Arich
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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1785376, Profile Updated: 03-27-14
Author has written 1 story for X-Men.

Hello, my name is Arich. I am slowly working my way through college and work.

The little down time that I have is spent reading, however every once and a while I get an itch to write.

Honestly, I may never finish writing down the stories wandering around my mind.

If for some reason anyone actually wants to read my scribbles, the fastest way to have them is to bug me.

Cheers, Arich.


A Wholesome Variety of Sayings and Quotes:

Age has nothing to do with stupidity.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

A wishbone is no substitute for a backbone.

Drat the cat. And while I'm at it, drat a few other people's cat as well. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get caught in jet engines.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

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· Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. ― Neil Gaiman

For Example is not proof of anything.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I'd rather laugh with the sinner's than cry with the saints. - Billy Joel

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I'm not a saint, that's easy to tell. But guess what , honey, you ain't no angel. - Bullet For My Valentine

Irish Diplomacy: the art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

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It may be more romantic to be the first love, but it is better to be the last.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the archangel comes, they throw the cigarettes away: that's when you get shooting stars. - Vladimir Nabokov

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Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.

Not making a choice is making a choice.

Occasional flashes of silence can sometimes be mistaken for brilliance.

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· “One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Some people are like slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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· Speaking personally, you can have my gun, but you'll take my book when you pry my cold, dead fingers off of the binding. - Stephen King

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The cure for most cases of "love at first sight" is a good second look.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

There is no reciprocity. Men love women. Women love children. Children love hamsters. Hamsters don't love anyone. - Alice Thomas Ellis

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· There is something about words. In expert hands, manipulated deftly, they take you prisoner. Wind themselves around your limbs like spider silk, and when you are so enthralled you cannot move, they pierce your skin, enter your blood, numb your thoughts. Inside you they work their magic. ― Diane Setterfield, The Thirteenth Tale

True love will triumph in the end - which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, then it's the most beautiful lie we have. - John Green

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· Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. ― Mark Twain

Try to live till you die, not just till you get run over.

Well behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

What somebody says about you tells more about them than you.

“What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." No shit dumbass, after you find it, you stop looking!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Whoever said that “words don't hurt” never got hit by a dictionary.

Who needs Prince Charming when you can have a knight in shining adamantium.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Your jeans are too tight when you have to plan ahead to sit down.


I spent my life folded between the pages of books. In the absence of human relationships I formed bonds with paper characters. I lived love and loss through stories threaded in history; I experienced adolescence by association. My world is one interwoven web of words, stringing limb to limb, bone to sinew, thoughts and images all together. I am a being comprised of letters, a character created by sentences, a figment of imagination formed through fiction. - Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me

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Fk You Disney by NoRhymeNorReason reviews
England and America are cursed to keep living different fairy tale stories until they confess their love. One will play the unwilling prince, one will always be in distress, and two others will be there to help (or hinder) their happily ever after. UkUs, Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Chocolate and Cigarettes by Butterfly Heart reviews
Francois Bonnefoy is on the way to work when he sees Alfred, a prostitute, and decides that he wants to draw him after a night spent together. Things go downhill from there as they slowly discover their feelings for each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, France
Pryde's Folly by Leonaria Dragonbane reviews
Kitty is on a vacation with her family. Victor is on a bender. What happens when time with the enemy is more attractive than being trapped with her family? VERY MATURE...Victor/Kitty WARNING don't read if you can't handle mature content.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,658 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sabretooth, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat
Caldo de Pollo for the Black Hearted by Fairady reviews
Rogue hadn't planned on getting abducted/saved by an insane mercenary, it just sort of happened.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Rogue, Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
Girl Talk by Midnight Auroua reviews
What starts out as a mission to apprehend Deadpool turns into good old fashion male bonding with Gambit, Wolverine, Cyclops, Pyro, and the Merc with a Mouth himself. And the defenseless waitress who wants nothing to do with them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Te Amo by sabbatha76 reviews
A shy young woman fantasizes abut Wolverine. Will she have the guts to make her fantasy a reality? Wolverine and all X Men belong to Marvel. I have a great time writing and daydreaming about Wolverine, but I make no money from writing this.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Froth by forthright reviews
AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Dinosaurs, Squeaky Toys, and Chocolate Milk by greenplaid88
Logan, Lance, and Jamie can never sleep. So, at one in the morning, they talk. Idiocy ensues. Really dumb short one-shot. T for extreme safety.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Wolverine/Logan
I Wanna Do Bad Things To The TV by Red Witch reviews
Another day another argument at the Institute. This time it's over a certain HBO vampire show. This argument gives Logan and the other instructors a pain in the neck.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Johnny Dearest by sweet-n-sassy928 reviews
Set in the future, Pyro is entrusted by Mr. and Mrs. LeBeau to babysit their children. Lots of Pyro craziness and minor ROMY. One shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Pyro - Complete
Warning Retired XMan series by wolverine6claws reviews
Something totally different and just for fun. RoLo
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ororo M./Storm, James H./Wolverine/Logan
The Manor House by doctorg reviews
Complete! "I'll show you anything you want to know. Teach you anything you want to learn. And I'll make damn sure you feel it..." A Wolverine/Rogue AU with a possibly flameworthy premise. Give it a try. Plot, angst, smut, and a happy ending.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Leader by SweetDragonSeeker reviews
Who really led the X-men? A kind of tribute to Wolvie.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Bad Romance by Iris Musicia reviews
Logan comforts Kitty after a bad date. Fluffy one-shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
This One Time in the Danger Room by cloudyailin reviews
Logan decides to veer away from the usual training activities for a day.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kitty, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Paterfamilias by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
Logan seen through the eyes of the women in his life. Things change, but there's one person they can rely on. AU, was originally a one shot. Nothing to do with "Still-Life," I'm afraid...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Logan/Wolverine
Morning Half Pint by TheEbonyRaven reviews
Wolverine's powers fail and leave him injured after a fight; Shadowcat is left to worry for her mentor. Set a few years after the show ended. Can be taken as a Kitty/Logan, as intended, or just a friendship. Rated T to be Safe. One Shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
History Lessons by Scarlett Burns reviews
Who knew that Logan could give Storm a history lesson? one shot, sequel to Haunted
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Storm - Complete
Weapon XMas by TheLetterQ reviews
Semi-continuation to "Snickers" and "Fantasy Man". Deadpool shows X-23 the meaning of Christmas
Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Even More Confessions of a Merc Plus 1 by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
Starts where Confessions left of with a slight twist. Deadpool's going after Stryker and Creed and guess who's tagging along? Nothing like a hot chick, a Cajun and a Wolverine on a revenge road trip to make things more interesting. Wade/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,919 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
Her Old Man by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
A brief moment with Kitty and her old man.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Audiences with the Queen by LadieLazarus reviews
A conversation with Emma Frost. Astonishing
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Emma F./White Queen - Complete
Let's Make a Deal by superherojunkie reviews
Pixie needs Nezhno's help. A New X-Men drabble.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Megan G./Pixie, Nezhno A./Gentle - Complete
Breakout by GalliaDavia reviews
Sethra is heading for an outtime, meeting Victor Creed. Rated M for language,sex,violence. PLEASE please review - there is no use continuing if it doesn t match the character!Story s still developping, chapter 37 up and finally complete!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
Unspoken by illrain666 reviews
Years later, Kitty sees John again.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kitty, Pyro - Complete
Logan By Any Other Name by wolverette reviews
Jubilee learns of Logan's real name and background. Oneshot
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
Shameless Summer Sun by sadistic lunatic reviews
Oneshot. post-X-Force v3 #10. Elixir/X-23. Laura's acting strangely and Josh is . . .
X-Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Fabulosity by Joanna Grant reviews
Rogue is a supermodel that Charles Xavier wants to recruit for his latest PR campaign.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Snickers by TheLetterQ reviews
Deadpool sees something he's never seen before... Deadpool/X-23
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Ultra-Geek reviews
Seventeen year old Scott Summers is stranded at a gas station in Canada and meets a certain dog tag wearing stranger...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Reputation by Red Eyed Cajun reviews
One man can live for many years, a name, a repuation can live on forever. But that repuation, the one of the man Remy LeBeau, was it ever turly accurate. AU.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007
Softball, Hot Dogs, and Wild Turkey by Wolf CrescentWalker reviews
At the end of summer, a softball game turns into a war of warped wits.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Just One Dance by SilentJubilee reviews
“Come on Wolvie, be a gentleman. Just one dance. You wouldn’t stand a lady up, now would you? [Jubilee pleaded] One shot.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Big Bad Wolf by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Sometimes all that huffing and puffing is really just hot air, after all.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Jean G., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Couples Therapy by soulstress reviews
A relationship counsellor has moved into Bayville, who her first clients will be? Thats it bayvilles troubled mutant population![Romy, Lancitty, Jonda, Jott, Jubby, Rolo and Evietro & Msytiquemagneto done] and now Death By CPOOPGaP [COMPLETE]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,029 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Complete
Spoonful of Yummy by Connecticut Junkie reviews
Chili is made by one, snogging is made by two, and insults are made by many. Rogue, Gambit, Jubilee, and Wolverine waste a few minutes in the kitchen
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2003
Corrupting the innocent by JoJo1 reviews
Logan with children. Nuff said. Marie POV.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
The Bets by hummergrey reviews
The X-Men bet each other and Wolverine wins. What will he make the losing teammates do? Pay for their losing in really unique ways ! Logan's winning bet is revealed ch 3! NO slash, no smut. Cyclops, Jean Grey, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, Rogue, and more
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Wolverine/Logan, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Fearless Leader reviews
A year after she left Utopia, Cyclops has an offer for her.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Laura K./X-23