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Hi im back! I have another account, and i've actually been on the site for about a year and a half. Despite what this new account says, my old account is now 'Old Vampires Bane' to help differentiate this account and the old one.
Hi i'm Vampires Bane, I am a male, my hobbies are: (unlike you care) Video games,watching invader zim, and fanfiction (of course), and hanging out with my friends.
I love to be random, which is why i constantly say sammich throughout this profile.
I love my name. And i will be using it for the name of characters in almost all my stories. I like the name Nino that much.
Attention!! Attention!! I now have a account on Fictionpress.com! Go to this link to get to my profile: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/593104/
My current works are...
Transformers: Falling Star (In progress)
Upcoming works...Definite, or unknown
none right now...
My favorite TV shows are Thank god your here, Kappa Mikey (i put it on mute and watch the Anime parts only), Invader Zim, lots more.
My favorite Food is: SAMMICHES! Pizza! Spagheti! Carrots! Water! Medicine (yes, i like medicine)! Poptarts! and... WAFFLES!! also many more that i dont feel like saying.
I'm so excited to say, that i have finished 2 stories as of 6:05 pm, December 19 2007!! Go me!! Woo-hoo!!
I am happy to anounce that as off 11/28/07 my name has been changed from KingdomHeartsMaster5089, to Vampires Bane, a more suiting title for myself.
So yes, if you want, you can still call me Kingdomheartsmaster5089. I might still call my self that, or even change back
My favorite pairings are...
My favorite cartoon character is Gir from invader Zim. I say Sammich instead of sandwhich thanks to him. And i scream about random things for no reason like one day i was having a glass of milk and a Sammich and i screamed "SAMMICH!!" for no reason.
I am proud to announce that the "In sky High" Series is coming along good. All three are doing wonderful for themselves. Nino in sky High, is Nino's side of the story from the story Kelton in sky high written by Notlek. Please, if you read Nino in sky high, read kelton in sky high and Fox in sky high. The story will make more sense that way.
I have been a member since like may 2007
I am related to Marioman174
The "In Sky High" series is growing and growing, and i'm really tired, i'm so busy now with school, homework, online games, my profile, my fanfics, Fiction press, The "In Sky High" series, its C2 community, and its forum! And i've also become Notlek's secretary. (By choice since i'm the one who started the outburst of the "In Sky high" Series.
To get to the C2 Community, Spin-offs of Kelton in Sky High, click Here
To get to the forum for Spin-offs of Kelton in Sky High, click Here
SAMMICH!! Translation: Copy-and-Paste-stuff time!! sammich...
If you have a teacher you REALLY want fired, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Vampires Bane
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Vampires Bane
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Vampires Bane
If you ever wished you could go back in time and change something embarrasing from happening or from saying something, copy and past this in your profile and add your name to the list: (Vampires Bane,
Those are fangs, copy and paste these into your profile to show your allegence to the vampire! And help us gain world domination! The bunny's must be defeated, make way for a new era, the age of the vampire!
This is bunny, copy and paste him into your profile, PM's, and reviews, and help him gain world domination.
If you have ever said something mean about someone because you didnt know they were within earshot, and then they heard you, Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. (Vampires Bane,
If you love to copy things Gir does, Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. (Vampires Bane,
If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Vampires Bane- (i'd be like: DIE SCHOOOOOOLLLL!!)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER EVERYONE, SAMMICH!!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered why people put these copy and paste things into their profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been brutely rejected, put this on your profile.
If you think a video game character is HOT put this on your profile.
If you are shy put this on your profile.
People say that guys are worse bullies then girls. If you think that is bogus, copy this into your profile.
If you have an extreamly annoying friend, copy and paste this into your profile
Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever screwed up what you were saying and said complete unknown rubbish, paste this onto your profile.
Ilia is a bitch and she faked losing her memory in Twilight Princess. If you hate Ilia too, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Shadow Princess 15 (If you don't back the hell off of Link, I'll make you! Don't try me, you tramp!), BalthierFlare, (seeeriuosly, die! I hate you! If you can't tell by now, you are just plain stupid!) cakedoughnutschickenboob (I knew it!) Ultra Drama Queen (I can't believe she faked losing her memory! YOU BITCH! AND DON'T TOUCH LINK!) Vampires Bane (Shes such a betch!)
Stop Flamers Now!
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"
Support The Little Owl Dude because he wants to rule the world with his awesomness, so post him into your profile, and help him rule the Earth! Go Little Owl Dude!
I dare you to beat this(someone i know is on #102). If you can and or have beat her, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I have read New Moon and Eclipse and when i did i wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY hard! (then i said screw that, I might as well just kill him, and then he says I can kill vampires you know, I'll just say... Bet you wish you were a vampire now...)
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
A freind will try to find you a new grilfriend, a true freind will call your Ex and whisper "Seven days"
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.
We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.
Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon
if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"
"When all else fails blow shit up."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
"A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
"I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
"You say tomato...I say fuck you."In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-UnknownDealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . TomorrowAfter twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown
Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton
Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde
"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown
“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown
"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If you adore a pairing that nobody on FF.net has written a story for, put this into your profile.
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