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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1784772, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

6.06 - W końcu przegoniłam lenia i odświeżyłam nieco profil, bo plątały się tu jakieś nieaktualne informacje... :)

Nie wyrażam zgody na kopiowanie i umieszczanie moich tłumaczeń na chomikach itp.


I'm a multishipper in many fandoms, so there's a lot of fanfics for me to read. As much as I'd like to, I wouldn't for the life of me be able to write a decent story myself, so I translate my favorite fics into Polish instead - and I like to think I'm quite good at it, too.


Siedzę teraz w kilku fandomach, być może pojawi się coś oprócz HP? ;) Lubię tłumaczyć i lubię sobie wmawiać, że jestem w tym dobra. Możliwe, że właśnie z tłumaczeniem będę wiązać moją przyszłość.

Ffnetowe pmki są dziwne i czasem nie chcą działać, więc można też skontaktować się ze mną drogą mailową – daiquiri@onet.eu.


Do tej pory przetłumaczyłam:

dracosoftie - Come Sit on Santa's Lap/Usiądź na kolanku Mikołaja; HP/DM

dracosoftie- Kreacher Takes a Holiday/Stworek bierze wolne; HP/DM

dracosoftie- Must Love Quidditch/Musi Kochać Quidditch; HP/DM

Rushlight - This is Sex/To jest seks; HP/SS. Znających język zachęcam do odwiedzenia strony Rushlight, gdzie można znaleźć jej wspaniałe opowiadania :)

dracosoftie - Snape's Voice/Głos Snape'a; dodatek do MKQ; HP/SS, w pewnym sensie.

Dayse - Knockturn in the Rain/Nokturn w deszczu; HP/SS

wonky - The Benefits of Breakfast/Korzyści ze śniadania; HP/DM

el_em_en_oh_pee - A Mix of Snow and Petals/Śnieg i płatki kwiatów; HP/DM

Empathic Siren - Borrowed Magic/Pożyczona magia; HP/SS/DM

Mia Ugly - Rapture/Uniesienie; HP/SS

dracofiend - The Cure/Lek; HP/SS

Blythely - Owl Series/Sowy; HP/DM

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
To Hurt and to Heal by WildChipmunkofYonder reviews
Dave Karofsky transfers to get his life together. He never expected to help someone else along the way. Dave/Sebastian, one-sided Kurtofsky and Seblaine. Written before episode 3x14. Some content could be viewed as dubcon, minor trigger warnings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S. - Complete
Red Hills by Akame Sora reviews
Świat Czarodziejski po wojnie powraca do normalności. Harry chce zrealizować swą wizję, Draco dostrzega w niej okazję biznesową. Złośliwy los skazuje ich na siebie. Obaj sądzą, że wiedzą czego się po sobie spodziewać. Czy aby na pewno? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 263,051 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And We Danced by ibshafer reviews
Dave ran out of the Prom without dancing with Kurt. The dance floor at Scandals might be a poor substitute for the McKinley High gym, but Dave isn't about to let a second chance go to waste…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
One Week by LucyToo reviews
Dave is a silent presence at the weekly PFLAG meetings at the Lima Central Library. At least until Kurt gives him a reason to speak up. Kurtofsky, some Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Let Nothing Come Between by LucyToo reviews
Kurt loves Blaine. Blaine loves Kurt. Then along comes Dave and everything changes. Klaine, Klainofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Law of Transformation by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry Potter had shown himself, since the war, more than willing to make sacrifices. But Draco thought this a rather extreme one. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heraclitean Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Hit by a deadly curse, Harry has only two weeks to live. Draco invites him to spend it investigating a house haunted by something other than ghosts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Zjednoczenie by Alvair reviews
Opowiadanie oparte na anime. Nie uwzględniony jest drugi sezon, jak i wątki z mangi. Za betę dziękuję Aribeth. Ostrzeżenia: sceny M/M, możliwe sceny przemocy i tortur.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - Polish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Karofsky Takes It Back by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Chosen Chains by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 115,583 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Free as Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,884 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stalking Sirius by remuslives23 reviews
Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,793 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stepping Stones by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW het. Fourshot. Harry thought he might as well marry Ginny, since he couldn't fall in love with anyone at all. And then he fell in love with Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,939 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zbiór by Tilia.Snapeerka
Zbiór moich wierszy. Powiązany tylko tym, że ja jestem ich autorką. Rated M - dlatego, że czasem może być bardzo brutalnie.
X-overs - Rated: M - Polish - Chapters: 3 - Words: 160 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010
Ceremonies of Strife by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Sequel to Soldier's Welcome. Harry and Draco's second year of Auror training, with unicorn ghosts, the risen dead, and a secret order of assassins, not to mention Nihil's war. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,489 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Sirius Wants by remuslives23 reviews
What Sirius wants, Sirius gets. But what if Sirius doesn't know what he wants? Written for isisanubis for her birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kinder, Kindler, Kindlier by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. The third law of motion does not apply to relationships. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,794 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Equinoctial by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, preslash. Three glimpses of Malfoy on a spring day convince Harry to take a risk. First in the "Seasonal Processions" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perplexity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
As It Should Be by remuslives23 reviews
John Lupin had expected it, had been waiting for it ever since he caught Remus sneaking soiled sheets into the washing machine when he was thirteen and, at his wife's amused insistence, had sat him down for a halting talk about the birds and the bees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Once by MissingEden reviews
First rule of Quidditch: Never trust the words of the bludger-addled. But words and a kiss…that’s something else entirely. Something that just might change Harry Potter’s life. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,923 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ember to Ember by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Sequel to Volunteers, written for the livejournal community hdsbeltane. Main fic complete, DVD Requests complete. Final DVD Extra, February 10, added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,399 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soldier's Welcome by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Safe Place by remuslives23 reviews
Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Difficulties of Being by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, ASS. "You look so much like your father!" Al Potter is tired of hearing that sentence. But if he plays his cards right, maybe he'll never have to hear it again. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cornucopia by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. When Harry Potter offers to restore the Black fortune to him, Draco knows he must dig deeper to discover the Git-Who-Lived's *real* intentions. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corybantes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,000 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coyote Morning by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Sometimes the very thing you're looking for is the one thing you can't see." Or: sometimes boys aren't too bright.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,362 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And A Moment of Rest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry wishes he knew why he keeps having crazy encounters with Draco Malfoy. They certainly don't make any sort of sense. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muse by remuslives23 reviews
Remus is a struggling artist who loses his confidence after a car accident. He goes back to basics to try and rediscover his talent and meets a man who inspires him both professionally and personally. AU. Slash. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,693 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Long Desired by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Sequel to 'Viper.' Harry is desperate to avoid becoming a vampire Draco's Long Desired, which Harry sees as slavery. Draco turns to Harry's friends for help as Harry spirals down into madness. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Close to the Heart by dracosoftie reviews
A sequel to Birthday Gift. Harry and Draco's paths cross again six years later, and the attraction remains. Will they be able to walk away so easily this time? At what cost? Warnings for slash, language, allusions to mpreg and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HBP movie summary: Crackfic by Emily Waters reviews
HBP movie script. Crackfic. Containes movie spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Measure of a Man by remuslives23 reviews
Remus learns that size does matter. Pre slash. Pre romance. Read the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kreacher Takes a Holiday by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco must resort to desperate - meaning Muggle - means to complete a tedious household chore when Kreacher goes on holiday. Hilarity and illicit hijinks ensue. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content. For GoesKaboom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What's A Hero To Do? by sockpuppet82 reviews
Draco's been infected with Vampirism. Harry's the 'willing' donor. Something's wrong with Snape. Madness ensues, and neither Harry or Draco seem to mind... Vampire!Draco, Crackish!fic, H/D slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lessons For Harry by remuslives23 reviews
Harry needs some urgent assistance, and who better to help than Remus and Sirius? This is a threesome, slash fic - set after DH. RL/SB, brief mention of HP/OW, and RL/SB/HP. AU - of sorts. Not your thing? Feel free to move onto the next fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Right Shmight by albe-chan reviews
When a tactless James riles up his best mate, it's down to Remus to cheer him up. But with a startling new emotion to deal with, can the werewolf make Sirius smile again? And will a confession ruin everything? SMUT. SLASH. FROTTING. RLSB. For remuslives23
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tub Tales by albe-chan reviews
After the full, Remus finds himself in a hot, bubbly tub to relieve some aches and pains. But the arrival of a certain dark-haired visitor leads to the creaitng of some tub tales. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
James Noticed by shadowglove reviews
When it came to Sirius and Remus, James had always been aware of what was going on---even if the two mentioned didn’t. From the very beginning it was terribly obvious, and yet why is he the only one who seems to notice? James POV, implied SBRL, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dragonfly by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes, settling in and finding your niche in the world requires you to leave the safety and familiarity of the place you have always called home. CWHP, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,585 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Newspapers by Kachanski reviews
After an embarrassing occurance at the last full moon Sirius puts two and two together and comes out with five, so decides to ask Remus instead. One of the revalations that follows involves the usefulness of newspapers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Resolutions by remuslives23 reviews
Lily and Remus make a New Year's resolution to claim the one they love. Het and slash pairings. LE/JP and RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come Sit on Santa's Lap by dracosoftie reviews
Harry missed out on the Santa experience as a child, and Draco wants to rectify that. Written for another site's Christmas smut challenge. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Five Times Is The Charm by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius takes advantage of a Christmas tradition to try and make the oblivious werewolf see his charms. SB/RL Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
i like my body when it is with your by dracosoftie reviews
The strange title will be familiar if you're an e.e. cummings fan, and it will make sense after you read the story. Harry struggles with his exams, and Draco's there to make him feel better. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sunspots by dracosoftie reviews
Tired of listening to Harry and Draco fight -- when it's evident they want to do more than that -- Hermione and Pansy conspire to force the boys together. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Better to Give than to Receive by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for amber v. Rife with angst, fighting, scheming and Quidditch locker room sex - you know, all of the traditional trappings of the holiday! *grins* H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ouran Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My small Ouran drabble collection: het, gen, yaoi, various pairings, characters. etc. See each individual piece for specific listings.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006
The Next Best Thing by dracosoftie reviews
Harry must decide what path to take -- to start a new life or salvage an old one. H/D, with a tiny smidgen of H/G. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,327 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Satisfying Their Curiosity by remuslives23 reviews
Over-indulgence at Lily and James' wedding leads to Remus inadvertently revealing a secret he'd been keeping from Sirius. Sirius takes advantage of the revelation to explore a long-held fascination for the werewolf. R/S slash. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Secret Santa by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hephaestus by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After Harry returned from torture horribly scarred, Draco rejected him in revulsion. But in the years since, Harry has prospered- and Draco may have a chance to learn that more than beauty matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dinner with the Weasleys: Part IV of AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Follows The Interview, part of the After Hours series. Harry's revenge puts Draco in a compromising position at a family dinner. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Interview: Part III of the AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Follows Runes in the progression, part of the After Hours series. Draco's creative revenge might endanger their chances at the future they want. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Favourite Mistake by cackles the witch reviews
A series of mistakes leads the Marauders on another adventure and leads Remus to make his favourite one. RL/SB, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Runes: Part II of the AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Sequel to After Hours. Harry’s had a taste of exhibitionism and wants more. He finds a way to pay Draco back for his courtyard ambush. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Summer of the Dragonfly by Vaysh11 reviews
During Hogwarts Summer School of Excellence ex-Head Auror Harry Potter meets up with ex-Potions Master Draco Malfoy. It takes a world-famous Bollywood actor, mango lassi, a godson, a werewolf and the full moon to bring those two together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After hours by dracosoftie reviews
Draco catches Harry out after curfew. First in the After Hours series. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happy birthday, Harry by dracosoftie reviews
Harry's unhappy birthday takes an unexpected turn. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cool Has Left the Building by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Confession Is Good For the Soul. Timestamp meme for scrtkpr, who asked for a story set six hours after the end of Confession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
First Kiss by Tomo Potter reviews
Remus and Sirius are more than a little tipsy, and Sirius has this dare from James... RLSB slash, fluff, 6 mths old just found and uploaded
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tessellation by Leslie N reviews
multipart. haruhihostclub. Ch6. Patterns. The twins enticed in the darkness, Tamaki charmed with fairy lights; and Mori and Hunny seduced in torchlight. It would be Kyouya’s turn.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wardrobe by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
White by jamie2109 reviews
Rentboy!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Till We Aren't Strangers Anymore by remuslives23 reviews
One shot. Can Remus and Sirius overcome the pain of their past and reunite? Set after GOF. This is slash - two men doing oh so hot things to each other. Don't like? Hmm, give it a try anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What Friends Are For by remuslives23 reviews
James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Formalizing the Relationship by DragonDi reviews
Some major changes in life happen in a matter of moments. Will Sirius and Remus be able to acknowledge the fact that they already have what they didn't even know they wanted? SB/RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Unawares by kelseymetro reviews
Harry smacked a weary hand to his forehead. “What the hell was Kingsley thinking when he made Malfoy an Auror” he muttered under his breath. “Probably the same thing he was thinking when he made you one" Malfoy replied seriously. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In the Dawn of Morning by broken time reviews
Life is like a series of snapshots, and sometimes the most endearing moments are the most everyday. //Kyouya x Haruhi x Mori//
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Locked Out by kelseymetro reviews
Who knew being locked outside with Malfoy could be such fun? It might be cold, but Malfoy has found a way of warming them both up! Slash AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wands and Broomsticks by Sa-kun reviews
Harry cautiously opened his bag, hands trembling and sweaty, heart in his throat and hardly daring to breath. The parcel, when he finally opened it, revealed a magazine with bold letters reading, 'Wands and Broomsticks'. /AU SLASH, CWHP, Homosexuality/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13400 - Favs: 7,248 - Follows: 6,058 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Black's Ten Step Guide by albe-chan reviews
Sirius Black’s Guide to Getting the Object of One’s Affections in Ten Easy Steps. A bet between mates turns into so much more. RLSB LEJP. mild SLASH. non-explicit SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Revelation by freudian fuckup reviews
Remus Lupin is very tired and sore, and not nearly as annoyed as he'd like to be that one Sirius Black will not let him bloody sleep. Slightly angsty, first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not On A Schedule by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Everyone thinks that Sirius knows his way around, but truthfully, he doesn't. Remus doesn't either. What was supposed to be their first night together turns into a disaster of nerves. Cute ending! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Denial and the Benefits of Staying in the Closet by freudian fuckup reviews
It's a bit dusty and dim, and James is standing just a bit to close, and honestly, it is too bloody hot for any of this nonsense...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Seven Lessons With Sirius Black by freudian fuckup reviews
Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Silly Thing Called Love by Blissfully Delirious reviews
Remus finds himself in love with Sirius and trying really hard not to be. Only problem is, his wolf wants nothing more than to throw Sirius to the floor and, well. What's a boy to do? And what sort of wake up call does Lily have in mind for Sirius? RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Orchid.Kisses reviews
During a night of house bonding, surprising secrets about Harry and Draco come to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Knowing the Price and the Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Psychometry by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, epilogue compliant, HPDM slash. Objects tell the story of a life. Or love, if you look closely enough. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What I like about you by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Remus was terrified. What did he like? Why did it matter what he liked? Why did he have to write an essay about it? Puppy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Illusions of Invincibility by xxanglophilexx reviews
During warm summer days beneath their tree and in the field behind the Lupins', Sirius realizes feelings that he's been trying to hide, and feelings someone else just may have for him. RLSB. SLASH. MWPP. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Mother of All Pranks by draco-is-the-punk reviews
James Potter has made the mother of all pranks. Sirius and Remus must pretend to be in love for one week, and if anybody guesses its a fake, they both get cursed by a potion James gave them. Cursed with a six month long disfigurement. SBxRL eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
AU. Sirius Black meets a young professor in Paris the summer before his last year at Hogwarts. What happens when he meets the man again at school? Slash. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,971 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Up To No Good by Maybe the Moon reviews
Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Volunteers by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Written for livejournal's Beltane Fic Exchange: Harry, Draco, and a volunteer position that was supposed to be quick and easy. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,246 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoken Thing by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Alive All Over by CrazieDasie reviews
James dares Sirius to kiss Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Not Seamus' Fault by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pretending by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius always jokingly flirts with Remus, but one day he admits that he isn't pretending. Oneshot dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Matchmaking by xxanglophilexx reviews
Lily and James play matchmaker for Remus and Sirius. Dialogue fic, MWPP, RLSB & JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lick, Sip, Suck by Eagleye Blackheart reviews
SiriusxRemus, The pair hold their own celebration over Sirius' 17th birthday, when the rest of the house is sleeping, with the wondrous muggle drink, tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of This, I Am Sure by jamie2109 reviews
Set directly after HBP. Harry and Draco are forced to spend a few days together. As a result, everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,328 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Please Don't Ask Me by jamie2109 reviews
Post War. Harry is married to Ginny, but one night he kisses Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond DVD Extras by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,596 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Poor Tree by Ariel-chan reviews
HD Slash. Harry takes a vacation from auroring an runs into an unexpected foe. Lust ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4402 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,004 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All's Fair by Sputz reviews
Bored with post-Voldemort life, Harry and Draco begin a very interesting game... Slashy fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius spends the month of August with Remus on the Lupin family farm. Written for the LJ Dog Days of Summer challenge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Creevey Brothers and the Violation of Copyright by MinervaEvenstar reviews
JKR's characters want to write their own books that's against the rules. Who stops them? WARNING: random spinoff titles cause tears of hilarity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Drunk by Alania Black reviews
18 OCAUHPSM: CWHP. It’s Ron and Hermione’s wedding and the Best Man wakes up in bed with the Groom’s older brother. edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Secret Snog by Demonsblade reviews
[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Reading Remus by mackitten reviews
It took Sirius four days to learn to read James Potter, four months to learn to read Peter Pettigrew and four years to learn to read Remus Lupin. [SBRL slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Will You Be My Valentine? by FangQueen13 reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts, and emotions are getting out of hand. When Sirius and Remus write valentines to their “secret crushes,” will it be the destruction of a friendship? Or will it be the creation of something even better? SLASH! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Speaking French by juxtaposed reviews
French!Remus. ConfusedbutDetermined!Sirius. Fluff. Written for kicks, really. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Cupboard by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius. Sirius gets terribly bored. Remus is made to suffer. They end up trapped in a cupboard for a good six hours. Cue abuse of bubblewrap, wrestling and lots of 'closet' jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Curiosity Scarred the Stag for Life by starrysunrise reviews
Sirius puts on his Professor hat for the day as he details the finer points of his and Remus’ physical relationship to a rather clueless James. One-shot slash. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Parchment by romanticidiot reviews
Title will change, any ideas? Slash SiriusRemus. One shot Sirius writes down his thoughts on ... someone on an unimportant piece of parchment ... but it's not really so unimportant after all ... R and R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Kisses by Miss Puppylove reviews
In which seventeen-year-olds Sirius and Remus discuss clouds, literature, chocolate, and love. Not necessarily in that order. (Slash, slightly fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Way With Words by Moony Whore reviews
Remus tries to write a love letter to Severus and finds it's not very easy. Remus/Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Happy Days in Hell by enahma reviews
First part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. A tale about a captivity which brings two unlikely persons closer - much closer. Not a slash story. Currently re-edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,585 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Through the Walls by enahma reviews
Third (last) part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. Snape is Obliviated, Sirius is a Squib, Hermione is grieving, the war turns even crueller and Quietus is struggling to regain his lost happiness - again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,507 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coming off the Ropes by enahma reviews
Second part of the complete HDH trilogy. Sequel to Happy Days in Hell. After Harry’s funeral the show must go on for everybody. Not a slash story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,597 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Lips Can't Say by Simplicity reviews
When Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts ends -- He invites Snape to leave him on a few words which Snape has always held back. [Drabble. Short and sweet.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Go Back to Being Friends by mysid reviews
Sirius and Remus's relationship isn't exactly platonic anymore, but they aren't in love. Are they? Slash RLSB with implied sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Tongue Is An Excellent Aid In CPR by Doctor Strangelove reviews
James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Sowy reviews
Tłumaczenie. Trzyczęściowa historia o tym, jak sowi mezalians zbliżył do siebie dwoje ludzi. HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lek reviews
Tłumaczenie. Po zakończeniu wojny Harry musi spędzić osiem miesięcy w Świętym Mungu, poddając się kuracji profesora Snape'a. HP/SS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Uniesienie reviews
Tłumaczenie. W dzień dwudziestych urodzin Harry dostaje nieoczekiwany prezent od dawno zmarłej osoby. Prezent ten pokaże mu coś, czego nigdy nie spodziewał się zobaczyć i uświadomi coś, z czego normalnie mógłby nie zdać sobie sprawy. HP/SS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,988 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pożyczona magia reviews
Tłumaczenie. Czym jest magia? Skąd pochodzi? Te pytania dręczą Harry'ego, kiedy on, Severus i Draco idą przez życie, magię i miłość w obliczu strasznej choroby jednego z nich. HP/SS/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Śnieg i płatki kwiatów reviews
Tłumaczenie. Od Incydentu minęły dwa lata, a Harry nadal nie doszedł do siebie - wciąż żyje tylko dzień po dniu. Nagle pojawia się Draco, który zrobi wszystko, by odzyskać dobre imię w ministerstwie i czarodziejskim świecie. HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Korzyści ze śniadania reviews
Tłumaczenie. Fortuna lubi płatać Harry'emu figle... Bo to przecież nie jego wina, że głupie włosy Malfoya są takie błyszczące i że "ukryte głębie" tegoż tak głęboko zagrzebano. HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nokturn w deszczu reviews
Tłumaczenie. Severus Snape spotyka Harry'ego Pottera na ulicy Śmiertelnego Nokturnu. AU. HP/SS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Głos Snape'a reviews
Tłumaczenie. Jak Harry radzi sobie z krępującym wpływem głosu Snape'a podczas lekcji eliksirów? Mały dodatek do "Musi Kochać Quidditch". HP/SS slash, choć nie do końca ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Musi Kochać Quidditch reviews
Tłumaczenie. Harry sądzi, że znalazł swój ideał poprzez wymianę e-maili na internetowej stronie randkowej. Czy więź przetrwa, gdy tożsamości mężczyzn zostaną wyjawione? HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To jest seks reviews
Tłumaczenie. Harry czuje natchnienie poetyckie, mówiąc o swoim kochanku. Krótkie i słodkie, pomimo ratingu i wyzywającego tytułu dość łagodne. HP/SS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stworek bierze wolne reviews
Tłumaczenie. Harry i Draco muszą uciec się do desperackich - to znaczy, mugolskich - sposobów, by poradzić sobie z męczącymi pracami domowymi, gdy Stworek wyjeżdża na wakacje. HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Usiądź na kolanku Mikołaja reviews
Tłumaczenie. Harry nie przeżył nigdy prawdziwych świąt z Mikołajem, gdy był dzieckiem. Draco chce to naprawić. HP/DM slash. Ostrzeżenia: kilka wulgaryzmów.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete