Rowan J. Holden
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Joined 12-28-08, id: 1783971, Profile Updated: 06-09-09
Author has written 6 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Death Note, Misc. Movies, Ouran High School Host Club, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

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My name is Bex.
Je m'appelle Bex.
Me llamo Bex.
Ich bin Bex.
'Shmi Bex.
Watashi wa Bex desu.
Ma numesc Bex.
Jeg heter Bex.
Menya zavut Bex.
Chamo-me Bex.
Mi chiama Bex.
'Ismi Bex.
Ngo gow mang hai Bex.
Phom chĂȘu Bex.
Bookoo amomo Bex.

Call me whatever you like. A simple "Hey You" will suffice.

I put the M in S&M. And I always eat the blue MnMs first. I love the color blue. The photography community didn't like me. The anime community liked me too much. The digital art community was too big. The fractal community was too small.

DeviantART is my love. I like Celestial Seasonings Blueberry Tea. Hot Chocolate with whipped cream and cinnamon is love.

I love to dance with all my heart. I take modern, mostly, but I took ballet for ten years. I don't watch a lot of television, but my favorite show is The United States of Tara. T and Buck are my favorite characters. Charmaine used to be a bitch, but now I just feel bad for her. Jason and Marshall are so cute. :> In my next life, I'd like to be a flamingo. This is why. You get to be pink. You have a crayon named after you. You get to be fluffy. You can bend funny with your legs. You can eat upside down. You can have all the shrimp cocktail you want. Your species has the second highest rate of homosexuality among all land animals. You can hump lawn ornaments without people thinking you're insane.

I have four piercings in my left ear, two in my right ear, and one in my lower lip. No tattoos, no gauges. I love glittery things. With a flaming, orgasmic passion. I love to laugh. I have grayish blue eyes, brown hair, and am ridiculously pale.

I have a Black 120g iPod Classic, and a love of all music. I love Joss Stone, Nox Arcana, Chevelle, Massive Attack, The Beatles, Breaking Benjamin, Missy Elliott, Corvus Corax, Billy Idol, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Thousand Foot Krutch, Thousand Foor Krutch, Thousand Foot Krutch, Stereo Skyline! A Change of Pace, Metrostation, Orange Range, Vanessa Carlton, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, TATU, Yiruma, Matisyahu, George Winston, The Strokes, The Vines, Muse, AC/DC, Three Days Grace, Nirvana, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Evanescence, Loreena McKennitt, DJ Mystik, Mika, The Cure, Creed, Gorillaz, Fountains of Wayne, Green Day, Lacuna Coil, Goo Goo Dolls, The Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, PANIC! At the Disco, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Switchfoot, Queen, The Romantics, Thin Lizzy, Susan Sheller, Stillwater, The Wonders, 3 Doors Down, Third Eye Blind, Sevendust, AFI, HIM, Elvis, The Who, Steve Earle, Teddy Geiger, and Tokio Hotel. If you don't like my music, listen to something else.

I also like movies. American Beauty, Requiem for a Dream, Cruel Intentions, Se7en, Chocolat, Misery, Bladerunner, Wall-E, Lilo and Stitch, Office Space, Charlie's Angels, Freedom Writers, X-Men, Coraline, Alice in Wonderland, The Princess Bride, Ever After, Yellow Submarine, A Knight's Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Zoolander rock.

I mostly go to the movies for popcorn and DDR. I can do a killer "Blue Steel" Zoolander face. I'll take a picture sometime.I love to make friends. Meeting new people is the most exciting part of life. So introduce yourself! My favorite pokemon is Celebi.

Well, that's about it.



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Purgatory by Treewater reviews
Konoha's jail. Inmates Yamato Tenzou, Shiranui Genma, and Hatake Kakashi. Drugs, rape, and murder. What they do and what they say defines them, but only outside of the bars.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Yamato, Kakashi H. - Complete
Natural Perfection by Seto'swhiterose reviews
When Lust and Riza face each other in a battle, Riza is caught off guard and defeated. But why is Lust unable to kill her? How will Riza respond to this and what has Lust been plagued by for so many years? RizaxLust, YURI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Riza H., Lust
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The Hawk and The Mustang reviews
It's Roy's birthday, and Riza has something that he wants. Will she give it to him? Or will he take it by force? Royai. Implied lemon! :3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Riza H., Roy M.
No Need to Play Nice
Lust is on a mission, and poor Havoc just can't tear his eyes away. Luckily, he'll get what he wants. On the flip side, he's only got a fifty-fifty chance of survival; either she finds him sexy... or she doesn't. Lime, betch.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jean H., Lust
I Can't Sleep reviews
Kaoru doesn't mind thunder, but it's keeping him awake. Hikaru... I can't sleep. Twincest. Totally.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Magic Hats and Bunny Love
Abra Cadabra is the hottest new Magic Rabbit in town. And she is driving Alec Azam up the f*cking wall. Warning: Bunnies and Cuteness. Beware.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009
Oh, Alice! reviews
Alice has---for a girl as strange and out-of-place as she---a fairly normal life. Until she receives the birthday gift of her dreams: The ultra-rare White Rabbit Patch. Collector's item. Then her reality is quickly turned upside-down.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Ultimate Desire reviews
L only has minutes left to attain his ultimate desire...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - L