Author has written 65 stories for Mega Man, Chronicles of Narnia, Kung Fu Panda, Monsters vs. Aliens, His Dark Materials, Shrek, Princess Mononoke, Okami, Princess and the Frog, Avatar, Xiaolin Showdown, Toy Story, Lion King, Pokémon, Howl's Moving Castle, Cat Returns, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Brave Saga.
-Sarcastic and bitchy user-
Well, hello there. My real name is of no importance, but please just call me Dragon. It is my nickname here on the internet.
Here’s what you get to know about me: I’m one of the millions on this planet that’s traveling the twisting maze-like road of life. And don’t be afraid to talk to me (in fact, if you want to talk to me, just private message me sometime); I may be a bit of a block of ice, but if you warm up to me, I’ll melt. And then I’ll be a puddle on the ground. .3.
I’m not going to lie: I have misanthropic and anti-social tendencies along with being a slight sociopath does not help, and having an ego, which I’m learning how to manage and control. So, I may be a little difficult to deal with, but I think I’m an alright type of person, after you get to know me a bit more, maybe. I fancy myself as an intellectual (even though I’m not all that good with school; Bs and Cs are my grades) and I love to learn and teach. I am also a part of a small minority—asexuality; I also plan not to marry anyone (marriage is the end of your life), and I’m an anti-breeder (I may adopt a child). I am a skeptical atheist. I am passionate about what I believe in, and I will fight for what is right, which I have done many times. I’m an advocate for Gay Rights, Civil Rights for all, Animal Rights, the Death Penalty, and all things that make sense to me.
I am a slight-work-o-holic. But most of the time I give in to laziness (a lot). But I do love to work, that is, if it helps me. I also have a tendency to switch between languages when I talk, whether it be in real-life or the internet.
Why am I here? Simple: I love to write, and I’ve been writing since I was twelve (I had no friends when I was younger or the ones I did have I never did anything with them), so I took up a hobby. This is a way to express my ever-evolving imagination. It allows me to get the hell out of my life when I’m not feeling well. It allows my creative mind to become free and pour out onto the pages I write. So that means that I will write more than one story at once.
That’s how I work. Sometimes I update fast or slow. It depends. And I love to create characters, but I do try my hardest to make them un-Mary Sues (if that’s a word). I also have no obsession; I tend to like many things and my fics may jump around. One minute I might to doing Narina then next I'm doing something for His Dark Materials; then I'm doing some fic for Disney. Another thing: I am a Grammer Nazi. Too bad if you don't like it. But, here's fun for you people: if you spot something grammatically incorrect, tell me. I'm serious. I like "perfect" writing. So, ya'll get to be Grammer Nazis too! :D
I also love to draw. I have a dA page; just click the link to view my art. But you don't have to. I love making people laugh and getting mail. So, if you leave me a not-threatening message, I'll reply. I'm not a complete bitch.
I’m also writing a novel trilogy that I had been working on since I was twelve-years-old. I do hope that I’ll be able to finish it by the end of high school.
And the coolest person here on Fanfiction.net is SolarTrigger! Solar is awesome and if you like Monsters vs Aliens, you'll love the two that she is writing. Awesome friend, too. :3
Oh, ja, and read this:
I like to write dark things. I also like to write things that no one likes ta talk about. Ya'll just call me yer adverage fanfic Muckracker. If it makes you squirm; I'm writing it. I do murder/suicide/sexual stuff. I love to bring out the bad and display it on a silver platter. It's what I do. If I hate something and it is horrible, I'm bringing to ev'ryone's eyes. But, none of this has to deal with me. It don't reflect my way of life. S'okay? And if ya don't like it, don't read it. Duh.
Things I love with a passion: Pokémon, video games, Disney, the 2% of Anime/Manga that’s good, nature, animals, Sci-Fi, reading, writing, drawing, my family and my small niche of friends, civil rights for all, Transformers Animated, MLP: FiM.
Things I loathe with a passion: The Catholic Church (damn group of pedophiles; kill it with fire) Twilight Saga, Glee, the 98% of Anime/Manga that’s crap, people in general, the rest of my family, children, my neighbors, racists/bigots/etc.
Nationalities: White Russian, Scottish, Irish, German, Italian Roman, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, English, Native American, Spanish, and the list continues on.
Issues with me: Anti-social personality disorder, multi-phobic, and learning issues (dyslexia and dyscalculia).
Other: I’m an asexual and a transvestite.
-Monsters vs Aliens-
The Origin of Werewolf/Wedding Woes:
-Kung fu panda-
A Friend in Need:
-The Princess and the Frog-
Just a Copy:
Toy Story: I've got a trilogy idea I want to write, but I want to finish what I have first. I've got a series of one-shot ideas I want to write also.
Kingdom Hearts: I've got a few one-shots and full-chapter fanfictions I want to write. The multi-chapter ones are a series of worlds that should have been in Kingdom Hearts. I hope to write them up some day.
Final Fantasy VII: I have a Cid/Yuffie idea, but I still need to work out the kinks.
Avatar: I've got more ideas for this fandom. I mean a lot. Most of them are a lot of long oneshots. But I do have a multi-chapter idea with a twisted Quaritch/Grace pairing. Ever since I read CAMIR's Quaritch/Grace paring in Broken, I loved the pairing (in a very twisted way). Seriously, go read it. It kicks so much ass. I also am going to do the sequel to my highly-liked stories Just a Copy and Warriors' Waltz. Very soon I will post it, I do believe.
Kung-Fu Panda: I have a very long multi-chapter (50) idea that I've been planning for a few weeks now, and I have a lot of one-shot ideas rolling around in my head.
The Princess and the Frog: Yes, remember Pandora's Box. I have an idea with a sequel. Took me long enough.
American McGee's Alice/Alice: Madness Returns: I have numerous little oneshots and a single multi-chapter story in my head. I don't know when I will get around to it.
Transformers: Animated: So, so many ideas that refuse to leave.
Working on (I've got so many to finish):
Dreams follow Nightmares (Monsters vs Aliens) 73/100 done. This is going well. I might be able to finish this before Christmas of this year. Geez, this fanfction is so freaking long. o3o What chapter are we at now? 60. Damn. Anyways, as most know: this will most likely be my last MvA fic I'll ever make, unless I get another idea in my head, but I highly doubt it. ON HOLD. ALSO, I'm going to rewrite a lot of the chapters. So, watch out, folks.
Snow Leopard Mountain (Kung fu Panda) 56/100 done. ON HOLD. I'm not liking how this is turning out, so I'm gunna go back and fix the chapters that are bugging the hell outta me. I may even rewrite the entire trilogy.
The Elemental Spirits of Old (Xiaolin Showdown) 36/100. I just started this, and I like the way it is coming so far. ON HOLD.
Cyberworld Paranoia (Rockman EXE) 22/100. I'm happy that I finally got to start this. I seem to have gotten over my writer's block with this.
The Light's Cold Rays (Howl's Moving Castle) 38/100. Eh. I've got another idea . . . I seem to being writing this really fast. So I'm glad for that. Perhaps I'll finish it really soon.
Blanket of Shadows (Pokémon) 92/100. Because I don't have enough on my plate. But I seem to be finishing this quickly. So, maybe that's not too bad for me. I'm going to stop updating this for now, and focus on my other stories. I will be back with thise one soon enough.
Echoes of the Heart (The Cat Returns) 40/100. Wow, look at me. Another stinking story. But, anyways, here's a creepy one for this fandom, but I am rather disturbed, so nothing new to expect from me. I may finish this by the begining of next year, or sooner. We'll see.
Sagacity of the Existence (Transformers: Animated) 34/100. WHAT. Once I get an idea in my head . . . IT JUST WON'T LEAVE. Eh, at least it's going fast.
Away With the Wind (Rockman.EXE) 12/100. I SUCK.
A Friend in Need (Kung Fu Panda) 0/100 done.
Joys of Parenthood (Kung Fu Panda) 0/100 done.
Dreams follow Nightmares (Monsters vs Aliens) 0/100 done.
Drafted for Duty (Monsters vs Aliens) 0/100 done.
Pandora's Box (The Princess and the Frog) 0/100 done.
This is a poem to stop ANIMAL ABUSE
You see me in the street
Out there, there's nothing to eat
A small wolfy
A large dane
Can never allow me to forget the pain
We're bruised and beaten
Our legs can't hold us
A car and a bus
Drive care free
The cats howl and whine
at the pressure of owners handling dime
Bloody and tired
we seek shelter
from the cruelty and wickedness
Of our owners slumber
We plead. . . .
Please post this on your profile whoever you are, you could help stop this.
-The bitch has spoken! You may go back to your life now. Or read/review my stories-
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