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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1785322, Profile Updated: 08-07-11
Author has written 13 stories for Disney, Death Note, and South Park.

That's right, I'm jumping on the "Stereotypes Suck" wagon, mostly because I've yet to see anyone else who's hispanic and/or Puerto Rican on here who has this:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.-->Bitch, please. I don't even know where this stereotype came from. Everyone knows that we care more about our knives than our appearance (lol)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.--> Hello! Look two spaces up people; it's mostly genetics. I am naturally curvy. Even if I lose a few pounds, I'm still going to have a big butt and big boobs, which carry the most weight.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (So not. I'm too fickle with my fan crushes to stick to one)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Hey, I can be both Christian and have my own view about God.)

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

5/3/2010: Okay, now onto the real profile updates, such as the reason why I haven't updated in a while. Allow me to tell you in an honest fashion:

-I have contracted a well-known disease. It is called "laziness". (And don't even complain. If people can call obesity a disease, then I can definitely call laziness a disease.)

-Writer's block. The curse of many a fanfic writer. (Then again, this can also coincide with laziness.)


I haven't lost interest in my stuff, though, I promise.


I'm not sure how many of you are aware of them already, but there is a little organization on this site that is reviewing stories, and also reporting any stories that violate the rules of They are The Literate Union. Now, I know I sound ominous and foreboding when I mention them, but I don't mean to be. I actually kind of admire the LU. It's not as if they're targeting people (without cause, that is), they just want people to follow the rules. And I'm not just talking about the rules of content on this site, I also talking about the general rules of English that make a work easy to read--grammar, story-telling techniques, proper characterization, and etc. In other words, they are acknowledging the badly written stories that can probably make my eyes bleed.

Now, as you can guess from all the Death Note LxReader one-shots, I'm actually going against the rules. But, so far, I haven't been reported--not to my knowledge. However, I'm not gonna hold my breath. Once they get all the well-known authors in the fandom, they're probably gonna report the writers who are more underground. I'm pretty sure that's the margin I'm under. Meaning, my LxReader one-shots will probably not be up for long, if what I've heard about the LU is true.

But, fear not anyone who cares! If the LU does manage to convince the admins to take my stuff down, there is hope in another site I'm on. Here's the link to my profile, with all my Reader-Inserts, for all your L fantasies:

Enjoy! :) Until I'm reported, and/or my stories deleted by admins, I'll keep them posted. But, in case that day know where to go :)

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The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
When Dreaming Ends by Hari-Aisu reviews
When actor Raito Yagami first set foot into Whammy's House, a famous Parisian bordello well known for its crazy schemes and beautiful courtesans, he had not known that his future would lay with a disturbed playwright with a penchant for men in drag...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ariel & Belle by Crazy Cat Lady reviews
Now re-edited and several thousand words longer. Hopefully whetting your appetite for the upcoming sequel! P.S Yes this is shoujo-ai.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,281 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Falling out of Disarray by MoonLLotus reviews
A deranged serial killer is out for blood, and neither hero nor villain is safe from a gruesome death. Mysterion and Chaos team up and do what they must in order to save their own lives. –Bunny, Candy, Style, Creek, Tobe, etc.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,619 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Mysterion, Butters S. - Complete
The Purple Speedo by Missglitterystars reviews
Frollo hits his head and becomes a changed man
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010
Possession by Courtanie reviews
Kenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasons
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 472,903 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dear L by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Dear L, please get pregnant. At least then you'll be forced to eat healthy, stand straight, sit normally, and sleep like a normal person. Minus the morning sickness of course. Love, Light. SEQUEL to Dear Mello; Warnings: LightxL, mpreg, foul language, AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sephiroth's Guide to Love and Deception by KamirineGoddess reviews
FINISHED! Riku breaks Sora's heart and as a result, he ends up moving from the island. So when Sora finally comes back their Junior year, will he be able to win back his heart? Love is a war. And Big Brother Sephiroth is playing general again. SLASH RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 277,446 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
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Nothing Sacred reviews
Belle is a young writer who wants to branch out of writing romance and happy endings, so she travels to a cheerful looking town that has a history of death for inspiration. She couldn't have picked a worse time, for children have begun to disappear again.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009
WD Academy reviews
Welcome to W.D. Academy, where all your fave Disney characters are put in a boarding school setting. There will be hookups, breakups, cat fights, secret crushes and, of course, the random music numbers. Will have Het and slash. I'm also taking requests.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,169 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
Shopping reviews
It is after the Kira case, and instead of you being on vacation, L is taking you shopping for a dress. What is he planning.....? LxReader
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - L - Complete
Unexpected Miracle reviews
In the universe of Romantic Comedy, there is one rule: Unexpected circumstances lead to unexpected people coming together. Ariel is about to learn this the hard way: "I never thought there would come a day when I would hate the plus sign so. Damn. MUCH!"
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
Not Your Typical New Girl Story reviews
Ah, the typical “new girl” story. You all know how that goes. Girl moves into small town, goes to high school, and meets a bunch of boys. Guys like her, and you watch/read who she might pick in the end...Yeah, this is not that story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,912 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Bad Dream reviews
A sequel or what if scenario of "Selfish". You woke up panting, your eyes wide and your body broken out into a cold sweat. You looked at the date and time. Yes, there was still time...time to save L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/2/2010 - L - Complete
Nothing Sacred: Disney Human Sacrifice reviews
A Grimm Brothers-ish collection of the "human sacrifices" from Nothing Sacred. Inspired by the Vocaloid song "Alice Human Sacrifice."
Disney - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Sit and Watch reviews
As I am up on this high shelf, all I can do is sit and watch as Christopher Robin is tormented by this horrible man... Drabble based off of "Nothing Sacred" but can probably be read seperately.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Perfect Dream reviews
You wake up and are suddenly in a perfect world where all your loved ones are there and L loves you. But something is wrong...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/10/2009 - L - Complete
Selfish reviews
You will wish you could have been there, had said more. Eventually, you will come to regret a lot of things, especially when you learn about the tragedy that will occur in the Task Force on November 5, 2004. But for now, you hate L. one-sided? LxReader
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - L - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Your boss, L is keeping you awake to tend to his sugary needs. After you get him his cake you come back to find a shocking youxL there's even a little kiss!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/6/2009 - L - Complete
The Suit reviews
L and his assistant, you, have to go undercover for a case. But before that, L has to be forced into a tux, while you are off in day-dreamland... one-sided? youxL
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/6/2009 - L - Complete
TickTock reviews
“Your sister is dead.” Hearing those words are enough to make anyone go crazy, especially when you're the one they're saying it to. But I won't lose it, not while her murderer is out there free. All I need to do is find him. Kira, I'm coming for you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - L, Light Y.