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Joined 12-27-08, id: 1783174, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.


Thank you for visiting... (drumroll please) my PROFILE

A few things about me-

Sai is the love of my life- Midriff shirt= smexy NOT gay!!

In case you didn't figure it out from that, I am female

My fav. TV show= Friends, Naruto, Bleach & Lie to Me

Favorite Quotes-

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??" ~Monty Python

"The Italians should never have been introduced to the invention of the automobile... they park their cars the way I would had I just spilled a beaker of hydrolic acid in my lap" ~Bill Bryson Neither Here Not There

"It's like gymnastics on a bull"
"I wonder how many people die doing that..."

"I laughed and casually punched her in the face" ~Wrath of Naillil (her reaction to someone doubting Sai's sexuality)

"I'm ready to go off the grid, live in Montana or somewhere... live of squirrels and nuts. Of course, by killing the squirrels, I make it more likely that I find the nuts" ~Stevo (on the aftermath of dealing with a credit card complaints line)

Thank you, thank you for actually reading that nonsense :-)


No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
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Bloodloss and Refrigerator Doors reviews
It is always disconcerting to hear the shower running when you come home - especially when you live alone and are quite certain that you are not under it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
The Interesting Results of Teamwork reviews
Naruto/Twilight crossover. The Konaha ninja wake up, confused, in a random forest. To their horror, they discover that they must work together or in Shikamaru's case, work at all to get home again. Chaos ensues involving vampires and a trashy crystal
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Neji H.
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