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Joined 12-28-08, id: 1783981, Profile Updated: 02-16-09
Author has written 1 story for Gemma Doyle Trilogy.

Can't really think of anything to put in here...guess I'll go with the basics for right now. :/

Name: Genevieve

Age: 17

I'll put more in here later...probably. Maybe. Okay, it's highly unlikely. This is mostly because I'm a very boring person who had her soul eaten by AP classes, and has nothing to say about herself. I mean, honestly, after AP classes, you resemble a zombie more than anything else. BRAINS!

Why, yes, I don't have many friends, why do you ask?

I'm very, very sorry for the terrible humor displayed on here. Really, I am. I honestly can not help it. Please, if you’re still bothering to read this, save yourselves and click the back button.

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Beauty in the Breakdown by SteneMichele reviews
Rosalie and Emmett's POV: "Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." The story of the first time Rosalie laid eyes on Emmett, and vice versa.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Dark I Know Well by purple.skivvy reviews
Nell Hawkins attends a Masquerade Ball. However, to avoid scandal she must find out what she fears most. One Shot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008
Save the Nighttime For Your Weeping by Duchess Winna reviews
Losing everything is surprisingly easy for her tonight. Circe, after the fire at Spence. One-shot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 326 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Instead Of by Ariana Malfoy- Lestrange reviews
Angelina married George, instead of Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Our Own Sort of Heaven by daysandweeks reviews
Kartik waits for Gemma on the other side of the river and meets her in her dreams.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
What Didn't Happen on Christmas Eve, 1895 by daysandweeks reviews
What if Kartik had picked Tom up at the Athenaeum? Slashy threesome strangeness. Not to be taken too seriously.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Power by Hawiian Girl reviews
Felicity takes her love where she can get it. Character study. Slight IthalFelicity. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
George and by marginaliana reviews
George never quite recovers. SPOILERS FOR HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Ted T. - Complete
Why Does She Even Bother? by LunaEquus reviews
Follow up to That Would Be Lovely. Simon and Kartik's relationship explained. SimonGemmaKartik. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A Glass of Water by Melissitchka reviews
The insomniacs of Grimmauld Place attempt to deal withtheir pasts and take a step toward the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy by Technomad reviews
What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Lost and Found by Rurouni Star reviews
[HGSB] Nothing stays lost forever. The same holds true for some people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,517 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Great and Terrible Parody reviews
A slightly mad, if not insane, chapter-by-chapter parody of A Great and Terrible Beauty.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008