No Such Thing As Normality
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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1784699, Profile Updated: 08-03-09
Author has written 3 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, and Pellinor.


I'm Noni, also known as There Is No Such Thing As Normality, Death of Moe/Moe-chan, Mikuru, Eyes of Wolf (on sffworld), and hermioneeowynmeggie (don't ask...). One of the founding members of the SuzetteFarlington group/franchise/insanity, I'm 13 and noted for being obsessed with...things. :) Now offering betareader services! I work as proofreader for the scanlation group Chocolate Fudge. :) Go check out our website if you care about shoujo and josei scanlations delivered fast and well:

Here's the time-honoured Facts About Moi bit...

Location: Ze UK. But I like to think it's Austria or Japan XD.

Obsessions: The "..." punctuation (I don't even know what it's called), the Discworld series, Lettuce, Lettuce Pie (both the food and the Tokyo Mew Mew pairing), the Books of Pellinor (especially know she's awesome!), the Gemma Doyle Trilogy, books in general, and Negima!/Mahou Sensei Negima!/Negima! Magister Negi Magi/Negima!?. And the word yay. Blame my best friend Alice for that.

Likes: Pretty much the same as above. But milder likes include singing, wolves, and lemon cake. Lemon cake is amazing! Yay.

Dislikes: Naruto. Very much so. And snakes, ventilators, drains, Twilight, and worms. That's about it, I think. Oh yes, and missionaries. I manage to turn every 2nd RS essay into a rant against missionaries... And don't even get me started on Twilight. It's my least favourite topic and I'm willing to rant about how bad it is for ages.

Fics Written:

Clash for Tokyo Mew Mew:

This is a very short oneshot focusing on Kish and Ichigo's relationship in terms of their respective "colours" in the series.

Flight of Death for Pellinor:

My first chapter fic, this is about Hem's depression over Zelika's death. Post-Singing with minor spoilers in later chapters.

Flowers of Innocence for Pellinor:

A series of oneshots focusing on Zelika's and Hem's pasts. There's so much left unsaid about the 2 most amazing characters in the series, and I really want to find out, even if the end product is 100 my own work and also completely non-canon.

Fics to be Written:

A series of oneshots for Negima!, because I like it too much and have way too many ideas. Expect fluff, insanity, everyone-being-blown-up scenarios, NegixChachamaru, Eva everywhere, and strictly no KonoSetsu (not because I'm opposed to shoujo-ai, but because the pairing gets way too much attention.)

A LettucexPai oneshot for Tokyo Mew Mew, because I owe it to Killer Neko-chan Nyuuu...and I like the pairing. Warning, may be angsty...

Pippa-centric oneshot for the Gemma Doyle trilogy. Her death from her perspective, focusing on Felicity's love for her.

Possibly a Yuki-centric oneshot about her feelings for Kyon and her gradual humanization.

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From the Ashes by Eleve Osirian reviews
Dernhil survives his encounter with the Hulls, but leaves Innail to protect Maerad and his friends; should the Dark learn of his survival, none would be safe. Maerad is plagued by dreams of him and begins to question his death; she searches for the truth
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Maered, Dernhill
The Empty Grave by Maia of the Moon reviews
A powerful glimmerspell, a ripped soul, a girl from Baladh taken prisoner by the Hulls of Sjughakar'Im. What if things were not as they seemed when Hem said his last goodbyes to Zelika? *'Tis a loophole* Rated for violence and mentions of torture.
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Zelika
The Right Kind of Love by ServalSpirit reviews
M/C FLUFF! "What?" she said in amazement. "Who?" He leaned forward until his face was inches from her own. "A man you know well," he breathed. "Who has travelled long with you, fought by you, laughed with you, and fallen in love with you in the process."
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
Sentence by ServalSpirit reviews
Cadvan is receiving judgement for his crime. Sort of different from my other stories...
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Cadvan, Ceredin - Complete
I Belong to You: A Kisshu and Ichigo Love Story by sukistrawberry2468 reviews
Deep Blue was defeated two years ago, but Aoyama-kun didn't survive. Ichigo has never forgiven herself for letting that happen. Now Kisshu's love for Ichigo puts her in danger. Will either of them survive? IK LP and PT pairs, please R & R! :
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Healing by cruelfeline reviews
After the battle against the dream Chimera Anima, Ichigo cannot stop thinking about Kisshu despite her love for Aoyama. What happens when a wounded Kisshu turns to her for help, putting her true feelings to a real test? KishIchigo with some PaiLettuce.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,312 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
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Flowers of Innocence reviews
A series of random oneshots from Hem and Zelika's childhoods. May be depressing or weird.
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hem/Cai, Zelika
Flight of Death reviews
Post-Singing. Hem is unable to come to terms with Zelika's death, even months after the event. Will he ever be able to come out of depression? Short chapter fic.
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hem/Cai - Complete
Clash reviews
Short, onesided KxI oneshot. An exploration of the Kisshu/Ichigo relationship, with no conclusive ending. Perhaps a little bittersweet.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete