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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1784930, Profile Updated: 06-26-17
Author has written 29 stories for Twilight, and Batman.

I love to toss Stephenie Meyer's fabulous characters up in the air and see how they land. I hope you'll enjoy the stories I've posted here, as I've enjoyed so many clever re-imaginings of the Twilight story, with all the twists and turns so many creative writers have thought up.

If you're looking for my saucier inventions, come and check out my blog here: [bornspumpkinpatch dot blogspot dot com] You'll find many of my fanfiction words there, along with original stories, story banners, and other assorted goodies. If you're hungry for more of my boy stories, check out my m/m blog: [bohslash dot blogspot dot com]

Where's the kink? Once Upon A Desire, its sequel, Kinkily Ever After, and the sequel to the sequel,the slashy Remastering Marcus and its sequel, Reclaiming Dane can all be found at [bohkinkilyeverafter dot blogspot dot com]

I post updates and teasers on twitter @BornOnHallow1. You can find me on Facebook (I'm Kaye P. Hallows over there) and come play in Born's Pumpkin Patch.

I always welcome your questions, comments, and predictions, so please feel free to PM me or send in a review. But if you're one of those shy types, please just enjoy the stories free of guilt!


I've published the following stories under the name Kaye P. Hallows:

Once Upon A Temptation (a non-fanfic, enhanced version of OUAD)

Tourniquet (a short story for the Dreamspinner Press Dr. Feelgood anthology)

Take My Chances (a novella about a first time m/m experience)

We Cannot Do This Here (a poem for the Love Is Love Anthology, posted on my Goodreads profile)

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The Curb by Jonesn reviews
Bella's night doesn't go as planned when she forgets an address and stumbles upon an injured stranger instead. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,123 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Bella, Edward
Rightfully Qualified by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
She's intelligent, classy, powerful, and easy on the eyes to boot. He's ... well, he's qualified for something, all right. And apparently he was on Ellen last week! What happens when the two face off for most prestigious position in the world? Anything can happen in a heated campaign, and knowing us, IT WILL! **3HP Crackfic Drabbles are BACK!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Far Away Flame by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
Their story plays in her mind like a kaleidoscope of bittersweet moments in time. Years later, when Bella finally finds the courage to go after what she's always wanted, will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,805 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Kairos by sparklymeg reviews
Summary: Kairos - from Ancient Greek - the right or opportune moment - the perfect timing. Age is just a number, but timing is everything. Originally written for the May to December Romance Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,310 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Bella, Edward
Tit for Tat by OhGeeFantasy reviews
My CPS contest entry. Mechanic Edward 'Masen' Cullen is a serious businessman. He's a man of few words, yet there's no discrepancy when he gives orders. So when Bella 'Beans' Swan struts into his life, along with her tasty tacos and broken taco truck, will the snarky, foul-mouthed babe give him a run for his money, or will he be able to maintain his need for control?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 305 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Bella, Edward
No Strings Attached by JiffyKate reviews
I got the rundown before I ever stepped through the doors: everyone is anonymous, no strings attached, no questions asked, and what happens in the club stays in the club. I got it. I thought it wasn't going to be a problem, but then I saw her. AH, ExB, M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,489 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unhinged by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
Bella awakens and discovers her friend's no longer there. Deeply concerned over his well being, she sets out to find him. (Told in hundred word drabbles. Every three chapters alternate between Bella's and Edward's POVs. (Inspired by New Moon and social media.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 114 - Words: 19,506 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Hose Party by ThePsychoVamp reviews
Mood swings. Misunderstandings. Mixed signals. Neither Emmett nor Edward can decide which of these they would prefer to leave out of their daily lives, but a stubborn best friend and a bit too much cider might just wipe them out in seconds. Edward/Emmett slash story. Written for bornonhalloween's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Edward, Emmett] - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8773 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Come Back Tomorrow by Shadow Masen reviews
Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly in the path of the best things that will ever happen to us. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 309,440 - Reviews: 6139 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,297 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Like That by planetblue reviews
Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,410 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Hurts by Maplestyle reviews
I met Edward Cullen on my first day at my new high school. From that moment on we were practically joined at the hip. We dated for the rest of Junior year and all of Senior. Though we didn't take that ultimate step in our relationship, we were very much in love… or so I thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Complete
Slim Jim and the Lotto Girl by kitkat681 reviews
A choice between entering a sex shop or a 7-Eleven sends shy and quiet Edward Cullen's world into complete disarray and earns him the nick name 'Slim Jim'. How will his life ever be the same after he meets his Lotto Girl? Hilarity and ridiculousness all rolled into one sweet love story. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
GREED by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
She thrives on the spotlight; he depends on the darkness. Theirs is a tale of an implausible friendship crashing, burning and rising again. Contribution to the seven deadly sins SALIGIA compilation from The Sinners posted on Fat Tuesday 2014. Originally a one-shot; now a multi-chapter story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,430 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6362 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 4244 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tremble by First Responders reviews
Sports journalist Bella Swan has been assigned to cover the FIFA World Cup, but when her favorite photographer gets in an accident, she is forced to go with her arrogant rival and secret crush, Edward Cullen. Bella tries to fight the attraction, but a quick trip to the rainforest turns into a life-changing experience when everything starts to tremble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,406 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever by kitkat681 reviews
Raising four little girls alone is hard. Dating is even harder. A tale of sacrifice and true love. Based on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Bella, Edward
Skater Boy and Boarder Girl by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
Risk-taking, thrill-seeking, foul-mouthed, skateboarding girl, badass Bella has difficulty keeping her impulsive, trouble-making nature under control. Figure-skating, perfectionistic, straight-laced, well-mannered, A-student, Edward just wants to focus on his Olympic goals. What happens when these two polar opposites collide?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,628 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Bella, Edward
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 238,971 - Reviews: 7355 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard Crack by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
It's that stage in candy making when the temperature is a rolling, churning, boiling cauldron of over three hundred degrees. When cold, it's as brittle as glass. When cooled it breaks, making the unmistakable sound of a rock hurling through a windshield or someone succumbing to thin ice. At least that's the childhood memory it reminded me of—before I died.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19579 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Early Bird by cocoalvin reviews
Opposites attract or so they say. Our boss is incredibly attracted to his new employee, but he'd also like to wring his neck. How does this early bird catch his worm? Sequel to Insomnia. Each chapter is a 1000 word short. AU/AH Edward/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 94,528 - Reviews: 3518 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Born to be Loved by Pumpkin Patchworkers reviews
What happens when forty people decide to write an epic birthday story for their favorite pumpkin? This one-of-a-kind, drabblish, one-shot. Would Edward really go so low as to use his one-year-old niece to score a date with the beautiful brunette he met at the grocery store? Why yes, yes he would!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,139 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20341 - Favs: 13,599 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twi Trek by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 15,639 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond the Break Room by Discordia81 reviews
22 year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the 39 year-old VP at Providence Medical Center in Portland. After years of fighting the attraction, a tryst in the break room leads to a complicated relationship. Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they're forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his 16 year-old daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,489 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10413 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 4,194 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Master's Kilt by ladyeire3 reviews
One stumble on the ancient cobblestones of Edinburgh will change Bella's life forever. A drabble prompted by some amazing women...and it all started with the love of a man in a kilt. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homicidal by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
Tired of fielding calls about make believe vampires and garbage men who come too early, CPD Detective, Edward Cullen, can't believe his luck when he lands a life-changing case. The only problem ... He can't stand his partner. Some lines should never be crossed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 95 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
UP MY ALLEY by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4803 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Mat by kitkat681 reviews
Pilates is difficult. Loving someone you can't have is worse. What happens on the mat, stays on the mat. A birthday gift for the one, the only, Shell Shock. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Edward, Emmett
Her Daughter by kitkat681 reviews
It was wrong, but I couldn't help it. The taste of her skin, the smell of her hair. I couldn't stop myself. Carlisle/Alice. 100 word chapter drabble. Should have been once a day updates, but I'm a sucker.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
From my Window by kitkat681 reviews
Every morning she runs past my window. A love story told forward and backward. Rated M for...you know. Re-posting with a twist. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mars and Venus by xxJust Robinxx reviews
Men and women are worlds apart, no doubt about that. But when Mars and Venus collide, there will definitely be an explosion of celestial proportions. Bella is waiting for Mr. Right. Little does she knoew, he's sitting in the row behind her. But he's only thinking about one thing- and it's not about finding Mrs. Right. Both POV's post here. TUMBLR has VISUALS. *Dribble chapters*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 16,593 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweeter Than Candy by MarLea Pie reviews
O/S for Halloween - I've known her all my life. She has a weakness for S'mores, chocolate frogs and caramel corn. I have a weakness for her because to me, she is sweeter than candy. Birthday gift for bornonhalloween because she's awesome. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pumpkin Love by shellshock81 reviews
Edward has an odd obsession... When he meets Bella at a Halloween party, will it work in his favor or will she run away screaming? A birthday o/s for my favorite pumpkin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feisty in Four Inch Heels by MarLea Pie reviews
***HIATUS***I organize Events for a living; Weddings are a different kind of hell. Try planning a wedding when the brother of the bride is an infuriating, arrogant, breathtaking man, constantly at odds with your opinion…evil in Armani. God help me, I wanted more…RATED M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,760 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
Down on the Bayou by kitkat681 reviews
Her hair is blonde, but it shouldn't be. The beard on my face is all wrong. She's used to the best of the best, not living in a shack on the Bayou. They have us hidden away for our safety. They didn't care about our sanity. Drabble-ish. Bella/Edward pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 19,820 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7564 - Favs: 10,936 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10731 - Favs: 12,058 - Follows: 12,643 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good vs Evil by kitkat681 reviews
The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Tyrant by edwardsisobel reviews
A modern day story of a Romeo and his Juliet. A tale of love and woe told in 100 word drabbles daily. Will this love affair end in tragedy too? Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 251 - Words: 45,162 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
A Boy, A Girl, and a Couple of Kilts by ladyeire3 reviews
College junior Edward readily accepts a sure offer from his parents. He gets a job...they pay for grad school. Enter a Scottish style pizza shoppe, our favorite cast of rascally characters, and laughs are sure to follow. Drabble fic AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eye Candy by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 365 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 7274 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Insomnia by cocoalvin reviews
They are not hours gained, they are hours lost. Insomnia! AU/AH, Slash. *100 x 100 word drabbles*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11629 - Favs: 9,551 - Follows: 6,665 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MFEO by cosmoandmarvar reviews
One long drive, two lonely hearts and one little boy. What happens when the words are perfect and the time is right, but the places are all wrong? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,576 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Bella
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6374 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,757 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost and Found by Touchstone67 reviews
A series of slash outtakes from Safe and Sound-they are only possible moments from the story, and do not, in any way, affect the storyline, or outcome, of Safe and Sound. Jasper/Edward Rated M for language/sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,547 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Begin Again by C-Me-Smile reviews
Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,432 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,238 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19622 - Favs: 12,551 - Follows: 5,728 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
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A Big Enough Umbrella reviews
Even a superhero has to pull on his tights one leg at a time. An "Old School" sequel as told by Umbrella Man himself. Rated M because they can't keep their hands off each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,415 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/29
Old School reviews
He's old school, and I think I like it! 2nd Place Judges' and Public Votes, P.S. I LOVE YOU CONTEST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Still Waters reviews
A stressed-out grad student hiding from the world finds a mountain man of few words and quiet strength. Still waters do run deep. E/B, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,324 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Muse's Ransom reviews
What's an author to do when her own main character makes her an offer she can't refuse? Judges' First Choice Award for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Two Chocolates reviews
A tale about an unlikely first encounter, a sweet puppy named Reese, and new beginnings. E/B, rated T for a bit of sadness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 222 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Pitch reviews
Superstar Emmett ("Big Mac") McCarty is a genius on the mound, but fame forces his true desires deep into the shadows. When a certain fan with a knack for numbers catches Emmett's attention, life gets a little bit wild. This NON-drabble story is a prequel to "Benched." M/M Emmett POV. Rated M for major league Edward/Emmett loving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 149,483 - Reviews: 3046 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Complete
Bag Boy reviews
When the town cougar needs a zucchini, the bag boy at the local market gets a tip that's more than he bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 274 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Benched reviews
6th-grade teacher Edward Cullen has done his homework on coaching tee-ball. His confidence evaporates when he takes the field for his team's first practice and sees none other than Emmett McCarty, World Champion Mariners pitcher, on the sidelines. Can Edward manage his 5-year-olds, his fanboy crush, AND the arrogant asshole who insists on getting in his way at every turn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 12,929 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Mr Stats and the Bingo Boinker reviews
A casino is no place for an actuary, but when Edward promises his mother a trip to Foxwoods for her 60th birthday, he has no choice but to suck it up. When fate seats Edward next to a full-time bingo player named Bella Jean, will luck be a lady tonight?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
Adonis, Take the Wheel reviews
When two able-bodied, aspiring artists take a gig parking cars on a snowy night, winter chills them to the bone-until they meet a sweet brunette whose smile could melt the polar ice cap. But will she notice Edward in the shadow of his more outgoing friend? Rated M, Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Magnetic North reviews
Edward Cullen's summer job working the Island Queen from Cape Cod to Martha's Vineyard with his fraternity brothers would have been perfect—if not for his tendency toward seasickness and the beautiful passenger shrouded in mystery. Can he work up the courage to say hello before he loses her forever? E/B, all human, rated T for sweet innocence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrong Number reviews
A wrong number dialed in a panicked moment might just lead to HEA. Edward/Bella, sweet and fluffy with a dash of humor. Rated M for naughty situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SHAKE! reviews
Can a sweet salesgirl with car problems close the deal when a hot mechanic decides to go shopping for something that vibrates? A birthday collabadabble for Sandy Southern, a very, very sweet girl with a thing for hot mechanic guys. With love & smooches from BOH and Postapocalypticdepository. Rated M for stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soiled reviews
Cleanliness is next to godliness, but not even the boss's daughter can stay unsoiled forever. The hot mechanic is gritty and gruff and avoiding her like the plague, so naturally he's all she wants. But would she be better off keeping her distance? Angsty ExB told in BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,311 - Reviews: 5643 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slippery Slope reviews
A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,329 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty As Sin reviews
The Honorable Edward Cullen has a dark secret, a hidden desire that could cost him his career. When Mistress Swan—desperate to persuade the judge—makes a forbidden ex parte visit to his private chambers, can the judge "keep it in his robe"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
The Ones Who Got Away reviews
Can a nurturing writing coach help a disheartened doctor win over the girl of his dreams? Sometimes, life gives you a rewrite. A birthday tribute for chayasara. E/B, Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unbridled reviews
When a big city girl shows up to clean the stables, she unearths more than manure in the straw. Can the horse-whispering cowboy give over the reins to his crusty heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life Of Superheroes reviews
When Batman's archenemy puts Robin's life on the line, can Batman solve the ultimate riddle and save his trusty sidekick, all of Gotham, and possibly even himself? Holy sexual ambiguity, Batman! A birthday one-shot for Just Robin.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Batman/Bruce Wayne, Robin/Dick Grayson - Complete
Dancing Toward The Sun reviews
"I am his Rock; he is my Sun." A Twifictionalized retelling of the true-life tiny dancer who found everything she needed in a single smile. Katalina's love story. Written for the Stand Up 4 Katalina compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Inappropriate reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5501 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Boring reviews
Is it possible that Edward Cullen really is boring? A certain dishwater blonde bartender holds the answer. E/J Slashish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jasper - Complete
Internal Control reviews
They never prepared Edward for an audit like this at business school! Luckily, he is working for a seasoned partner who can guide him and nurture his inner accountant. E/B, All Accountant, All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete
No Man's Land reviews
Working his body is my occupation; resisting it, my curse. How much longer can I keep things professional, knowing how I really want to touch him? A tale of boys and balls for Whiti Shade's birthday. Rated M for E/Em slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Comp Sem 101 reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,628 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15520 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pleasure of the President reviews
President Cullen has a big day ahead- an unpopular announcement to deliver in the morning, and a confession later that night. Can Secret Service Agent McCarty keep him safe through both, or will he have to take a bullet for the man he secretly craves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,944 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Major Hottie and the Sexy Speech Girl reviews
When Major Edward Cullen's father finds himself in need of rehab, will Carlisle's sweet Speech-Language Pathologist be just what the doctor ordered for his dashing but gun shy son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cliffs reviews
Edward has just graduated college and is ready to take over the family business- an island retreat called The Cliffs. Can he ever get over his boyhood crush on the babysitter?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 253,463 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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