Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Justice League, and Dragon Age.
1. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
4. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
7. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
8. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
9. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
10. How about never? Is never good for you?
11. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
12. You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.
13. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
14. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
15. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
16. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
17. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
18. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
19. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
20. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
SNOW IN FALL (LOOK AT MY AVATAR!! PaulxJae.)
1. Jae Ophelia Morningstar = Horikita Maki (boy version of her: Ashiya Mizuki)
2. James Morningstar = Patrick Dempsey
3. Sophie Morningstar = Matsushima Nanako
4. Paul Walker = Alex Meraz
5. Booker Turner = Victor Basa
6. Kenneth Rites = Gerald Anderson
7. Bryce Morton = Brady Quinn (w/ buzz cut)
8. Blake Hudson = Jason Abalos
9. Anna/Analeen Price = Whitney Hoy
10. Amber Dwells = Genelia D'souza
11. Kaylynn Olsen = Vanessa Hudgens
12. Chloe Banks = Ellen Page