Poison Ivory
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Joined 03-01-02, id: 178509
Author has written 18 stories for Hey Arnold, and Newsies.
I thought maybe this would be a good time to update this. And maybe make it make any sense at all. I am not confident in my abilities to do the latter, but I shall strive to.

Me: I'm Poison Ivory, or Jess. I go to Barnard College, where I pretend to be studying while actually reading fanfic. Vanilla lattes are the essence of my soul.

What I Write: I used to write an obscene amount of Hey Arnold!fic, until the show got cancelled and my Hey Arnold!muse apparently retreated into its bedroom to sulk, teenager-like, until The Jungle Movie is released. So who knows when my next HA!fic will be out. That said, I have not abandoned my unfinished ones, and am determined to continue with The Queen's Treasue, Always, Home For Christmas, and Before Woman. Also, eventually I'll probably tweak the end of Crazy For You. Also, eventually I'll finish the one-shots sitting gathering dust on my hard drive. And write the OTHER long saga-type stories I've planned. And make my website. *le sigh*

In the meantime, I mainly write Newsies slash. Because JackandDavidtheirloveissoobvious. Yes. The odd other fanfic may pop up from time to time (Down, Princess Bride plot bunnies! Down!) but you can pretty much count on Newsies and Hey Arnold from me. And that's that.

Exit music, please.

-PI

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The Brainy Saga by Nftnat reviews
An introspective chapter, where we find out what made Miriam what she is. It's more intense than it sounds. Chapter 24.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,386 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2002
Everything You've Done Wrong by sloanne reviews
Racetrack's father is in the mafia, and it colors his whole life. Slash, drugs and rock'n'roll. [Cowritten by Funkiechick and studentnumber24601. COMPLETE!]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 278,356 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
Moulin Madness! by She's a Star reviews
Thoroughly unsatisfied with the dismal second half of Moulin Rouge, the Duke and Christian commiserate over absinthe and come to the conclusion that the movie would be much better if they traded physical characteristics...Disaster ensues. :)
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 11/10/2002
Hot Air by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Evil villians, secret agents, a dark threat, adventure, true love, sword fights, miracles...wait that's the Princess Bride. But this is pretty good too. Rated PG for suspense. ::COMPLETE!:: See Ice Water for Part 2!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,681 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Gerald, Helga - Complete
Ripples by CrimsonSorrow reviews
Arnold, now 24, has had his outlook on life changed drastically because of a single person's disappearance. But why does he have a feeling that she's still out there? And more importantly, what if she is?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002
A Christmas Present for Arnold by paleMistress reviews
My Christmas Fic! A Month before Christmas, Helga does something to Arnold he can't Forgive, and now she's off to find him the gift she KNOWS he wants! That's all I'm giving you, READ! ^_~ R&R Please! ~Chapter Three is UP!~ (finally!)
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,111 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2002 - Published: 12/9/2001
The Bellmaker Sequel by Anita2 reviews
A story written a few seasons after the close of "The Bellmaker"; contains innocent Mariel/Dandin romance that will never surpass PG. The up-to-date version of this story is available at http://pub80.ezboard.com/bredwall58860. If I get some positive feedb
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2002
Till Death do us Part by kate4 reviews
At age 24 Helga's getting married to a famous Australian author and Arnold realizes that he loves her. Can Arnold find the guts to tell her before it's too late?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2001 - Published: 2/9/2001
The Fire by kimba821 reviews
Chapter 5 is up. No need to summarize contents, title says it all...
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,192 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2001 - Published: 1/25/2001
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Triage reviews
[Slash - Javid] There's only one person Jack runs to for comfort. "David’s voice was stern, but his hands were impossibly tender and his blue eyes concerned and searching. Jack began to feel a little dizzy, maybe from blows to the head. He hoped."
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005
Watermelon reviews
Jack and David have a request of Sarah; she's not sure she can say yes. "The words hung in her head, not unlike splotches of color she’d see after staring at a light and closing her eyes; she couldn’t quite rid herself of them nor catch and thus comprehen
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2005
Proceed With Caution reviews
Spot's been acting oddly, and Race isn't taking it lying down. (Pun SO intended.) The prequel to No Smoking. A wee bit of language, punching, and angsty kissage! (Oh, and SLASH, if you haven't already figured that out.)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005
This Boy reviews
He was your treasure hunt, the secret door in the attic you always dreamt about as a kid but were always too afraid to go looking for because pirates and monsters and ghosts lurked on the other side." I'm back! (Kinda.) Short musing about Arnold. Very e.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2004
No Smoking reviews
“'Anyway, it’s normal to want people to know when you care about somebody…' Race’s voice trails off, and it’s hard to tell between the dim lighting and the darkness of his complexion but he might be blushing." SpotRace, modern day
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2004
The Queen's Treasure reviews
Helga. Arnold. Perilous Quest. Good Guys. Bad Guys. Mysteries. Ancient Treasure. The Devil. Mary Sue. Cults. Priests. And, if you're lucky, a little nookie. Chapter Four is up! Do me a favor, don't click on those email addys...they're not real...I hope.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 5/14/2002
Crazy For You reviews
Helga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
little blond children reviews
Just a poem...you'll know who it's about.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2002
Changes reviews
Just a short, pointless little vignette I felt like writing...A sort of ode to the Sunset Arms, in a way...
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002
Home For Christmas reviews
Arnold sets off to find Santa, and Gerald makes his first appearance!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 11/18/2002
Always reviews
A tragic tale of an endless love...TWO new chapters!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002
Before Woman reviews
"She's always hated to see couples in love..."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2002
Sweet Sixteen reviews
A very short, very sad little ficcie I wrote late one night. Rating is only for sadness...nothing objectionable.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2002
Here's Looking At You, Helga reviews
I've finally chosen a title! Helga's getting married...but to who?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2002
Finding Solace/Behind the Blue reviews
If Arnold kisses Lila & Helga kisses her beefcake boyfriend, & Lila & Beefcake are cheating with each other, does Arnold kiss Helga by proxy? And why does he want to? Rating for mild language...not that that'll stop anyone...
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2002
Phoebe's Poem reviews
A short fic...Phoebe has to read a poem aloud in class that reminds her very much of Helga and Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2002
Missing Pieces reviews
An epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002
Thank Heaven for Little Girls reviews
A songfic...I know, I should be writing Missing Pieces, but...just read it, lol. I changed the ending!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2002