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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1784768, Profile Updated: 01-21-09
Author has written 1 story for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Warning: Zombie-Ta can say things that offend some people... Well most people. VIEWER DISCRESSION IS ADVISED

Is this thing on? Hello? Oh there you are. Didn't see you there... Seeing as this is text on a computer screen.

Alright. BECAUSE as I'm too slack to do anything remotely productive, I shall write about myself.

There are many things that I am and an American is not one of them. I really don't like the way that country operates sometimes, look in a history book kids. So. There's that. I also listen to music... No, it's not MY LIFE and I won't DIE WITH OUT IT because that's silly. It's just something that I like. I listen to almost anything that's not country, but not rap a lot. Really I should just say some bands that I like I guess. I like The Tragically Hip, Modest Mouse, Wintersleep and The Trews. I also listen to Björk, The Flaming Lips and The Presidents of The United States of America because I'm stuck in the nineties, where good music died.

Movies are good too. I like violent films and dark comedies, SEED and Weirdsville being two of those respectively. I also like action stuff, like... Well it's action stuff... Do you really need an example? Basically my viewing style is the same as the rest of me, I'll just do whatever. I like stoner movies... For obvious reasons. But, being a girl I also like love stories and stuff. Not popular ones, off beat ones like Benny and Joon and Gardenstate and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! That was an inside joke, by the way... Just thought about the fact that the girl that said that would never be on here... Oh well, as Sloan says "BACKSPACE IS YOUR ENEMY!" Fear the backspace kids, for he will unmake the world.

WOAH! What a head trip, eh? There's that Canadian coming in again. Yes, I'm from Canada, I love it here and there's nothing you can do about that. I read as well, books, not just fan-fiction. I don't really read that that often anyway... HOWEVER! I am always reading something or other. I love Christopher Moore, he writes funny stuff about Vampires and things. Please read Blood Sucking Fiends and You Suck for further information. Douglas Coupland is God and I think he knows it. I like Stephen King and have read all most all of his books. My favorites being Dreamcatcher, The Dark Tower Series, CELL and The Long Walk. I've read some of the Harry Potters but found them to be boring and too teeny-bopper for my tastes, but hey... It's you. I've read all the Twilight books, they were good. Not the end all be all of romantic literature, but it was okay. Humm... What else, else?

COMICS! Yes, yes comics. I love comics. Not anime manga or whatever that weeaboo shit is, but REAL comics. Fifties comics in particular. I like the Tales From The Crypt and old Batman ones mostly. I hate Superman, he's such a prat. "OH LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT LASERBEAM EYES THAT CAN DO ANYTHING! LET'S GO SAVE THE WORLD, DURR HURR!" Fuck you Superman you silly bastard. He dided you know? Yeah, like YEARS AGO! And Batman SHOT a MAN in the COMICS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD? HUH? HUH?

Oh yeah. I forgot. You can't hear me scream unless I talking in capitals. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

Fuck. Fook. Fack. And onward!

I'm also fighting how cool sporks have become. I mean really. The next time I see someone go "I'll dig out your eyes with a SPORK" I'll fucking cut them. It's stupid, they are not random, piss off.

I also don't like furries, emos or people that voted for Bush. GTFO my space, you're TAKING my AIR!

Regardless what you want to hear about is my writing. I know that I spell stuff wrong, I realize this. Most of my stories sound better if you read them out loud (PRO TIP: SCREAM THE SEX PARTS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES). They're readable, so just chill. When I finally start having a beta they'll clear up.

Fuck this, I'm going to go beat some kids and burn a cross or something.


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