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Author has written 50 stories for Scarlet Pimpernel, Misc. Movies, LXG, Screenplays, Misc. Books, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Beauty and the Beast, Star Wars, Ironman, Star Trek: 2009, and Avengers.

Greetings, Salutations, and a general Hi! How ya doin'?

I am a human female sitting somewhere in the US of A, and very quietly going mad. I hover between the ages of 6 1/2 and 42 - my maturity level fluctuates with how tired I am and/or how the weather is.

I have a lot of obsessions, most of them book related. Among them are LotR, Star Wars, Narnia, Jane Eyre, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Miracle Worker, Agatha Christie, James Herriot, Douglas Adams, Sherlock Holmes, and the Baroness Orczy - just to name a few! The Scarlet Pimpernel is the first obsession I ever fed by writing fanfiction, and now I am caught up in Star Trek and the Marvel Movieverse too.

I love Orczy's sense of adventure, her historical context and her plot holes! She is an extremely satisfying author to write fanfic for. I grew up watching and loving the classic 1934 movie with Leslie Howard - imagine my surprise when I discovered Orczy's series of Scarlet Pimpernel books! I started writing fanfic almost immediately.

I grew up on Star Trek-The Next Generation, but the 2009 movie has opened my eyes to the Original Series. Really, who could resist the lure of Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Uhura, Pike, and all the rest of them? They have so many stories, just waiting to be told.

Iron Man was my favorite movie of 2008, and my favorite comic-book movie to date. (Yes, more than Avengers ;) The characters and their stories are simply the most compelling I've seen in a reallllly long time. IMO, the only superhero movie better than IM1 is Incredibles. (Pixar RULES)

Everything else here is just my random and eclectic mind being it's LOCD self (that's literary-obsessive-compulsive-disorder, for those of you who don't know ;)

A bit on how and what I write:

I source my fics almost completely from books. Where appropriate, I source from movies or TV shows, but books are my main source of inspiration.

I enjoy historical context, so I work it into my stories, and try to research well. Of course, the original author takes precedence, so even real history sometimes has to bow to the value of entertainment!

Canons are important to me. Very important. Non-canon ships and AU's that are not comedy are not my thing, and I don't write much of them - though I don't usually have too many problems reading them.

Reviews are ALWAYS welcome, and much appreciated, with constructive suggestions preferred. (I warn you that I am allergic to inflammatory criticism, so if you feel it necessary to flame me, I will just sneeze and leave the room :)


I have just made an account at Archive Of Our Own. Here is the link to my profile -

I haven't put much up there yet, but I think some original material may go up pretty soon. Enjoy!


My name is Auntie Sue. I am the Fanfic Pitfall Patrol Officer. You have violated the Territory of Plotlessness, have trespassed in the Mary Sue Zone, and have insulted the Grammar Police. Your Random Shifts of POV have been observed by satellite. Your Tense Inconsistencies have broken the Coherency Laws. Your lack of Formatting has committed crimes against the Readability Resolution. You are under arrest for the Murder of the English Language.

Your RIGHTS will now be read to you. . .

You have the Right to remain Silent. Anything you write can and will be held against you in a Court of Fiction.

You have the Right to a Beta. If you cannot find a Beta the Flamers Of All That Is Living will find one for you.

You have the Right to a Public Trial. Your writing can and will be judged mercilessly by the People. (Some of which, no doubt, believe themselves to be your superiors.)

You have the Right to a Delete Button. No one else is to blame for what you say in public.

If you have a problem with any of this, please remember that this is how life works.

Life is an Illusion. Fanfic even more so.

- If you belong to the Anti-Sue Club, copy and paste this to your profile.


Updates. . . for those of you who want to know. . . ;)


Yeahhhhhh. . . . . I'm sure no one wants to know why I've been Out Of Commission for so long (and trust me, you don't ;), but I am back, happy, and will be updating some things real soon.


The Adventure of the Australian Refugee - Has been removed. . . . . . . . because it MAY ACTUALLY BE PUBLISHED FOR REAL!!!!! Nope, not kidding - I've got actual permission from the actual Conan Doyle Trust to publish this story. For real. Wow. Yeah, now you know ONE reason why I've not been writing anything else lately. . . . (X_X)


An Exquisite of 92 - A NEW CHALLENGE FIC FOR EVERYONE!!!!! 6 entries already, and more on the horizon. It's a long way to 92, so don't be shy!

The Coterie of an Exquisite of 92 - Belfast Docks, Quill Nostalgia, Pimpernel Princess, Cairistona, Slytherinsal, Mary Anna Witt, Clio1792, and bean21.


55 Fiction Challenge - IS DONE! WOW! I am amazed, delighted, thrilled and every other positive feeling in the book! Scarlet Pimpernel Fandom - YOU ROCK!

The League of 55 Fiction - Pimpernel Princess, Clio1792, Much Ado About Nonny, Sherlockian Girl, Protector of the Gray Fortress, bean21, Teish, Alice Esther, Cairistona, Sileas, Percy's Gadzooks, handschuhmaus and Belfast Docks. These are our great contributors. Go read all their other fiction too! (and don't forget to review ;)


The Legend of the Scarlet Pimpernel - Will be updated in the near future. I hope. . .


The Case of the Purloined Penny - a collaboration fic, but most likely finished. I may write up a random little ending though. . . .


The Scarlet Pimpernel And The 21st Century - is in the process of being updated and edited - keep a lookout!


Captain Jack Blakeney and the Scarlet Pirate - is probably not going to be updated. Sorry folks, I'm just not THAT random very often.


Falcon in the Rhyme - finished unless the Muse decides to randomly knock me flat again. If you have an idea, but just can't write it yourself, let me know, my Muse is very nice in situations like that.


Richmond the Screenplay - an extremely long project I WANT to do, but may never find time for. . . Argh for responsibilities, what? But I AM curious as to everyone's ideas for fantasy casting. . . and if the whole screenplay ever gets written. . . well. . . who knows?


The Whole History of The Scarlet Pimpernel in 3000 Words or Less - Finished. Done. Over with. Complete. Please don't ask for more - it's the WHOLE history of the Scarlet Pimpernel in 3000 words or less - I CAN'T make there BE more. Sadly.


An Assemblage Of Sorts - Real life has been kicking me in the rear. Sorry about that. But the Avengers was a GREAT movie and I'm inspired, so. . . yeah. . . there will be more.


Ko-mekh - I managed to delete the almost-finished last chapter of this, and have not yet built up the heart to try again. So, yeah, sorry about that. :(


The Fourth Element - Two more elements to go! And yes, this will be finished soon, since I have incorporated it into my "Tides of Vulcan" story-arc.


The Tides of Vulcan - The long and utterly absorbing project I am in the middle of at this moment. If you want it to go faster, you KNOW what to do! Read and review, of course! ;) There are also several side stories connected to this one, so . . . .

If you want to read all "The Tides Of Vulcan" stories in order, here is the progression -

  • Tides of Vulcan - Prologue and Chapters One through Ten
  • Project
  • Tides of Vulcan - Chapters Eleven and Twelve
  • Successfully Inducing The Congregation Of Multiple Felis Catus
  • Tides of Vulcan - Chapter Thirteen
  • Bad Boy (coming soon)
  • More stories/chapters will be added to this list as they are posted. Enjoy!


    The Unconventional Vulcan Trilogy - A ragtag set of four oneshots about five unconventional Vulcans. Yes, there are going to be FOUR oneshots in this trilogy. Why? Because it's unconventional, of course! ;) They all fit into the Tides 'verse, but they can also stand alone.

    Here they are, in chronological order -

    Spock - Successfully Inducing The Congregation Of Multiple Felis Catus

    Stonn - Bad Boy (coming soon)

    Sybok - Untitled (coming soon - and yes, "Untitled" is the actual title - you'll get it when it's posted :)

    Spock Prime and Sarek - Time and Tide


    A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. Live Long And Prosper.

    — Leonard Nimoy


    Thanks for visiting, I hope you can stay a while, sit back and make yourself at home. . . have a cup of tea. . . put on some music. . . and read the fun fan fiction!

    Salutations,

    Baroness Emma Dearborne

    P.S. Please excuse the messed up story covers. FFN just recently merged their avatar function with the story cover function, and in the process all the story covers got cropped. I simply don't have the wherewithal to re-do over 50 pictures right now, I'm sorry.

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    Redamancy by Psicygni reviews
    "Eutony," Nyota says. "The pleasantness of a word's sound." "Logolepsy," Spock counters. "A fascination or obsession with words." "Fascination? Sounds like someone I know."
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [N. Uhura, Spock] - Complete
    My Mother, the Ambassador by NotesfromaClassroom reviews
    Spock sets the record straight with a series of stories about his parents. A Spock/Uhura story featuring the adventures of Sarek and Amanda.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,820 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Amanda G., Spock - Complete
    Hey, Pep by Shipperwolf reviews
    It wasn't too late to tell her all of those important things. It wasn't too late, if she'd just pick up the damn phone. T/P, spoiler warning.
    Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
    Guess Who is Coming to Dinner by Pat Foley reviews
    Uhura and Spock prepare for their first visit from Sarek and Amanda. Complete
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,793 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
    If You Give a Vulcan a Vodka by simpleDMD reviews
    Spock is acting a little squirrelly, but he won't say why. Good thing Bones has just the right medicine to loosen his tongue. . . . Rated T for salty language and heavy drinking. Not slash. R&R!
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
    The Discontent Princess by Pimpernel Princess reviews
    What is seen is not usually all that a person is. What is told is not all of a person's thoughts. Even a princess can have her problems while she sets out to solve them.
    Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009
    The 28 July by Clio1792 reviews
    Angst/Romance/Adventure Piece, combining plot elements and characters from Baroness Orczy's "Triumph of the Scarlet Pimpernel," and "A Child of the Revolution," with brief mention of characters in "Sir Percy Hits Back," and "Sir Percy Leads the Band."
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
    Wolf Maiden by Pimpernel Princess reviews
    Isabelle is a girl with a wolfish temper. Trestan is a man barely surviving a family curse. When they meet in an abandoned castle, how can the Beauty of love cast out the Beasts inside?
    Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,619 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
    25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
    Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
    Somewhere in Latin AmericaSecond Episode by Clio1792 reviews
    A second installment in an AU "modernized" Scarlet Pimpernel series.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010
    The League of the ? by Belfast Docks reviews
    "Oh, make no mistake, Sir Percy," Marguerite replied, a mischievous smile gracing her pretty mouth, "This is all your fault. You know it is." Fluff and fun, taking place after the novels.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
    A Gordian Knot by Belfast Docks reviews
    Percy has sent Marguerite a puzzle, but she needs his help to solve it. Spoilers for "Sir Percy Hits Back".
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
    Learning How to Sail My Ship by puravidaloco reviews
    A series of oneshots featuring our beloved Enterprise crew experiencing life, love, and friendship. NO SLASH, some Spock/Uhura. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Read, review, and please enjoy!
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,016 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
    Jeeves Gets the Day Off by SherlockianGirl reviews
    When Jeeves comes down with the flu, it's up to Bertie to take charge of the household.
    Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
    The Ties That Blind by SherlockianGirl reviews
    Bertie learns that Jeeves has systematically "revised" his wardrobe.
    Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
    Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
    Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
    Scarlet Jelly Beans by Cairistona reviews
    Chauvelin attempts to carry out a mission, but Sir Percy comes along with a box full of Jelly Beans to impede his progress.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
    Watson Makes an Edit by SherlockianGirl reviews
    A collection of one-shots concerning the untold misadventures and amusing situations Holmes and Watson get themselves into over the course of their friendship and investigations.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
    So It Begins by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
    Two young people meet at a garden party. Oneshot, short and sweet. FLUFF warning.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
    Sir Percy's cravat by ladyblakh reviews
    Percy and Marguerite's son is finally born. Percy states that he is the only one who will ever be allowed to throw up on his cravat, and the statement leads to a discussion that reveals some new things about our beloved characters.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
    The Written Void by SherlockianGirl reviews
    Literature comes to life as the Doctor and Rose find themselves in a dimension where the authors and their written characters come ever closer to the danger of interaction.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
    Afterwards by kteli.99 reviews
    Campbell and Julia, starting with and following on from Annas death. This is my first attempt at fanfiction so please review.
    My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Campbell A., Julia R. - Complete
    Taken for a Ride by Cairistona reviews
    M. Chauvelkin has car trouble and SP takes him for a ride, quite literally. AU with cars.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
    Catsitting by nerdielady reviews
    Cadet Spock finds himself committed to caring for a kitten for a week.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Spock, C. Pike - Complete
    Margot at Bat by edleweiss reviews
    An unbearly hot afternoon of cricket leads to a dispute between members of the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel that can only be settled by Lady Blakeney taking the field. Slightly OC, PercyMargot.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
    Bailout by CSI Clue reviews
    Pepper makes a phone call.
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
    Elementary, My Dear Blakeney by SherlockianGirl reviews
    Through a series of unfortunate and highly improbable events, Sir Percy Blakeney meets the famous Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Later, when a brutal murder is reported, Sir Percy wants to help solve the case. Holmes would rather him not. SP/SH PARODY!
    Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
    The Wayside Pimpernel by Wai-Jing Waraugh reviews
    Based on Noyes' Highwayman poem, retold as the story of the Scarlet Pimpernel - with an appropriate new ending, of course. It is an epic tale, told in verse, of impending death, fearless devotion, and a love that overcomes all.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
    The Man at St Bart's by SherlockianGirl reviews
    Stamford reflects on his first meeting with Sherlock Holmes at St. Bart's hospital, and remembers the events leading to his introduction of a certain doctor and the man he met in the laboratories.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
    Tante Margot by Clio1792 reviews
    Angst/Romance Fiction Piece Based upon Mam'zelle Guillotine by Baroness Orczy
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009
    Two to play the game by sheepstake reviews
    Why Chauvelin should have known that one must only take snuff from the Prince of Dandies with a pinch of salt... A series of one shots from Percy's perspective and how the Scarlet Pimpernel is always 'up to snuff'. Chapter Two 'En Route Chat Gris' up.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
    Nightmare On Board the Day Dream by SherlockianGirl reviews
    Sequel to "The League Sleepover." The League has set sail for England with three rescued aristocrats in tow, but what happens when Percy must stay in France and Lord Tony is put in charge of the voyage? Lord Hastings would rather forget the incident.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
    The League Sleepover by SherlockianGirl reviews
    Exactly what does the League do when the Scarlet Pimpernel is off causing trouble without them?
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
    Sir Percy's Spy by SherlockianGirl reviews
    When Lord Hastings is captured, Percy has no choice but to brave the bloody streets of Paris to rescue his fellow League member. But Chauvelin hasn't forgotten that meddlesome Scarlet Pimpernel and weaves about him a most cunning trap...
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
    A Highschool Girl in the Scarlet Pimpernel's World by AlpineSheep reviews
    Jen is failing history and her teacher offers her extra credit with a book review. Jen picks The Scarlet Pimpernel on a whim and gets more than she bargained for when an accident lands her in revolutionary France! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel to the rescue!
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
    A NotQuiteOfficiallyTolkien Approved Parody by Pimpernel Princess reviews
    A loving parody of The Two Towers with cameo by The Scarlet Pimpernel. Frodo is a vegetarian, Gollum is sarcastic and vengeful, and Sam pretty much runs the whole show. The ghost of Professor Tolkien also make an appearance. Please read and review!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
    Che cosa è amor by AMarguerite reviews
    While on his Grand Tour, Sir Percy stumbles across an enchanted castle. He makes friends, gets terribly confused about love, irritates his valet, and gives into the fairy tale. Crossover with 'Beauty and the Beast' becase I'm insane like that
    Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
    Hazard Pay by Perri Smith reviews
    Movieverse. Pepper is trapped when danger hits closer to home than anyone predicted.
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,139 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
    The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies by The Lark reviews
    Well, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
    Rivendell International Airport by Primsong reviews
    A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
    Inside Joke by Sapphyre Blu reviews
    Book tells a joke that Mal does not understand. Simon promises Book he will explain it when he is dead. Can you figure out the joke before Mal?
    Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Mal, Book - Complete
    Unison by MmeMozart182 reviews
    Suzanne de Tournay reflects on Sir Andrew, Sir Percy, and their friendship.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
    Ma Petite Cherie by Shadow131 reviews
    Percy discovers his young daughter trying to sneak into her parent's garden party. Her reasoning? To see if anyone will talk about the Scarlet Pimpernel, of course!
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004
    Artistically Done by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
    Thrawn's thoughts at the end of 'The Last Command.'
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Thrawn, Pellaeon - Complete
    My Dear Fellow by Demus reviews
    Holmes reflects on his chronicler, watching him sleep as they travel to their temporary home at the end of a particularly galling case for Watson. Not slash.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
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    The Tides Of Vulcan reviews
    There is a tide in the affairs of Vulcans, which taken at the Fire, leads on to fortune.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,571 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Spock, N. Uhura] [Amanda G., Sarek]
    Time and Tide reviews
    Spock Prime takes care of unfinished business. Second in my "Unconventional Vulcans" trilogy. Thanks for everything, Mr. Nimoy, we will always remember you.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28 - Spock Prime, Sarek - Complete
    One Hundred Percent reviews
    Nyota is a single mother of two. One day, she meets a guy who is totally different from all her previous experiences with men. But can an alien REALLY earn her trust? Academy AU.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [N. Uhura, Spock]
    Successfully Inducing The Congregation Of Mulitiple Felis Catus reviews
    Spock gets adopted. First in my "Unconventional Vulcans" trilogy.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Spock - Complete
    A New Husband reviews
    Pepper makes a request. Tony is. . . reluctant.
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
    Seven Is The Number Of Perfection reviews
    Six ways they didn't have their first kiss, and one way they did.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Spock, N. Uhura] - Complete
    Never reviews
    In all his years of hedonism, there is one thing Tony has never done. It's the one thing he will never do. Never. No matter what happens. Set mostly during IM1, with mild spoilers for IM2 and Avengers. No slash. Rated M only for safety, it's more of a strong T. May be triggerish for some people. Read with caution.
    Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] H. Yinsen - Complete
    Ever I Saw reviews
    The story of Tony and Pepper, told in firsts. *THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR MAKING THIS MY MOST FAVORITED STORY EVER! YOU ALL ROCK!*
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
    An Assemblage of Sorts reviews
    A series of interconnected oneshots. Tony and Banner are the main focus, but the whole cast will make appearances. Basically this is a way for me to get into the minds of the Avengers, and introduce my new OC. No slash. Will not go above a T rating. There will be spoilers.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
    Undefeated reviews
    Tony and Pepper present an Oscar, and then have an after-party all to themselves. Set right after IM2. Very mild spoilers. T rating only to be safe, it's more of a K-plus.
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
    Project reviews
    While at the Academy, a cadet becomes the subject of a project. Romance-ish. Not slash.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Spock - Complete
    The Scarlet Pimpernel and The 21st Century reviews
    A mysterious event lands Sir Percy Blakeney in the 21st Century, and only one girl believes him and his story. Is Sir Percy ready for 2009? Is 2009 ready for Sir Percy?
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009
    Cant reviews
    Life is always confusing at 3 AM. Post-IM2 Songfic with spoliers for that movie. Strong T rating, so be warned.
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
    An Exquisite of 92 reviews
    Here ye, here ye! A new challenge fic for all! Write an SP drabble exactly 92 words long, and you must use the letters P. E. R. C. and Y. All other rules are the same as for the 55 Fiction Challenge. See first chapter for further clarification.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010
    Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Tony Stark! reviews
    Election Day plus Iron Man equals Crack!fic. !woot! Set between IM1 and IM2
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
    55 Fiction Challenge reviews
    Here is a challenge-fic drabble series for your enjoyment - 55 fics, each exactly 55 words in length - all genres and types. Rated K - T. Series is now COMPLETE! Three cheers for the League of 55 Fiction!
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
    Tradition reviews
    Nyota introduces her adun to a unique Terran tradition.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [Spock, N. Uhura]
    Spit of Love reviews
    She knew that love was never perfect, but she never knew it could be so wrong. Chauvelin/OFC pairing. Oneshot songfic. Dark. Angsty. Not for kids.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
    The Fourth Element reviews
    Spock never knew how elegantly a human could articulate.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Spock, N. Uhura] J. Kirk, Gaila
    Komekh reviews
    Mthama. Ko-mekh. Winona. Màthair. Ma'am. However they say it, to the crew of the Enterprise, the word "Mother" always has an important meaning. Written in honor of Mother's Day.
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Spock, Amanda G.
    Smiles reviews
    Scientists have classified many different types of smiles, but everyone has their own way of doing it. . .
    Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Spock, Spock Prime, N. Uhura, Amanda G. - Complete
    The Case of the Purloined Penny reviews
    Complete and utter random silliness brought on by a mixture of stress, late nights and finals. A line-by-line collaboration by Sherlockian Girl and Baroness Orc. Yes, we are crazy. Blame it on the school. XD
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009
    Home Again reviews
    A great deal has changed in three years. Yet I feel that nothing has changed. Shall we go once more into the fire, my old friend? - A prelude to "The Empty House" Holmes POV. Not slash.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
    Difference reviews
    He never realized how different they were. She never realized how different they weren't. Until one "ordinary" day, they never realized that differences are normal. . .
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/31/2010 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
    Gross Me Out reviews
    Movieverse. During a very slow morning, Tony learns once and for all that he should never, ever, ever, ever bet against Pepper Potts. Rated for language and some grossness - well, obviously. My first IM fic, so please be kind.
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper]
    Scarlet Ribbons reviews
    It's good-night time at Blakeney Manor, and a simple prayer becomes a moment of unforgettable sweetness for Sir Percy and his daughter Violet. Oneshot songfic to the Kingston Trio's "Scarlet Ribbons". Set post "Triumph". Warning - excessive fluffiness!
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
    The Wife of Bath reviews
    A rainy night in Bath...Sir Percy asks Marguerite to tell him a story...and snark, satire, humor and double-entendres ensue. Beware, O Gentle Reader, for 'tis rated T for a reason.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
    The Millennium Falcon In The Dive reviews
    A tribute to two of the greatest Evil Men in Black ever created. Star Wars/Scarlet Pimpernel Musical crossover songfic. Because it was begging to be written. A fairly good knowledge of either fandom -or both- is suggested, but not required. Vader's POV
    Crossover - Star Wars & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
    All Spiders Must Die reviews
    Soon after Beast gives Belle the library, a bit of drama happens therein. . . A silly, fluffy oneshot.
    Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] Lumiere, Cogsworth - Complete
    Ladies' Day reviews
    At an elegant garden party, Sir Percy Blakeney and Lady Blakeney must deal with an unexpected obstacle presented from a most unexpected source - the usually shallow and enthusiastic Lord Antony Dewhurst.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
    Captain Jack Blakeney and the Scarlet Pirate reviews
    What happens when Sir Percy Blakeney and Captain Jack Sparrow switch places? A lot of zaniness, that's for sure! A pure crack!fic. ON HIATUS. PROBABLY WILL NOT BE UPDATED.
    Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
    On The Line
    Poetry inspired from the movie "Cool Hand Luke". Dragline's POV.
    Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
    The Ever Glorious 14th Of July reviews
    Upon July 14th, 1789, the people of France became the People of France, and with one change of flag and the coining of the shout "Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite - ou la Mort!", a new order was begun in the annals of Europe.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
    At The Dimming Of The Day reviews
    Missing scene from "Eldorado". How do Percy and Marguerite cope with their constant separation? An intimate but non-graphic love scene. Mature themes. T-plus, if you will.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
    The Other St Just reviews
    Everyone has forgotten or overlooked Louis St. Just, cousin of Marguerite and Armand. But he has a history and an ambition, and he will not be forgotten any more.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
    If you MUST read Italo Calvino, read this first reviews
    A summary and condensation of "If On A Winter's Night A Traveler. . ." by Italo Calvino. Hopefully funny.
    Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
    Richmond The Screenplay reviews
    Exactly what it says. "Richmond" and a part of "Farewell" as I think they ought to have been on screen. Very much a Work In Progress as I hope to remake the whole thing one day.
    Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009
    I reviews
    Chauvelin contemplates. Poetry
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
    Falcon in the Rhyme reviews
    Chauvelin Poetry. Limeriks. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
    The Whole History of The Scarlet Pimpernel in 3000 Words or Less reviews
    A drabble series that summarizes every book in Orczy's SP series. Comedy, in case you were wondering. Warning: Spoilers
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
    A New Experience reviews
    Moviefic. Missing scene from the Nautilus. What happened between Mina and Dorian on their FIRST night at sea? Dorian's favorite subject is under discussion, but the story is NOT lemony. Oneshot with spoilers.
    LXG - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
    Your Humble Servant reviews
    Sir Percy Blakeney on Life, Love, and the Way of the Scarlet Pimpernel
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
    After The Fisherman's Rest reviews
    Takes place during TSP - what happened to Andrew and Tony after Chauvelin abducted them? T for angsty language - Tony is a sportsman, remember. This is a special two-shot dedicated to EVERYONE WHO HAS READ MY STORIES! I have 1000 hits! Huzzah! . . .
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
    Chauvelin reviews
    A dark and grimy delving into the mind of everyone's favourite villain. Takes place at the beginning of TSP. One-shot. My first attempt at Evil!Chauvelin so please R&R.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
    One reviews
    How do you keep a relationship strong after twenty years? By having it be strong in the first place. A bit of Margot/Percy fluff.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
    The Legend of the Scarlet Pimpernel reviews
    - "Once upon a time..." said Sir Percy, "there was a daring young knight...and a beautiful actress...and they lived in a land beset by Revolution..." - TSP prequel featuring Orczy's beloved characters, historical cameos, and the "forgotten" love triangle.
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
    Lord Tony and the Princess Snide reviews
    Why does Chau-Chau rub his hands together? Why is the League ALWAYS "leaning forward expectantly"? What makes Marguerite testy? Do Percy and Donald Trump have anything in common? Find out in a "Lord Tony's Wife" parody. Now COMPLETE! Please R&R!
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
    2001 A Space Comedy reviews
    2001 as it should have been told. Short, drabblish one-shot. Meant for fun.
    Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
    The Song Of Eldorado reviews
    Pretty poetry of the pimpernel persuasion
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
    A Fine Specimen of English Manhood reviews
    One-shot fluffiness. Set post "Eldorado". My first fan-fic! And there was much rejoicing. . .
    Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
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