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Joined 12-27-08, id: 1783309, Profile Updated: 08-02-09
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Justice League.

Top 20 Insults and Sarcastic Phrases for Use at Work and the Office.

1. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

4. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

6. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

7. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

8. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

9. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

10. How about never? Is never good for you?

11. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

12. You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.

13. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

14. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…

15. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

16. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

17. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

18. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

19. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

20. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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SNOW IN FALL (LOOK AT MY AVATAR!! PaulxJae.)

Cast

1. Jae Ophelia Morningstar = Horikita Maki (boy version of her: Ashiya Mizuki)

2. James Morningstar = Patrick Dempsey

3. Sophie Morningstar = Matsushima Nanako

4. Paul Walker = Alex Meraz

5. Booker Turner = Victor Basa

6. Kenneth Rites = Gerald Anderson

7. Bryce Morton = Brady Quinn (w/ buzz cut)

8. Blake Hudson = Jason Abalos

9. Anna/Analeen Price = Whitney Hoy

10. Amber Dwells = Genelia D'souza

11. Kaylynn Olsen = Vanessa Hudgens

12. Chloe Banks = Ellen Page

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4742 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6616 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meeting Mrs Cullen by aliceismyfavoritecullen reviews
Professor Edward Cullen has trouble getting his male students to pass his class. And although all his female students are passing the class with flying colors, they continue to flirt with him. He uses Bella to solve the problem.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11483 - Favs: 9,103 - Follows: 6,585 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Push'n And Love'n by TwiHard24 reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Paul
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Freedom of the Wolf by candelifera reviews
A/U Paul is sick of being the center of torment for the pack and when his opportunity comes to escape from La Push he takes it without hesitation, becoming the man he always dreamed he would become.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Paul
The Double Edged Sword by Mists reviews
NEW CHAPTER! Night at the Museum: Vixen fans rejoice! For this chapter is for you. And I think Wally fans will be happy too. Morgan Le Fey is up to no good as a prophecy of old comes to pass. What will this mean for our heroes? Only time will tell
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Wally W./Flash, Morgan Le Fey
Love is truly Blind by kotaxvampire reviews
Edward was born blind and, Carlisle and Esme adopted him as a seven year old. Well that's not all read the story, I'm a little tired of Edward always being perfect and Bella being the not perfect one so I throw this story out to you R&R! Thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,597 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008
A Haunting by The Darkest Point reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are best friends who are taking a year off before starting college. They're going around the country...Twist? They are going to haunted places. Come on you know you want to! AH. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward Does What! by mymanisfictional reviews
This is the classic "Cullen's read Twilight". C'mon, who wouldn't want to read about this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward
Kindred Souls by Ereana reviews
Leah:The female wolf, she is broken and betrayed by the two closest to her. Marcus:A vampire without emotions since his mate died centuries ago When these two broken souls meet will the damage be healed or will they remain shattered forever. MarcusXLeah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,293 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Leah, Marcus
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Believing is Seeing by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
The Cullens go to Hogwarts and the Volturi have teamed up with Death Eaters in their quest to recruit the Cullens. The Trio and Draco repeat their 7th year and aid the Cullens. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,873 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella - Complete
It's NOT BELLA! by edWaRd'sGiRL0630 reviews
What would you do if one day you woke up and were suddenly Bella Swan? That's exactly what happens to Sarah, a huge Twilight fangirl...what will she do when she meets the supposed love of her life? Would you tell him he's a fictional character?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,437 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Control by SomethingforEveryone reviews
A 15-year old girl obsessed with the human mind is changed into a vampire with the ability to control minds. When she meets up with the Cullens, they teach her, and discover her gift. When the Volturi gets involved, her gift becomes a priceless addition..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
If Edward was there by gummiebears reviews
What would have happened if Bella stayed and waited for Edward at the airport in Twilight? It starts at the hotel after she got the phone call from James. What will Edward do? My first FanFiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,196 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Funny Sunny by AnnabelleLee13194 reviews
Don't you hate OCs with no personality that go by the same cliches over and over and over again? If you do, then this story is for you! Sunny is in so way a cliche, and if she is FLAME ME! I don't care! EmmettOC but I refuse to kill any of my characters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Original Prankster by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Both the Justice League and the Legion of Doom find their hands full when the original King of Mischief, the faerie Puck, is forced out of hiding.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,409 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question
Shadow of the Day by Kitty Slap reviews
Sachiko, a Cloud Village native becomes a citizen of Suna to enter the Chunin Exams with the Sand Siblings. After being given a magical popsicle, she can't seem to shake Gaara no matter how hard she tries. His desire to kill her is overwhelming, and she isn't sure if she'll even make to the exams alive. GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 158,203 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Gaara - Complete
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Snow in Fall reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
His Story, His Legend, His Childhood reviews
Carlisle Cullen, his past as Stregoni Benefici. The Cullen's find out about Carlisle's mysterious and tragic life that made him the man*vampire* he is today.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Carlisle
Till Death Do Us Apart reviews
“SETH! SETH, HANG ON!” “Stay with us buddy!” “Get him to the bed! Lay him down gently!” Seth: 'Edward if you can hear me...tell everyone I said goodbye...' *...dub-dub..................................................................* SethxOC Ch. 2 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Seth
Emmett's Ouija Board reviews
Emmett has something for all of the Cullen Members to play including Jake's pack, but what would happen when a simple board game of ghosts manifest into a total disaster to choose between life and death? Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Emmett
To Kill a Mockingbird reviews
Very different from the original TKAM. A vampire adopted 4 human kids and they all work at a bakery. They move to Forks and 3 werewolves imprint on 3 of the 4 children. Yikes. EmbryxOC. SethxOC. LeahxOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Embry, Seth
REMAKE: Solace Hour
Originally by ShamonaCeline. 7 years after BD. The Volturi had suffered through mockeries and insults after the encounter with the Cullens. Aro is out for vengeance, and only two vampires are able to help the Cullens defeat him. OCxSeth. Later on, LeahxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Seth, Leah
Uncommon reviews
Leah Clearwater finds the man of her dreams in a forest. She brings him back to the Cullens' for aid. The man has healed but now his memories are lost and erased. He wants to begin a new life, starting with Leah. However, she resists imprinting...OCxLeah
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Leah
The Water is Wide reviews
A slave she is as her soul is connected to another, and as slaves they are protectors of their host. A young speedster is about to receive one, once the contract was signed unknowingly to him though. OCxFlash.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Wally W./Flash
A Thief's Unexpected Story reviews
Set after BD. Short version of summary: Girl and Bella are childhood friends. Girl steals from Cullens. Girl is related to vampire. Girl gets imprinted. PaulxOC, pls read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Paul, Edward
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