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Hi, Long time reader. First time writer. Everything seems clearer in my head then when I write it. Let's see how it goes. I do appreciate any insight. :)

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Whispering Heart by Ratts reviews
Jacob Black is a spoiled and moody wolf prince that doesn't care for anybody but himself, but everything he thinks he knows is about change when he buys a vampire at an auction. AU/OOC and Slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 221,183 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 11,435 - Follows: 12,173 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Strawberry IceCream by philomina reviews
Carlisle has lived his whole life as a chubby miserable nerd who could never get a boyfriend and only wanted to have a taste of happiness. Its a good thing that the most tempting treat of all has come along in the form of Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,615 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
The Goth King of UW by Alby Mangroves reviews
Lazily, Garrett flicks his eyes over Edward's face like he's seeing the parts and calculating the sum. "I need your help with something." Edward knows his life will never be the same again. Edward/Garrett, AH, Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
The Man You Make of Me by theladyingrey42 reviews
"He was all long limbs and soft lips, hair the color of walnut set to flame. Even polluted with disease, his blood smelled sweet. Like he was meant for me. Made for me. And so I took him." ExC, vampslash. For the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Tight End by Lipsmacked reviews
Emmett Cullen, tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, falls for a sexy mechanic. Emmett/Jacob. AH/AU. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Comfortable by LyricalKris reviews
Jasper Whitlock never thought to question his sexuality. He probably should have. Well - no time like the present. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Falling On Ice by CherBella reviews
As a professional hockey player Sam has taken many falls on the ice, none leaving any lasting impressions. But his most recent "fall" may change his world forever... Entry for the Slash/Backslash 3.0 contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sam, Seth - Complete
From Kwapah With Love by prassacut reviews
Entry for Slash BackSlash 3.0 * Won Hosts' pick * - You can cross path with the person meant for you and not realize it because the timing is wrong. But the third time's the charm", right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
In the Midst of Sorrow by Jessypt reviews
Torn apart by misperception and brought back together when a good friend and brother dies, this is the story of two desperate souls trying to find their way home. Entry for the Slash Backslash 3.0 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Deeper Waters by theladyingrey42 reviews
"We both played a good game of hiding it – I my lust and he his revulsion. I downplayed my revulsion with myself." ExJ, AU slash, originally written for The Twinklings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Yesternight by Pastiche Pen reviews
A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Secrets in Seattle by sapphirescribe reviews
Public Vote Winner of the 'From the Boardroom to the Bedroom' Contest! Edward is a college student starting a new internship. Jasper is the powerful executive overseeing his department. Will their immediate attraction lead to romance or ruin?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Breast Pocket Letter by philomina reviews
Jasper Whitlock has been alone a long time. Yet what happens when the name of Eward Cullen comes back to whisper to him through the years?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Sober by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Edward has alienated his friends and neglected his family through his addiction to alcohol. One person still remains who can help him get his life back, but there is a good reason Jasper has hung around this long. AH Slash O/S NO BELLA ALLOWED contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Exit Music by avioleta reviews
Sometimes going back to the beginning is the only way to move on. E/C, SLASH, AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Inadvertent Voyeur by whitwit reviews
Although tortured by guilt, Carlisle cannot stop watching Edward from his kitchen window. He feels an indescribable connection to him that takes him years to comprehend. AU Vamp slash. WARNING: Some child abuse is briefly mentioned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
For a Season by giselle-lx reviews
They both think they've lost everything. But some things, it turns out, are never taken away. Edward/Carlisle Slash. Breaking Dawn AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,254 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Split Second of Indecision by Dahlia J Black reviews
//Slash Blackslash Contest Entry// On his wedding day, Jacob is standing between his bride and his best man- the love of his life and his best friend- but not necessarily in that order. AH/AU/SLASH. Rated M for language and graphic slashy situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,365 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Beautiful Deceiver by IamKate reviews
Sam Uley found his soul mate in the last person he ever expected...Seth Clearwater. A promise to Seth's father keeps Sam from revealing his true feelings, but a wolf can only resist his imprint for so long. Slash Awards Winner - Best Wolf Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sam, Seth - Complete
The Measure of a Man by PolkaDotMama reviews
Jasper is drawn in by a small tease of skin that keeps his interest in a man he'd normally dismiss outright. Will it keep his interest long enough to get him past his personal bias? OOC, AH, M - SBS contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Jasper - Complete
I'm Listening by Love Lost Contest reviews
AH - M/M Slash: Emmett finds his way through hard times with the help of friends. Can his broken heart mend and find love again, or will he forever be a shoulder for others to cry on?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Scintillating Pattern by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has had a crush on his older brother's best friend, Garrett, for years. When he finds himself sharing an apartment with Garrett, it seems he just might get what he wants - but things aren't always what they seem. Written for theladyingrey42.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Better Than Nothing by Touchstone67 reviews
A o/s written for dannie's birthday. Edward is the rich boy with the perfect life, and the perfect secret, he has been lying to his family, Bella and himself. What happens when one event changes his life, who will he turn to? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Man Up by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Jasper and Edward play for the same team, in more ways than one. It'll just take Jasper a little time and a lot of persuasion to see what he really wants. Collab w/ lovecomeslast for the TFLN contest. J/E lemons MA. You've been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Ranch Hand by fiberkitty reviews
When Bella hires vet tech Emmett to help out on the ranch she co-owns with Jasper, Emmett spends more time checking out the cowboy than the livestock. Winning entry in the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest. Emmett/Jasper slash. AH tequila citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Say Something Else by vampireisthenewblack reviews
When he suffers the worst kind of heartbreak, Edward returns home, resigning himself to a lifetime of loneliness. But he had not counted on old friendships and old crushes. Edward is torn between old love and new... Slash, AH, OOC. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward, Alec - Complete
Tracking Redemption by shoefreak37 reviews
When Edward flees to Volterra after learning of Bella's death, he is coerced into remaining as a member of the Volturi Guard. Redemption can be found even when it is not being sought after. Slash/New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Demetri - Complete
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Bronze Prince by TwiBoy reviews
Where one would think he gave me death by taking away my humanity, I knew the exact opposite; that he gave me life. -- Vamps AU OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Walk in Beauty by einfach mich reviews
At the height of World War Two. Edward and Jacob are stranded in a foreign jungle, isolated from the rest of their unit. As Jacob, a Navajo Code Talker explains his language and culture to Edward, the two become closer than they ever imagine. AH Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5370 - Favs: 7,585 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Doctor Cullen by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for the "For My Valentine" contest. Edward's the newest doctor at Children's Hospital in Seattle. Jasper likes him right away. Cute boy love ensues! J/E story, rated M just for safety and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Doctors Day Off: a KittenMischief Contest Entry by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Carlisle and Edward go to medical school together. Edward brings Carlisle home for Thanksgiving. Sex follows. M/M interaction, very graphic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,667 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just be reviews
My life was simple. All I had to do was follow orders. I never thought someone would come along and make me question everything that I stood for. Fist fic ever. No beta. Tell me if I should even continue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward, Jasper