John Sparta
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Joined 12-27-08, id: 1783294, Profile Updated: 07-09-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Assassin's Creed.

Uh... Hi?

Just kidding with you.

I'm a brown-haired, blue-eyed, sexy devil! Just wanted to get that out there.

Second, I'm fairly new at serious story writing. Ninja's Creed will be my first ever posted and I hope it'll be decent. :)

I'm planning on doing a two-week writing period for each chapter. This is to allow me to read any reviews, mull around ideas, improve previous chapters, that kind of thing. NOTE: Objective Failed. Sorry, guys. And Gals, sorry to you too.

Ummm... I don't have much else for my profile besides a story idea I'm putting to the public so if that's your thing then read it. If not, move along please, you're blocking the view. LOL.

So, the Idea?

Harry Potter is sent to a Military School since he was 6 untill age 11 when he gets his letter. Anyone who wants to use this, please feel free, just mention that I gave the idea to you and send me a message please. And know that I reserve the right to write to this theme at an unspecified future date. AMMENDMENT: I am currently hashing this out with my trusty clipboard because the Idea wouldn't leave me alone. Be on the lookout for this in the near future.

Quick question: Who else thinks there should be some filter in the Harry Potter section of the site that allows us to search by the year the fic starts?(Year being Book) Any that take place before Hogwarts and do not overlap could be "Pre-Books." If it starts before first year and does overlap it could be under "Year One" or "Book One." Any that happen after the 7 years could be "Post-Books." And anything that starts in between would be pretty self explanatory. If anyone likes this Idea, espescially site admins, please feel free to use it to start a topic or change the site. Just let me know what's going on. Please?

Has anyone noticed that a very large percentage of fanfiction is devoted either to Harry Potter or to Naruto? Is it because everyone loves those stories and wants to explore them further, or because the little writers in people look at those plots and say "Well, I do declare that this plot makes absolutely no sense when examined logically... I want to fix that." Or both!?

Good bloody bollocks, trying to write when you are not in the groove is frustrating. All those who agree, say or think "Aye!"

For your consideration.

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,513 - Reviews: 5373 - Favs: 8,425 - Follows: 9,229 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 357,550 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 5,527 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30548 - Favs: 17,002 - Follows: 14,709 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 8,074 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 3,965 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 11,152 - Follows: 10,470 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4019 - Favs: 7,082 - Follows: 6,011 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 4,043 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Could Have Been by Sardonic Irony reviews
One false word, one angry outburst, one mistake and now she knows, now she knows he has magic. What could have been had Merlin confessed when he confronted Morgana in the Camelot crypts.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Merlin, Morgana
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 8,144 - Follows: 1,772 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/31/2010
Harry Potter And The Dark Throne by NamelessEpitaph reviews
They say power corrupts and expect someone with a power unknown to the greatest powermonger of his age to be a pure and pristine as any human can be. They might be in for a dissapointment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P.
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3625 - Favs: 7,741 - Follows: 7,454 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8197 - Favs: 15,582 - Follows: 6,579 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Duel For The Elder Wand by Sytravious the Dark reviews
What does it truly mean to become the Master of Death? Harry discovers the real mystery of the Hallows as a dark foe rises to challenge his new power over the Elder Wand. Heartache, betrayal, new love, and lust for power plague this epic story. Post DH. H&HR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,983 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Naruto has a new 'pet' by ares88 reviews
Naruto returns Konoha after his training with Jiraiya. Now three years older is something that all females of the village would love to get their hands onto. And what about that little fox who is riding on his shoulder. NaruHarem. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,097 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Overlord by dart93 reviews
As the older brother to the GWL, Harry was neglected by his parents. Kidnapped and used for a ritual, he absorbs a strange power and is pulled into a new world where imp-like things call him... the Overlord. DarkHarry Harem Harry/sister Poss. incest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,686 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P.
When Belief Shapes Reality by Persnikitty reviews
Left for archival reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,407 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 7,195 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 279 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: comic smut. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,531 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 249 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Enlightenment by Rohata reviews
Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,788 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fullmetal Fox by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. Naruto will be the first alchemist in the elemental nations in over 1,000 years. Join him on his journey to find peace and love. N/A/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,290 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto: The Legendary Shinobi by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Since the First Great Ninja War, kunoichi have proved themselves to be superior than shinobi. So in a modern all-kunoichi Konoha, Naruto will rise as a man amongst women and prove to the world that 'badass' is not sexist. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 6,542 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,421 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4605 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 4,848 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Ninja's Creed reviews
The Kyubi has found a genetic gift from one of Naruto's ancestors. Let's open it up and take a look inside shall we?
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,645 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Chain of Command: Year One reviews
Logical. Calm under fire. Trained to win. This Harry Potter is well equipped to deal with any threat. The wizarding world will never know what hit it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,990 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P.