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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

THE SEQUEL TO Love Is A Funny Thing IS UP NOW! GO CHECK IT OUT!

CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT- SCHOOL DAZE

Exactly what it sounds like- the Cullens in school. Use any couple you like (though they must be canon- the ones used in the books) BxE, JxA, ExR, heck, you can use Mike and Jessica if you want. But the Cullens must be involved in some way. All catagories/ratings are welcome- comedy, serious, smut...

REQUIREMENTS:

Canon parings. (ABSOLUTLEY no Bellax Jacob/Emmett/Jasper/Mike, ect.)

ONE SHOTS ONLY- anything with more than one chapter will be disqualified. (unless you want to add more ch. when the contest is over)

Must be sent to me by May 15th 2009. Any entry recived after midnight on May 15th will be disqualified. Simple as that. Send to me at my email (chatter-queen@hotmail.com) Winners will be announced on June 1st 2009. Some entries will be put in my C2.

THERE IS NO WORD REQUIREMENT (though I prefer it in english and over 100 words)

SUGGESTIONS:

Sex Education (:))

Passing Notes/ Texting in Class

Detention

Dances/Parties/Prom

Lunchtime Antics

Gym Classes

CORRECT FORMAT FOR ENTRIES: (BEGINNING INFO)

Story Title: Example- Railroad Cars

Authors Penname: Example- VegetarianxVampire

POV: Example- Alice, Jasper

Catagory: Example- Comedy/Romance

Word Count: 4,806 (this is NOT required but would be nice)

ENTRY FOR 'SCHOOL DAZE' CONTEST- See VegetarianxVampire for more about this contest.

HAVE FUN!! FEEL FREE TO PM ME WITH QUESTIONS.

HEY! My name's Mariah, but you can call me Twilight freak, cause that's what I am. I love to write- I do it obsessivley (10+ notebooks FULL of nothing but Twilight stories) and I would really like a partner in crime to write Twilight lemons with... maybe I should put an ad out... "Single writer seeks partner-in-crime to write mature lemons with."......nah.

Anyway... while I'm not rambling (which is very rare indeed) I would like to share the secret of my 'success'-

MUSIC

Yup. Simple as that- music. Like Stephenie Meyer (a.k.a creator of my world) I use music to help me find my flow and help me through those hated times when writers block rears it's ugly head. Some of my personal favorites-

Fall Out Boy- Dance Dance, Where is Your Boy Tonight?, Thanks For the Memories, Take Over The Breaks Over, Sugar Were Goin' Down.

Paramore- Decode, I Caught Myself, Misery Business.

Linkin Park- Bleed it Out, Leave Out All The Rest.

All American Rejects- Dirty Little Secret, Hate, My Paper Heart, Swing Swing.

Others- Teenagers (My Chemical Romance), I'm Yours (Jason Mraz), I'll Be (Edwin McCain-??), Broken Clock (Lifehouse), Hero/Heroine (Boys Like Girls), The Great Escape (Boys Like Girls)...

All Grown Up PHOTOS

Ann Marie's Prom Dress

http://fashionforme.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/short-dress.jpg

http://www.bridesandgroomsinc.net/images/tux2.jpg

Chelsie’s dress- so cute!

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11896100/Prom_Dress.jpg

Chris’s tux

http://www.ltmparty.com/images/products/JT/large/prom_894.jpg

Anthony’s car- I’m a big fan of the Mercedes

http://www.roadfly.com/new-cars/wp-content/uploads/gallery/2008-mercedes-benz-c-class/2008-mercedes-benz-C350-sport.jpg

Ann Marie’s shoes

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/d5/d/AAAAAiFIOxoAAAAAANXaLw.jpg

Chelsie’s shoes

http://high.heels.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/a126.jpg

Anthony's Phone (Blackberry Storm)

http://www.allcheapmobilephones.com/blackberry-storm.jpg

Anthony's Shirt from Chapter 2 (minus tag and unbuttoned)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41B0QMzz7fL._AA280_.jpg

Anthony's Backpack

http://www.freefalluk.com/bmz_cache/3/3921d91f3e286cf4c187262269d1d623.image.134x160.jpg

Annabelle's Uniform (replace the H with a C)

http://i13.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/24/a8/5b1b_1.JPG

Anthony's Ipod

http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/09/11/apple_ipod_classic_1.jpg

The Lockers At The High School

http://profy.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/images/cyndy2008/lockers.jpg

Love Is A Funny Thing PHOTOS!!

Bella's Jeans from chapter 11 (originally Dolce & Gabbana, but i couldn't find any that I liked)

http://oldnavy.gap.com/Asset_Archive/ONWeb/Assets/Product/361/361319/big/on361319-03vliv01.jpg?redirect=true

Bella's Purse

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/11a/a/AAAAAqn8-FoAAAAAARqiHg.jpg

Bella's Cell Phone (Rumor)

http://www.techgadgets.in/images/sprint-lg-rumor-phone.jpg

Edward's Phone (Razor)

http://partnersinprofit.org/motorola_v3_3.jpg

The Twins Stroller

http://www.the-best-baby-strollers.com/storage/peg-perego/DToffee.jpg

Anthony's Carseat

http://www.lagulhasbaby.co.uk/wallaboonewborn20lime20green20midi.jpg

Annabelle's Carseat

http://www.costsaving2u.com/images/csp.jpg

Edward's Anston Martin (preeeeeeeeeetyyyyyyy)

http://www.cargurus.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/aston_martin_vanquish.jpg

Pictures for 'Edwards Creation REMIX'

Edwards House in Chicago (imagine the colors different- otherwise, its perfect)

http://www.newhampshiremainerealestate.com/m/blogs/nhmaine/Beautiful20Victorian20Home20in20Dover20New20Hampshire.JPG

Bellas Dress from Chapter 10

http://imgs.yoox.com/34/34010076_2.jpg (imagine it dark blue with sleeves- closest thing I could get to what I saw in my mind :( )

Forest Where Edward had his First Hunt

http://tncfire.org/images/forests.jpg

http://www.dnr.wa.gov/SiteCollectionImages/Plants/em_fwf_wa_rainforest.JPG

Edwards Piano (PERFECT!!)

http://www.kemble-pianos.co.uk/Kemble-grand-piano.jpg

Bellas Locket (COMING UP IN CHAPTER 12!!)

http://www.meganmcgees.com/victorian/1881locketchain.jpg

Elizabeths Jewelery Box (pretty, huh?)

http://djsfinethings.com/store/images/W1329-big.jpg

Elizabeths Enagagement Ring

http://www.todiamonds.com/ring_a084_z.jpg

Eliabeth Masen (like, 4 years prior to having Edward)

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5649/actorsparkereu6.jpg

EDWARD!! (IN 1918- his eyes are red if you look closley- WARNING- THIS PIC IT HAWTT)

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x273/three_hills/EdwardMasen.jpg

MORE LINKS COMING SOON!! xD

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Hugo Stiglitz' Celebrity by Chloe Winchester reviews
Hugo Stiglitz isn't only famous with German soldiers, but with a certain lovely French woman as well. Hugo/OC Oneshot No slash with the Basterds.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hugo S., Aldo R. - Complete
The Nightingale by begstealorborrow reviews
It all started in a run down church hospital in Sicily. From the moment he first laid eyes on her he knew she was it. And he wasn't about to take 'no' for an answer. Donny OC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,733 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Donny D.
Oh Christmas Tree? by AuntMo reviews
Team Free will has a most unusual Christmas experience.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Gabriel, Dean W. - Complete
Castiel's First Time by RosesandThorns666 reviews
After the brothel incident, Castiel is even more nervous about losing his virginity. But there's a girl Dean found on a hunt just a week later. Castiel discovers he wants things of her he really shouldn't at all. Two/Three-shot. PLEASE R&R!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sam & Gabriel One Shots by Funky In Fishnet reviews
A collection of my Sam & Gabriel challenge answers, short one-shots. There's skinny-dipping, claiming, and much more as their relationship is explored.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W.
Greta's Story by Arquero333 reviews
Col. Landa's daughter is set to be married, but no one asked her opinion. When she gets an opportunity out, she takes it. Where will this opportunity take her, or more importantly, to who? Donny/OC Rated for future explicit scenes.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Donny D.
Beauty Found by SilkSwan reviews
A steamy one shot of Erik and Christine's first time. One night after Christine stays late, she stumbles into the darkness of backstage only to be guided by Her Angel.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Notes of the Heart by casabellax reviews
Something a little random, basically notes/text messages/instant messages between the beloved Twilight characters
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Txting U Luv by NOLONGERAFANFIC reviews
Charlie walks in on Bella and Edward one night, Of course it's late and Bella thought Charlie was asleep. So now Bella's confined to her room, spending all her time in a chat room with a user named Vampire110. It's Edward, but Bella dosen't know that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Son of a Nutcracker! by chocolate coffee reviews
Contest entry for VegetarianxVampire. One-shot. Attempted humor. Sex Ed. is taking place at Fork's Highschool. What happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to pass the time? Includes hummus, Darth Vadar masks, and more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Dear thing by Nastia Cullen reviews
Edward keeps a diary? Year is 2020. Rated T for later chapters. A little OOC... not much though. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward Sleeps by PassionforTwilight reviews
A fluffy, one-shot featuring Edward and Bella and a very unexpected event. Set pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Shaking Hands by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Looking down, I realized something. My hands had never shaken in war ... but they were shaking now." Jasper's POV the first time he sees Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Rainbows and Pink Markers by Samantha-Paige-Cullen reviews
What is Edward most afraid of? Could it be lurking in one of Bella's desk drawers?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Edward Could Sleep by PrincesSarah reviews
What if Edward could sleep? What if Bella wasn't the only sleep-talker? Ok, i just thought it would be fun to try this idea out. It has the classic Edward&Bella moments, but also some ATTEMPTED humor. Sooo...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
The Cullens have Instant Messaging by TheCullens reviews
What happens when the Cullens get instant messaging? Well, not much. Discover some pretty weird things they talk about though... Sorry if my summary is horrible!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Trivial Pursuit: The Deluxe Edition by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What do the Cullens do when Emmett is bored? Play Trivial Pursuit of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Not Another Instant Messaging Story by theenvylover reviews
heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Mike's New Clothes by FriendofFoes reviews
How will Mike try to get Bella this time? Mike PoV One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
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All Grown Up reviews
Sequel to 'Love Is A Funny Thing'- Anthony and Annabelle are 17, seniors. Annabelle had inherited Edwards charisma, while Anthony has Bella's shy nature. Annabelle is the head cheerleader, determined to make Anthony popular. But, will love crush her plan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,610 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009
My Southern Solider Boy reviews
Major Jasper Whitlock is fufilling his duties to the Confederacy when he is injured during battle. He is taken in by a sweet young woman named Alice. After his recovery, he is faced with a choice: stay in love with with Alice, or go back to the war?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Touchdown! reviews
Emmett drags Edward to a Cowboys football game...where the two have some fun with two cheerleaders. Written on request and because I can. Don't like? Don't read or review! I mean it! WRITTEN FOR PEYTON AND AMY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Love Is A Funny Thing reviews
Bella and Edward have their 'first time' rated T- it's a 'fade the black' story . Soon after, Bella is feeling odd and has Carlisle examine her while Edward is on a solo hunting trip. What is her news? BxE. I'm not SM. STILL. R & R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,942 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen, Stoner reviews
Bella learns a suprising fact about Edward's past... Rated T for drug use by a suprising person.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009
The Birthday Present reviews
It's Edward's 111th birhtday, and he gets a mysterious package from Italy...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
The Fight reviews
Bella gets into a fight with a very suprising person and ends up in jail. What will Edward do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Railroad Cars reviews
All human. Alice and Jasper meet on a two day train ride back to Forks from Chicago, and sparks fly. I'm STILL not Stephenie Meyer. : But seriously, Alice and Jasper are awsome, and they need more fanfic about them. AxJ. NOW COMPLETE! Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Best Baseball Game Ever reviews
...and it has nothing to do with the players. xD Edward/Bella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bellas Anmesia REWRITE reviews
A longer, cuter version of 'Bellas Amnesia'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Amnesia reviews
Bella gets a slight case of amnesia, scaring the living crap out of Edward. Sweet little one-shot, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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