been Out Of Commission for so long (and trust me, you don't ;), but I am back, happy, and will be updating some things real soon.
The Adventure of the Australian Refugee - Has been removed. . . . . . . . because it MAY ACTUALLY BE PUBLISHED FOR REAL!!!!! Nope, not kidding - I've got actual permission from the actual Conan Doyle Trust to publish this story. For real. Wow. Yeah, now you know ONE reason why I've not been writing anything else lately. . . . (X_X)
An Exquisite of 92 - A NEW CHALLENGE FIC FOR EVERYONE!!!!! 6 entries already, and more on the horizon. It's a long way to 92, so don't be shy!
The Coterie of an Exquisite of 92 - Belfast Docks, Quill Nostalgia, Pimpernel Princess, Cairistona, Slytherinsal, Mary Anna Witt, Clio1792, and bean21.
55 Fiction Challenge - IS DONE! WOW! I am amazed, delighted, thrilled and every other positive feeling in the book! Scarlet Pimpernel Fandom - YOU ROCK!
The League of 55 Fiction - Pimpernel Princess, Clio1792, Much Ado About Nonny, Sherlockian Girl, Protector of the Gray Fortress, bean21, Teish, Alice Esther, Cairistona, Sileas, Percy's Gadzooks, handschuhmaus and Belfast Docks. These are our great contributors. Go read all their other fiction too! (and don't forget to review ;)
The Legend of the Scarlet Pimpernel - Will be updated in the near future. I hope. . .
The Case of the Purloined Penny - a collaboration fic, but most likely finished. I may write up a random little ending though. . . .
The Scarlet Pimpernel And The 21st Century - is in the process of being updated and edited - keep a lookout!
Captain Jack Blakeney and the Scarlet Pirate - is probably not going to be updated. Sorry folks, I'm just not THAT random very often.
Falcon in the Rhyme - finished unless the Muse decides to randomly knock me flat again. If you have an idea, but just can't write it yourself, let me know, my Muse is very nice in situations like that.
Richmond the Screenplay - an extremely long project I WANT to do, but may never find time for. . . Argh for responsibilities, what? But I AM curious as to everyone's ideas for fantasy casting. . . and if the whole screenplay ever gets written. . . well. . . who knows?
The Whole History of The Scarlet Pimpernel in 3000 Words or Less - Finished. Done. Over with. Complete. Please don't ask for more - it's the WHOLE history of the Scarlet Pimpernel in 3000 words or less - I CAN'T make there BE more. Sadly.
An Assemblage Of Sorts - Real life has been kicking me in the rear. Sorry about that. But the Avengers was a GREAT movie and I'm inspired, so. . . yeah. . . there will be more. Eventually.
Ko-mekh - I managed to delete the almost-finished last chapter of this, and have not yet built up the heart to try again. So, yeah, sorry about that. :(
The Fourth Element - Is finally finished!!!! Hooray!
The Tides of Vulcan - The long and utterly absorbing project I am in the middle of at this moment. If you want it to go faster, you KNOW what to do! Read and review, of course! ;) There are also several side stories connected to this one, so . . . .
If you want to read all "The Tides Of Vulcan" stories in order, here is the progression -
More stories/chapters will be added to this list as they are posted. Enjoy!
The Unconventional Vulcan Trilogy - A ragtag set of four oneshots about five unconventional Vulcans. Yes, there are going to be FOUR oneshots in this trilogy. Why? Because it's unconventional, of course! ;) They all fit into the Tides 'verse, but they can also stand alone.
Here they are, in chronological order -
Spock - Successfully Inducing The Congregation Of Multiple Felis Catus
Stonn - Bad Boy (coming soon)
Sybok - Untitled (coming soon - and yes, "Untitled" is the actual title - you'll get it when it's posted :)
Spock Prime and Sarek - Time and Tide
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. Live Long And Prosper.
— Leonard Nimoy
Thanks for visiting, I hope you can stay a while, sit back and make yourself at home. . . have a cup of tea. . . put on some music. . . and read the fun fan fiction!
Baroness Emma Dearborne
P.S. Please excuse the messed up story covers. FFN just recently merged their avatar function with the story cover function, and in the process all the story covers got cropped. I simply don't have the wherewithal to re-do over 50 pictures right now, I'm sorry.
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