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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

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Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Time by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Going out drinking with Sai was always going to be a mistake, although this time, Naruto finds the consequences to his liking. NaruSasuNaru, PWP, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Notorious Prison Guard by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Naruto get's sent to prison, for something he really didn't do, he's stuck with weird friends, a perverted boy called Sai, a crazy red head who is completely scary and a notorious prison guard who makes Naruto his new target...Whats he gonna make Naru do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Concrete Naruto by Arra Frost reviews
Bearing the bruises and his name is not easy, especially when the society is against him. Will Naruto's 16th birthday bring hope and freedom or will his life end in sorrow and pain? SasuxNaru. warnings inside. Complete. Angst. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 154,114 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way We Were by Erithil reviews
The greatest tragedy is perhaps not the loss of loved ones, but to have them stand before you and not know how much you love them. A KakaIru fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,412 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nocturnes by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cry by Profound Yaoi reviews
Itachi goes a bit too far with teasing his darling otouto. Warning: Yaoi, incest, self-mutilation. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elysium by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sargasso by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Over the years, a childhood friendship between two young boys threatens to become something darker, passionate, and much more destructive. SasuNaru, Three-Shot, AU, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2573 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The 12 Days of KakaSasu Christmas by MAKandCHEESE reviews
KakaSasu Kakashi, recently involved with Konoha’s own local grinch Sasuke Uchiha, is faced with a twelve day task to give the teen the best Christmas he will never forget. Anal, AU/AR, Bond, Oral, Toys, WAFF, WIP, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,266 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden by Jaggarte x reviews
Hinata x Neji one shot. Hyuugacest and lemon. It's basically all lemon. My first mature work, let me know what you think!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unexpected Desires by GrayEyedGoddess reviews
Kio becomes an agressive little uke who demands some attention from Soubi. Agressiveuke!Kio x Unwillingseme!Soubi; bondage and fluffies
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kio K., Soubi A. - Complete
Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's New Friend by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
GentleFist Massage: The Series by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru has a sore back, and who better to give him a massage than someone who is a master at gentlefist taijustu! A series of oneshots dedicated to Shikamaru and Neji. !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
The Sound of Waves by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru - Kakashi loved everything about Iruka. But what he loved the most was his aura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dispute of Shades by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fairytale by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
In the end, their love was nothing but a fairytale. Beautiful, broken - and never meant to be. SasuNaru. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poker Night by Samurai Smee reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke x Neji. Sasuke has a few more tricks up his sleeve for Neji than just his cards during one of their weekly poker games with the boys. Yaoi and shameless fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Moments by gossamernomore reviews
Twenty words. Twenty moments. IruKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naughty Nympho Ninjas III by michelerene reviews
Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dream of Me by Elodia reviews
Sometimes, a simple question can produce many, many answers.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Ours by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIruKaka. Of weddings, futures and pratical things. Sequel to "Caring for you", continuation of "Progression" and "Bliss".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,046 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sugar Sex by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchstone by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
I Can See The Village by FastForward reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo return home after a devastating mission. But everything will be all right, because Kotetsu can see the village... right? KotIzu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Waiting by Tierfal reviews
Sirius Black in Azkaban. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Getting a Life by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger loves metaphors. Draco Malfoy loves Muggle cigarettes. What happens when the king of Slytherin and the queen of the library collide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Plushie Power by FastForward reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been dating for a year, and the blond panics when the Uchiha tells him he has a surprise for him for their oneyear. Naruto needs to find him a present, but has no idea what it should be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterflies by FastForward reviews
Spring has come to Konoha, and Genma is determined to catch the first butterfly of the season. But what happens when an angry Shino doesn't like Genma's little plan? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
In the end by tenamanda1988 reviews
Not every story has a happy ending. SasuNaru hints if looked for, R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Limits by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru A shinobi can conquer even the laws of nature. But to conquer such laws when being a mere human has its limits because of fear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,255 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
What We Might Do by ThyLaSlain reviews
[SASUXNARU] What we might do. When we're all alone. There's just you. And there's just me. And the promise of nothing in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Push and Pull by ThyLaSlain reviews
[SasuNaru] It’s like all those lies and truths are lying in bed with you. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hardest Thing by ThyLaSlain reviews
[SasuNaru] In the end, it's hard to speak. It's hard to leave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Second of Silence by ThyLaSlain reviews
Sometimes, a second of silence is all you really need to learn everything you'll ever need to know...SasuNaru nonsexual
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PHAT by shi-chan reviews
YAOI GenRai A misunderstanding leads Raidou to avoid Genma, do serious workout and go on a crashdiet. Insecurities are revealed and things will just never be the same again ... right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Emotionless reviews
Gaara of the Desert is the hunter, revenge is the prey. Oneshot, slightly disturbing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Gaara - Complete
The Colour of Fortitude is Blue
He will continue to search for his love, no matter how long it takes. Oneshot, SasuNaru, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Standing Still reviews
Hinata Hyuuga is a wallflower, but to TenTen she stands out in a crowd. Oneshot, yuri, slight lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Tenten, Hinata H. - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
Oneshot mild horror fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete