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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1785046, Profile Updated: 04-19-13
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Fight Club.

You don't get to know my name because it's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me -Batman Begins.

But anyway my pen-name is im-batman and I think it's pretty self-explanatory what that name means!

I started doing this cause most days I'm consumed with boredom. I'm a movie addict and I accept that about myself.

Here's the link to my deviantart page to. http://myusername3.deviantart.com/ It's not much but whatever, look at it anyway!

Check out my YouTube page http://www.youtube.com/user/macromig be sure to like, comment, and subscribe.

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Nerd by Night Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Love and Lust by TeaForOne reviews
A Sweeney Todd story of love, lust, hate and everything in between.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Slow Burn by shallots reviews
Joker stroked Harley’s bandaged wound, "This will look different from your oth-er arm. It'll probably leave a little white line when it heals. Get it now? I changed you forever," he held her face in his hands, "How's it feel?"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,174 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
Forsaken by Sweet ColdShallots reviews
There are so few innocent people left in this world. Christine Daae was one of the few; that is why I loved her so. But that is all over, that was my past. Now I shall focus on the present, and what does it hold? Vengeance.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Erik, Meg Giry
All My Balloons by shallots reviews
He looked at her face. Her delicate features smeared with clown paint and left over tears. She never looked more beautiful. The white complexion made her resemble a doll. A porcelain, Harlequin doll. So easily created... so easily broken.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
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I Wrote This reviews
Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Death By Fruitcake reviews
Since nobody enjoys fruitcake and yet everyone exchanges it during the holidays the Arkham Asylum staff brought their unwanted fruitcakes into work to be fed to the inmates. And Joker hated it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Celebrate With The Joker reviews
Joker is a very festive man, read about how he celebrates the many holidays of October.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Batman and Robin? reviews
After an hour or so of intense struggling and profanities flying the two ended up in front of the full length mirror in Scarecrow's bedroom.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The First Rule of Fight Club reviews
No," Tyler said bringing his face very close to mine, "If we are not repetitive then they will forget,so with repetition comes remembrance,and it's that remembrance that will keep Fight Club solid."
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Fail Party reviews
Joker thinks Scarecrow fails at life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
By The Sea reviews
What happens to Jack when he drinks to much the first time he's marooned? ONESHOT Rated M for language!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
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