The Birth of Insanity94
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Joined 12-27-08, id: 1783166, Profile Updated: 05-16-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Cyborg 009, Twilight, and Samurai 7.

If your reading this than you must be pretty bored rite now. I mean, c'om. Go read some yaoi or watch Sweeney Todd or something.

Scream: Just shut it and let them read the damn thing.

Me: You shut up!

Fake It: Why don't you both shut up?!

Me/Scream: Gah, meanie.

The first step to sanity is admitting your insane...but who wants to be sane?

I seem to attract fellow phycos and sadists as friends. Most of my friends are, unique, and yes, I wrote that just so they can read that. HA!!


Tora Hinote (my phycotic imouto)

xxxperfectxdisasterxxx (the female Aido)

Pretty pink hearts don't exactly agree with me, so Valentine's day is only good for chocolate. I mean who the hell wants to watch abunch of sappy romance films? ...unless they involve vampires.

I swear, ALOT. Hell, I'm pretty sure I could qualify as Hidan's sister!

If you fall down the stairs or somehow kick yourself in the face I'll laugh for about a minute before saying 'Oh crap. Are you ok?'

I'm a sadist through and through, so go ahead! Go crazy! I'll be both, laughing at that, AND crying for you.

My mind colonized the gutter.

My ipod is sacred, and requires a sacrifice to it's alter every friday. Why friday? Well why not?

My computer is a bitch who is secretly laughing at me when I start swearing at it.

I'm a HUGE yaoi fan, though I will write hetero stories, or stories with no romance at all. I do write my own stories, just not here.

Humans hate me, wolves love me, vampire's fear me. (So back off Emmett!!)

The reason Vincent Valentine's gun name is Cerberus is because he asked me what the three headed dog in the crying corner was.

Sephiroth is hot, DEAL WITH IT!

Shiny objects are pretty...SHINY!!

Edward was hot, though that movie sucked.

L and Light are both hot.

Please keep in mind that when you call me a cold-blooded bitch, that I am actually, hot-blooded, though that bitch part is true.

Role Models:

Sly Cooper

Sephiroth (I strive to become as evil as you!)

Sakhmet (Cause she's kick ass)

Vincent Valentine (Who else will show me how to fire a three-barreled gun?)

Pairings I'm a fan of:


004x002 (albertxjet)








Kaulitzcest (HOT!!)

Final Fantasy VII





Final Fantasy XII



Things I just now noticed.

You can't spell the word 'sincerity' without 'sin'

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Cat Nip by Momokai reviews
When Nero goes out on a mission he runs into a demon, who curses Nero with big fluffy cat ears and a tail to match, and doesn’t tell him how to remove it. Will Dante help him? Or will he wind up the Devil hunters Sex Kitten? DantexNero Yaoi, Smut/lemon
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Je t'aime pour Toujours by Peter is Pan reviews
Sequel to L'ange et le Démon. Grimmjow is confused about the feeling he has felt every time he is near Ichigo. Is it possible that the Strawberry is more than just a snack to him? Grimmichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
My New Beginning by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Sly was in Interpol, dating Carmelita, and life was good. When his thief calling returns to him he gives up that life and returns to his old one. Then Carmelita's half-brother arrests him, and this becomes a new beginning for an old story. On hiatus.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
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Twizzlers and Strawberries reviews
Short little oneshot involving Jasper and Jacob in a Home Ec class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
Kojin reviews
Jet wakes in New York with no memory, no friends, and a woman that keeps calling him an old friend and claims to be the Demon Goddess. With nothing else to go by, he must trust the stranger in order to regain his memories and figure out why? yaoi people!
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Shinigami Blades reviews
When Komachi accidentally anger's a samurai, a female samurai comes to the rescue, and when the group employs her, they get her sister as well, not knowing they just hired two of the deadliest samurai they will ever meet.
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2009
Blood Red reviews
Set shortly after 3rd book. Alice has once again 'seen' Bella's death. With little detail to go by, what will they do when a new vampire with crimson eyes moves into Forks, and Edward can't 'see' her thoughts. Is she the one who will be Bella's killer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
The Beginning of Destruction reviews
With members of the Akatsuki dead, and Team Hebi's arrival, the village of Konoha has it's full attention on the oncoming Uchiha. But an unknown force is watching from the shadows, and plans to re-awaken the dead. What is this unknown being planning?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.