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Joined 12-27-08, id: 1783123, Profile Updated: 03-17-11
Author has written 5 stories for Titanic, Harry Potter, Bleach, Clash of the Titans, 2010, and Death Note.

Hey y’all. Machi’s the name, making you feel as uncomfortable as legally possible’s the game. And today, I’ll be teaching you how to use "box" in Chinese sentences. But really, people...bacon? It’s all I can do not to cut myself with my own fake nails. Honestly.

Fact: I love pink.
Fact: emememe.
Fact: You're jealous of me and my life. You know you are.
Fact: Bears eat beets. (oh ho ho. see what i did there?)
Fact: I need to get out more.
Fact: I’m an introvert
Fact: I can get annoying. Often. So those impulses to hit me with something–say, a baseball bat or a Morning Star–will come frequently.
Fact: I would very much enjoy a dish of ice cream.
Fact: I am Watari. And Santa. And Flavor Flav.
Fact: I cried when my mom wouldn’t buy me the movie Panic Room. It was three bucks on VHS. Three. Bucks. THREE.
Fact: I can have mood swings. Expect them.
Fact: My friends lie to Jordan.
Fact: I would so take that pill. Chika knows which one I’m talking about.
Fact: I think there are too many people named "Amy" in the world.
Fact: I listen to Britney Spears. And Luppi strips to it.
Fact: Aside from Britney, the occasional Miley Cyrus, and some Taylor Swift, I also listen to Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, 3OH!3, and things of the like. Cuz I’m an odd one like that.
Fact: Luppi is not nannerpuss. Deal with it.
Fact: I cannot control Keegan or his uncontrollable desires to steal my pencils.
Fact: I spend too much time not doing my homework.
Fact: I hate Dial-Up.
Fact: I love lists.
Fact: I cannot listen to "We Are Broken" by Paramore in the dark. I just can’t. It totally freaks me out.
Fact: The alternate ending to ‘Paranormal Activity’ the movie where Katie slits her throat SUCKS.
Fact: I’m proud of you if you’ve read this far into my facts.
Fact: Listening to "Starstrukk" by 3OH!3 depresses me.
Fact: I feel strongly about us Disposables.
Fact: I am NOT a thief.
Fact: Kent tosses things at my friends' heads, but he said he thinks I'm nice. Boom.

"Heh, Cake."

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Welcome to Baker Island by retiredddddddd reviews
When no one agrees to play with him, America forces the former Allied and Axis powers to reenact World War Two on a deserted island. GerIta, FrUK, USJap, RuChi. Rated T for suggested adult themes, minor language, and petty violence. Set in modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,713 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
100 Moods of GermanyxItaly by Lynnliz13 reviews
As I'm sure you could guess, I've decided to take the 100 Moods challenge for my OTP. Mostly short-ish drabble-type things with no real plot connection. Some yaoi, some genderbends, human names used. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
I Like The Way It Hurts by grimmjow'svitaminwater reviews
Nnoitra/OC: Nnoitra Jiruga was my hero when I needed to be saved; my antidote when I needed a cure; my Superman when I was Lois Lane. Love is not a toy, nor a joke. Love is painful. It is everything and nothing. You have to like the way it hurts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Nnoitra G. - Complete
Drunk love by XxFreak-ShowxX reviews
three cheers for twincest
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - The Twins - Complete
Nothin' But Trouble by BeyondBirthday'sBestie reviews
CRACKFIC. "That Lawliet boy ain't nothin' but trouble," Machi plays Paw, Matt plays Maw, and Kitty is the blossoming teenager in love with L Lawliet. This has been approved by Morgan Freeman and Hades. NOT LxMATT
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - L, Matt - Complete
Leaving Things Unsaid by BeyondBirthday'sBestie reviews
Luppi, OC, Drabbles; Little moments add up to a bigger picture.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Luppi
Johnny's Confession by johnnnycadesgirl16 reviews
Johnny had liked his fourteen-year-old best friend for a year now. He has finally admitted his feelings to himself, but what happens when Ponyboy finds out about his secret crush? Changed to M for mature scenes. Complete.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,299 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Tripolar Is Not A Word by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
One of these days, Zant is going to drive himself insane. Well, that's what you get for having multiple personalities. Very, very random.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Zant - Complete
These Dreams, These Nightmares by BeyondBirthday'sBestie reviews
Machi looked him over completely for the first time that night, noticing his shaking knees, fingers, and lip. With his height and overall appearance, he seemed to look exactly like a small child one who had just seen a terrifying monster. Fluff. LuppixOC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Luppi
Cute by Dreadful Virtue reviews
Short drabble with Shanks thinking about Buggy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Buggy, Shanks - Complete
TongueTied and Terrified by BeyondBirthday'sBestie reviews
For the first time in a long time, Draco Malfoy could say that he was terrified. Narrowed eyes, white-knuckle grip, deadly glare; Oh, Draco knew that his father was displeased. Falling in love with a half-blood. Best idea Draco ever had. DracoxOc For Mach
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Eggplant by nonoji reviews
A short little drabble about why Zeff calls Sanji "Eggplant".
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Sanji, Zeff - Complete
Oneshot: Am I Ugly now? by RunningwithaTaintedMind333 reviews
One-shot between Tonks and Lupin happends during OOTP. Tonks confronts Lupin about how he is avoiding her, and tries to make him understand she doesn't care if he a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Hey, Sexy Lady by pretense reviews
A new Sixth Espada you say...? Warning: Implied Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Szayelaporro G., Luppi - Complete
Teen Girl Squad Stories! by Snicklin reviews
Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader goes to a date with Brett Bretterson! So-And-So and What's Her Face go on the ride of their lives! The sweet irony of four tickets to Asparagus And You is heard! Er... actually it's just Tompkins. Pleeeeeeease read and review!
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008
Shoten of Peeps by Eloise Kole reviews
Jinta proves just how bad he can be late one night when he thinks no one will catch him...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Jinta H., Ururu T. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Eloise Kole reviews
Urahara and Tessai overhear a startling conversation.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - K. Urahara, Tessai T. - Complete
Splinters by Colhan3000 reviews
While playing a game with Shanks, Yasopp and Benn Luffy ends up getting hurt and Shanks is the one who has to patch him up. [Shanks and Luffy Fluff][Rated T for swearing]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
Swimy Swimy Sea Horse: Inside Hatori Sohma's MIND by XSora-ChanX reviews
So what does the distant dragon doctor REALLY think? Some weird thoughts, that's what! Read this and you will be disturbed. As in, for life.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hatori S.
Draco Malfoy: the Amazing Bouncing Ferret by Mirriam Q Webster reviews
COMPLETE A short based on Draco's point of view of that fateful night...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
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My Brother, The Kraken reviews
CRACKFIC. An OC, daughter of Hades, is the brother of The Kraken. Whose actual name is Eduardo. They squable just as normal siblings do, and this story pretty much revolves around that. Oneshot. Featuring Morgan Freeman.
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hades - Complete
No Matter What Happens, Let Your Love Be Strong reviews
GrimmjowXOC, some language, but if you know Grimmjow it's nothing you're not used too. For BabySnatcher808. Happy Birthday.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Oh Yes reviews
Follow-up to "World's Greatest Phone Call". One of the crackiest things ever written, featuring Draco, Lucius, L, Light, and Snape. And my infamous OC, of course. Feel free to listen in on this telephone conversation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Western/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Light Y. - Complete
World's Greatest Phone Call reviews
Oneshot. OC Machi calls Draco back, but gets Lucius instead. Half credit to 'WritingMisery'. Oh yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Always And Forever reviews
Story of a Second Class couple on the Titanic, William and Cordelia Lobb. Based on actual people aboard. Actually a paper I wrote for one of my classes. xD
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete