Fantom Phreeke
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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1785324, Profile Updated: 01-02-11
Author has written 6 stories for Vampire Knight, Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Hi, I'm FantomPhreeke, um...yeah...

My name is Bambi, I know that's weird, but that's just the way I am.

One of my favorite authors are; Annie Sparklecakes ! She is amazing!

Anyway, my middlename is Ai, and so if there are any fanfics that have a character with that name, it is most likely that the character is based on me. or if her name is Bambi, that's me too.

I have alot of nicknames...the user account says that my pen name is Fantom Phreeke(phantom of the opera)but just call me Bambi.

I am also looking for a Betareader. And if you are interested, please let me know. I don't know alot about the betareading community, but I'm very interested.

so that's about it...if you want to know anything else, like when i update & all, just ask me

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (or used to be Emo.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEEN MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be because thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST think I'm a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm NOT against abortions, so I MUST be a MURDERER.

I'm a teen poet, so all of my poems MUST be dark, and depressing .

I play piano, so I MUST be Asian

I'm always prepaired, so I MUST be a Girl Scout

I keep a journal, so I MUST be a misunderstood freak that seeks comfort in writing.

My family has people who do drugs, so I MUST be messed up.

I listen to some alternitive and metal, so I MUST be emo.

I have a reading level twice my school grade, so I MUST be a loser.

I think that there is racism against white people, so I MUST be a white supremacist.

I live in California, so I MUST be tan.

I'm Southern, so I MUST be a "redneck"

I have accidentally run into my crush, so I MUST have been looking for their attention.

I think that Slipknot is scary, so I MUSt be a close-minded prep.

I'm preppy, so EVERYTHING MUST be going right for me.

(some of the last ones i made up...) Copy and paste!!

So feel free to message me and please read my pieces. thanks for reading my profile!

I must say, I'm really excited that The Rich, the Young, and the Fabulous already has several readers! Thank you all!

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Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Varentine Euphorica by refracted reviews
She never understood why she gave him carnations, but it always balanced out... because he didn't know why he kept them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
What Came to Pass by Emberwillow14 reviews
His touch set my body on fire; his lips warmed me to my core. When Kyouya touched me like that, I succumbed. I wasn't the strong Haruhi Fujioka everyone knew. I was the weak and powerless Haruhi Fujioka that Kyouya ravished. One-shot. Haruhi/Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Those Dumb Rocks by PokeyPocky reviews
It was all because of those dumb rocks. NejixTenten oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
His Favorite Fruit by Ayake Rin reviews
A short little Sasusaku fic that takes place whenever you want, where Sasuke's favorite fruit changes. I wonder what it could be?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Deer and the Dragon by meech.macmillan.of.hufflepuff reviews
Ravenclaw Bambi was always had a grudge against Draco Malfoy. But will one petty fight change both of their feelings about each other? one shot, DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
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Astoundingly Mediocre reviews
She was one in a million, and he was one of a pair. No one thought they would see the chemistry between each other, until she finally realized that she was worth more than the penniless title placed upon her by the elitist community of Ouran.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kaoru H.
The Rich, The Young, and The Fabulous reviews
Two new bodyguards are chosen to watch over a pair of wealthy heiresses for a short time, and are totally unprepared for the task at hand. They both try to resist the seducing sister, and do their best to stay on the best side of the "normal" one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Daydreams of You reviews
Sakura spends her whole time daydreaming of ways to be with Sasuke. But she's always dissapointed. Maybe, her Knight in Shining Armor dosn't really exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Belong With Me reviews
Hinata knows that Naruto is no good with Sakura. And she pairs up her feelings with the song "You Belong With Me"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Glass Rose reviews
Megumi is a shy and conservitive girl, who lived the last 3 years suffering from a heartbreak.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hanabusa A. - Complete
The Way I Loved You reviews
this is the first of a collection of songfics by me...anyway, Sakura is now dating Naruto, but knows that she loves Sasuke listen to the song the way i loved you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete