Renesmee Culleswan
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Name: Hannah

Age: Obviously old enough to get into this site!

Lives: In the Southeastern United States. And if you need anymore than that, then you must be a stalker!!

Favorite Books/Series:

Twilight

Harry Potter

Warriors

Favorite Movies:

Twilight

Harry Potters

My Story (ies)

Forever (Twilight)

Rated T

Planned Stories:

idk... I can't think about that yet!


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at others: Ebony Rayne, Jelly1029, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, Katie Ladmoore, Renesmee Culleswan

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (Me, but only sometimes... and definitely my BFF Katie Ladmoore)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897. Katie Ladmoore RENESMEE CULLESWAN

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. --Especially in math class. Alegbra is just a ball of joy! Jk--(yeah thats me, teachers just drone on and on and on...(Zoned out))

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If you have Guitar Hero dsylexia, copy this into your profile. --I discovered this disorder while I was attempting to play Guitar Hero. This disorder means you get the colors and order of them mixed up and your fingers don't always agree with your eyes.--

1.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (not just because i am good looking cuz its cuz of the bags under my eyes out of sleep deprivation due to this awsome site)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing!If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile
If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, Katie Ladmoore RENESMEE CULLESWAN

If you're a flippin' genius, copy and past this into your profile. (Ha! Nice try... This one is Katie Ladmoore's)

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the word politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. ( I want to be a politician! coughcough vampire coughcough )

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy.

(Below questions answered on March 29, 2009 at 2:04 P.M)

What was the last book you read?Eclipse

What's on your T.V right now? Mario Galaxy (Wii game)

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? myself

Where are you? In a chair in front of the computer. where else?

What was the last thing you ate? a pretzel-chocolate-m&m thing

What's your personality like? kool, awesome, better than yours! (arent u jealous?)

Who do you have a crush on? TAYLOR LAUTNER!! He is amazingly HOTTT

What was the last thing you thought? that this question is stupid!

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? the president?!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? rent out an apartment and GET AWAY FROM MY PARENTS (you know they are always saying "My house my rules" yeah well i can have my own thing "My apartment my rules")

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? dont laugh a chair

What are you eating/drinking right now? air

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? this DUH!!

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "ing them. Enjoying the boquet while resisting the wine..."

What's it like being you? FREAKIN suckish

How tall are you? 5.1

What book are you currently reading? Christ Miller, and Crazy Love (Yes i am reading 2 books at a time, usually its more than that...)

What music are you listening to? I Hate This Part

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Playlist.com

What was the last thing you cooked? Mac and Cheese

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Yellow (I hate yellow wals but wat can i do about it?)

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Yes; I would tell you, but then you would know what state I live in. And that is a secret :D

Ketchup or Mustard? neither they are both gross

How many different programs are on your computer right now? to many to count... i have 5 tabs open

Have you ever been water-skiing? No.

What is the weather like? cloudy and depressing

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? duh. the beach

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!!"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
He who laughs last didn't get it.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
I reject your reality and substitute my own

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat

Iused to hate it when aunts and grandmas used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "You're next" "You're next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!
The petty thieves shall be hanged; the great ones elected to public office.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum with a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... Don's ask me how they got there...
yo-yos were invented as a weapon. Boomerangs too. Does that mean I can use them against my sister?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, andI get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

5 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

I don't have a globe. Sorry.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Billy's

3. What can you hear right now?

My playlist, the mario game (On the wii), the computer

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hi Harley! (my puppy)

Harley: (wags tail and licks my finger)

Me: your so cute

Harley: (Ignores me and drinks water)

Me: :(

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

MAKE ME TURN THE TV ON!!

6. Type your name with your elbow.

hannah whoa i actually got it!!

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

I updated Forever Ch. 5 read and review!!

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

the garage door

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

Leafpool

10. Now underline the third letter of each question and put it below

olp:Knpea

What High School Musical has Taught us as a Country (This is Hilarious!)

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14.The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16.Even though it's the last day of school, it's ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17.If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the heck?' .

21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23.'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'back stabber'.

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28.Iced tea from England is blue.

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. (gag me)

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way.

31.It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.

32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.

34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

37. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.

39. Even though Chad danced in 'Get Your Head in the Game', 'Status Quo' and 'What Time is It', he apparently does not dance, according to the song 'I Don't Dance'.

40. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

41. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills.

42. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely & nbsp;

43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

If you are always listening to your iPod (or anything musical), copy & paste this 2 your profile!

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. Ok I never got a letter but I am still the greatest Witch ever TO WALK THE EARTH!!

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have a song that fits your personality, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile. can you say 'percabeth'?

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. Go Diego Go and Dora are some of my favorites!!

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. It is possible for werewolves and vampires to get along.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be amazingly awesome
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Jacob Black: Looking sexier than you without a t-shirt since 1990

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: iceier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

IF YOU HATE STEPHENIE MEYER FOR CREATING BELLA COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jacob Black, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen and Black. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward and Jacob exist. Crazy is when you have wasted all your money buying anything and everything that has to do with Twilight. Crazy is when you make out with you Edward poster before you go to school. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don't want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list to your profile.

If you have ever seriously discussed the pros and cons of vampire/werewolf husbands with your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have multiple voices in your head put this in your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If, at the mention of Michael Jackson, you looked over your shoulder to see if he was in the room, copy this into your profile. I did.

If you complain that your feet r cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into ur profile

If you've ever called Canada 'Canadia', copy this into your profile

If the reason ur so grumpy in the morning is that you stay up til midnight the night before, but stubbornly refuse to go to bed earlier, copy this into your profile.

Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat. (haha, so true!)

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, PERCYROCKSMYSOXS, Katie Ladmoore

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who dont like Harry Potter are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile.

If you only copy and paste this crap into your profile to make fun of yourself, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can't.

If you are cool you are awesome, if you are awesome you're a freak, if your a freak you're an athlete, if you are an athlete you're a rebel, if you are a rebel you are random, and if you're random you're smart. which leads to the conculsion that smart people are the coolest cool can be! if you agree put your name down! Percyrocksmysocks! Katie Ladmoore

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (It's three of us. Including me.)

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously, and then change the subject.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words.

When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

If you think that "morning people" should all disappear and spread their six am cheer with the rest of the universe! copy and paste this into your profile.

LOVE is like a double ended sword. Which ever person breaks off the relationship both people get hurt. At least that's what they think. While you sit there laughing because the other person just got hit with your side too.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

Ever wondered if illiterate people get the full effects of alphabet soup?

I sweep a room with a glance.

Chaos theory is a new theory created by scientists panicked at the thought that the public are beginning to understand the old ones.

I would be unstoppable... if I could just get started.

My family tree is full of nuts.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

We take our kids everywhere, but they just keep finding their way back.

I have that effect on most people.

A new survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!- Which is a lot of stuff.

You'll always be my best friend - you know too much!

Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance.

Dull women have imacculate houses.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tommorrow doesn't look good either.

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

It never rains, it pours.

A clean house is a sign of a wasted house.

If at first you don't succeed, erase any evidence that you ever tried!

Organised people are just too lazy to look for things.

If I killed everyone that was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep.

I would cut off your head, beard and all, if it stoodjust a little higher from the ground.

Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Is this a kissing book?

Every time I try to make ends meet, someone moves the ends.

Chocolate is proof that God wants us to be happy.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily( or any of those names at the top, or other names that are in my mind...),Ghostkit, Silverdiamond23,Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore RENESMEE CULLESWAN

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Daydreamer897, Katie Ladmoore As much as I don't like it RENESMEE CULLESWAN

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love is stupid. But we don't love with our brains, do we?

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. And don't do any of that stuff.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I'm that kinda girl who will burst out laughing for something that happened yesterday (I do that all the time)

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken trix rabbit some trix, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands, and your-re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

92 percent of statistics are fake. If you've ever made up a percentage just to get your point across, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile

If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. If you don't understand this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you're in Gifted class and think they call it that to make you feel special, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, TheMacUnleashed JediWolfMaster, Katie Ladmoore RENESMEE CULLESWAN!!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile,

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD!! (even though he was irresistibly HOT)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order.

1. EDWARD CULLEN

2. Alice Cullen

3. Emmet Cullen

4. Jacob Black

5. Harry Potter

6. Bluestar

7. Ron Weasley

8. Rosalie Cullen

9. Jasper Cullen

10. Esme Cullen (I would say Carlisle but I think hes an idiot)

11. Christy Miller

12. Maureen (Forgot last name... her book was All We Know Of Heaven)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope and probably not. That would be to freaky

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

AMAZINGLY HOTTTTTTTTTTTT and no i didnt put his name there on purpose BUT HE IS SEXY

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

then they would be lesbo

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

duh.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no way that would be perverted

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

no way GAY and probably I just cant see it happening

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Ron would have a heart attack and fall instantly in love with Alice(screw Hermione) before beating up maureen and killing her after her recent recovery. :(

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Emmet ditches Rosalie and leaves her with a broken heaart then kills Carlisle and tortures Esme till she has various make-out sessions with him.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably; until Bella stepped in, Rosalie would be devestated and then switch to Emmet...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hogwarts goes Christian...idk

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

if het is guy/girl then i guess but they would have to answer to Rosalie first, and would probably die trying to get him...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Most likely, no.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

i would hope not...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ooh, not sure. a cussing one

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

ummm long waits for chapters considering how FREAKIN WEIRD that would be!!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

2 or 3 weeks ago

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Edward and Ron are in a happy relationship until Jasper runs off with Jacob. Edward, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Christy Miller and a brief, unhappy affair with Maureen, then follows the wise advise of Harry Potter and finds true love with Alice Cullen.

Yeah I always knew Alice would fall for Edward! Bella deserved to die anyway. maybe she hit her head clif diving...

What title would you give this fic?

Edward adventure away from bella

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

scared, but boy is ron lucky rose hasnt sucked his blood yet.

2 gallons of blood: 1

Paintbrushes and buckets: 20

The look on Jasper's face when He realizes you've painted his room with blood: Priceless

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile. (All the time!)

If you are a brainiac at your school, copy this onto yourprofile! (I am the smartest person in my grade! Two of my friends actually went around telling people that once...)

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're tired of copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy this and paste it into your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting high meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when Mom was your hero
and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your worst enemies were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when war was a card game
and life was simple and care-free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you think iPods were gifts from God, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one in a million in China, then there are 1300 people just like you. (I saw this in a Youtube video, and no offense to China. China is cool.)

If your school bus driver hates you and/or the rest of your bus load for no good or apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cry/spazz out when Anakin's appearance is completely marred during Scene 43 in ROTS, and now you totally hate Obi-Wan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Padme changes her outfit/hairstyle waaaaay too often, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you got totally creeped out when you read the fifth and sixth chapters of Breaking Dawn (the parts on Isle Esme), so you keep hitting your Edward poster and looking at it funny because of said chapters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that the clowns are out to get you, copy this into your file

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Jaypaw is more grumpy than the elders some days, copy and paste this into your profile.

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

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Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If this is copied from someone else's profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.My TV doesn't even HAVE buttons to do that...)

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

-FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you're a CHO AHOLIC, Talkaholic, or a Shopaholic, then copy and paste this!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Target...

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, signature, or whatever, and add your name to the list.Kakashis-First-Kiss, Katie Ladmoore RENESMEE CULLESWAN

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. (Die, BELLA!!, DIE!)

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm proud of it! And for you idiotic other 20 percent, you are probably going to DIE of it!)

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have ever created your own world to escape from reality and from all the problems that seem to take over completely, copy and paste this on your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Ashfur with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new WARRIORS books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: KaidaThorn, Squirrelflightlover, Unsharpened, Katie Ladmoore, RENESMEE CULLESWAN

If you say "Screw Gryffindor" and think a different Hogwarts House is better (cough Ravenclaw cough), C&P

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

xYou own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(3 at the most)
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink. sometimes...
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry. (I got my ears pierced, a cross necklace, a friendship necklace, and a name necklace. That's it)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I have like, 2 skirts total)
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance? (yeah dance for 6 years and gym for 1, but both are crappy now... its not like i didn't beg my mom to quit)
xit takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(Only shower and getting dressed, and breakfast too!)

xYou smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x you like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 15

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're an avid fan of Harry Potter, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Hollypaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons squirt the lemons in life's eyes and ask if you can have apples instead.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I dropped a little thing called my sanity. And you'll never find it, hehe, never! NEVER!

When ever you here the word Twilight you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
I ran with scissors, and lived!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
If dance were any easier, it would be called football.
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

What color does a smurf turn if he's choking??

When you go on a rant or quote Twilight daily and everyone around you thinks your some weird nerd everyone should avoid, and you know they're jealous of your mad skills and passion, copy and paste this on your profile

You become very defensive when someone bad mouths Twilight, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you think brunettes rock, copy this in your profile.

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.

Brunnete: I was listening to eminem last night
Blonde: you were listening to candy!!

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

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║║║║╔═╗╔╦╗╔═╗╔═╗Put This On Your Page
║╚╝║║║║║║║║═╣║║║If You
║╔╗║║║║║║║╠═║║╩╣Love Dr. House

If you know you'll be super super mad if Jasper doesn't get to have his big moment in the New Moon movie, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would deffinately flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing head and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile

Food Question Thing

What was the last thing you ate? A hotdog bun

What it good? I guess

What time was it when you ate it? idk 9:00 AM yes i eat hotdog buns for breakfast

What do you think you'll eat next? idk but my chocolate level is low...

Why did you eat it? It was breakfast time and i was hungry

Describe this food in three simple words plain, borring, and yummy

Who did you eat this food with? Myself

Where did you eat this food? Right in front of the TV

Was this question thing a total waste of time? yeah.

Which Disney hero/heroine do you think is the most like you, and why?: idk i hate them all

Which Disney villain do you think is the most like you, and why?: idk but cruella is rockin

What's the stupidest book you've ever read of your own choice?: Year of the Dog

Have you ever written a corny fanfiction?: im not sure, if i have someone review and tell me cuz i only have one!!

What kind of guys/girls are you attracted to?: The ones that are nice and say really sweet things and are hot

No. Really. What kind of guys/girls are you attracted to?: i just said u idiot quiz

Are you ever sarcastic?: duh who isnt

Did you answer that with a sarcastic "no?": No

What about that time?: OMG IT WAS HILARIOUS!!

Describe your ideal life 20 years from now.: Married with my newborn 3rd child in my arms...

Are you a virgin? of course

If not, how did u lose your virginity? If so, when do u plan to lose it?: when im married...

Do you consider yourself sexy?: no not really

Do you know what happens when you mix cornstarch and water?: No, but thanks for giving me something to try!

What is your favorite nut?: cashew all other nuts are disguesting

How do you feel about plastic spoons?: they are a waste of plastic and are destined to blow up with the rest of the world while i go to heaven HA TAKE THAT PLASTICE SPOONS!!

Introvert or extrovert?: a little bit of both

Straight, gay, or bisexual?: straight

Do you have anything against gays or bisexuals?: yeah duh who would do that?

Do you have/want any tatoos?: no not really for both

If so, what?: nothing

Do you have/want any piercings?: yes and yes

If so, what?: I have earrings i want a second hole in my ears

Have you ever/do you want to dye your hair?: i used to want to be blonde, does that count?

If so, what color?: blonde

Close your eyes, turn around, and open them again. What do you see?: this art project my sis made

Close yur eyes and randomly fling a hand. What's the first thing u touch?: my dads mail

Is the glass half empty or half full?: who cares...?

Do you think inside the box, or outside the box?: outside usually

Quick! Write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Sandstorm

2. firestar

3. daisy

4. millie

5. graystripe

6. rosekit

7. mosskit (she was bluestars second kit, she died)

8. specklekit

9. spottedleaf

10. mousefur

11. whitewing

12. crookedstar

Pick ten of your own Oc Characters (You can be included) in any order. --(I would like to note that I have a bunch of other OCs that I haven't written about. Why two of them are Emmas, I don't know)

1. Renesmee Cullen

2. Edward Cullen

3. Jacob Black

4. Bella Cullen

5. Rosalie Hale

6. Jasper Hale

7. Emmet Cullen

8. Alice Cullen

9. Carlisle Cullen

10. Esme Cullen

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happen?

Alice: Esme! come here and you can find some more fashonable clothes!

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Jacob and Bella are fighting, but then Jasper comes in and brings Jacob and Bella together as a couple.

Yes Edward is single!!

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Rosalie and Carlisle are talking when Emmet runs in between yelling "Ilove Renesmee"

gross

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Esme and Edward are in the middle of a battle when Emmet comes flying through screaming "Super Emmet"

that is totally something emmet would do!!

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Esme kills Bella

"Edward... I l-l-l-love y-y-y-y-o..."

Edward here I come!!

6) One, two, three, and four are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten come to watch. What happens?

Renesmee, Bella, Edward, and Jacob are fighting when Jasper, Emmet, Alice, Carlisle, and Esme come to watch.

Renesmee: Why can't I get married to Jacob?

Bella: Because I am in love with Jacob!

Edward: But we're married!

Bella: I don't care Jacob is my soulmate (throws herself at Jacob and begins making out...)

Renesmee: But, but, but

Edward: Thats ok Nessie. (Begins making out with Nesssie)

Bella: (breaks apart from Jacob) EDWARD!! (Shoves Edward away and takes his place)

Jacob: BELLA!!

Bella: (Pulls away from Nessie) Oops sorry Nessie

Nessie: (Gasping) FORGET IT (storms away)

Edward: Nessie kisses good.

Esme: EDWARD YOUR GROUNDED!!

Edward: It was worth it. i could catch her... (Runs after Nessie)

Bella: Carlisle... Is it dangerous?

Carlsile: No they belong together...

Bella: (Runs after Edward)

Emmet: Sooo, Alice...

Alice: Emmet? stop looking at me like that. NO DONT YOU DARE

Emmet: Throws self at Alice, only to hit the ground.

Jasper: Now where is Rosalie?

Alice: Jasper?

Jasper: Shes sooo SEXY!!

Bella: (Finds Edward and Renesmee doing it in the clearing.)

Edward: Nessie you are SEXY!!

Nessie: Edward you are MINE!!

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this into your profile

I believe there is one true God.

I believe he created the universe, and everything in it.

I believe he sent his only son to Earth.

I believe Jesus was nailed to a cross and had a crown of thorns placed on his head.

I believe he rose from the dead and ascended into heaven to sit on the right hand of God.

I believe that Jesus can work miracles.

I believe that God really does listen to my prayers, and I believe he sends angels to watch over me at night.

I believe God will love me for all eternity.

I believe God will take me, a sinner, and love me no matter what.

I believe that although I am a sinner, God will be proud of me.

I believe that judgment day is already at hand.

I believe that the fate of the world is in God’s hands.

If you've ever searched for yourself on Google for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If you love forbidden loves,copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Whitewing should have gotton her warrior name before SQuirrelflight and Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

Think that Daisy should get a life and move out of the nursery?copy and paste this into your file

Do think that Stormfur and Brooks kits will have tribe names copy and paste into your file

Ashfur should just get a life and take another mate copy and paste into your file

Do you think that Ashfur got his name by being burned by Squirrelflight copy and paste into your file(lol)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're an avid fan of Harry Potter, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you realize that Nightcloud and Ashfur were normal cuddly cats before the Erins used them as spare mates, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Stardawn, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare,The Twisted Lotus,Pinetail, Katie Ladmoore, RENESMEE CULLESWAN

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single warrior book ever made, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can sing pretty well, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Jacob Black, Edward(I cant make up my mind!))

If you think Millie (from Warriors) doesn't deserve half the flames she gets, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this into your profile

If your parents are not divorced, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope Jaypaw gains world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a crush on one of your classmates, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love your MP3, iPod, or boombox, copy and paste this into your profile

If your parents met in the most unromantic situation ever in the history of the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an extremely strange combination of genres on your MP3 or iPod, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love squirrels as much as I do (which I highly doubt), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you collect "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

If you think Breezepaw is hated by his father, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Cloudtail is an idiot but cool, copy this to your profile.

If you like screaming "You'll never get married, get over it!" to the people who annoy you constantly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

I, hereby, am protesting the long life that Barkface has served as medicine cat and think that he has lived longer than a cat could possibly live in the Warriors World without dying or retiring. Therefore, Barkface, current WindClan medicine cat, should either die or retire so Kestrelpaw (who is way cooler) can be medicine cat instead.

I have corrected the grammar in a 'copy/paste' message. If you have also done so, please copy this and paste it to your bulletin.

If you want to be a part of the Official Molly Weasley Fan Club, copy this into your profile. (GOOOOO MOLLY!)

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.

If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly go around sorting everyone you meet into a Hogwarts House copy+paste this into your profile

If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you are Twilight obsessed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallowsand not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, tonksxhairbandxklutz,Pinetail, Katie Ladmoore, RENESMEE CULLESWAN

Girlfriend and Boyfriend:

“I think we should see other people.”

“What! Why?”

“You aren’t… right for me.”

“It’s because I don’t sparkle, isn’t it?”

“I-no, no of course not.”

“It is! Look, I can buy some body glitter or something-”

" But it is not the same!!

runs away crying

I’d so get in that argument…

Daughter and her Dad:

“Hey, sweetie, look what I decided to dress up as for Halloween!”

“What Da- OH MY GOD.”

“I know you’ve been reading those books so I thought…”

“DAD THIS IS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS.”

“oh, you’re just saying that.”

“IS THAT BODY GLITTER??”

“Well yah, you see-”

“WHAT THE HELL?!”

“Oh, stop over-reacting.”

Suddenly, from downstairs,

“Hey mom, is that your- WHAT THE-??”

If you’re smart enough for Ravenclaw but evil enough for Slytherin like me copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that it's horrible that some Mary Sues got published for real -cough Bella from Twilight cough- copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a million dollars, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a billion dollars, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

I love Edward Cullen. If you love Edward Cullen DONT COPY AND PASTE CUZ I WILL COME AND HURT YOU!! EDWARD IS MINE!!


Guess what? I just read Katie Ladmoore's WHOLE PROFILE!! YES!! TAKE THAT KATIE!! jk jk jk. And it only took me 2 days!!

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Loveless? by Katie Ladmoore reviews
Separatists, Senators, queer planets, and skill are all parts of a Jedi's life. When these combine to become one, a Jedi with a new part of the Chosen One prophecy will face fastidious mentors, love, heartbreak, and adventure.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,962 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
New Moon in a nutshell parody by SquishyBobb reviews
Parody of New Moon me and my friends are/were going to act out for school work. I know, it's kinda inappropriate for school but oh well lol . Enjoy XD Thanks to everyone who's left a good comment I really appreciate it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever reviews
I'm Nessie. I was only playing a little joke. But now it's gone too far. I'm on the run, hiding. If she finds me, I'll be dead. Someone help me. Please! Rated T for mature content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie